It looks like the local government types have finally realized that there is a severe gang threat in cville, despite all our past warnings. While Thor never quite made it to graduation at the Police Academy, his razor sharp instincts and care for the cvillains shines through in his previous local coverage on the subject. There is the infamous Gang Information Presentation, which led to me thinking Latin gangs from South America were about to infiltrate our town, to Parlie reporting on gunshots in the middle of the night.
Well it seems we couldn’t have been so far off the mark…a new team of elite (hopefully) police officers and ATF agents are forming the Albemarle Gang Enforcement task force. No word yet if they will cooperate with cvillain to educate the public on how to defend oneself from the local hooligans, but we are keeping our inbox open. Judging by this photo I nabbed, they might be able to start their search at the UVa frat houses, yes thats right, white boys are the now the target.
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Nothing says gangsta more than shaggy hair, jeans and a button down shirt. If I had to guess, he’s also wearing Rainbows.
That’s not a real gang Echo, that’s just another misleading pic Vanillavy snagged from Flikr. That’s how he do.
Why do you keep doing that Vanillavy? I was already scouring the streets for those hoodlums. You seriously need to get a camera.
Is the dude on the right carrying a pocket fisherman? And if so, do these thugs represent a threat to the Rivanna?
@4 it’s a flexi leash for the pitbull he’s gettin’
Word!
I just got off the phone with the Gang Enforcement Task Force. As far as they know, these guys only pose a threat to Mountain Dew at the moment.
@5 does that invisible pit bull represent a threat to the Rivanna?
Are we seriously talking about real pictures again? The gang I snapped pictures of mugged me and stole my camera. B. I am not the only one using Flikr on this site for pics of cville related things. If anyone wants to donate a new camera, it would be much appreciated!
I don’t trust any invisible pit bulls roaming the streets with pocket fisherman. Fisherman themselves are a shifty lot, but pocket fisherman in the employ of invisible pit bulls — my god, gangs are the least of our problems…
that fact that they have invisible dogs shows how advanced the cville gangs are. Beware all of you!
Invisible pitbulls- that’s just silly. This new hybrid pitbull is the real danger!
@8 hey vanillavy, if your stolen camera was an elph and you still have the battery charger, can i have it? (leprechauns took mine & i forsee my battery dying during my brother’s graduation sunday…)
@11: Ooh! I want one of those!
ooo an elph! If only life were that sweet to me. I actually had this stolen:
Does anyone else have an old Nokia handset and a 1st gen camera I can have to rebuild it? This was from this episode scene of Flight of the Conchords:
And yes Thor, HBO allows us to use their pics!
They stole nothing?
@ 15 must have been a gang of nihilist
I knew something like that was going to happen. Now my comment makes no sense.
/too quick is the new too slow
What does that clip have to do with that phone?
Same scene/episode..they are about to get mugged and only have this “camera phone” to offer them. They want to show the thugs how tough they are by rapping…it didn’t work.
Le Sigh. Vanillavy, we’re gonna hafta give you a FAIL on that one.
Hey can you go find these dude’s myspaces so that we can make more fun of them? I mean seriously, the SHOCKER is their gang sign?
boo on you shenanigans. You should TOTALLY try to find that episode so you can quietly chuckle. If you haven’t seen flight of the conchords yet, get on it!