If you haven’t already, go to the website for the picture above. There’s really no difference between prostitution and failure to stop at a railroad crossing.
Has anyone else gotten the random phone calls/ letters about the factory warranty of your car expiring? Me and 2 others in my office have all gotten them, and none of our warranties are close to expiring. Is it some sort of scam?
since this is the free for all and i know i’m not supposed to talk sports, but…
1. can you guys believe the celtics are in the playoffs? i hate nba, but damn, it’s been a long time.
2. i’m enjoying a much needed day off and started reading the new david sedaris book - hilarious !! you guys might
love it !
3. echo, do you like your blackberry? my dept. is thinking about switching from the treo.
i think that’s it for now - carry on.
started reading the new david sedaris book - hilarious
Is it essays or a novel? Never mind, I will go purchase it this afternoon. I love that man. Saw him when he came to the CPAC couple years back. Great show…
@12. I own a Blackberry and it’s been great. The Pearl is really awesome but the Curve better fits business needs. If you don’t mind having a bigger phone, then Curve is the way to go. If size matters, then Pearl should be your choice.
@12: Yeah I love it. The battery literally lasts for 3 days of phone calls, send/receiving emails and browsing the internet. I’ve never used a Treo, so I can’t give you a good comparison.
That phone dude called my coworker again last night at home and said the same thing about being new to town and needing someone to show him around. He JUST called her again right now. STALKER!
@20: Well, I didn’t go out last night, so I was bored and decided to call and see how she was doing. Then I just took out my phone to call someone else, but accidentally called her because she was at the top of my recent calls, and I thought hanging up would be more stalker-y. It won’t happen again.
@22: Brilliant. If he calls again we’ll get her to tell him to meet her somewhere. Then I’ll show up and take pictures and put them up here and we can all laugh at him.
yes, what a great idea. let’s do it. err… let’s do it and say we’re not gonna do it. So tell her to not meet him at South Street at 9. I won’t be there, nor will anyone else, right guys?
@51 In black and white I thought it might be fake and therefore much funnier. This is just scary because you can tell this is real. I don’t know if that was an axe but if it was a fire axe perhaps it was from a certain paper companies foreign office. http://www.dundermifflin.com/
@49: If you go back and watch the B&W one from the beginning. The first thing he does is hit his coworker in the head with a keyboard. Is it really an axe?
The James reaches 90F because of the vast amount of piss deposited in it by drunken tuberites. I think it would be creepy if it was cold… like “The Day After Tomorrow” only the Scottsville version…
If I want to get rid of a boner, I first start thinking of baseball, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll think of an NCAA Division I athletic conference and try to name all of its teams. If I need to get rid of it ASAP, I’ll go straight for a conference like Mountain West or the WAC or Sun Belt. Works every time.
@59 and 60-While I am lucky enough to be a girl and no one can tell when I am turned on (well for the most part). Sports does quite the opposite to me. Not just the hot men, but the fights in hockey, the beautiful shots in basketball, and the glorious touchdowns in football. Mmmmm…even more the thought of my teams winning. How can you not get worked up?!
I begin my mornings with email, blogs & coffee. One blog I keep up with is a little obscure, but I like the woman. She is Mo Ringey, a visual artist (also known as the Fridge Queen) and now blog personality, benigngirl.com. Mo’s blogs often make me laugh and this morning, she provided me with me an AH HA I am going to be passing along to everyone I can think of. I think she may have just coined a phrase. If you agree, you may wish to pass it along as well.
If Thor is a true patriot he would delete the real… uh oh, wait a minute, there are six Men in Black knocking at my door… oh oh correction, they’re knocking DOWN my door! Help! Help!
Does anyone have a clue as to what’s going on here in town the weekend of July 4th? I’m trying to coordinate some out of town guests arrivals and there’s a sever lack of available lodgings. is there a big multi-class reunion or something? i can’t imagine C’ville is tops on any list of 4th of July tourist destinations.
@86, 87 They do a pretty large swearing-in of new citizens up on that little mountain.
Not sure what else is going on. Check with SOCA, lacrosse, and little league baseball for tournaments they might be hosting. I don’t think UVA has anything going on, but I’m not as plugged in over there as I used to be.
@92: My guess is Alltel customers won’t notice a difference in Charlottesville, but Verizon customers will finally be able to get on the internet, send picture messages, download ringtones, etc. Also, it’ll be at least a year before any of it actually happens. The SEC and FCC haven’t even started looking at it yet, so I wouldn’t get too worked up now.
@94. Thanks. The article says the purchase would go through by the end of the year. I notice you didn’t mention the FTC weighing in, although I’m sure they’ll have their say. I think Alltel is a pretty good little company, and I’m not upset with their pricing structure compared to some of the major players. I’m worried about higher prices for a similar level of service, even without the price increases that are coming across the board due to higher costs on materiels, etc.
@97 my concern with this merger is that Alltel will no longer let AT&T piggyback on their towers. that’s the only way i have ANY cell signal at my house in Greene County. Alltel works there, but the AT&T signal is extremely weak.
@108 I’m sorry I had no idea that your cat had passed or that you even had cats. No malice was intended. It was a silly joke turning 100 joke, nothing more.
Dieter - it’s ok. I thought you were being mean. You weren’t - just unlucky guess.
So you coming to Tuesday this week? You can make it up to me with a beer.
@120 I’m really a DNC superdelgate and tuesday is when we get together with the Freemasons and divided up the spoils of running the industrial military complex. Then we head down to Georgetown, where we troll the bars for all the intern talent that has arrived, now that colleges are out. Then we auction off the really pretty interns to the top graduates from the nation’s best law and business school. This is all a part of the secret breeding program for future leaders. Perhaps I’ve said too much…can I get a note from my boss?
Oh? What DO you pay attention to in your porn, shen? Ahhh, I get it. Peter North is known for his extraordinary BLEEP and his ability to coax truly MASSIVE amounts of BLEEP out of it.
(Don’t you just luv the power of human language!? Let’s see if one must truly cross the line to cross the line, or is it sufficient to simply IMPLY that a line might have been crossed!)
OMG Shen! You can’t say “there’s BLEEP everywhere!” Have you no shame? Small boys across America probably have their noses pressed to the screen, their eyes glazed as they read your filthy words and frantically try to grow hair on the palms of their hands…
(BTW, the ! after OMG Shen makes that phrase into an ejaculation! I figured you would appreciate that.)
Hey thank you to the amazing Cvillains who supported me through a rough set yesterday. Remind me never to get on the wrong side of Shenanigans! She fiercely warded off the haters as I reluctantly iTuned my way through the night. Next time I will again NOT play your eighties music, seventies music and hip hip. But my technology will work and we will play LOUD. I love you all! (almost)
@160: Stupid technology. You still kicked ass! I know those crazy Live-Artsians I brought along had a lot of fun, and pretty much never left the dance floor.
d’oh! In my drunken haze, I forgot to shout out to mc as well. Consider yourself shouted at, mc. (in the nicest of ways, of course)
After work yesterday, I had an epiphany (not unlike a kidney stone), that I need more work and that I am sick of begging busking and being a broke bastard. A full time job is my cure.
@163 my representative was at zocalo on saturday night. he is extremely charming and cherry picks all the girls i would otherwise be dating. i hate him.
hi Street! sorry I didn’t stop to talk, but you looked like you were jamming with abandon and I was in a rush. see ya next time and good luck with the job hunt.
Speaking of cherry picks… this is the results of picking for about 15 minutes, and just branches that can be reached by hand. I was picking with my neighbor, who also got about six pounds.
There are many more, but probably only for about three or four more days. If you know, act like you know.
Lu Sid, having started the “weekend gossip” fishing trip, using stories about someone else as bait, comes up with the empty bucket and is now begging for dish in every thread available. Why can’t it just be dumb jokes? Why its gotta be everyone’s business? Post yourpersonal private fears, vendettas, shames, loves, embarrassments and shit and we’ll talk. What’s that? *crickets* Oh, I thought so. Nobody even knows who the fuck you are, what in the world do you have to lose?
My advice? Dont dish your deep shit on the tubes, lovelies, especially if you’re out. It has fucked me in the ass painfully and it might fuck you too. Lots of folks on here unintentionally do damage, even though they mean not, and know not. No blame, just consequence. I so honestly wish I didn’t have to clam up as much as I have been, but hey, so it goes. Welcome to the internet! Gotta pay to play. Keep it light, keep it vague, keep it stupid, and serve it with norwegian water.
And whatever you do, don’t remix the 80’s or everyone will hate your going against their “strong advice”.
/am drunk, feisty, and will almost certainly regret this post.
@168:
yes, cherries are freezer friendly.
you can pick out the pit before or after freezing. don’t add anything (like water (even Norwegian) or well, anything).
the more air-tighter the container the better.
I am so confused. Here I thought I was participating in a gossip site. No one seems to get all worked up when we write an entire post on the Rock. That we be an entire discussion based on a real person, that just went through a divorce, something emotional and taxing. You didn’t bat an eye at that one.
I started the weekend thread–but no one here HAS to know who you are. In fact there are several unknown villains. You my friend are also aware that someone can post under a different name. Whether you agree or not I was also a participant in the story I told. If that couple was so concerned about secrecy then they should have saved their escapades for the bedroom.
I never asked for names on the post and I never gave any of my own. It was meant to be harmless. I am sorry if it put you in a tissy. Feel free to avoid the posts you don’t like.
Some personal things:
Someone and I did somethings on Sunday morning that would make even you blush.
I have never stolen anything in my life, but once a guy at a fair was mean to me and told me to move along after giving me my french fries so I did (and didn’t pay).
I would rather eat worms than talk to my middle sister.
I hate blow dryers.
I have fooled around on the downtown mall.
I love to order from the kids menu.
I think marriage is overrated.
And last, I love to write for this gossip site.
Wasn’t coming down on you for fishing, just giving some lame yo-ish advice. Gossip all you want, even that juicy stuff about blow dryers (although I hope for your sake that doesn’t get around). I wish I was free to give my take on blow dryers, but alas, without creating an alt, it aint gonna happen. I can’t even get into why. Suffice it to say, its all my fault anyway. Either way, rock on wicho bad gossipy self, don’t mind me.
/light vague and stupid aint any way to go through life, son.
Someone and I did somethings on Sunday morning that would make even you blush.
Unless you were pegging the mayor, dressed like Geraldine Ferraro, chanting Cherokee war chants while a ritualistic group of midgets dressed as satanic high priests surrounded you reciting the bible backwards while inhaling helium - I’m pretty sure you are wrong. Just so we are clear.
FYI: My elderly neighbor got his gas siphoned out of his car night before last. Yep, its come to that. If you don’t have a locking gas cap, best get you one.
Charlottesville needs this artist to add some life to the downtown mall and various parks. Problem is, I think most of his works would be pilfered within minutes of their respective installations, and they definitely wouldn’t last more than a night.
Is anybody looking for a free kitten or know someone who is? ? Someone brought a very cute gray kitten with black stripes into our office that she caught outside her house, hes very sweet and we already litter box trained him…but I don’t think we can keep him, as we already have a cat here and two is just too many for our relatively small office…I don’t want to take him to the SPCA because I’m sure it’s already overcrowded…and I can’t take him home cause the dog would flip out.
@204 Still have a foot full of gout…that is the awful word. I have about a 100 yard radius from my house that I will consider walking at the moment…thankfully this includes South St so Tuesday is not in question…but tonight I pass the baton.
A little birdie I know that’s been working out @ Sissy Spacek’s farm told me that her friend Ozzy Osbourne is going to play there for her 4th of July party. Sissy & Ozzy are friends?!? What’s next? The Rock & Dan Rather Country Jamboree?
@212 I like the name, and as a northern boy, always prefer unsweeted tea; but damn, in the last hour I have both watched TV and socialized…what is to become of me?
I am going to go read this ginormous Russian novel I have been avoiding, skip the permanent marker on t-shirt exhibition I was preparing in the boiler room, make some sort of tea which will be beneficial to my health, and look forward to seeing you and the other Villains manana.
/no tears. burning certain CD’s for you at the moment. get psyched. very sweeeet.
@214 oy! I know…it is awful…giving up the pate…so hard to do…all that organ meat that must be surrendered to the health gods (does this belong on another thread?)
Yes, I have investigated before….this is not the first time…it seems alcohol is on that list, so I must again be careful, but I think giving up the 4 lbs of pate and 7 kilos of avocado I consume each week will help.
A guy goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, “You’ve got to stop masturbating.”
The guy asks, “Why?”
The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
Didn’t I read that donuts help cure gout? Donus for lunch, donuts for lunch.
@219 I’ll brush my teeth twice! (I heart making echo jealous) Poor parlie, hate that he would have to miss out on so much lurve. I’m sure you’ll leave a little in the tank for when you come home, or at least bring home some extra pickles and peanut butter, or whatever parlie craves now that a bun is in the oven.
And as far as beer specials go, Crapture has $2 pints on Tuesday from opening-9 pm. That’s 2 bucks for a pint of Sierra Nevada, Guinness, Blue Moon, etc.
I am glad to see postings about Rapping Tomatoes and Kickballs in lieu of tonight’s CLAW benefit for SHE (Shelter for Help and Emergency). Way to go blog.
@247. It all starts with ants. Relax (and I mean; lay out) by an anthill for about ten minutes and feel them massage your body as they climb into place. Once they find spot… You will find the walk naturally!
If you haven’t already, go to the website for the picture above. There’s really no difference between prostitution and failure to stop at a railroad crossing.
I can’t get it to work and the guys at D/R are actually working–I know weird. Hopefully someone…uh Thor…will fix it
you need to put the html code in the “code” section of the post in wordpress. you were probably in the visual editor. same goes for youtube posts.
Yay! They fixed it! Never give me any technical credit on this site whatsoever :S
Oh got it. Hey stop giving away our secrets. Plus, you are totally making yourself obsolete
Has anyone else gotten the random phone calls/ letters about the factory warranty of your car expiring? Me and 2 others in my office have all gotten them, and none of our warranties are close to expiring. Is it some sort of scam?
@6: yes. I don’t even have a car warranty and I get them.
Echo, I’ve gotten like 8 of those calls in the last couple of months. My warranty just expired though, so I didn’t think anything of it.
@6: They are a common scam. Just don’t answer your phone if you don’t recognize the number. They don’t leave messages anyways.
Yeah, but they got the number to my Blackberry, so I have to answer. It’s just annoying as hell.
I love newspaper clippings.
since this is the free for all and i know i’m not supposed to talk sports, but…
1. can you guys believe the celtics are in the playoffs? i hate nba, but damn, it’s been a long time.
2. i’m enjoying a much needed day off and started reading the new david sedaris book - hilarious !! you guys might
love it !
3. echo, do you like your blackberry? my dept. is thinking about switching from the treo.
i think that’s it for now - carry on.
@12: Sweet. I wanna borrow it when you’re done!
started reading the new david sedaris book - hilarious
Is it essays or a novel? Never mind, I will go purchase it this afternoon. I love that man. Saw him when he came to the CPAC couple years back. Great show…
essays - good for a snarky punk like you.
@12. I own a Blackberry and it’s been great. The Pearl is really awesome but the Curve better fits business needs. If you don’t mind having a bigger phone, then Curve is the way to go. If size matters, then Pearl should be your choice.
Y’all, one of our own is competing in the Air Guitar championships right now. Thought you should know.
@12: Yeah I love it. The battery literally lasts for 3 days of phone calls, send/receiving emails and browsing the internet. I’ve never used a Treo, so I can’t give you a good comparison.
That phone dude called my coworker again last night at home and said the same thing about being new to town and needing someone to show him around. He JUST called her again right now. STALKER!
@20: Well, I didn’t go out last night, so I was bored and decided to call and see how she was doing. Then I just took out my phone to call someone else, but accidentally called her because she was at the top of my recent calls, and I thought hanging up would be more stalker-y. It won’t happen again.
/it might.
shen, we should set him up. Have a bunch of dudes show up as back up.
He said his name was Jimmy. STOP IT JIMMY!
You’re not supposed to use real names on here…THE RULES!!!
I think Jimmy is just misunderstood. Poor Jimmy.
/jimmy
thanks belmont yo. i’m just lonely. i wouldn’t hurt her. tell her i’ll talk to her tonight.
@22: Brilliant. If he calls again we’ll get her to tell him to meet her somewhere. Then I’ll show up and take pictures and put them up here and we can all laugh at him.
@26: Pay no attention to @27.
She must be pretty hawt. What’s her number? Let’s show Jimmy how we do it.
/Hey, Shen’s coworker hot-stuff friend? My name is NOT Jimmy. That guy is such a scumbag. Go out with me?
yes, what a great idea. let’s do it. err… let’s do it and say we’re not gonna do it. So tell her to not meet him at South Street at 9. I won’t be there, nor will anyone else, right guys?
@ 26 You will have to go through me first!
@29: Not so much. Joke’s on him.
@30: Plan is in motion. Just waiting for him to call back. I love pranks. We need to do more CVillain pranks.
So South Street at 9, and none of you will be there. Perfect. Here’s a picture, so she can find me.
So where is everyone tonight? I’ve been in all week and I am ready for a drank. Thirsty Thursday!
I’ll be sitting outside at Miller’s starting around 6, and there is no telling where the night will take me.
@34. According to the MUSE calendar, Jive Katze featuring Jenn Rhubright & Gerrit Roessler,
John D’earth and The Nice Jenkins are performing locally.
/I’ll be at Beer Run.
Be careful tonight there will probably a nasty thunderstorm with all this heat.
@32 You like pranks that aren’t played on you.
@38: Uh derrrr…. that’s the way it works
this weather is too good, cabin fever eminent…how about a rendez vous at mono loco for margarita pitchers…like in the next 5 min?
@40: F you. I am nowhere near ML and nowhere near getting off. Dammit.
I can join in 30 min.
@40 that is… Let’s enjoy the weather.
@41 kinda makes you wish you had a cherry
@44 those belmont cherries did sound delish
Does Zocalo have happy hour specials?
Which places downtown have happy hour specials?
Second angle on yesterday’s office meltdown in color with taser crackling audio. (you may want to turn your speakers DOWN)
It appears that the initial object of his rage is the copier. I can relate to that, bro.
Good question ‘nanigans, but I feel like i heard somewhere that they do. I might check that out this afternoon.
That was funnier in B& W. Where the hell did he get that axe from?
@51 In black and white I thought it might be fake and therefore much funnier. This is just scary because you can tell this is real. I don’t know if that was an axe but if it was a fire axe perhaps it was from a certain paper companies foreign office. http://www.dundermifflin.com/
@49: If you go back and watch the B&W one from the beginning. The first thing he does is hit his coworker in the head with a keyboard. Is it really an axe?
zocalo has happy hour specials from 5:30 -7:30. inside, at the bar and lounge only.
$1. off beer, $2. off specialitydrinks. t-f.
Has anyone put any thought into organizing a villain tubing trip before the James is 90 degrees? How ’bout Saturday afternoon?
doof! don’t you dare! maybe next Sunday?
@54: Thanks. Still going to Millers if Zocalo is going to make me sit inside.
The James reaches 90F because of the vast amount of piss deposited in it by drunken tuberites. I think it would be creepy if it was cold… like “The Day After Tomorrow” only the Scottsville version…
If I want to get rid of a boner, I first start thinking of baseball, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll think of an NCAA Division I athletic conference and try to name all of its teams. If I need to get rid of it ASAP, I’ll go straight for a conference like Mountain West or the WAC or Sun Belt. Works every time.
@59 thanks for sharing but I’m pretty sure the ol 5 against 1 would be much more effective.
/Fantasizing about sports teams - not for everyone
Nice. I was going to ask for 6.1-6.9.
:p
trillian, wherever you are, tonight I spilled a drink on myself while having a night cap alone. Karma, man; friggin’ Karma.
Also: that flickr junk loading takes, like, forever, internet gods!
@55. I’m sure we can plan a tubing trip but Saturday is too soon to let everyone in on the good times.
@62 - I knew eventually it had to happen! Hope whatever you were wearing was machine washable
(Also, hi everyone! I’m not dead! I do miss the ineternets, though…)
@59 and 60-While I am lucky enough to be a girl and no one can tell when I am turned on (well for the most part). Sports does quite the opposite to me. Not just the hot men, but the fights in hockey, the beautiful shots in basketball, and the glorious touchdowns in football. Mmmmm…even more the thought of my teams winning. How can you not get worked up?!
Here you go Tuesday.
I begin my mornings with email, blogs & coffee. One blog I keep up with is a little obscure, but I like the woman. She is Mo Ringey, a visual artist (also known as the Fridge Queen) and now blog personality, benigngirl.com. Mo’s blogs often make me laugh and this morning, she provided me with me an AH HA I am going to be passing along to everyone I can think of. I think she may have just coined a phrase. If you agree, you may wish to pass it along as well.
In her most recent blog entry, Shoes: Form, Function, and Higher Beingness (literally), she insists that the reader should click on her images for a larger view. And then she says…
“Imagine if you could click on life for a larger view. Maybe that’s what is meant by enlightenment.”
Ladies, have you broke up with your S.O. and want to get rid of their crap that’s sitting around your house? Well fret no more, you can sell it here.
67: oh, jeebus, that’s awful
/ly hilarious.
In other news, the Pavilion could really use one of these.
We should make a slip ‘n’ slide like this. shen just has to be sure not to hurt herself.
Did the Obama thread just disappear for anyone else.
didi the Obama thread just disappear or is my internet broken?
73: I was just about to ask that same thing.
is there an echo in here?
I’ll grammar police myself. That should have a question mark not a period.
Yessss! Obama is HISTORY!
well, honestly, I’m amazed it even made it up to begin with. Thor is notoriously anti-politics.
There’s always an echo in here.
Will innovators never rest? (image possibly not work safe)
http://cvillain.com/2008/06/06/why-no-politics/
Please tell me fashion isn’t this desperate.
If Thor is a true patriot he would delete the real… uh oh, wait a minute, there are six Men in Black knocking at my door… oh oh correction, they’re knocking DOWN my door! Help! Help!
Another one bites the dust.
I run combined grass roots and lobbyist funded campaigns.. it’s the ideal mix.
Does anyone have a clue as to what’s going on here in town the weekend of July 4th? I’m trying to coordinate some out of town guests arrivals and there’s a sever lack of available lodgings. is there a big multi-class reunion or something? i can’t imagine C’ville is tops on any list of 4th of July tourist destinations.
@86 …..Wingnut………always lots of tourists here 4th of July……….a guy who used to live here seems to bring them in.
@86, 87 They do a pretty large swearing-in of new citizens up on that little mountain.
Not sure what else is going on. Check with SOCA, lacrosse, and little league baseball for tournaments they might be hosting. I don’t think UVA has anything going on, but I’m not as plugged in over there as I used to be.
curses…i completely forgot about the whole TJ thing. and i just finished watching “John Adams” last night. oh well.
And now we interrupt our thread for this musical interlude
See Jefferson, Adams, and Ben Franklin decide the writer of the Declaration of Independence.
domo arigato, mr roboto, but i prefer the non-musical version from the HBO series.
Should I be worried about Verizon’s purchase of Alltel for my cellphone service? I wouldn’t want Sprint again, they were horrible here in the Ville.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/05/AR2008060500876.html
/still working on acquiring mad html skillz
Well if you prefer historical accuracy sure but you gotta like the Jefferson vs. Adams smackdown with dancing Franklin in the background
@92: My guess is Alltel customers won’t notice a difference in Charlottesville, but Verizon customers will finally be able to get on the internet, send picture messages, download ringtones, etc. Also, it’ll be at least a year before any of it actually happens. The SEC and FCC haven’t even started looking at it yet, so I wouldn’t get too worked up now.
@93, true, there’s little better than the dancing Franklin. And who could argue against the voice of KITT as Adams?
@95 I always remember him as Mr. Feeney - Adams was “obnoxius and disliked, you know that’s true!”
@94. Thanks. The article says the purchase would go through by the end of the year. I notice you didn’t mention the FTC weighing in, although I’m sure they’ll have their say. I think Alltel is a pretty good little company, and I’m not upset with their pricing structure compared to some of the major players. I’m worried about higher prices for a similar level of service, even without the price increases that are coming across the board due to higher costs on materiels, etc.
@97 my concern with this merger is that Alltel will no longer let AT&T piggyback on their towers. that’s the only way i have ANY cell signal at my house in Greene County. Alltel works there, but the AT&T signal is extremely weak.
@96 i incorrectly remembered Adams being played by Bob Newhart. wow. my memory SUCKS!
Um I just wanted to be 100.
Also where is ECHO?!!!!!
congrats on 100, Tuesday. do you feel special now?
@100 CONGRATS ON REACHING 100 TUESDAY. DO YOU NEED ANOTHER CAT DEAR?
verizon is the devil
@101: I was out to lunch. About time you showed up.
Where is our dirty photo text buddy B yo?
Yes, yes I do feel special. Thank you.
Did you have to bring up the cat
No I DO NOT need another one - I can’t handle them dying.
b’yo was around earlier, but then there was an argument about djing and now he is gone. I’m gonna guess lunch.
Who has time to GO to lunch? Seriously?
Those of us that finished all of our work for the week yesterday.
@108 I’m sorry I had no idea that your cat had passed or that you even had cats. No malice was intended. It was a silly joke turning 100 joke, nothing more.
@112: Really? I was thinking 103 was a really sick joke, but that’s just unlucky as hell.
@113 no, really I had zero idea about her cat, I would NEVER make fun of someone’s pet dying. It was truly an old person joke.
@111 no one likes you.
Dieter - it’s ok. I thought you were being mean. You weren’t - just unlucky guess.
So you coming to Tuesday this week? You can make it up to me with a beer.
@115: That’s ok. I’ll just get you some sidewalk chalk and we can be friends again.
True story.
@116 If you mean the Cvillain soiree @ South Street I will be in be in DC (again) and never seem to get back here before 10pm. Does it go that long?
I will most likely be there until at least 11pm, which means so will Echo. This DC excuse is getting lame. You need to be more creative
Oh and Sweeeeet as well.
Yeah I’m usually there until 11-11:30.
@111: Scratch that. Stupid boss giving me more work on a Friday afternoon.
@120 I’m really a DNC superdelgate and tuesday is when we get together with the Freemasons and divided up the spoils of running the industrial military complex. Then we head down to Georgetown, where we troll the bars for all the intern talent that has arrived, now that colleges are out. Then we auction off the really pretty interns to the top graduates from the nation’s best law and business school. This is all a part of the secret breeding program for future leaders. Perhaps I’ve said too much…can I get a note from my boss?
I am buried under work and can hardly move. echo, send in the troops, I need help…must…have…beer…
(he expires)
/deets…we will be there with bells and bows and apparently sidewalk chalk on Tuesday
Hang in there, sweet. Just 3 more hours. Then we begin killing any memory of the past week.
So jealous.
You have to be responsible. There’s something to be said for that. I’m not sure what it is, but there’s something. I’ll give you a play-by-play.
It’s boring on here today.
sorry you’re bored Shen, maybe we can get stalker jimmy to call your married co-worker again?
I tried last night, but she didn’t answer. Is she going out tonight, shenanigans?
@129- OK, Shen I’ll bite… Seen any good porn lately?
Shut up 131.
@132: No. My computer still isn’t hooked up to the internets. Maybe we can do that this weekend. I miss my Youporn.
Youporn! Did you see the vid where Peter North got Thor’s goat. From behind?
Who? I pay no attention to the guy’s names in the porns.
@133: That’s what she said.
No really, she told me that right before she hung up.
Go away dude!
Oh? What DO you pay attention to in your porn, shen? Ahhh, I get it. Peter North is known for his extraordinary BLEEP and his ability to coax truly MASSIVE amounts of BLEEP out of it.
(Don’t you just luv the power of human language!? Let’s see if one must truly cross the line to cross the line, or is it sufficient to simply IMPLY that a line might have been crossed!)
I pay attention to the BLEEP when the girl is getting BLEEP and the guy is BLEEP and then there’s BLEEP everywhere.
BLEEP!
Don’t be disgusting Oy.
BLEEP you
Peter North is known for his
He’s also ‘gay for pay’, by the way.
/not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Would you be gay for pay?
OMG Shen! You can’t say “there’s BLEEP everywhere!” Have you no shame? Small boys across America probably have their noses pressed to the screen, their eyes glazed as they read your filthy words and frantically try to grow hair on the palms of their hands…
(BTW, the ! after OMG Shen makes that phrase into an ejaculation! I figured you would appreciate that.)
@ 144
Dunno, depends on the pay and it depends on the gay, i guess.
/kinsey scale
(and in ‘computerese’ a “!” is called a ‘bang’. Sexy.)
asperand144 - depends on the pay
There’s always an ejaculation after the phrase OMG Shen.
In a similar vein, how much would it take for you to kill a puppy?
Not all the money in the world.
@148- That’s because you are a comely lass!
Insert dirty joke having to do with come.
re: “Insert dirty come joke”. Yes. Did that. In the political thread.
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
@154! OMG, choco in your PB! Racist! Miscegenation!
Ok, gotta go to First Fridays. Hope to see some of you Villains around. Don’t forget 2 o 4’s at OXO later.
Looks like somone had an orgy in here-
I ran into a few villains tonight. A big shout out to Shenanigans, thor, Stanley, trillian & eduardo! I hope you had as much fun as I did!
P.s. I love you all! I’ll see you all on Sunday as I have to work tomorrow.
/that’s right. work.
Hey thank you to the amazing Cvillains who supported me through a rough set yesterday. Remind me never to get on the wrong side of Shenanigans! She fiercely warded off the haters as I reluctantly iTuned my way through the night. Next time I will again NOT play your eighties music, seventies music and hip hip. But my technology will work and we will play LOUD. I love you all! (almost)
I just got a paper cut on the lid of a box of band-aids.
I just wanted to share this small yet perfect encapsulation of my entire life.
i ran out of percocet one night and ended up just drinking robitussin, which was awesome (LOL)
until i saw the floor turn into
A MIRROR.
parlie- were you at zocalo saturday night?
/just in case, there weren’t mirrors at zocalo on the floor.
@158: Hi Street!
@160: Stupid technology. You still kicked ass! I know those crazy Live-Artsians I brought along had a lot of fun, and pretty much never left the dance floor.
d’oh! In my drunken haze, I forgot to shout out to mc as well. Consider yourself shouted at, mc. (in the nicest of ways, of course)
After work yesterday, I had an epiphany (not unlike a kidney stone), that I need more work and that I am sick of
beggingbusking and being a broke bastard. A full time job is my cure.@163 my representative was at zocalo on saturday night. he is extremely charming and cherry picks all the girls i would otherwise be dating. i hate him.
hi Street! sorry I didn’t stop to talk, but you looked like you were jamming with abandon and I was in a rush. see ya next time and good luck with the job hunt.
cherry picks all the girls
Speaking of cherry picks… this is the results of picking for about 15 minutes, and just branches that can be reached by hand. I was picking with my neighbor, who also got about six pounds.
There are many more, but probably only for about three or four more days. If you know, act like you know.
/can one freeze cherries?
Thanks, mc! I have 3-4 days of work lined up later this week, with a sprinkling of odd jobs and a possible thunderstorm tonight.
wait, what?
Huzzah, Street!
This is the only weigh to fly.
Could this be the end of the internet?
@168 those are lovely.
in the little girls’ section of jc penney i saw a t-shirt with some cherries & the slogan “just picked.” that is so wrong.
oh hi orchid, you still mad at me??
it’s a beautiful day. how could i be mad at anyone?
Why is orchid mad a caroline? What did I miss?
Please make it stop.
Right. One last not-quite-work-safe linky and I’m off to bed. nighty-nite villains.
it doesn’t work. and he means NSFW. i’m going to assume that it’s N.
@176 i WAS mad at caroline because she was trying to steal echo from me, but it looks like sweet beat her to it.
@ 176 My read:
Lu Sid, having started the “weekend gossip” fishing trip, using stories about someone else as bait, comes up with the empty bucket and is now begging for dish in every thread available. Why can’t it just be dumb jokes? Why its gotta be everyone’s business? Post yourpersonal private fears, vendettas, shames, loves, embarrassments and shit and we’ll talk. What’s that? *crickets* Oh, I thought so. Nobody even knows who the fuck you are, what in the world do you have to lose?
My advice? Dont dish your deep shit on the tubes, lovelies, especially if you’re out. It has fucked me in the ass painfully and it might fuck you too. Lots of folks on here unintentionally do damage, even though they mean not, and know not. No blame, just consequence. I so honestly wish I didn’t have to clam up as much as I have been, but hey, so it goes. Welcome to the internet! Gotta pay to play. Keep it light, keep it vague, keep it stupid, and serve it with norwegian water.
And whatever you do, don’t remix the 80’s or everyone will hate your going against their “strong advice”.
/am drunk, feisty, and will almost certainly regret this post.
@180: I was stolen? I didn’t even know I was missing. Has someone filed a police report?
Keep it light, keep it vague, keep it stupid,
would love for this to be the new motto. belmont once again speaks the truth.
finally sleepy…. night villains, turn out the lights.
@181 i thought a fictional love quadrangle between 4 fictitious characters WAS light, vague, & stupid. my bad.
@168:
yes, cherries are freezer friendly.
you can pick out the pit before or after freezing. don’t add anything (like water (even Norwegian) or well, anything).
the more air-tighter the container the better.
/cheers! er, cherries!
//er?
B yo,
I am so confused. Here I thought I was participating in a gossip site. No one seems to get all worked up when we write an entire post on the Rock. That we be an entire discussion based on a real person, that just went through a divorce, something emotional and taxing. You didn’t bat an eye at that one.
I started the weekend thread–but no one here HAS to know who you are. In fact there are several unknown villains. You my friend are also aware that someone can post under a different name. Whether you agree or not I was also a participant in the story I told. If that couple was so concerned about secrecy then they should have saved their escapades for the bedroom.
I never asked for names on the post and I never gave any of my own. It was meant to be harmless. I am sorry if it put you in a tissy. Feel free to avoid the posts you don’t like.
Some personal things:
Someone and I did somethings on Sunday morning that would make even you blush.
I have never stolen anything in my life, but once a guy at a fair was mean to me and told me to move along after giving me my french fries so I did (and didn’t pay).
I would rather eat worms than talk to my middle sister.
I hate blow dryers.
I have fooled around on the downtown mall.
I love to order from the kids menu.
I think marriage is overrated.
And last, I love to write for this gossip site.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Wasn’t coming down on you for fishing, just giving some lame yo-ish advice. Gossip all you want, even that juicy stuff about blow dryers (although I hope for your sake that doesn’t get around). I wish I was free to give my take on blow dryers, but alas, without creating an alt, it aint gonna happen. I can’t even get into why. Suffice it to say, its all my fault anyway. Either way, rock on wicho bad gossipy self, don’t mind me.
/light vague and stupid aint any way to go through life, son.
Oh and also:
Someone and I did somethings on Sunday morning that would make even you blush.
Unless you were pegging the mayor, dressed like Geraldine Ferraro, chanting Cherokee war chants while a ritualistic group of midgets dressed as satanic high priests surrounded you reciting the bible backwards while inhaling helium - I’m pretty sure you are wrong. Just so we are clear.
Please, please let rule 34 ignore comment #189.
FYI: My elderly neighbor got his gas siphoned out of his car night before last. Yep, its come to that. If you don’t have a locking gas cap, best get you one.
@189 that is exactly what I was doing.
@192 Where you get the midgets? Where they union?
Suddenly, I don’t miss the 80’s all that much. I heart the little factoid at end though.
/d’oh!
Charlottesville needs this artist to add some life to the downtown mall and various parks. Problem is, I think most of his works would be pilfered within minutes of their respective installations, and they definitely wouldn’t last more than a night.
I know it’s not Charlottesville related at all, but this was too priceless to pass up. I’m going with too crazy to stand trial.
Feces on the face is always relevant. Hey, we haven’t talked about 2 Girls, 1 Cup in a while…
And she went there.
People have actually jumped in front of computer screens to prevent me from watching that
/having trouble understanding the obsession.
Echo, I don’t make enough to get the union ones I have to settle for temporary contractors.
Thanks Lu, but I believe dieter was the one asking.
/avoid unions at all costs
Whoops, it’s Monday…that is the only excuse I have
No worries. I’m just glad you didn’t use a union.
SWEET, what’s the word?
@191 I put a half gallon of gas in my car at a time and keep the rest in a carboard box under my bed.
Is anybody looking for a free kitten or know someone who is? ? Someone brought a very cute gray kitten with black stripes into our office that she caught outside her house, hes very sweet and we already litter box trained him…but I don’t think we can keep him, as we already have a cat here and two is just too many for our relatively small office…I don’t want to take him to the SPCA because I’m sure it’s already overcrowded…and I can’t take him home cause the dog would flip out.
We need ‘nanigans to aisle 206
@204 Still have a foot full of gout…that is the awful word. I have about a 100 yard radius from my house that I will consider walking at the moment…thankfully this includes South St so Tuesday is not in question…but tonight I pass the baton.
so un-sweeeeet-like
/tears
Unfortunate, however, understandable. I will continue to drink on Mondays until I get my pewter mug.
@207:No more cats for me. Believe it or not SPCA gets alot of people coming in to adopt kittens right now so that is probably your best shot.
@209 - my kickball name is unsweeted tea (yes, unsweetED). Do not watch tv, socialize, and write with permanent marker on a shirt.
/not tears. tea and me.
A little birdie I know that’s been working out @ Sissy Spacek’s farm told me that her friend Ozzy Osbourne is going to play there for her 4th of July party.
Sissy & Ozzy are friends?!? What’s next? The Rock & Dan Rather Country Jamboree?
gout sweet? Better layoff the rich foods and booze! linkypoo
did I mention god bless youtube?
ps, feel better dude
/don’t skimp on the pate!
@212 I like the name, and as a northern boy, always prefer unsweeted tea; but damn, in the last hour I have both watched TV and socialized…what is to become of me?
I am going to go read this ginormous Russian novel I have been avoiding, skip the permanent marker on t-shirt exhibition I was preparing in the boiler room, make some sort of tea which will be beneficial to my health, and look forward to seeing you and the other Villains manana.
/no tears. burning certain CD’s for you at the moment. get psyched. very sweeeet.
@214 oy! I know…it is awful…giving up the pate…so hard to do…all that organ meat that must be surrendered to the health gods (does this belong on another thread?)
Yes, I have investigated before….this is not the first time…it seems alcohol is on that list, so I must again be careful, but I think giving up the 4 lbs of pate and 7 kilos of avocado I consume each week will help.
/if not my smile, you will know me by my limp
need to get my fictional love quadrangle back on. Where y’at?!
caroline! I let echo out of my sight tonight…he may be cheating on us…can we handle a pentagon?
ps…loved the sweet caroline video, he was a sexy beast that man…
echo…please BEHAVE!
sweet, we can make out at claw tomorrow eve.
pentagon=GUD!
/i’m leaving my knocked up wifey parlie at home
YouTube + drunk people = WTF?
Spudnuts are named some of the finest doughnuts in the US!
Damn right, Belmont represents
http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/article.aspx?cp-documentid=7908573&page=2
A guy goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, “You’ve got to stop masturbating.”
The guy asks, “Why?”
The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
@217: Where have you been caroline? I feel like we always miss each other.
Spudnuts!
Didn’t I read that donuts help cure gout? Donus for lunch, donuts for lunch.
@219 I’ll brush my teeth twice! (I heart making echo jealous) Poor parlie, hate that he would have to miss out on so much lurve. I’m sure you’ll leave a little in the tank for when you come home, or at least bring home some extra pickles and peanut butter, or whatever parlie craves now that a bun is in the oven.
@223, i didn’t want orchid to beat me up.
but I will be making out with you and sweet tomorrow at claw
/pentagon!
@225: You don’t need to worry about orchid. She’s 3,000 miles away.
@225 don’t worry about me, worry about belmont yo and his fictional-love police.
/will beat you up in 9 weeks.
John Grisham has discovered a new writing technique.
Wow, that is a really crappy pic of my man Johnny G.
Boredom takes many forms. Or perhaps that’s insanity.
CLAW is tonight!!!!! Waaaahooooo! Another great opportunity to sew my mild oats.
/oh, wait….
UVa prof debunks viral video…
It’s too bad CLAW is always on a Tuesday.
But it’s only once a month, shirley you can tear yourself away from SS for a few hours.
Blasphemy!
And as far as beer specials go, Crapture has $2 pints on Tuesday from opening-9 pm. That’s 2 bucks for a pint of Sierra Nevada, Guinness, Blue Moon, etc.
Really? How have I never heard about this before? Still if I want to start drinking earlier on a Tuesday, I would just go to SS earlier.
Where does the CLAW clamp down its mighty fists?
/stay on target, Gold Leader
The Blue Moon Diner. 8 pm.
sweet, you can’t walk that far. It’s outside of your 100 yard radius.
Exactly. Maybe Caroline can sit me on her shoulders and carry me all the way there!
/limping to SS either way
//free trolley?
I was just walking back home when I saw someone walking like this. I’m still giggling over it.
/welcome to heatstroke city
I am glad to see postings about Rapping Tomatoes and Kickballs in lieu of tonight’s CLAW benefit for SHE (Shelter for Help and Emergency). Way to go blog.
Oh snap! Silmo just showed up for the first time in a month to bust on the powers that be.
@243: So post about it already and quityerbitching.
@242. Street, it was me. I was just feeling the weather.
@247. It all starts with ants. Relax (and I mean; lay out) by an anthill for about ten minutes and feel them massage your body as they climb into place. Once they find spot… You will find the walk
naturally!
/best results? Red Ants!
Will it help me if I’ve been drinking, or is it best to do it *shudders* sober?
five, I just sat out on my porch for a quick smoke, and that guy walked by my house. Are you stalking me?
@250. Yes.
Yo, villains! don’t forget to vote for your favorite blog (duh!) on the Best of the C-Ville. It’s instant karma fo’ rizzy, boo!
@252: Done! Man, that was a lot of questions.
@252: Done.
@253: You got my bartender vote.
@254: Sweet! I got you your Espresso vodka again.
Excellent! White Russians for everyone. Actually, just me and whoever I’m hanging out w