This Tuesday was slightly out of the norm. We began at Bang. It was chock full of what appeared to be UVA students. For a Tuesday night the place was packed. This seemed a bit odd to me. We certainly are fans of the Bang atmosphere and it was in full swing last night.
Next in the line up was South Street. South Street was dead. We saw none of our fellow villains 
The place was so lame we left after five minutes. What was the deal guys?!
The last stop of the evening was Mas. Mas was not its usual sardine set-up. Despite the lack of a crowd all the tables, a chunk of the outdoor seating and a good portion of the bar were full. Mas seemed to have an usually large number of UVA students as well.
In general the town seemed to be bustling but other than Bang no place really seemed to show signs of it.
What was with the UVA infiltration last night? Aren’t they supposed to be out enjoying their summer fun?
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I went to South Street when I got back in town around 11:30. orchid was there, and she said she hadn’t seen any other villains all night. I spoke with Katie and she said they had a good crowd, but it wasn’t the usual Tuesday people. I thought the undergrads had left.
x was dead, I prefer to think of it as the calm before the storm
i must have left mas right before you got there, tuesday. then i went to SS & waited for echo for 2 hours. i was lonely
It was SS or bubble bath for me. Bubble bath won.
For those of us committed to depleting the reserves at SS it was an odd night. The usual suspects must have been rounded up and locked away, and in their stead the apparently UVA-ish crowd kept pushing their airbrushed faces and khakied knees into my back at the bar. There was even a tiara-ed girl and her minions out on her pre-marital parade. A strange night for SS indeed. This is what happens when Dan is away on Tuesdays.
Sad Times! We must plan for next week…
Oy’s sailing the East coast so that’s why he wasn’t there.
@6 please come next week! it’s my last tuesday for a long time.
Let’s have a goodbye Orchid party then.
orchid, shen, and Tuesday at South Street on a Tuesday? Sounds like my kind of party.
There was a large group of young professionals at Mellow Mushroom last night. Maybe the UVA crowd and the post-college crowd traded places for a night?
Wait! Wait! Where on earth do you think you are going orchid?! You cannot leave us! I will definitely make next Tuesday–come hell or high water! (That saying is so dumb–I clearly did NOT drink enough last night).
Yes, Oy was gone. Who sails?! He called me today and I tried to tell him he ruined Tuesday. I don’t think it phased him
@11 Oh! That is tricky! They should have let us all in on that one.
He’s sailing with Jay La Tete is the funny thing. Think they found any Sugar Babies?
@12 i texted him last night to inform him of that same fact. he texted back today “on atlantic.”
& this is my last wednesday, & tomorrow’s my last thursday, & friday’s my last friday…
Really? He neglected to mention any real details. I told him I missed his face. I hope he returns soon (he said maybe tomorrow).
Why orchid?! Why?! Don’t leave us! Are you going to be at the party on Sunday?
PS the correct answer is: yes.
but sunday is my brother’s college graduation in massachusetts!
and i have a 20-page paper to write in the next week so i OBVIOUSLY can’t go out…
& i quit drinking on may 11th…
@ 18, 19, 20: You don’t sound fun anymore.
are non-drinkers allowed on this site?
There are people who DON’T DRINK????!!!
@21: thought you liked sober orchid too..?
@22: don’t worry thor, for a non-drinker i drink quite frequently.
I do, but combine 20 with 18 and 19, you don’t sound very fun. Plus, sober orchid is eventually going to get fed up with drunk echo. Drunk orchid just never remembers anything.
Drunk echo can get a little loud and obnoxious.
hey wait a minute… ok you’re right, but that was a once in a lifetime occurance. You will never have to deal with that again…hopefully.
@26 i’d wager loud & obnoxious drunk echo is less creepy than zombie drunk echo. but i’m sure both are easy to get fed up with.
Ok I’m going to step away from the internet for a while, so you ladies compare which version of not sober echo is worse. Have a good evening, and if anyone needs me, I’ll be sitting on the mall.
@ 15 - me too - the last-day part, that is - until august. whee!
@30 where are YOU going?
mother russia for a couple of months. ewe?
san francisco
I’m going to attempt to drink all the alcohol in Cville while y’all are gone.
Hey! Stop leaving. I cannot handle all this change. I am going to go cry over a bottle of wine. No non-drinkers allowed.
Tuesday, I’m no orchid or buster, but I’ll help you pass the time until they come back.
@36 you mean until buster comes back & you meet orchid again.
Oh yes, excuse me. I’ll forget you in a week and a half.
Oh yes, we will have to have twice as much fun to compensate for them.
If I have twice as much fun as fun, I might not survive; but we can try.
@39
oofda! My Tuesday had me dancing with pretty girls, drinking whiskey, and waking up in a strange house. Not strange=unfamiliar, strange=full of freaks.
hey that’s not what i want my smiley to look like.
How ’bout this —->
no, i wanted a screw you guys sticking out tongue.
Hey! We are not the ones leaving. Besides you are kidding yourself if you think we will have as much as we would if you were there!
Echo — leave that one to me. I am great at keeping people alive and yet soooooo fun.
I appreciate it, but have a little chat with orchid and shen on Tuesday, and they may tell you differently. Not that anything would stop me from trying.
@14 - OF COURSE there were sugar babies! That’s what boats are for.
where is everyone today? it’s like tuesday in here. is b’yo sailing too? someone fight with someone, please!
/now the interwebs are conspiring to make me work on my paper.
Shut it orchid. Get back to work.
/if I fight with you, the interwebs will get mad, and you won’t get your paper done. It’s like a 2 for 1.
What would you like to fight about orchid?
i don’t want to fight, i want to watch other people fight. echo, you and dieter fight please!
Yo Shen, orchid wants somebody to fight.
Wanna give it a go or should I fight with echo?
Of course I don’t know if echo even wants to fight
You can’t tell me what to do.
@48: Aren’t you at sea still? They have the internets at sea now?
What is there to fight about?
@56 My name is longer than yours
True, but I can have more fun with mine.
And if said just right can sound twice as long
You both have tiny penises.
@60 and you have deduced this from what shred of evidence?
You simple serving wench!
@60: Who told you?
@61: Haha I was just trying to start a fight.
/Your mom’s a whore!
@63 she learned her trade from your mother
@64: Nice!
Man dieter I don’t know where you came from but I already like you.
you wear cheap shoes!
Sorry Lu Sid that was for Shen
I do, in fact, wear cheap shoes. You wear tacky boxers from K-mart.
It’s okay, I actually am extremely cheap - so even though it wasn’t meant for me - no offense taken
@69 Kmart- I have you know those fine boxer are made by the fine folks at Boxer Yo right here in Cville. Supporting the locals and all that.
You wear underwear given to you by really hot chicks..no wait
You LIKE bud light and the boys who drink it!
@71: You have no idea.
@72 about?
@71: I thought you said these are from Joe Boxer on the underwear thread. I checked out Boxer Yo’s site and man are those some ugly boxers.
@72: About me and my relationship with the BL and people who drink it.
@72 Give the amount of derision you once gave to bud light drinkers I thought you dislike those who quaffed such a sallow brew
Funny. You asked who Lilith was the other day, like you haven’t been on the site very long yet you happen to know about a post a former alias of mine wrote last year.
oh snap
And you need to work on your English reading comprehension. I never said I disliked people who drank BL, I said I hated it when rednecks came into my bar demanding it and freaked out that we didn’t carry it. I don’t go to Wild Wings and freak out because they don’t carry Veuve Fourny NV.
@74 you are correct. I said joe but the moose clearly show the Boxer Yo brand- my bad
The page you have reference is not attractive and I own none of them. they do have a some great sales and this weekend might even be one of them. Might I a pick you up a pair for one of your “dates” to wear around the house?
@76 not true you said you didn’t BL orders at your bar- just recently
@79: I have a bf and he doesn’t wear crap like that. But thank you for asking.
@76 I think it was in the Richmond thread where you went after mojito drinkers
@80: I see. I was gonna say…
are we done fighting orchid?
@83 didn’t like bud light drinkers is what 80 should have said
I think I said going into a fancy bar and ordering BL was a loser move
orchid, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair!
sorry. i couldn’t resist.
/i was in DC sorting out visa issues, what’s your excuse?
@86 exactly and I thought that since their were loser that would be an insult- clearly I was wrong.
Orchid, that means Shen wins and the fight is over.
Um, there’s a diff between what I think people ordering is cool and not liking people because they drink a certain beer. Mmkay?
@89 With such limited bits of information presented the occasional assumption must be made.
That will lead to the misunderstanding and the inevitable rapprochement.
So about those pillow fight between you and sdigga…
Gotcha. And nobody pillow fights over the age of 13. Except Tuffy.
@91 no …pillow..fights..at all? What do hottie roommates do in Charlottesville to tease the boys?
besides just showing up, of course
Um, walk around in our undies?
@87 what? i’ve been here all day.
/i lub you dieter & shen. you’re delightfully belligerent.
@93 well that is a classic perhaps you could come up with something new.
I could probably get you a grant to research this further. Perhaps from la perla or some institute in DC.
@ that’s just what my last GF called me but I think she left out the word “delightfully”
I’m back. We almost died. It rocked.
*yawn*
Oy, my love!!!
Oven Mitts are great–I kind of wish my entire hand/arm could be covered in them.
Friday Tuesday? Thursday?
@100 Longer than this ?
Umm…I will see. I was trying to get some stupid boy to play hookie for the day with me then I was going to hit up Fridays after Five and Crush - but he is LAME and too busy for me. Hear that?! LAME, did I mention LAME.
The one D/R partner is L-A-M-E. He is going to kill me for saying that on the site but it’s true :S
I will let you know tomorrow what I am up to. I am coming to town in the morning–you too busy catching up on work for some coffee?
never. holler.
Was that a yes for coffee? I will assume so and give you a call.
Yes it was!
Oy… did you catch any crabs while you were ‘at sea’?
sorry orchid, that was to the collective ‘you’. y’know, for all of our borg readers.
@ 107 reminds me of the seafood shack on 29 in fauquier county (i think) with a sign on the road that says “we’ve got crabs” in big ol’ red letters. makes me laugh every time i see it. “do you? seriously?”
How do you pronounce Fauquier… can someone give me a phonetic version?
Sorry Buster… forgot to say I know the sign and chortle mirthfully every time as well. Aaah the simple pleasures of life.
“Faw-keer” county.
Nope, no crabs. But we almost caught ’something’, or, rather, ’something’ almost caught us.
At some point on Tuesday afternoon, ’something’ hit the boat when we were 50 or so miles off the Carolinas in about 1400 feet or so of water heading up the Gulf Stream. We found ourselves with very little rudder usable to starboard. That was a few hours before a nasty little squall line came through (with a following storm). Heavy seas, wind, rain, lightning.
It was, I think, “interesting” to say the least.
They pulled the boat out of the water today and found the rudder bent precariously. If we’d lost the whole rudder, it would’ve been “very interesting”, if not “very very interesting”. Apparently the damage was such that they have to ship the boat back to Italy to have the entire system replaced.
oy didn’t you see “open water”??
@102- Hahahaha! Yes, I pretty much need a bodysuit.
Caroline - nope, too scary looking
well I’m glad you didn’t get eaten by a shark.
/not talking about floozy
you know you’re loved when folks are glad you weren’t eaten by a shark
Oy…Truth or Dare?
pick dare!
truth
I’m going to Fugleys to play truth or darey with Parlie
Okay Oy…. I expected no less.
How many times, while on the boat…………………….. did you want to turn Jay la Tit into chum?
easy, zero. Had a great time with all.
/besides, he knows how to sail, we kinda needed him
i’m really torn here, between a joke about truth or dare at an imaginary bar named fugleys, or a joke about two guys together in a boat cranking out chum.
so now you have both jokes.
@121 what was the dare?
@124 I was going to dare him to shave his head.
@125 dare i ask which head?
No, but you can have a truth…. are you Deutsch, Swiss Deutsch or Austrian?
/glad to see the code is working
what’s the dare?
I dare you to ask Shen out on a date tomorrow on the board…. and you have to tell her you EXPECT her to put out or you are not wasting your money.
/ I knew I was going to die young-ish….. LMAO
@129 what about the BF she said she has..and what if I have someone as well.
Really who believes that serving wenches put out- isn’t that just some urban legend.;)
Deutsche Deutsche uber alles………..
God Lord Dieter.. it’s a dare not a marriage proposal. You asked for a dare and I gave you one ( was it good for you?)
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…
@127 Ok fine I’m not any of those..
You ready for your turn?
Oh and referring to her as a ‘…..serving wench…’ may not be a killer chat-up line. I’d advice an angle more leaning towards ‘… hottest bitch on the planet bar none…’ and keep you hands off her citrus fruit.
/just trying to help.
Whoops crossover post… bring it on Baby………
@135 I called her that during our fight earlier.. it was really all orchid fault.
Truth or dare?
Truth
are you really a cougar or do you just play one on cvillain?
dare dare!!!
Dieter… I believe the technical term for a cougar is a woman who habitually seeks the company and sexual companionship of younger man. I am married to the archetypal perfect older man, and thus the drive to surround myself with younger men is of no attraction whatsoever.
/ He has a 6 inch tongue, can breathe through his ears and has Alzheimer’s disease so I keep telling him to get back down there and finish the job.. and finish the job… and finish the job….and finish the…
@142 hahahahahahaha hey as long as only 6 inches is all you need…
Whoops… disclaimer time again… I should have said 6″ WIDE.
@142: The fact that you have to keep telling him makes me question his commitment to the task at hand.
@145 he has Alzheimer’s…and the task isn’t at hand…
@111: I heard you hit a WHALE. What did the whale ever do to you?
@129: Snort. If he said that, I would just laugh at him.
@135: I am kind of a wench, actually.
@147 I wondered how long it would be before you saw that. What if I were to get Le Von’s purple crushed velvet jacket with the cufflinks, put on Marvin Gaye, and then “cook and chill”. Would you still be laughing?
Aww yeah!
I don’t think serving wench is an insult- it’s got the whole Oktoberfest vibe going for it.. Attractive, no?
It was one of the first careers available to independent woman. If they were successful they could own their own Bawdy House or Inn. Nell Gwyn was one of the most famous of the bawdy house serving wenches who became mistress to King Charles II. She became an actress in a time when woman first could be in the theater- a feminist pioneer to be sure.
@148: Aww yeah. Aww yeah. Sexy.
And I think you have to have a really big chest to officially be a Beer Wench so I am really only a Wench wannabe.
@149 I think the american obsession with breast size is strange. Being a beer wench is about personality and fun-england, germany, and austria all have them still. In Australia beer wench’s are quite popular at cricket matches- there were many body types and they even wore bikinis sometimes. In this country, the term is less befitting someone with actual bar tending skills.
It’s better than being called a code monkey- which has happened to me.
there had to be someone out there who wants to fight with dieter about boobies! please!
orchid, on this most glorious day before a three day weekend the only thing I want to fight about is how early I will leave work today. Now if you would like to talk about your breast that would be wonderful- otherwise go and work on your paper.
i can’t–i’m busy working on my paper. you are welcome to talk about them though.
how can I talk about your papers- I don’t know what they are about?
yeah, i don’t either. that’s the problem.
well what have you written or are you being taunted by the blank page/screen?
Have you finished an outline?
I heard you hit a WHALE. What did the whale ever do to you?
We never saw what hit us and unless there’s blubber on the rudder, “whale” is just conjecture. Personally, I’m gonna just assume it was a thirty foot great white!
but next time, if it was a whale, I’m gonna kill it - what did a whale ever do to me? Tried to sink me in the middle of the fuckin’ Atlantic Ocean, that’s what!
Shorter 157: “Call me Oyshmael.”
just finished an outline. kind of. i will start to write now, even though i do not yet know what my point will be. i have to figure out a solution to the problem of title III of the LMRDA making it overly difficult for international unions to establish & maintain trusteeships over corrupt locals in order to prevent corrupt internationals from controlling noncorrupt locals. fun!!
Couldn’t that be handle by outsourcing the loan facility of the international union to a non biased third party effectively short circuiting the power of the purse that the international how dangles over the cash strapped locals?
or we could talk about your breast
it seems the process of outsourcing would take too long in a legitimate situation in which the int’l has to fix the local’s problems immediately, & the judiciary is reluctant to intervene with procedures that are prescribed in the int’l’s constitutions.
breasts are much more fun.
Well if your goal is to maintain the construct of the intl’ constitution without judicial intervention isn’t the problem unsolvable unless the intl’ feared the introduction of legislation that invalidate/weaken the current constitution or their direct control. Take Congress’s threat to remove baseballs anti-trust exemption unless better drug testing protocols were put in place. There has to be some corollary to the action you seek to initiate.
or you talk about how you compare size wise with other cvillains.
What’s this thread about again? Shit.
my dilemma’s more along the lines of the 18-month presumption of validity after which it switches to an automatic presumption of invalidity, & should there be a different time period or a threshold test or something.
how can i, when we’re all anonymous? /see for yourself.
it’s scary in here
it’s friday. stop using big words.
@164 well could you compare it to the US patent system presumption of validity; and a party challenging a patent must prove invalidity under the heightened standard for civil litigation.
Heck I’m not even sure your a woman you could have moobies for all I know
My boobs are sore.
@168 from the firecrotch tattoo?
Er no. Did you ever see that movie where Angelina takes off her top and tattoos a little fire on her tit?
Well all the talk of breast must have wilted orchid perhaps she is a hothouse flower.
of course it was called Firefox
dieter loves orchid.
That is a web browser. It was called “FoxFire”.
ahahahahahhaaa! yeah, i mean foxfire.
/me drunkie
You’re already drunk? No fair. I am still in the cubes.
@173 you forgot the “s”. I love the coconut scent from a maxillaria tenuifolia and the look of Phalaenopsis lindenii.
yeah you can be drunkie early when you’re the boss.
/who let me be the boss
@178 Tony Danza?
you mean Tony Micelli.
@167, 173 haha dieter loves me even though i am a man. kind of like oy and echo…
@181: You’re a man?!
/needs. tequila. now.
what does being a man have to do with anything? can’t we love you even tho you are a man orchid? I am a man too.
wow echo gets all the men.
/the t-word STILL makes me sick!
What can I say. I lead a miserable existence.
You better get over the tequilaphobia by Sunday.