Four Days in Jail: Former UVA Football Player Does Time

Posted by Lu Sid on May 22nd, 2008 12 Comments

Oh Charlottesville’s pride and joy. The former UVA football player, J’Courtney Rydell Williams charged with credit card fraud, plead guilty and was sentenced to four days in jail. He began serving his sentence today after his trial. Lester Guy Spellman III also plead guilty and was handed the same sentence. The most important detail not to be forgotten: they must pay $42.40 in restitution. Wow! Imagine the hours of work it will take to pay off such a debt.

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12 Responses to “Four Days in Jail: Former UVA Football Player Does Time”

  1. 23 May 2008 at 11:27 am1zImage said:

    He was sentenced to four days in jail, not prison. There’s a big difference.

  2. 23 May 2008 at 11:39 am2shenanigans said:

    That’s what the chicks in the holding cell were telling me.

  3. 23 May 2008 at 11:48 am3Stanley said:

    holding cell

    Hold me; I’m a cell.

    /wait, what?

  4. 23 May 2008 at 11:53 am4dieter said:

    @2 doing some pro-bono work?

  5. 23 May 2008 at 12:03 pm5shenanigans said:

    Oh, just that time I got arrested. No big deal. They gave me cool jail makeup tips.

  6. 23 May 2008 at 2:11 pm6Tuesday said:

    I have been arrested. It is scary.

  7. 23 May 2008 at 2:13 pm7dieter said:

    Did you give Shen make-up tips?

  8. 23 May 2008 at 2:23 pm8shenanigans said:

    You can make mascara with toothpaste and ink.

  9. 23 May 2008 at 2:28 pm9dieter said:

    What do you use as a brush that can’t be turned into a shiv?

  10. 23 May 2008 at 2:41 pm10caroline said:

    Shen, tell them about your cool firecrotch tat you got when you were locked up. It’s all gud!

  11. 23 May 2008 at 2:44 pm11shenanigans said:

    @9: We didn’t get that far. The bologna sandwiches came. EW.

  12. 23 May 2008 at 8:42 pm12parlie said:

    i got a tattoo of a bologna sandwich.

    that comment sucked, yell at me.

    back when i was in prison, you guys, it wasn’t all toothbrushes and mascara. we wore stripey clothing and smashed rocks all day for no apparent reason. back when men were men, and prison was actually a cartoon i watched one time.

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