This praying mantis picture is amazing. I know lizards are a fine delicacy in the praying mantis world and we are proud of our local hunters.
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Know what my beagle does?
Eat praying mantises.
She’s no fan of snakes, either. She’s keeping the base of Monticello pest-free in a very circumscribed area… but this may lead to rampant lizard growth, which will require some other predator like Tasmanian Devils, which also have no natural predators, so we’ll have to import gorillas… all because of my beagle.
*that should be rampant lizard population growth — didn’t meant to imply giant lizards, which would be far worse*
Okay…. how about “Haidee Cline of cvilleSTYLE proudly shows us her latest purchase- a lizard skin Gucci purse, available exclusively from Scarpa Barracks Rd North”.
Serious Warning… these beautiful creatures pack a really really nasty bite. They actually remove a mouth sized piece of flesh so do not be tempted to pick them up with bare hands. I have seen grown men cry…. but that might be just down to bad technique.
“Hey newbie welcome to Cvillain!”
Charlottesville newest Chef prepares lizard sashimi for new “local only produce” foodie group at the Mas patio.
LOL Dieter… how about “Lenny Lizard began to regret playing dead, when he heard the unmistakable sound of his own ass go crunch”
Lenny lizard became alarmed when he suddenly became a foot shorter
In desperation to save his marriage, Max the Mantis tried out his new oral sex technique on his frigid lizard of a wife, but alas he could not rekindle the passion they once had… her blank stare said it all… the love had gone.
@6…. he could always grow back.
Linda Lizard realized she had made a terrible mistake when she answered Max’s craigslist ad about wanting to “Get some tail tonight”
LMAO… or should that be Chewing MAO
As Max the Mantis went for a high A on his novelty Lizard-Flute, he suddenly realized that the D# key he had been pressing was anything but….
/sorry flautist joke
@9 i am LMAO as well
@11 I know Odie… who would have thought it… a funny Kraut. Awesome.
Floozy, you play the flute? If so, this could be a potential gold mine for many penis jokes in the future.
I admit I have been known to bang out a few tunes on the old purple piccolo
Flooz, have you been blowing the woodwinds on a regular basis?
like, are you at least getting money for the blows?
Odie, I can never puff enough, especially when finger work is so crucial. Practice makes perfect and I persevere until I get the perfect combination of blowing and fingering working together.
/free musical porn for Odie…. I am imagining he is an old veteran in a wheelchair with very little joy in life.
Heeeelllooo Floozeeeeeeeee.
Wow Flooz. I haven’t felt this naughty since the time I slept with that Vietcong girl while serving in ‘Nam.
I hate comment awaiting moderation….
it’s coming floozy…
sorry about that, girls. my purple piccolo has a way of making his presence known when Flooz is talking dirty.
I was wondering where you been..
@19 LOL and ewwwwwwww at the same time…
Good Lord Caroline…. this had better be worth it baby… What did you put in it that it had to be moderated?
@22 Ummmmm, God this is awkward. So, just so you know, that Vietnamese-American bastard child of yours is SO not mine.
Did she love you long time Odie?
Please move it to the free for all!
it wasn’t that long flooz, and you still owe me a bottle of penicillin big O.
I’ll move to the other thread, but I refuse to pay for Vietcong girl (and not my kid)’s travel expenses
LMAO…Odie, you are like the slightly belligerent drunk who refuses to leave the bar at 2.30am without arguing.
/Do not go gentle into that good night
Are you allowed to refuse to leave the bar? What about when the bartendress throws your card at you and says “get the fuck out of my bar”
“after reading the latest edition of Cosmo, Ms. Mantis (full identity withheld to protect the victim/witless attacker), was unsatisfied with her attempt to “spice up her love life” by attempting *ahem* the sexual position commonly referred to as: “69″.”
well, i tried the italic thing, but it should have only had “Cosmo” slanty like. just tilt your head to the right when reading the rest.
@wyth.. your beagle sounds awesome. Tell her thank you for keeping me free of bugs.
Wow! I’m famous! Well, sorta.
I think I am the only person in the world to experience the birth of a new species of being. Just after this skink and mantis mated, true to form the mantis ate her mate. Now we await the birth of their offspring, a Man-Lizard (not to be confused with Rush Limbaugh).
Stay tuned.
“I am the lizard king, I can do anythi… oh hell.”
That pic makes me sad. Poor lizard!
Have you seen the video of the mantis catching/eating a humming bird?
This picture actually makes me rather sick on my stomach…especially considering I looked at it for a couple seconds before realizing what I was seeing so the image is now burned into my mind. Thanks for that.
@39.. yeah…. I saw some Swedish porn years ago that did that to me too.. you never get over it.
Swedish porn
Tender heart! We all know its the fucking german shit you have to look out for…
//what did Seka every do to you?
What it is with those freaky Germans (Dieter Come Out Come Out Wherever you are) and all that anal stuff. I mean good Lord why the back door so much?
German porn freaks me right the fuck out, and I have, shall we say, a tolerance for such things.
@42 sorry after the merman tattoo I’m on probation here. The Spicy Bear, not so spicy about the bare.
Ohhhhhh Diets… you are in Ze Time Out for publishing a dick-link…. Thor is big on stuff like that…. I recommend just crap like pussies cradling bottles of Bud Lite and other such innocuous bilge.
@45 and I thought the “NSFW” tag would give me so cover- not so much
Did you get incoming flack like email warning?
I think cvillain would benefit from more dick links. Other genitals as well. Perhaps we could have a “cvillain after dark” tab or something. I mean otters are fine and all, but please. There is so much delightful and twisted sexuality extant on the tubes. And its fun!
/wanna touch my blog?
Kiss my Twitter
in soviet twitter, russia kisses you.
i think i made a mistake.
parlie you’re far better than that.
we both know that’s not true.
you two make such a cute couple
@48-Do I have the post for you…
I once saw this german porn on tv in france and there were these vampires doing each other with crucifix dildos and drinking blood from breats and crap and then shots of a decapitated pig’s head talking. And that was the suitable for TV stuff. Ugh.
the Axis powers make the best pr0n (and cars)
hahaha OMFGIF, omfg its friday
@55 what are breats?
@56 Italian pr0n is better than American? Tell us more
breasts
@27 K, Dad.
mainly German and Japanese pr0n excels, Italian not so much. However, the Italians more than make up for it with their cars…