Have you ever had a stalker? Thor and I were having an interesting conversation the other day about having an address on the “contact us” page of the site. D/P thinks this is a good idea (I am assuming they are hoping for some company at their lonely offices), but Thor and I wonder. What if someone decided to stalk one of the site writer’s or someone from D/P?
I theorize that Thor is the most likely candidate. After all, he is male (women can get a little loopy about men). Not only is he male, he has been around since the beginning of the site, and is the most mysterious. Who isn’t attracted to thunder and lightning…it sure gets me hot 
I have visions of some sort of boy band cult forming. They would tote “I heart Thor” shirts and wait outside the Spicybear office for 20 hours hoping by chance he will have visit. I try to not pick on Thor too much, but my vision of these girls definitely mirrors girls with braces in pigtails. Mind you, this is not the type of person in our target audience at all. I am slightly crazy myself so my visions should rarely be taken seriously.
What exactly would we do if this were to occur? Send Thor to Greece to hide. He and the Godfather have paralleling lives.
Has this happened to any of you? What would you/did you do?
I would just take self-defense and knock the jerk out…I am all talk by the way.
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I once knew this girl who would send me creepy poetry, flowers w/creepy poetry on the card, and more creepy poetry, and then ask me if I wanted to spend the night with her. This went on for weeks, until she gave up on me and devoted her creepy attention on a friend of mine. The last time I saw him, he was bald from head to toe. (She got him drunk and shaved his whole body after he passed out. He was a pretty hairy guy.) Needless to say, he left her after that rude awakening.
Oh man, Lu Sid and Thor are so hooking up.
omfg, and yes, i am bringing it back (from last week)
i’m a dork and have to say “what if someone decided to stock one of …”
has me laughing, since i get visions of thor in a can, being shelved.
i think you mean “decided to stalk one of…”
Umm..not to be a dick or anything, but lightening is what Michael Jackson does, lightning is that bright shit in the sky when it rains (or doesn’t). Oh, and Michael Corleone went to Sicily to hide out, not Greece.
I actually think Lu Sid and Thor are the same person, too many similar typos and grammatical errors.
So, Thor is having sex with himself??
Um… no.
“he has been around since the beginning of the site,”
….yeah, he’s been around, alright.
/anyone seen Caroline?
I really have almost no idea what this thread is about.
Also, I was stalked once. The broad came to the grocery store where I worked just to by an apple. Every day. Then she came to my house one time, and I had my brother tell her I wasn’t there. She sat on the steps for 5 hours waiting for me, till my mom went out and told her she had to go home.
Man, I’m glad I never hooked up her.
I think this is the whitest post Cvillain has ever done, congratulations guys.
I was stalked by this hot chick once. She was smokin’. I’d see her everytime I went to the video store. She’d pretend not to look at me (she was never looking at me when I looked at her), and she acted all nonchalant, etc.
But she always smiled at me when she was bagging my video and giving me my change.
She wanted me so bad.
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okay, really?
buy, not by.
wtf?
it would be better if the wrong words being used were not actual other words, thereby changing the meaning of everything you are writing.
the “broad” came to be near an apple?
huh?
/broad?!
i have a friend who went to a girl’s house everyday after school to eat apples. he and she lost their innocence together.;).
@4-I was tired.
@ Doof
I am not the same person as Thor! I only make typos when I am tired (or hung over)…he makes them ALL THE TIME…I think to drive me crazy. I could not be Thor, he is not nearly enough fun and sort of *Dadish*. Aside from all that, it would be very difficult to have a two way conversation were I him, not impossible, but difficult.
You’re hooking up with someone Dad-ish? Ew…..
I was stalked by a piece of celery.
I’ve never been stalked. Pout. If you wanna stalk me, I live on Elliot in that house with the big deck on the side.
I am being stalked by scriole.
Did you or did you not understand the post. If so, stfu. If not, gbts (Go back to school).
Also, I knew she was a little crazy even before she started hanging around. She had pulled a knife on one of her old boyfriends when he tried to break up with her. And I’m pretty sure it wasn’t for slicing apples.
I thought so.
stop stalking me
@18 I thought you lived in that house behind the ice park that has dance parties all the time?
Haha, no. [admin edit] Come by late at night and leave me
Bud Lights.
I really feel sorry for whoever really lives in that house, shen. poor sap
Shhhhh, I’m trying to get parlie some free Bud Light.
Parlie only drinks rainwater, the hippie.
@25 God, imagine, if parlie never had to pay for a BL.
@26 if by rain you mean bong.