Richmond F*cking Virginia

Posted by Thor on May 14th, 2008 78 Comments

Thanks to Jim’s Twitter Feed for this one! Since we are being elitist, we may as well make fun of Richmond. F*ucking Capital VA!

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78 Responses to “Richmond F*cking Virginia”

  1. 14 May 2008 at 5:12 pm1Thor said:

    This remix is pretty funny..

  2. 14 May 2008 at 6:05 pm2parlie said:

    awww, but he always seemed like such a nice guy!

  3. 14 May 2008 at 6:25 pm3Stanley said:

    Topical:

    News anchor drops F-bomb on-air.

    Chris Berman loses his shiznit (off-air).

  4. 14 May 2008 at 6:29 pm4Ethan said:

    I didn’t really like Bill Reilly before, but I like him now.

  5. 15 May 2008 at 12:25 pm5shenanigans said:

    I’m confused. What does this have to do with RVA?

  6. 15 May 2008 at 12:26 pm6belmont yo said:

    Watch the vid, shen, and you’ll be less confused.

    /bill-o is a blowtoad.

  7. 15 May 2008 at 12:28 pm7dieter said:

    You must watch the whole Comedy Central clip where Colbert has a melt down and says “I don’t needs this! I could be in Richmond F*cking Virginia!”

  8. 15 May 2008 at 12:40 pm8shenanigans said:

    I started to watch it but it was too long and boring. Colbert yells that? HIL-arious.

  9. 15 May 2008 at 12:42 pm9shenanigans said:

    Let’s stop Bill-bashing and start RVA-bashing. I’ll go first.
    SWRL (stuff white richmonders like):
    -Mentioning they ate at Comfort
    -Mentioning they live in the Fan
    -Getting tattoos

  10. 15 May 2008 at 12:47 pm10dieter said:

    @9 for me it begins and ends with:

    I went to St. Christopher’s/ St.Catherine’s and last time we went to the RI Var it was epic!

  11. 15 May 2008 at 12:48 pm11Stanley said:

    9:

    -Riding fixies
    -Talking about Avail
    -Making fun of VCU
    -Attending VCU (strictly, for art school)
    -Hating on the suburbs
    -Secretly being from the suburbs
    -Hating on hipsters
    -Being hipsters

  12. 15 May 2008 at 2:18 pm12Dan from Eppie's said:

    Not so much about Richmond, but on the topic of bad tv clips…
    One of the worst interviews ever (Holly Hunter talking about her then new show).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpUwx_YLGc

  13. 15 May 2008 at 2:22 pm13echo said:

    Dan, that was painful

  14. 15 May 2008 at 2:25 pm14Thor said:

    it’s so bad, I had to put it in the comment.

  15. 15 May 2008 at 2:55 pm15shenanigans said:

    Borrrrrrrring. Let’s go back to bashing Richmonders. Why do they think they’re sooooo cool anyways?

  16. 15 May 2008 at 3:00 pm16dieter said:

    @15 because they live in the Capitol, silly. If you had gone to St. Catherine’s you would have known that.
    Now, could you be a dear and make me a mojito. Thanks, ever so

  17. 15 May 2008 at 3:04 pm17Mr. Roboto said:

    @15 because they aren’t from Tidewater- which may be the most boring place with a beach on the east coast. Coal port and Navy base to the world, after that nothing of note.

    That place makes Richmond look like Paris

  18. 15 May 2008 at 3:08 pm18echo said:

    @17: Following that logic, do we live in the Garden of Eden?

    /elitist

  19. 15 May 2008 at 3:08 pm19shenanigans said:

    @16: Shenanigans does NOT make mojitos. EVAR.

  20. 15 May 2008 at 3:10 pm20dieter said:

    @18 compared to the rest of the state- yes
    That’s why I live here

  21. 15 May 2008 at 3:13 pm21dieter said:

    @19 EVAR? That can’t be true.
    I know they make them in many other downtown haunts.

    You have a bad experience in Cuba? Hate Ricky Ricardo or Fredo Corleone?

  22. 15 May 2008 at 3:20 pm22belmont yo said:

    Wait, why are we bashing the Rich again? Oh thats right, its the internet and we have to bash *something* or life isn’t interesting and we have nothing to write.

    I think its kinds cool to have a bigger city right down the way. Its good to escape the inbred confines of Davemathewsberg every once in a while. No wonder cville has such an arrogant rep.

    /show me, on the doll, where richmond touched you.

  23. 15 May 2008 at 3:22 pm23shenanigans said:

    @21: Never. Primo, they are a fucking pain in the ass to make. Segundo, every jackass wants one because they think they are still cool. They were cool 5 or 6 years ago. Trezio, leaves in your drink? WTF people!

  24. 15 May 2008 at 3:24 pm24echo said:

    @22: That’s the problem, Richmond never touched me

  25. 15 May 2008 at 3:24 pm25shenanigans said:

    @22: B-yo, Thor said we’re bashing Richmond since we’re being elitist. Such is our M.O. But I love the term Davematthewsburg. Did you make that up yourself?

  26. 15 May 2008 at 3:26 pm26dieter said:

    Well #2 is exactly why Richmonders order them. I follow what your saying (not a mojito drinker myself) but under the no leaves rule does that mean the my Kentucky Derby Mint Julip’s are a no go as well?

  27. 15 May 2008 at 3:27 pm27belmont yo said:

    Yes, at least I think so. And when you drive into the city one day and see that the “Charlottesville” signs have been altered to read as such, you have no idea who did it, kapich?

  28. 15 May 2008 at 3:28 pm28PJP said:

    dieter, I can see it now… shenanigans got asked to make 1 too many mojitos while bartending in Richmond, packed up and moved to a less trendy part of VA, only to wind up in C’ville.

  29. 15 May 2008 at 3:31 pm29shenanigans said:

    @26: Haha. And bourbon+lemonade is fine by itself.
    @27: Did what?
    @28: Actually, I moved here because they told me the streets were made of gold.

  30. 15 May 2008 at 3:39 pm30dieter said:

    @29 Oh thanks for the heads up, I got confused ..

    I got on this blog because I heard STREET was made of gold.

  31. 15 May 2008 at 3:41 pm31shenanigans said:

    Actually, he’s just gold foil on the outside with a delicious chocolate filling on the inside.

    /the cubicle, it rots my brain!

  32. 15 May 2008 at 3:45 pm32dieter said:

    @31 There is a joke there about Street and giving up blogging for chocolate but I don’t want to offend you. (and it’s not that funny)

    Feel free to make up your own.

  33. 15 May 2008 at 3:48 pm33shenanigans said:

    I got nothing.

  34. 15 May 2008 at 3:51 pm34Gobbler said:

    Street give up blogging? Do not encourage that. His clicks account for at least half of the traffic here.

  35. 15 May 2008 at 3:52 pm35PJP said:

    @31 guess you feel like a sucker now, gotcha in with promises of gold only to find foil wrapped crap colored sugar. Most of em fall for that one.

  36. 15 May 2008 at 3:52 pm36dieter said:

    @33 you have my promise that I will never order a Mojito from you- so that’s something

    Is there any other drink that when ordered stamps LOSER across the forehead of a patron in your libation dispensary?

  37. 15 May 2008 at 4:04 pm37shenanigans said:

    *cough* bud light *cough*

  38. 15 May 2008 at 4:08 pm38belmont yo said:

    s there any other drink that when ordered stamps LOSER across the forehead of a patron in your libation dispensary?

    Fanta?

  39. 15 May 2008 at 4:10 pm39dieter said:

    Sure, but what about mixed drinks-
    what is the Goofus on the downtown mall ordering and what is Gallant ordering?

    (all those Highlights in the Dentist office are really starting to pay off)

  40. 15 May 2008 at 4:15 pm40dieter said:

    @38 The Fantanas would like to speak with B-Yo’s

  41. 15 May 2008 at 4:18 pm41belmont yo said:

    @ 40 So THAT’s where Amy Winehouse (in purple) got her break.

    Gallant: shots and beers.

    Goofus: everything else.

  42. 15 May 2008 at 4:22 pm42shenanigans said:

    IMHO the cool people ask for vodka/gin tonics, the beer we actually have, champers, and Firecrotch©. The lame-os ask for mojitos, chocolate martinis, cheap-ass beer we don’t have, apple martinis, espresso, and much more.

  43. 15 May 2008 at 4:22 pm43echo said:

    I like the copyright.

  44. 15 May 2008 at 4:24 pm44dieter said:

    @42 Is there a drink that will add coolness points when ordered or is it it all about the deliver (and a huge tip)

  45. 15 May 2008 at 4:32 pm45mc said:

    IMHO the cool people ask for vodka/gin tonics,

    high five, trillian!

  46. 15 May 2008 at 4:34 pm46echo said:

    @42: You left off tequila shots

  47. 15 May 2008 at 4:35 pm47shenanigans said:

    @44: Ask for A Piece of Ass

  48. 15 May 2008 at 4:37 pm48shenanigans said:

    Oh yes, how could I forget Tequila? Guys who order tequila shots rule.

  49. 15 May 2008 at 4:38 pm49belmont yo said:

    What about guys who order tequila bottles and a crazy straw?

  50. 15 May 2008 at 4:39 pm50dieter said:

    @47 I’ve ordered that before and it was quite tasty. Your version is quite different from what I remember.

  51. 15 May 2008 at 4:45 pm51shenanigans said:

    @49: Is that even legal??

  52. 15 May 2008 at 4:51 pm52belmont yo said:

    Probably illegal to be served that, but certainly not illegal to order that.

    /a boy can dream, can’t he?

  53. 15 May 2008 at 4:53 pm53belmont yo said:

    Which, by the way, is why I drink at home.

  54. 15 May 2008 at 5:03 pm54echo said:

    @53: That looked like fun.

    It also looked like orchid on Saturday, in case you missed it.

  55. 15 May 2008 at 5:07 pm55belmont yo said:

    That video speaks to me.

  56. 15 May 2008 at 6:19 pm56Lu Sid said:

    Wow, that title has inappropriate language. Are we allowed to do that?! My posts would be so much more colorful.

  57. 15 May 2008 at 7:44 pm57orchid said:

    @54 thanks a lot echo for talking shit about me while i was sleeping & couldn’t defend myself.
    /don’t think anyone missed it.

  58. 15 May 2008 at 8:13 pm58parlie said:

    back on topic: i saw my first mob assault and quadruple shooting in richmond. it’s a special place!

  59. 15 May 2008 at 9:01 pm59echo said:

    @57: No problem. You know neither of us can be trusted.

  60. 15 May 2008 at 9:04 pm60orchid said:

    @59 don’t need a book to tell us that!

    /don’t worry shen, he’ll forget about me in 3 weeks.

  61. 15 May 2008 at 9:07 pm61caroline said:

    shen i needs a mojeeeto pronto baby

  62. 15 May 2008 at 9:09 pm62echo said:

    @60: No, but it’s funny that it did. 3 weeks? I doubt it’ll take that long.

  63. 15 May 2008 at 9:27 pm63orchid said:

    well i leave in 13 days. so what then–2 weeks?

  64. 15 May 2008 at 9:29 pm64caroline said:

    then I step in…

  65. 15 May 2008 at 9:32 pm65echo said:

    Probably 2 1/2 weeks. It certainly won’t take 8 days.

    Sure thing caroline.

  66. 15 May 2008 at 9:37 pm66caroline said:

    ;p

  67. 15 May 2008 at 9:39 pm67caroline said:

    /that’s a makeout face y’know in case it’s not obvious. mmmkay

  68. 15 May 2008 at 9:40 pm68parlie said:

    that was the worst winkyface i’ve ever seen. it didn’t even turn yellow! what is this, your first day?

  69. 15 May 2008 at 9:44 pm69parlie said:

    ;p d;

    that’s my face. two people licking each other’s faces with one eye open. no trust int he relationship, but lots of licking. it’s disgusting, hide your children.

  70. 15 May 2008 at 9:44 pm70caroline said:

    may I be excused?

  71. 15 May 2008 at 9:44 pm71echo said:

    I got it. Just don’t let shen find out, or she’ll yell at you too.

  72. 15 May 2008 at 9:45 pm72caroline said:

    may I be excused?

    /leaves table

  73. 15 May 2008 at 9:46 pm73parlie said:

    wait… why am i in richmond? i thought this was the free-fer?

    i’ll show myself out.

  74. 15 May 2008 at 9:47 pm74caroline said:

    @72 should’ve been 70, just an after thought….jeez this is my first day, i suck at this.
    don’t worry….i got shen wrapped around my finger

  75. 15 May 2008 at 9:56 pm75echo said:

    Great. 13 days and I’m in the clear.

  76. 15 May 2008 at 10:00 pm76scoriole said:

    @69(heehee) so, you were talking about ;p d; a?

  77. 15 May 2008 at 10:08 pm77caroline said:

    have a nice trip orchid
    ;)

  78. 16 May 2008 at 12:11 am78Stanley said:

    Man, parlie swallowed the be-funny pill tonight. That’s new.

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