Pregnant men. Hmm. I never thought this could happen but this guy got a sex change 10 years ago and now has 4 weeks until he gives birth. If that’s not weird, he also used to be a Hawaiian Beauty queen.
Another weirder part:
Thomas was inseminated by Nancy at home using a special syringe from a VET who looked after their pet birds—because a baby clinic turned them away.
So, who’s the father?
[via News of the World]
Popularity: 30% [?]
Tagged as: Not Virginia, weird
Nancy is the father right, or is this a trick question? Will there be a
rabbittest later? His breasteses don’t look like they’re filling up with milk. I’m sure some company makes fake milk-filled boobs for feeding.well son… when a man (or woman!) who owns a turkey baster and a woman who wants to be a man love themselves VERY MUCH, sometimes they undergo complicated surgery and lifelong hormone treatments in order to create an existential media shockwave that echoes back to them as validation. your life (such as it is) will be clouded with intense media scrutiny, religious indignation, and mind-bending gender uncertainty. ultimately (we hope) your progenitors can get credit for it with a horrific picture show on “the internet.”
i hate this place.
Thank you for explaining that parlie. I am now more confused than ever. I am made of snafu.
no problem. i love cheating pregnancy just as much as the next guy, but this is like…
…you’re right it’s very confusing.
You just agreed with me parlie. I think that’s the 2nd time you’ve done that. Please stop it, you’re scaring me.
Parlie’s pregnant!
@6. Pregnant and having major mood swings.
yeah, and i’m fresh out of preggo-man razors. the ones for my beard, ON MY FACE. how did i grow a beard with all this pregancy? it makes me want to ask god why he died.
yes, I’m the baby daddy.
but seriously, i know this thread isn’t really the internet’s fault, but i’m going to kill the messenger.
fuck you, the internet.
parlie, you shouldn’t be getting all stressed out in your condition. I think everyone knows now you didn’t really hurt your back, you’re just knocked up.
with my baby.
do you think rule 34 has taken effect in the case of the pregnant man?
13: You have to be the change you want to see on the internet.
/video shoot!
14 has enough soviet russia jokes in it to sustain an entire website for like, 5 or 6 minutes.
15: Your MOM has enough things to, like, you know, with, like, yeah. And stuff.
I wonder if he used this site.
This is so unbelievably unconnected to anything I have ever cared about.
/my two coppers.
I love it when stanley and parlie fight. I get that that’s the point of their whole “feud” and gentleman, it is working.
/love!
gentlemEn. shit.
mc, make sure you close your door tonight.
done and done and double triple checked. thanks.
the last time somebody called me a gentleman it was 1837, and the internet was still made out of kerosene and horse drawn carriages.
yet somehow, stanley’s mom was a website.
stanley’smom.com: helping parlie BLEEP since 1837.
23: go to sleep for bleeps sake.
@23:
stop speaking in russian already.
Maybe that’s really what’s wrong with Parlie’s back. His boobs are growing. P, take some midol.
AGHHH I’M BLINNNND
parlies boobies.
this is not really that big of a deal. it’s not even really news.
a WOman gets pregnant. wow, this happens every day. Is it really that amazing that a woman gets pregnant? Sorry but xx chromosomes determined that you’d be female.
the husbife of Pat Califia got pregnant in 2000.
It is pornography to show the breasts of a transgendered, transexual female-to-male if the breasts have been surgically reduced to look like male pectorals?
I mean “is it pornography”
It’s gross
It’s like Victor/Victoria/Vicodin all over again but completely different. And gross.
@34 and 35
Yes, I hate the queers bisexuals transgendered transexuals gays lesbians. They are gross. It is gross and disgusting that they would try to defy god/science/society with their inappropriate needs such as they are and since I’m a mind reader those needs are obviously shallow plays for attention. I don’t even know what they all “mean” or “stand for” this “transgendered” or “transexual”.They all act like they have some right to be who they think they are. And who DO they think they are? Lets tie them to a fence and beat them to death. Because if you have xx or xy thats the end of the story. And if you have xxy or xyy ( as can happen) you should be killed at birth. And if you ever felt yourself attracted to someone of the same sex you should feel guilty and afraid and live in that fear and castigate yourself and punish your children horribly for asking “inappropriate” questions. That about cover it?
@36
Whoa there, hoss. if I e-know Shen and Street like I think I e-know them, they are pretty tolerant and accepting people. they were just saying they thought transsexual porn is gross (in a joking manner nonetheless), and I happen to agree with them. just because i think watching their sex is gross doesn’t mean I have anything against transsexuals as a group.
If I had sex with the person in the picture, would I be straight or gay?
@36. Disregarding 34 &35, I think this is the only country where such freedoms are allowed without judgement… hopefully. Rose, you, “… since I’m a mind reader those needs are obviously shallow plays for attention” should understand better than us what goes behind the power that’s beyond us.
You can read my mind right? That’s a power you’re blessed with!
Therefore, judging what someone finds comfort in is not your place in a free society.
Let everyone enjoy their freedom.
/Can we still be friends?
@38 ethan if you have sex with an entity that has armpit hair and a beard, i am gonna vote gay on that one
@39. i agree with Odie.
Sorry… I meant @38.
/Damn alcohol. It’s playing tricks on me.
If I had sex with the person in the picture, would I be straight or gay?
Actually, a lot of current queer theory and other quote-unquote post-feminist literature suggest that sexuality is performativity-based. That is, which is to say that we all act out the various categories of person that are available to us at any given time and under different circumstances, rather than being a forever-fixed point on some imagined spectrum from “heterosexual” to “homosexual” with all the gradations between—wait; Ethan asked this? Never mind.
which is to sayoops