Of All the Bars on the Downtown Mall, Why Would You Break into Millers?

Millers Break In

This woman decided to break into Millers two nights ago.  She broke into the third floor via the window.
I ask… why?

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69 Responses to “Of All the Bars on the Downtown Mall, Why Would You Break into Millers?”

  1. 28 May 2008 at 10:20 am434, baby! said:

    she was probably seduced by the smell of everything fried

  2. 28 May 2008 at 10:22 amshenanigans said:

    Quick, find her myspace so we can mock her.

  3. 28 May 2008 at 10:27 amLu Sid said:

    She looks mean. Can that be my photo?

  4. 28 May 2008 at 10:36 amshenanigans said:

    A co-worker told me she used to work at The Nook.

  5. 28 May 2008 at 10:41 ambelmont yo said:

    Oh lord. Reyn. She has worked all over town… I guess I ought not spill her beans here, seems she has troubles enough.

    And Shen? If I am disallowed from “writing letters to their mother” jokes, then why is the myspace joke any different? Just curious.

  6. 28 May 2008 at 10:57 amshenanigans said:

    Because I’m actually making fun of y’all for doing just that earlier. I don’t actually want you to find her myspace. Notice this picture is smaller than the other ones as well. Thor is getting more tactful. And the mom letter thing was not cool because it seemed like you were mocking me and Ernestina for having good intentions.

  7. 28 May 2008 at 11:17 ambelmont yo said:

    Because I’m actually making fun of y’all

    not cool because it seemed like you were mocking me

    Well thought out answer. I appreciate it. Carry on.

    *snicker*

  8. 28 May 2008 at 11:30 amGobbler said:

    I ask…why?

    Meth.

    but I bet she didn’t really do it.

  9. 28 May 2008 at 11:48 ambelmont yo said:

    but I bet she didn’t really do it.

    OMG! Speculating as to her innocence before there has been a trial? Have you no shame?

    /cuts both ways…

  10. 28 May 2008 at 11:49 amff said:

    So it’s okay for Shen to make fun of people, but not okay for anyone to mock Shen…

  11. 28 May 2008 at 11:52 amicenine said:

    Of course she didn’t do it. It was the one-armed man that did.

    I’d totally link her myspace but it’s blocked here at work. I think it’s myspace.com/iheartmillers, but I can’t be certain.

  12. 28 May 2008 at 11:56 amshenanigans said:

    @10: I know it’s hard for you to wrap your head around but it has to do with people’s intentions. Joking and mocking are different. Me=joking, You=bitchy mocking all the time

  13. 28 May 2008 at 12:02 pmdieter said:

    Is mock Shen like a mock turtleneck, mock turtle soup, or a mock draft?

  14. 28 May 2008 at 12:03 pmFloozy said:

    She probably just went back to get her smokes that she left on top of the crapper. I left my ID and creddy card behind the bar at 216 one night and had to be physically restrained because I WAS GOING BACK TO GET THEM at 7am. Thank you friends… it could have been my mugshot up there.
    / Floozy

  15. 28 May 2008 at 12:40 pmbelmont yo said:

    For what its worth, I once (maybe seven years ago) passed out at Miller’s on the second floor. Since I don’t have “friends”, per say, I remained there til about four am or so. My descent to the first floor was rather a surprise to the remaining closing staff. Suffice it to say, I am glad they were not armed. Anyway, my advice would be next time ’stay in’, don’t ‘break in’.

  16. 28 May 2008 at 12:43 pmFloozy said:

    That’s sad…. a bit like leaving a little kid on the school bus all night :O

  17. 28 May 2008 at 12:48 pmbelmont yo said:

    a bit like leaving a little kid on the school bus all night

    Meh. My whole life was a bit like that then. It was par for the course.

  18. 28 May 2008 at 1:20 pmshenanigans said:

    More disturbing is how did the closing staff miss a snoozing Yo?

  19. 28 May 2008 at 1:43 pmbelmont yo said:

    The second floor was a bit of a dead zone back then. I had kinda crawled up there to get my wits about me and found i just right for a little bourbon nap.

    I don’t miss those days.

  20. 28 May 2008 at 2:30 pmff said:

    @ #12 Me=bitchy, you=skanky

  21. 28 May 2008 at 2:31 pmThor said:

    Enough with the personal attacks!

  22. 28 May 2008 at 2:36 pmff said:

    she called me bitchy first :(

  23. 28 May 2008 at 2:45 pmecho said:

    This feels like first grade.

    /Where’d the hate come from?

  24. 28 May 2008 at 2:47 pmLu Sid said:

    How many times must we tell you?! PLAY NICE!

  25. 28 May 2008 at 2:48 pmecho said:

    Use your inside voices.

    /still feels like first grade

  26. 28 May 2008 at 2:48 pmFloozy said:

    ff…. Shen gets special treatment because she has a really good ass. Don’t fight it… it’s nature at work.

  27. 28 May 2008 at 2:49 pmLu Sid said:

    Oh hush echo. Go play over in cville style.

  28. 28 May 2008 at 2:50 pmecho said:

    Actually I moved on to cvillemuse. They’re having fun over there.

  29. 28 May 2008 at 2:51 pmLu Sid said:

    Wait they are?! They never have more fun than us. Don’t leave…I was only kidding.

    /sneaking to MUSE

  30. 28 May 2008 at 2:54 pmFloozy said:

    That was a Muse ruse.

  31. 28 May 2008 at 2:54 pmecho said:

    I can play on both sites, but they are making mix tapes and have cool calendars of upcoming shows. And they’re making fun of Yankees.

  32. 28 May 2008 at 2:55 pmdieter said:

    @28 Do they have the worst tattoo ever over there?

  33. 28 May 2008 at 2:56 pmshenanigans said:

    @20: I’m bringing skanky back. And you got yelled at. Haha.
    @28: I was over at MUSE too. It’s much nicer over there.

  34. 28 May 2008 at 3:00 pmecho said:

    @32: No you’re only allowed to have cool tattoos over at MUSE.

  35. 28 May 2008 at 3:08 pmLu Sid said:

    Oh wow. Those tattoos are priceless. I will give you $100 each to go and get them. I am certain you would look very pretty in yours dieter.

  36. 28 May 2008 at 3:09 pmdieter said:

    @34 Not this cool echo -Hello Kitty Darth Vader, not even close

  37. 28 May 2008 at 3:09 pmecho said:

    @36: Hey I know that girl

  38. 28 May 2008 at 3:15 pmdieter said:

    The muse thinks Mr. Cool Ice was an artful tattoo

  39. 28 May 2008 at 3:16 pmLu Sid said:

    @38 Your link didn’t work.

  40. 28 May 2008 at 3:19 pmdieter said:

    Mr. Cool Ice muse reader

  41. 28 May 2008 at 3:22 pmecho said:

    @40: What the f*ck is the skeleton doing. Skeletons don’t smile.

  42. 28 May 2008 at 3:23 pmbelmont yo said:

    Muse tattoos are awesome!

  43. 28 May 2008 at 3:25 pmecho said:

    @42: It should have been written backwards on his chest so he could read every morning. He obviously needs help remembering how awesome he is.

  44. 28 May 2008 at 3:53 pmecho said:

    Back to the tattoos. He should have been at the Space Party.

  45. 28 May 2008 at 3:56 pmdieter said:

    @44 nice but not as scary as this tattoo

    EDITOR NOTE: UMM LINK IS PORN. Not allowed.

  46. 28 May 2008 at 3:58 pmshenanigans said:

    Alien tattoo an ex of mine had. Dick!

  47. 28 May 2008 at 3:59 pmecho said:

    dieter, your link didn’t work again. you added an extra “/” on the end.

  48. 28 May 2008 at 4:02 pmdieter said:

    @47 you know that probably for the best- it was very odd - If a mod wants to fix it’s fine by me

  49. 28 May 2008 at 4:04 pmFloozy said:

    Lazy Bastard

  50. 28 May 2008 at 4:07 pmecho said:

    @48: I noticed the problem and fixed it in my address bar. I wish I hadn’t. Lu Sid, Thor, anyone, do not fix it.

  51. 28 May 2008 at 4:13 pmMr. Roboto said:

    @50 to be fair I’ve seen somewhat similar images in japanese prints-perhaps it did belong over at the muse after all

  52. 28 May 2008 at 4:26 pmecho said:

    Haha…dieter, your link got deleted

  53. 28 May 2008 at 4:30 pmbelmont yo said:

    I didn’t see it, but it had to be the gay merman penis tat.

    /did I guess right?

  54. 28 May 2008 at 4:32 pmecho said:

    Wow, you know the internet too well.

  55. 28 May 2008 at 4:35 pmdieter said:

    @53 yes it was- quite famous as your guess shows.

    I thought it was on the edge but not quite porn - not trying to offend just trying to amuse.

  56. 28 May 2008 at 4:35 pmbelmont yo said:

    The internet not so much, but gay mermen penises… well thats another story.

    /has been looking one of the other infamous tats, the “gay nazi unicorn” tat, but has been denied success so far. will keep looking.

  57. 28 May 2008 at 4:38 pmecho said:

    Do you mean this?

  58. 28 May 2008 at 4:39 pmdieter said:

    @56 but I had the Swayze centaur with rainbow @32 - that’s two out of three

  59. 28 May 2008 at 4:39 pmbelmont yo said:

    Ahhh, here it is:

    http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4369/335bjphpg4.jpg

    NOTE, this is not porn, but the tat is on a butt cheek (single, close up). It is not explicit, but it is bizarre. Use your best judgement.

  60. 28 May 2008 at 4:41 pmbelmont yo said:

    yup! and yes, swayzetaur is epic subdermal ink fail of the hilarity variety

  61. 28 May 2008 at 4:42 pmshenanigans said:

    Echo 1, B-yo 0

  62. 28 May 2008 at 4:42 pmbelmont yo said:

    Have you all seen the Tay Zonday tat floating about?

  63. 28 May 2008 at 4:45 pmecho said:

    You mean the video?

  64. 28 May 2008 at 4:47 pmshenanigans said:

    Gawd, Echo, you’re so fast!

  65. 28 May 2008 at 4:50 pmecho said:

    It’s amazing how quickly you can do things once the hangover goes away.

  66. 28 May 2008 at 4:51 pmshenanigans said:

    Hangover=orchid?

  67. 28 May 2008 at 4:51 pmecho said:

    Haha…no hangover=hangover

  68. 28 May 2008 at 4:53 pmdieter said:

    @64 that’s not something a guy likes to hear

  69. 28 May 2008 at 4:57 pmFloozy said:

    HAHAHA Dieter… I was going to go for that one and decided to let it go…..

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