Weezer says welcome to the internet.
[Thor works his magic laser-button fu and makes this look like a pretty video post.]
Popularity: 27% [?]
Tagged as: awesome, Video
Weezer says welcome to the internet.
[Thor works his magic laser-button fu and makes this look like a pretty video post.]
Popularity: 27% [?]
Tagged as: awesome, Video
Cool people returning home from space will comment on this topic, I’m told.
i drank ten million zero-gravity stellas, and then i had sex with a space alien who had cleverly dressed up like a really attractive earth girl!
what is this post about?
dude, Stanley, I’m disappointed in you for possibly not showing up or actually definitely not showing up. Space party was very nice. I have glitter on my face that will never come off. Always nice to hang with villains.
Also, that weezer vid is so cute where nerdy youtubers get their chance to shine!
Oh parlie…… it’s about the internet. greetings earthling.
the guy who takes royalty checks on “that’s what she said” jokes just called and told me that i’d better not say shit about how long your ellipsis was.
@4
you’re an ellipsis.
i’m glad you pointed that out.
however, research shows that you should shut up.
dick.
/my last contribution to the night’s 1,000 phallic jokes
mc you just destroyed my sweater.
hey, i wore that sweater on my head. in public. with bells on.
i certainly certify parlie has no affiliation with said sweater. not actually any certifying any thing parlie does/not or says/not.
other than he never touched my sweater.
sounded like fun at the space party- and i infer that i think it was definitely over 75 decibles.
cheers!
happy memoriable day everyone.
How many theoretical internet dollars did that cost?
In other news, the space party was sweet.
That is all.
dude, Stanley, I’m disappointed in you for possibly not showing up or actually definitely not showing up
Dude, some of us had to work today, and thus pretended we were going to tuck ourselves in early last night but then ended up late-night-posting Weezer videos on the internet. So, you know. That.
the machinery of capitalism is oiled with the blood of stanley.
i was welcomed to the internet last night when this strange dude came up to me & asked, “you’re on myspace, right?” & then proceeded to quote a comment on one of my photos from 2005.
some of us had to work today
sorry about that. you were missed.
Aw, shucks. Thanks!
(P.S. Possible upcoming cVillain fete at The Local; I’ll definitely be at that one; details soon.)
@14 what was so strange about me? I’m having trouble with your whole transgender stance and was just trying to sort it out.
@17 your dancing on the bar was a little strange. & i’ve never claimed to be transgendered, just transvestited.
@16
18: Why is #16 frowny?
@14 you met a myspace stranger! they are never normal, it is both hilarious and terrifying. it’s hilarifying.
@19 cvillain fetes that upcome in the next thirteen weeks make orchid saddy because s/he is jealousy.
Some of us went last night AND made it to work today. It was a good party! You did miss parlie throwing his radioactive space goo around. If you’re lucky it might still be glowing on the patio tonight.
@22 that is wildly out of context.
space goo, huh. damn, sorry i missed that.
Canonically, wouldn’t parlie’s space goo be space gu?
@22 Is it? When a lovely lady villain got some straight gu to the crotch of her dress, I seem to recall a freak out that seems proportional to the context.
also, this is kind of a sad response to the party. perhaps it’s the holiday, but aren’t we bloggers? Who was at that party that doesn’t want to drunk post and relay stupid stories? Only nine people comment here and three of them didn’t even attend.
/whiny morning
oops, @23
After I got parlie goo all over my crotch I proceeded to go insult my cat’s veterinarian. J/K Dr. Fietz! You are pretty hot. See you next month for a really awkward rabies vax.
@26 i don’t think i was drunk enough. perhaps i’m developing an immunity to glasses of vodka.
ok, here it is: a bendy space glowstick had been masterfully sculpted into a space penis, because we are nine space years old. the glow-goo space tank ruptured and then got on a lovely space lady villain’s white space dress, making her look like an episode of CSI: space. i laughed for a long time (because it was very funny) and then i space apologized for my space accident.
the end.
now, everybody get back to work.
I’m an artist. My phallic glowstick sculptures sell on eBay for bookoo bucks, dude.
@29 in Soviet Russia, glass of vodka develop immunity to you
When a girl says she thinks she needs more space, that’s not what she means, parlz.
yeah, well, i’m nine.
let me get this straight…
parlie’s phallus erupted “space goo” onto Shen’s dress?
i vote that we impeach parlie for his misconduct. and then we will all laugh when parlie asks us for the definition of the word “is.”
technically it was his “gu” but that’s the general idea. But you also had to be there.
/promoting the next party before it’s even scheduled.
//33 makes me laugh
well that is a fine story except what made the space goo erupt and how was Shen so close during the eruption.
Cause and effect?
i’m popular! in the sense that everybody wants to slander me. this is an outrage.
don’t worry parlie, slander is the new black this season
Pretty sure parlie is trying to start a cult.
40: Some people say he paid me to put his name in this post’s title.
Parlie is a cult. Wait, I spelled that wrong.
I’m sorry for bringing it up! If it’s any consolation there was some on my boots when I got home.
@40 I think we’re already part of a cult at this point. Except without the black Nikes.
I dont have any drunk post stories - I was pretty sober - but I did walk past a number of cops downtown on my way to the party (and back home) with a black raygun in a holster on my hip and wasn’t questioned. I guess you can open carry without a permit huh? I encourage more science/space related parties.
My thoughts on the party:
1) DJ should have had the neutron dance, and music outside was so loud it could have summoned space creatures… if they were into house music.
2) I WAY underdressed. Everyone else looked awesome! I should have as well. There is always next year.
3) I loved seeing the older couples walk in for a nightcap, look around (read: WTF), and promptly disappear. This further proves my hypothesis that old people can’t hang in space.
4) The staff at X-Lounge were dressed unbelievably cool. If they dressed like that every night and renamed it ’spacebar’ I’d be there every night instead of slumming it on Mos Eisley.
5) I hope that when we ruin earth and are forced to move civilization to space that it will exist like it did at the space party - short skirts, dancing, ray guns, and awesome mac and cheese.
Hey cbob–I think you meant for this to be in the PARTY section. See the feature post. Would you like me to move it for you?
Oh yeah sure - I was just replying to mc’s comment above. Dont matter to me.
Oh! Silly me. Please forgive me and feel free to ignore my ignorance.
Sorry but ignorance cannot be ignored.
Hey you watch it or I will be MIA tonight!
neuton dance neutron dance neutron dance! More space music in general, actually, would’ve helped. CBob, though you may have been underdressed, what you did bring rocked.
not. funny.
er, @49 not funny. @50 funny
@49: Whoa that’s not even funny. shen’s already on the disabled list, you have to be there.
About that…why is Shen not coming?
I really only see death as a legit excuse.
She’s apparently old and injured. I’m guessing broken hip. That seems to happen to old people a lot.
Uh, first and most important. How old is old (I will kill you-if you answer below 30).
Second, We can save a SEAT for her. She can SIT and drink. Ability to stand=optional.
Umm, I woke up with a possibly sprained ankle. F-ing alcohol and kids’ toys.
you were F-ing kids toys?
Too old for slip ‘n’ slide is what I meant by old. You’re not actually old until you have kids, regardless of age.
Kids’ toys F-ed me!
@57 seriously boniva- it makes old bones strong!
oh, they’re russian toys?
Oh you hurt your ankle? So you will be there. If not I will have to break your other one.
echo, I love toys. I actually keep sidewalk chalk near me at all times. I prefer to eat at places that have table clothes (and by cloth I mean paper) I can color on. The best presents to get me are bubbles, Uno, or caution cones/tape. I have a crazy obsession with swings and my favorite place to have sex? A playground. This may make me an immature exhibitionist, but it also makes me a fun cheap date.
My conclusion: Slip ‘n’ slides are COOL! (and echo sucks)
I keep a barrel of monkeys on my desk. We all need toys to keep us entertained. I never said I have a problem with slip ‘n’ slides. shen said she was too old for them
OK you are off the hook.
I’ll bring you a peace offering at SS tonight.
@57
You only need one foot to get around a bar.
Wait a minute! Before you assist me in persuading Shen to come to SS — are you coming. Cause you only need on foot-I am guessing you have that.
echo, tell sweet to bring my t-shirt!
Done.
What time does the party start tonight?
Um. I am guessing I will show up around 7:00 p.m.
I would like to actually get to enjoy the beer specially without double fisted chugging this week.
Yeah. I figured I was walking into that question. I couldn’t resist the reply as it was just too relevant.
I doubt it. I try not to make any weeknight bar appearances lately. Work is too busy. I’m waiting on a response to echo’s question to help make the decision for me.
@72 7ish sounds good to me too–early start tomorrow!
@72
In that case, I may make it out for a bit.
I like it. I can actually take advantage of the cheap beer.
Got your t-shirt orchid, no worries. Wouldn’t want you to board the plane to SF without Space Aliens stowed away in some minor capacity.
Welcome to the internet sweet. We’ve got popcorn and box wine in the basement. Just look out for parlie’s space gu.
thanks…, now you have a good name
Shouldn’t you be packing…
@78… weren’t we three sitting next to shen when the space gu episode went down…don’t you remember the commotion and the horror as she stood up and looked on in horror at her now less then white and newly space-invaded dress? or was that your mug in love with the bottom of a pint of stella and hence non-responsive to gu blastings?
do you think normal detergent will get the space gu out? maybe shen needs an atom blaster or ionic canon?
/pack when you’re drunk, more fun and certainly more interesting that way
@81: From the stories I’ve read, we probably were right there, but I was probably distracted by Stella. Bits and pieces of the night have been slowly coming back to me as the hours since the party have passed.
Are you already back in town?
Back in town and ready for more, will take up post at Tuesday watering hole around 6-ish, wait for local thugs and villains and assorted creatures of the night to file in.
Forget shen’s dress, my liver needs the atom blaster, but orchid will not be bid adieu soberly!
i packed my whole room one summer while rolling. i lost a chair.
A chair? Maybe you should stick to sober packing.
On my way to SS biotches!
wait?!? I thought *I* was the biotch
i love you tuesday! bye bye everyone else too.
“my liver needs the atom blaster…”
@84. If it’s not out there yet, someone needs to give their specialty drink the name *atom blaster.*
/Ofcourse, mad props should be given to sweet!
@89 - I love you to orchid! We will miss you! Say hi here and there…