Which cVillain is gonna marry The Rock?!

Posted by Thor on May 29th, 2008 32 Comments

The Rock

Thanks to Odie, we found out that The Rock is now single.  Since he is living in Charlottesville, we figured one of you would (at least) try to hook up with him.  Let us know if you succeed!

[via TMZ]

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32 Responses to “Which cVillain is gonna marry The Rock?!”

  1. 29 May 2008 at 7:51 pm1dieter said:

    According to TMZ his monthly salary is $666.667(before taxes and stuff). The ex wife was making almost $50,00 a month as a financial advisor. Her monthly expense are $150,000.(9k a month for nannies and daycare) Rock makes up the diff

    There is no mention of a house in central Virginia but their is an illegible chart with a bunch of LLC’s that must own actual title to all the other stuff. Looks like some smart lawyers have been cooking what the Rock was earning

    I have not had a Rock sighting but it is my hope that he and Howie Long meet on the mall and a smack down occurs. In reality they probably talk about where to get their SUV’s detailed properly

  2. 29 May 2008 at 8:11 pm2Rose McIntire said:

    I would aboslutley love a smack down such as the one you describe, maybe in the rain-then they would be all glisten-y. But yeah im sure tehy talk shop, you know ways to burn calories and shit like that. “Blah blah I only ate 7 grapes and 1 lean baked chicken breast”

  3. 29 May 2008 at 8:11 pm3Rose McIntire said:

    I would absolutely love a smack down such as the one you describe, maybe in the rain-then they would be all glisten-y. But yeah im sure they talk shop, you know ways to burn calories and shit like that. “Blah blah I only ate 7 grapes and 1 lean baked chicken breast”

  4. 29 May 2008 at 8:43 pm4Stanley said:

    All right, all right, we heard you. You would absolutely love it. Noted.

  5. 29 May 2008 at 9:27 pm5Tuesday said:

    We should just secretly SET one of our villainets up with him. Who should our lucky lady be?

  6. 29 May 2008 at 9:29 pm6dieter said:

    @5 why not you?

  7. 29 May 2008 at 9:30 pm7caroline said:

    Floozy and I will take him out.

  8. 29 May 2008 at 9:32 pm8dieter said:

    @7 aren’t you married ladies, the rock isn’t faster than a bullet

  9. 29 May 2008 at 9:37 pm9caroline said:

    yes, yes floozy and I are married to each other. So it’s not really cheating if we take him out together.

  10. 29 May 2008 at 9:54 pm10oy said:

    more importantly, his presumably hot ex-wife is now on the market - with built in beer money.

    /giggity

  11. 29 May 2008 at 10:08 pm11Stanley said:

    10: gonna show her your O(y)-face?

  12. 29 May 2008 at 10:21 pm12parlie said:

    stanley you’re far better than that.

  13. 29 May 2008 at 10:30 pm13Stanley said:

    It’s an off night. I’m half-cleaning, half-commenting. No focus.

  14. 29 May 2008 at 10:30 pm14Floozy said:

    OMFG …. I am so all over this… double dating with C and Dwayne… Holy Crap… The guy would be crawling for a fucking WEEK if we had our way with him.

  15. 29 May 2008 at 10:33 pm15caroline said:

    Riiiiiiiiiiight!

  16. 29 May 2008 at 10:38 pm16Floozy said:

    Sorry C….. I was busy celebrating… Oh my Oh my ……. I luuuurve Veuve Clicqout …

  17. 29 May 2008 at 10:42 pm17caroline said:

    what are we celebrating?

  18. 29 May 2008 at 10:43 pm18belmont yo said:

    what are we celebrating

    This is a question that never need be asked.

  19. 29 May 2008 at 10:44 pm19caroline said:

    true

  20. 29 May 2008 at 10:48 pm20Floozy said:

    Oh… gargantuan achievements of the building kind…. I have had a phantasmagorical day… I love what I do soooo much.

  21. 29 May 2008 at 10:52 pm21caroline said:

    so are we gonna “marry” the rock or what?!
    /congrats. now send me a check!

  22. 29 May 2008 at 10:55 pm22dieter said:

    @20 Have you built your own bar for so we can start the Cvllain round table?

  23. 29 May 2008 at 10:56 pm23caroline said:

    nitey nite.

  24. 29 May 2008 at 10:58 pm24Floozy said:

    Nite Sweet-Cheeks

  25. 30 May 2008 at 8:29 am25Blanco Nino said:

    personally, i hope the rock attracts more former wrestlers to come live in the area. just think, you could have your lawn work done by the bushwhackers, or go see the hackensaw jim duggan boys play fridays after five. maybe the iron sheik will open a tapas place in one of those empty storefronts on the downtown mall, or possibly brutus beefcake will open a hair salon there. how great would that be???

  26. 30 May 2008 at 10:12 am26shenanigans said:

    He’s mine.

  27. 30 May 2008 at 11:05 am27Lu Sid said:

    You are going to have to fight me for him Shen.

  28. 30 May 2008 at 11:08 am28shenanigans said:

    It’s on bitch.

  29. 30 May 2008 at 11:19 am29lisa said:

    Ewwww - wouldnt want him! LOL! :p

  30. 30 May 2008 at 11:28 am30belmont yo said:

    For no reason at all.

  31. 30 May 2008 at 12:05 pm31caroline said:

    now that’s hott

  32. 31 May 2008 at 5:21 pm32Street said:

    Hahhaha! That’s beautiful b yo!

    You ladies all want the Rock? Are you stoned?

    Pun.

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