Craig had a great idea the other day, about creating short bio’s for all of our writers. He pointed out that when it was just Thor and Lilith you pretty much knew what you were getting, but nowadays you really have no idea who or what lies behind the name. Is cocoNUT really the foodie he claims to be, or is he in fact salting your fries at McDonald’s? Or both? How about Gobbler and Stanley? Are they and I really enemies, or do we manufacture the drama and insults just to milk pageviews? (A: we are mortal enemies).
Some authors like it anonymous (which is fine, welcome to the internet, etc) but I’m going to submit a request: If you consider yourself a writer for this site and would like to have a bio (fake or otherwise), then send me something and we’ll build a page for author info. Try to keep it to about 75-100 words (American), and go crazy. Make it as serious or as ridiculous as you want. Now you can finally tell your mom that you’re famous!
mailto: parliecvl [at] gmail [dot] internet
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Tagged as: blog, Internet, screw flanders
You may NOT use my photo unless I give you permission. Come on parlie that photo was just for you.
I even have contacts now.
dude you must get so much ass. can i borrow your chain sometime?
#2 well I do get offers (not from the gender I prefer) but I need the chain to distract from the fact that i have no chin. I could loan it to you for tonight because it is OUTTA OF THIS WORLD!
that would be stellar.
@4 I’m sure your would look heavenly in it
pluto isn’t a planet anymore, did you guys know that? it’s true.
citizens of pluto are the new palestinians.
are youkidding?1 i just spoke with two DuPont heir’s one of which had no idea what DuPont has done over the years
= no idea while his trustfund comes from.
/families like mine who lost their livliehood and farms.
yet he stilll asked for a fru-fur drink and got his dander up.
you are kidding, (i know you aren’t).
but here it is- i work too much, would love to have a hostel /dj spot/artspace/tea-coffee house farm. and maybe a boyfriend.
and random chances where i meet a 21 year old trustifarian who is amazed DuPont made his family wealthy while destroying mine amazes me. all i can do is chuckle. it’s probably a good thing i can laugh. (he didn’t even know DuPont made plastic. let alone chemical fertilizers or kevlar).
no idea.
he’s rich.
i’m fine, but ignorant people like him don’t help much.
/i do what i can. you may not know me, you may… but it’s a very very mad world, at times.
duh. pluto isn’t a planet, it’s a way of thinking…..
another good term for “trustifarian” is “credit card hippie.” i love euphamisms about people i hate.
also: if you guys don’t send me any bio info i’m going to write it myself. you don’t want that, do you?
Bio sent!
I think when you click on the name of a post writer you should get their bio or a list of the posts they’ve written
Trustifarian was used in the past to describe extremely wealthy kids who go ” on tour” for bands like Phish and The Dead (they weren’t alive during the Jerry years).
Preparation includes buying “tour clothes”, having the Land Rover detailed, making reservations at suitable hotels, and procuring the necessary party favors…lots of them. Post-tour internet activity yields stories of sleepless weekends and pictures taken with tour rats, with whom trustifarians find themselves fairly often. Inevitably, post-tour will also include a threat from daddy to cut the trustifarian off and promises that they’ll never touch (insert illicit substance), which works out until the next show or Thursday, whichever comes first.
Popular spots to view trustifarians: the VIP bar at Walnut Creek, front row at Red Rocks (the women convince a wannabe to spread their tarp and babysit it), the Ritz in ATL on NYE, a penthouse in Orange Beach (borrowed from mummy’s tennis partner), any bar in Charleston, SC.
My name’s The Upstart. My gossip melts your face.
i can’t feel my face. i’m going to make that your bio.
My gossip melts your face.
I believe that phrase is already in use.
14: Oh, snap.
got yer back.
My name is shenanigans and my writing style is called verbal diarrhea. And I like to make people cry. Then I drink their delicious tears.
Wait, what?
@11-You can just type a name in the search bar and all of their posts will be listed.
“Melt your face” has been used in music circles for years, derived from “steal your face”. Tisk, tisk, if you think a local musician came up with that one.
not saying a local did, but just that locals are prominiently using it right now.
also, is ’steal your face’ a misspelling of ’steel your face’ (the well known industrialized version of ‘rock your face’)?
Steal your face is a prominent GD logo that I think was originally designed at least partially by Ken Kesey (later modified by Bob Thomas and named for the line, “steal your face right off your head.”) I think they first used it to mark their equipment for travel…
I might be wrong, as I don’t claim to be, like, ser heady enough to know all my GD lore…
Also, Upstart, you forgot to include one of the most crucial parts of Trustafarianism in your description: Malnourishing your dog. The ritualistic denying of food toward ones canine counterpart in preparation for tour is right up there with the party favors and Land Rover detailing…
Shame on you for missing that point
lol…
@21, I think this is what you were talking about…
http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/73729204-5aa4-47c8-bcca-621f2b3d3d48.jpg
I know where you live, Parlie.
It’s also about shameless pageviews and picking on the weak.
…and, yes, melting the face of the internet.
Stalker Alert!
@25 Can have I one? Does anyone else need one?
Ha. Yeah, you can have orchid, but you have to move to CA for 10.5 weeks.
Will you be joining us at SS tonight newbie?
I’m am in DC right now attending a seminar- thank god they have wireless or I would be asleep. How late does this thing go on (you will excuse me for not using the term SS, not so funny to me).
Also, how will I know it Cvillains- will you all have the mark of the beast?
Why is SS (South Street) not so funny? Wait, was it supposed to be? Did I miss something again?
You will definitely know who we are. I promise. I am sure we will be around pretty late tonight since our orchid is leaving us.
I’ll be the one who’s drunk and possibly being very loud. Tuesday if you missed the SS joke, I did too. I thought we were just abbreviating.
SS = Shutzstaffeln. Nazi bad guys.
/we’re taking SS back
You just had to bring out the education didn’t you oy. Gosh just when I thought I could count on you to keep me drunk and ignorant.
PS-Did I say thanks for coming? Well, thanks for coming. You are SUPER! Plus, I had fun molesting you with Shen.
Not that you would know this but the SS or Schutzstaffel is not a happy topic in my family.
Perhaps orchid would like to mock me and my sexual confusion.
But Shen won’t be there to mock me in general
The beer is gud- so the pro’s seem to outweigh the con’s
I am at the mercy of my co-workers but I will try
Unrelated - I was playing bocci this weekend and my friend nicknamed himself “Duck Pin”, which we affectionately shorted to DP. Talk about bad choice of initials.
Well now I feel silly, what does DP stand for?
daily progress.
also, more likely in this case, donkeypunch.
also, double penetration. he’s a serious porn nerd.
shen claims not to remember the molestation, but I think she’s just repressing the memory of the best grope she’s ever had because she knows it can never be - my heart belongs to you.
looking forward to further molestation tonight. And, if you’re good, I might just molest you back.
/and by “good” I mean “bad”
Me? Bad? Never
Surprise surprise, I don’t remember half the Space party. Do NOT pre-game with grain alcohol jello shooters. And do NOT give one to your Grandma. She will throw up all over herself.
let’s go to a playground and find out…
Hahaha. She you crack me up. Do you remember telling me you would bring B&G to Waynesboro. You totally did.
Oy, you are the definition of trouble
you have NO idea…
/well, maybe a small one
hey you guys. send me your autobiographical paragraphs. i feel like your third grade teacher.
shenanigans
cocoNUT
vanillavy
lu sid
tuesday
THOR
… and so on. PARLIECVL [AT] GMAIL. send a picture too.
Hey I didn’t know shenanigans wrote about politics.
This is totally my photo
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/pictures607_html.htm
/hahahaha
Here’s mine
Oh my.
Parlie will so never be taken seriously.
@44 Jeez. Take a few days off and one gets dropped from the regulars list. Fickle bitches.
@47 that parlie space goo has mutagen powers.
@50: You did bitch out on the Space party. Just sayin’.
@52 You’re right. Designing all the collateral gratis was a real “bitch out”. Pardon me for being out of town…
sheesh.
@53 OH Snap!
@53: You sound bitter about the free work. Maybe you should take that up with D/R, not moi.
I have not yet begun to snap.
The face-melting rock and roll of the Raconteurs at the 9:30 club last night has me all feisty.
/what? you thought I was all disco all the time?
You sound bitter about the free work
No, I sound bitter about being accused of of “bitching out”, which I assume means “not contributing”, when I did in fact contribute, even though I could not attend. Just so were clear.
Nothing wrong with a bit of pro bono… warms the cockles of your heart.
@57: No I meant, not showing up. We were disappointed.
I left you a message B yo–from what I remember though it was kind of mean. We missed your face.
PS-I LOVE your shirt. I wear it with nothing else so not to take away from its beauty.
I’ll be in my bunk
@57, 59, et al : peace, brothers and sisters, peace. Just chronic misunderstanding between bloggers. You mean no harm to each other.
@62 I don’t get it.
assume the worst…
@64 Keep walking around in just a t-shirt and you will.
@64 have you been to a playground lately?
@ 60 Yeah, I got that message, but I didn’t know if it was joking, mocking or bitch-mocking. Things are so confusing anymore. I need a reference manual to social interaction.
@ 63 No worries, its just the iinternets
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@ 64 Well, not to mince words, it means he will be masturbating
to the image you conjured up. I forget the movie that line comes from, though… anyone?
/yeah, yeah, i know… multiple links equals “awaiting moderation”. sigh…
@68: That comment was directed at ff, not yourself. Her only comments are only ever bitchy mocking.
What’s a playground?
@70 Tuesday mentioned it yesterday
@66 - I’ll have to keep that in mind. It actually explains a lot.
@67 - UNFORTUNATELY no.
@68 - It was truly meant to be playful. Alcohol may have interfered with the relay. Also, thanks for the edumacation
Yeah Thor, geez…
http://cvillain.com/2008/05/26/step-aside-parlie/#comment-54298
@73… Tues… you know all the parents of small kids on this board are going to be spraying the park swings with Lysol because of you.
Hey, hey it is not the swings (I stay dressed and keep it clean on them) - it is the jungle gym you need to be cleaning.
Don’t say you have no similar fetishes…we all know you too well to believe that.
@74 they already use the clorox wipes for their precious snowflakes
it’s from Firefly
You must be familiar with the “No Puppy Pullers” t-shirts?