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Freeeeeee for All 8.0

Posted by Lu Sid on June 12th, 2008 304 Comments

Hypothermia

1. school subject ___________________________
2. family member ___________________________
3. household chore pl ___________________________
4. musical instrument pl ___________________________
5. temperature ___________________________
6. verb ing ___________________________
7. liquid ___________________________
8. beach accessory pl ___________________________
9. number ___________________________
10. temperature ___________________________
11. number ___________________________
12. number ___________________________
13. sandwich meat ___________________________

Hypothermia is a condition that happens when there is a reduction in the core body temperature caused by extreme exposure to _(1.)____________________, _(2.)____________________, or _(3.)____________________. It can be life threatening but can generally be prevented with the proper use of _(4.)____________________. With strong, blustery winds, this condition can occur in temperatures as high as _(5.)____________________ or more, depending on the wind _(6.)____________________ factor. Immersion in _(7.)____________________ is also a serious cause for concern. Without adequate _(8.)____________________ a person has approximately _(9.)____________________ seconds to live in _(10.)____________________ water, _(11.)____________________ minutes in _(12.)____________________ degree water, and an hour in 50 degree _(13.)____________________.

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304 Responses to “Freeeeeee for All 8.0”

12 Jun 2008 at 8:12 am1perma4 said:

Ok, I’ll bite …

1) american history
2) aunt jemima
3) weeding
4) xylophone
5) absolute zero
6) choking
7) pond scum
flip flops
9) 28
10) boiling point of water
11) 1001
12) 9
13) capacola

Hypothermia is a condition that happens when there is a reduction in the core body temperature caused by extreme exposure to American History, Aunt Jemima, or weeding. It can be life threatening but can generally be prevented with the proper use of the xylophone. With strong, blustery winds, this condition can occur in temperatures as high as absolute zero or more, depending on the wind choking factor. Immersion in pond scum is also a serious cause for concern. Without adequate flip flops a person has approximately 28 seconds to live in boiling water, 1001 minutes in 9 degree water, and an hour in 50 degree capacola.
12 Jun 2008 at 8:38 am2dieter said:

As redacted by the Bush Administration:

______ is a _____ that happens when there is a _______ in the_______caused by_______ to ____________________or ____________________. It can be ______ but can generally be ______-with the proper use of____________________. With ______, _________, this condition can occur ________ as high as____________________ or more, depending on the____________________ factor. _______ in ____________________ is also a _______ cause for______ Without adequate ____________________ a ______ has approximately____________________ seconds to live in____________________, ____________________ minutes in ____________________ , and an hour in ____________________.
12 Jun 2008 at 8:44 am3Donk said:

This free for all is complicated.
12 Jun 2008 at 8:55 am4echo said:

The last free for all only took a week to fill up. There must have been a lot of nonsense on there.
12 Jun 2008 at 9:11 am5echo said:

Wait a minute. I posted a comment, and now it has disappeared.
12 Jun 2008 at 9:11 am6parlie said:

dieter wins the free for all. time for 9.0!
12 Jun 2008 at 9:15 am7echo said:

Why aren’t any of my comments getting posted?
12 Jun 2008 at 9:16 am8echo said:

@1: I like how your #8 turned into a smiley face.
12 Jun 2008 at 9:19 am9Thor said:

1. school subject Math
2. family member Crazy Uncle
3. household chore Mopping
4. musical instrument Flute
5. temperature 100 Kelvin
6. verb slapping
7. liquid acid
8. beach accessory beer huggie
9. number 22
10. temperature 101 Kelvin
11. number 23
12. number 23
13. sandwich meat SPAM

Hypothermia is a condition that happens when there is a reduction in the core body temperature caused by extreme exposure to Math, Crazy Uncle, or Mopping. It can be life threatening but can generally be prevented with the proper use of Flute. With strong, blustery winds, this condition can occur in temperatures as high as 100 Kelvin or more, depending on the wind slapping factor. Immersion in acid is also a serious cause for concern. Without adequate beer huggies a person has approximately 22 seconds to live in 101 Kelvin water, 23 minutes in 23 degree water, and an hour in 50 degree SPAM.
12 Jun 2008 at 9:19 am10Thor said:

too many numbers!!!
12 Jun 2008 at 9:26 am11Tuffy McFucklebee said:

Already? I’m just figuring out that Lilith left and that there’s a new bar in town with a New York atmosphere called EK LOunge!
12 Jun 2008 at 9:29 am12sweet said:

testing, one two three…where are the lost words of echo?
12 Jun 2008 at 9:31 am13sweet said:

ah, balance is restored to the universe

/I wanna be redacted
12 Jun 2008 at 9:34 am14shenanigans said:

WTF is that? Am I still drunk? Yes. Damn you X-Lounge and Escafé. Ok, back to pretending tobe sober at work now. But seriously wtf is that shit at the top of the page? I haz confuz…
12 Jun 2008 at 9:47 am15echo said:

1. school subject: Multivariable Calculus
2. family member: Uncle Kracker
3. household chore: vacuuming
4. musical instrument: didgeridoo
5. temperature: 8
6. verb: drinking
7. liquid: tequila
8. beach accessory: towel
9. number: 134
10. temperature: 137
11. number: 93
12. number: 42
13. sandwich meat: capicola
Hypothermia is a condition that happens when there is a reduction in the core body temperature caused by extreme exposure to Multivariable Calculus, Uncle Kracker, or vacuuming. It can be life threatening but can generally be prevented with the proper use of didgeridoo. With strong, blustery winds, this condition can occur in temperatures as high as 8 or more, depending on the wind drinking factor. Immersion in tequila is also a serious cause for concern. Without adequate towel a person has approximately 134 seconds to live in 137 degree water, 93 minutes in 42 degree water, and an hour in 50 degree capicola.

/why did I just do that?
12 Jun 2008 at 9:48 am16echo said:

Why does it take 30 minutes for any of my comments to show up?
12 Jun 2008 at 9:52 am17dieter said:

For all you X lounge cVillans we goin’ old school
12 Jun 2008 at 10:02 am18shenanigans said:

wtf Dieter? No loud noises. Shut it.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:04 am19Thor said:

Echo, all your comments are GOING to the spam folder.

/no clue.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:07 am20echo said:

Fix it.

/you’ll see that in 30 minutes.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:17 am21Lovely Day said:

@18 Shut the Ramones-never! You should never have stop drinking- that is your real problem
12 Jun 2008 at 10:19 am22sweet said:

I can’t figure out what is more useless…filling out all those answers above, or me just sitting here not working.

/bloody mary anyone?
12 Jun 2008 at 10:23 am23dieter said:

@21 can i get a screwdriver- can’t be to careful with the salmonella
12 Jun 2008 at 10:25 am24sweet said:

@22 Whoop! Sure, open bar…the point is not to go from bad to worse now is it?
12 Jun 2008 at 10:47 am25Street said:

1. school subject sex education
2. family member your mom
3. household chore pl the dishes
4. musical instrument pl bongos
5. temperature eleventy
6. verb ing fucking
7. liquid love sauce
8. beach accessory pl buckets of Corona
9. number 420
10. temperature 69
11. number 9
12. number -1
13. sandwich meat head cheese

Hypothermia is a condition that happens when there is a reduction in the core body temperature caused by extreme exposure to sex education, your mom, or the dishes. It can be life threatening but can generally be prevented with the proper use of bongos. With strong, blustery winds, this condition can occur in temperatures as high as eleventy or more, depending on the wind fucking factor. Immersion in love sauce is also a serious cause for concern. Without adequate buckets of Corona, a person has approximately 420 seconds to live in 69 degree water, 9 minutes in -1 degree water, and an hour in 50 degree head cheese.

Are we having fun yet?
12 Jun 2008 at 10:56 am26oy said:

Madlibs? Are you fucking kidding me?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:03 am27echo said:

Is someone trying to fix my spam problem?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:04 am28Odie said:

I’m with oy on this one
12 Jun 2008 at 11:06 am29shenanigans said:

Me three. Too complicated/nerdy
12 Jun 2008 at 11:09 am30belmont yo said:

Allow me to interject:

“mexican bathtub cheese”.

Carry on.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:11 am31sweet said:

@19 Thor…can your mighty hammer re-direct the junkaliscious postings of echo back to the main dance floor? He is waiting pateintly to be heard, not seen.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:17 am32echo said:

This is like watching a party through a window. I want to go inside, but I can’t find the door.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:19 am33shenanigans said:

@28: Gud stuff last night B-yo
12 Jun 2008 at 11:29 am34echo said:

Does this mean I can post again?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:30 am35echo said:

Apparently not.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:38 am36Thor said:

I have no clue about echo’s comments. He’s apparently on a REALLY bad blacklist. Echo, try using another name for a second.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:39 am37echo said:

Haha, echo. Me imping you gets through. Hahaha.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:39 am38fix it thor said:

Any luck?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:39 am39echo said:

Oh, maybe not. Shit.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:40 am40echo 2.0 said:

this is lame
12 Jun 2008 at 11:40 am41dieter said:

It seems with the delay we only get the echo of echo
12 Jun 2008 at 11:40 am42echo 2.0 said:

WTF WORDPRESS??!!!
12 Jun 2008 at 11:41 am43shenanigans said:

I just tried to imp you and that wouldn’t even work. Dang.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:43 am44Thor said:

Ya, for some reason echo in the name field = SPAM!?!?!?!?

It’s wordpress’ fault though, not ours.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:43 am45fix it thor said:

It’s your blacklist Thor. unblacklist me.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:44 am46dieter said:

I believe Echo is currently the subject of Homeland Security intercept protocols
12 Jun 2008 at 11:44 am47dieter said:

yo echo try it with a capital E
12 Jun 2008 at 11:45 am48echo said:

Those bastards at Homeland Security. They can’t hold me down.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:46 am49Echo said:

Does this work?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:46 am50fix it thor said:

@47: No luck
12 Jun 2008 at 11:49 am51fix it thor said:

How does the spam filter work? It’s obviously not IP address.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:50 am52dieter said:

I see them all echo what’s the problem- is it on your end?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:51 am53fix it thor said:

You see them after Thor takes them out of the spam folder.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:52 am54dieter said:

I just saw that one at 11:51 @11:51
12 Jun 2008 at 11:53 am55echo said:

I’m writing this at 11:53. Let’s see when it shows up.
12 Jun 2008 at 11:54 am56fix it thor said:

It works when I change my name. Let’s see when my last post as echo shows up.
12 Jun 2008 at 12:33 pm57fix it thor said:

Well, it certainly wasn’t there at 12:05 when I left, but it’s up now, with the right time.
12 Jun 2008 at 12:34 pm58shenanigans said:

Dude, you’re talking to yourself.
12 Jun 2008 at 12:36 pm59fix it thor said:

I know. I’m going crazy. It started a couple years ago, and I think the death of echo pushed over the ledge.
12 Jun 2008 at 12:39 pm60orchid said:

i think stanley did it.
12 Jun 2008 at 12:40 pm61echo said:

Dammit Stanley!

/this is a test
12 Jun 2008 at 12:42 pm62Tuesday said:

Why did you break it echo?!
12 Jun 2008 at 12:43 pm63fix it thor said:

I didn’t break anything. It worked last night, and it didn’t this morning.
12 Jun 2008 at 12:57 pm64sweet said:

In Soviet Russia…
12 Jun 2008 at 1:23 pm65echo redux said:

I’ll find a name that works.
12 Jun 2008 at 1:24 pm66test echo said:

Anything?
12 Jun 2008 at 1:25 pm67echo test said:

What about this?
12 Jun 2008 at 1:28 pm68caroline said:

hey hottstuff…
12 Jun 2008 at 1:32 pm69caroline said:

i’m talking to myself
12 Jun 2008 at 1:35 pm70white on rice said:

Hey caroline
12 Jun 2008 at 1:47 pm71Thor said:

have you guys seen this shizzle?

these kids are obnoxious
12 Jun 2008 at 1:56 pm72white on rice said:

Yeah those kids are obnoxious, byt does MSNBC really need to fill airtime so badly that they are reporting on a case about a girl getting a drink thrown at her. If someone throws a drink in my face at a bar, an I allowed to press charges?
12 Jun 2008 at 2:00 pm73Lu Sid said:

Shizzle? Honestly? Thor we need to get you a word a day calendar. Shizzle!
12 Jun 2008 at 2:03 pm74Thor said:

I love that word!
12 Jun 2008 at 2:04 pm75Smiley said:

Jessica, love ya babe, but you gotta think twice about going sleeveless.
12 Jun 2008 at 2:06 pm76Lu Sid said:

Figures. People with small hands tend to like ridiculously out of character words.
12 Jun 2008 at 2:13 pm77scoriole said:

wow. i got drunk in public for the first time in two weeks to wake up (late) to this?

/almost enough to keep me sober
//but more likely to make me wanna go back to hiding under my awesome quilt.
my mom made it.

where’s the lake?
12 Jun 2008 at 2:20 pm78belmont yo said:

That is so lazy. If you are gonna go, go big… go digital. Highjack the ordering radio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-QJaFriMe8

Phonelosers totally pwns in this regard. There’s a how to on gizmodo.
12 Jun 2008 at 2:24 pm79NewmaN said:

Does anyone know anything about copyrights? If so, help me out ove on Muse.

http://cvillemuse.com/2008/06/12/copyrights/
12 Jun 2008 at 2:31 pm80echo said:

I can still use echo on MUSE
12 Jun 2008 at 3:14 pm81scoriole said:

i did make sure the sun came up. i’ll sit down and figure the whole thing out later. but why is there so many echos?

/did we just knock down a wall in the cavern to many more chambers?
12 Jun 2008 at 3:17 pm82white on rice said:

echo died. The spam filter won’t let me use it anymore. It blocks all of my posts, so I tried a lot of different possible names.

Thanks for making sure the sun cam up. I worry about that sometimes.
12 Jun 2008 at 4:17 pm83squidtank said:

Copyright issues: I posted a lengthy response that hopefully straightens that shizzle (*shudder*) out.

http://cvillemuse.com/2008/06/12/copyrights/#comment-2620
12 Jun 2008 at 4:24 pm84(echo) said:

Spam test
12 Jun 2008 at 4:39 pm85squidtank said:

@84 it worked. you’re spamming.
12 Jun 2008 at 4:42 pm86(echo) said:

Yeah, but only until Thor wakes up and banishes me to the spam folder again.
12 Jun 2008 at 5:04 pm87Lu Sid said:

Yea you may have to remain (echo). Tuesday, Thor, and I have all tried to rectify the situation and were unsuccessful. I am so bummed about your death I may have to go out drinking tonight.

echo was a beautiful person. He and his drinking were admired by many cvillains. Fights over him were relentless and could have someday ended with a battle in jello. Oh how we will miss him and his easy to type name.

/sorry echo
12 Jun 2008 at 5:06 pm88Lu Sid said:

Hey! What is this world coming to! My comment just went to the spam folder! I didn’t have any links and supposedly have some inside pull here! Stupid glitches. The intarwebs and I are going to have it out today.
12 Jun 2008 at 5:07 pm89dieter said:

echo- a name that will sound thru threads for days, perhaps weeks then fade to a whisper
12 Jun 2008 at 5:10 pm90(echo) said:

I will find a way around this. And if Lu Sid starts going to the spam folder than we may have to destroy the spam folder altogether. I will be drinking outside at Rapture in an hour, so if anyone wants to mourn my death/rebirth feel free to join.
12 Jun 2008 at 5:49 pm91Thor said:

WATER SKIING SQUIRREL!!
12 Jun 2008 at 6:18 pm92mc said:

91: that is absolutely terrible.
12 Jun 2008 at 7:05 pm93belmont yo said:

@ 91 Water skiing squirrel eh? What’s next? Dancing Baby? Hamster dance? Maybe a little All Your Base? Numma Numma? Jem Sweater? Oooh, how about the JennyCam… thats only about 16 years old.

Sigh.

/too tired to snark, that was straight bitchy.
12 Jun 2008 at 7:05 pm94caroline said:

where’s echo?
/huh?
12 Jun 2008 at 7:06 pm95caroline said:

b’yo so glad I gotsta see you the other nite.
12 Jun 2008 at 8:20 pm96Stanley said:

i think stanley did it.

For the record, I’ve neither the knowhow nor the access to pull off such a prank. And even if I did, that’d just be beyond the pale. Hope they get it fixed, echo.
12 Jun 2008 at 8:27 pm97caroline said:

hey stan, i thought you did it too.
/which was AWESOME!
12 Jun 2008 at 9:34 pm98ECH0 said:

Has my posting problem been fixed yet?
12 Jun 2008 at 9:51 pm99Tuesday said:

Nope. Sorry echo
12 Jun 2008 at 10:00 pm100ECH0 said:

You are a bunch of useless bastards.. I am canceling my subscription and informing Visa that any further charges to my account are fraudulent. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:03 pm101caroline said:

Hi echo
12 Jun 2008 at 10:04 pm102caroline said:

if that is you
12 Jun 2008 at 10:10 pm103Stanley said:

Quick, everyone! eBay shopping spree with echo’s credit card!

/actually, identity theft is a very serious issue, not to be joked about.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:13 pm104caroline said:

stoked!! just ordered a firecrotch george forman grill.
/thanks echo!
12 Jun 2008 at 10:16 pm105ECH0 said:

It is I and I am feisty and full of vitriol- oh and tequila which may explain the hermaphrodite he-she I just woke up beside. /”Mai-Tai please dress yourself and leave before the warden finds you here”
12 Jun 2008 at 10:17 pm106Floozy said:

C….. I am here…. ready for castigation and abuse.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:18 pm107Floozy said:

I was joshing about being in Starlight…. just teasing.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:23 pm108caroline said:

I was gonna say, I will kick your ass if you come over and we don’t hang. I will make you a nice pot of genmaicha. I am serving Tea Bizarre (teahaus) tea now! The tea man himself, Matteus paid me a visit.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:24 pm109SHIM said:

I can’t find my red panties echo.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:36 pm110Floozy said:

I am suitably impressed I think… a visit from Mr T himself. Did he say “I pity the fool” and let you wear his tacky necklace perchance?
12 Jun 2008 at 10:38 pm111Stanley said:

OT: photo gallery of phone sex operators. Photos: safe for work. Text: not safe for work.
12 Jun 2008 at 10:52 pm112Floozy said:

How can you be OT on a free for all?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:02 pm113Stanley said:

On-topic?
12 Jun 2008 at 11:11 pm114dieter said:

@112 Ona Top? Wasn’t she in Goldeneye?
13 Jun 2008 at 12:30 am115eduardo said:

so…. loved seeing you all at HDB with ESC… Snatchateria style… and again tonight at Ten! spankings were amazing Shen. = ) XO
13 Jun 2008 at 1:10 am116(echo) said:

First, thanks for the shot of patron eduardo.

Second, flooz, you are a bad impersonator of me. I don’t use words like “vitriol.” I’m not smart/sober enough, but good job covering it with the tequila remark.

Tuesday, I am resigned to the fact that old me is dead and new me has parenthesis (kinda like becoming a parapeligic. I used to be able to walk, now I can only use my name with parenthesis). I talked to Kyle and parlie tonight, and they are holding my name hostage. I know the demands, but I am unwilling to pay.

SHIM, I have your red panties. You left them, so they are mine now.

/hey c-baby, enjoy the Firecrotch George Foreman!
13 Jun 2008 at 2:42 am117mc said:

Festival. Of. The. Photograph.

making love happen across this fair city tonight.

SO! HAPPY!
13 Jun 2008 at 7:46 am118cVillain » Blog Archive » TGIF - Your Weekend Preview said:

[…] for Friday! What a week! We told you how to donate some organs, a fire broke out, echo died, while finding new iphones we met some newbies, we discussed some teaching woes, and apparently […]
13 Jun 2008 at 8:11 am119echo said:

I had to try. If this goes to spam, leave it there.
13 Jun 2008 at 8:12 am120echo said:

I fixed the internet!
13 Jun 2008 at 8:23 am121echo said:

Also, I confirmed yesterday that Rapture is for sale. Anyone want to open a bar?
13 Jun 2008 at 8:54 am122sweet said:

You know I am there…mild-mannered co-worker by day…bar dancing freakazoid by night…

/cocktails and dreams
13 Jun 2008 at 8:56 am123sweet said:

ps, maybe you should change your name to Lazarus…welcome back.
13 Jun 2008 at 8:57 am124echo said:

If it had taken 3 days, I was going to go with Jesus.
13 Jun 2008 at 9:01 am125sweet said:

Water into wine is not a bad thing for a potential bar owner.
13 Jun 2008 at 9:06 am126echo said:

Yeah that would be a nice parlor trick.

Here’s a funny video about Chuck Norris (safe-ish for work, use headphones).
13 Jun 2008 at 9:28 am127Tuesday said:

echo are you working?! I missed your face, err, I mean name.
13 Jun 2008 at 9:41 am128Odie said:

I heard Boheme closed. anyone know why?
13 Jun 2008 at 9:46 am129cocoNUT said:

Most likely someone ate their tartare and is holding the place hostage. Stay tuned for more details from Cville police.
13 Jun 2008 at 9:52 am130Odie said:

@129 i’ll be honest, i was hoping you would answer that question
13 Jun 2008 at 10:08 am131Lu Sid said:

Boheme closed a while ago. Where have you been? I think they just didn’t have the business they needed to keep it going.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:10 am132cocoNUT said:

ah thank, ah thank you. I aim to please! I haven’t paid attention to boheme since I left after dinner “that” night, but it doesn’t surprise me if they shut down. Oh man, I just had an idea….we should run a poll for next restaurant that will close/go out of business….exciting!
13 Jun 2008 at 10:19 am133shenanigans said:

@131: I don’t think it closed “a while” ago. I got shrimp and grits like two weeks ago. They were not very gud.
P.S. A little birdie told me a certain successful downtown restaurant owner is trying to buy that spot.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:26 am134shenanigans said:

@116: That was Flooz? I thought, oh wowo Echo is really witty today. But guess not.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:27 am135Lu Sid said:

Okay Shen, is it pick on Lu Sid day? I thought it closed about 3 weeks ago. That is a while for me. I must have been wrong. I am sorry.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:28 am136Lu Sid said:

Also, today is Friday the 13th. Has anyone mentioned that yet?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:28 am137oy said:

Islamic kids taught to hate and kill? In Virginia?

linkypoo

Is this at all ironic?

“The U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom, a panel formed by Congress, last year recommended that the school be closed”

Isn’t allowing them to be idiots covered under “Religious Freedom”?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:29 am138oy said:

ok - Fix the spam filter or I’m outa here…
13 Jun 2008 at 10:30 am139dieter said:

@133 be careful or Lu Sid might call you a cNUT.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:32 am140Lu Sid said:

Oy, it was ligit you had a link :S sorry.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:32 am141dieter said:

@136 Hey be careful, some of us are triskaidekaphobic
13 Jun 2008 at 10:34 am142oy said:

links are verboten now?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:34 am143shenanigans said:

@135: No picking. Just being my usual smartypants self. I got nuthin’ but love for your red panties.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:35 am144Odie said:

@135 you did kind of imply that i was “not-in-the-know” or something just because I didn’t know fast enough that some overpriced restaurant that sucked had closed. didn’t bother me so much, but just remember the golden rule, Lu. pick on and ye shall be picked on. it’s what makes us a family
13 Jun 2008 at 10:40 am145oy said:

jeebus - this site slow for anyone else today? Did Thor find some new stash of spicy, bear porn he’s clogging the ville’s interwebs with?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:41 am146shenanigans said:

My coworker just found a site where you can buy bongs. They accept the Diner’s Club card. WTF??!!!
13 Jun 2008 at 10:41 am147Odie said:

@145 hahahah “spicy, bear porn”

site is running A-OK for me this morning. anyone else having oy’s issues?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:41 am148shenanigans said:

@145: What’s that 30-something rule? I’m gonna go find some bear porn now.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:43 am149shenanigans said:

Oh dear gawd, they actually have bear porn. I am afraid to look.

/also not sure why my coworker was looking for a bong at work
13 Jun 2008 at 10:45 am150oy said:

sorry naynay, would’ve thought you knew - “bear porn” is hairy gay guys, many times overweight.

/and post the link, for tobacco use only, natcherlly…
13 Jun 2008 at 10:47 am151shenanigans said:

@150: Why would I know that? WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT? aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
13 Jun 2008 at 10:50 am152dieter said:

@146 Diner’s Club? Does it relate to having the munchies?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:50 am153oy said:

you taught me what a donkey punch was - I figured you were wise in the ways of perversion (notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat)
13 Jun 2008 at 10:51 am154Thor said:

echo, try your real name again
13 Jun 2008 at 10:53 am155shenanigans said:

So far I’ve introduced you to mimosas, donkeypunching, and beer pong. And you give me bear porn? WTF?
13 Jun 2008 at 10:53 am156df said:

@149………isn’t Friday the 13th the day everyone buys paraphernalia??? just wondering
13 Jun 2008 at 10:56 am157dieter said:

@156 that would be April 20th- from what I’ve been told.
13 Jun 2008 at 10:58 am158oy said:

what? Girls don’t feel the same way about guy/guy porn as guys do about girl/girl?
13 Jun 2008 at 11:01 am159shenanigans said:

@158: You’re comparing hairy backed gay apples to lipstick lesbian oranges
13 Jun 2008 at 11:01 am160oy said:

(and TECHNICALLY wasn’t it Parlie that introduced me to beer pong? - I mean, yeah, you were instrumental in me being there and all ….)
13 Jun 2008 at 11:03 am161oy said:

well, I’m sure there are girls out there who like big ugly hirsute guys (not that I’ve met any - send digits if you know of some), and, if so, aren’t two of them getting squishy as hot for them as my Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba fantasies are for me?
13 Jun 2008 at 11:09 am162echo said:

@134: Sorry to dissappoint you. I’m still not witty.

@154: See 119-126
13 Jun 2008 at 11:29 am163cVillain » Blog Archive » Updates on Restaurant News and Rumors - Rapture, Ten, Boheme said:

[…] Echo confirmed Rapture is for sale. No word on pricing or reasoning, but I would guess they have a pretty sizable rent payment and R2 wasn’t carrying them? Who knows. Should we buy it? (kidding.. we couldn’t review ourselves. Or could) […]
13 Jun 2008 at 11:32 am164Lu Sid said:

Pick, pick, pick. I am okay with it all, but if I didn’t call everyone out on it - I wouldn’t be me
Are you working yet echo?
13 Jun 2008 at 11:34 am165Lu Sid said:

My story about your death is going to be a lot less meaningful if you come back to life.
13 Jun 2008 at 11:36 am166dieter said:

@165 wait a minute it’s not echo- IT”S ZOMBIE echo- the undead
13 Jun 2008 at 11:37 am167Lu Sid said:

Niaccee
13 Jun 2008 at 12:29 pm168caroline said:

zombiecho
13 Jun 2008 at 12:39 pm169echo said:

@165: Yes Lu, I am actually working.
13 Jun 2008 at 12:39 pm170oy said:

here you go naynay - you need never be ignorant of a perversion again - linkypoo
13 Jun 2008 at 12:41 pm171shenanigans said:

I’m not sure I should click that. Is it SFW?
13 Jun 2008 at 12:41 pm172oy said:

yes
13 Jun 2008 at 12:44 pm173belmont yo said:

I have that pster on my wall, oy! Sometimes I throw a dart at it and i…

/well, nevermind.
13 Jun 2008 at 12:47 pm174dieter said:

@170 SFW till the words pictures start to infect you mind.
13 Jun 2008 at 12:51 pm175shenanigans said:

Whoa. I am so vanilla. Whoaa.
13 Jun 2008 at 12:55 pm176dieter said:

@175 French Vanilla?
13 Jun 2008 at 12:57 pm177shenanigans said:

Don’t get Crème Fraiche with me, mister.
13 Jun 2008 at 1:01 pm178oy said:

oh yeah, I’m boring - never wandering out of the “lingerie” area…
13 Jun 2008 at 1:03 pm179dieter said:

Sorry I’m not into *checks Oy’s fetish chart* Messy Fun/ Pie play with clown connection.
But thanks for asking
13 Jun 2008 at 2:24 pm180Donk said:

So… fire truck just went down E. Water w/ sirens and a cop car just blasted across the Avon Bridge with sirens…

Anyone know what’s up?
13 Jun 2008 at 2:30 pm181Stanley said:

180: Somewhere in our fair hamlet, a crotch is on fire.
13 Jun 2008 at 2:37 pm182parlie said:

@180 i hope it was flanders.
13 Jun 2008 at 2:48 pm183Donk said:

stupid flanderses.
13 Jun 2008 at 3:00 pm184Thor's daughter said:

That joke is so inside, even I’m not sure what it means. Damn you parlie.
13 Jun 2008 at 3:00 pm185shenanigans said:

gawddddammitttt
13 Jun 2008 at 3:05 pm186Thor said:

I have a daughter?
13 Jun 2008 at 3:09 pm187dieter said:

@186 Looks like everybody gettin’ a baby’s mama

/more sad than funny
13 Jun 2008 at 3:21 pm188parlie said:

@186 yeah, remember we talked about her yesterday.
13 Jun 2008 at 3:45 pm189Stanley said:

Whoa. NY Times reporting Tim Russert dead at 58 of a heart attack.
13 Jun 2008 at 3:52 pm190shenanigans said:

Who dat?
13 Jun 2008 at 3:55 pm191Stanley said:

190: NBC reporter who did Meet the Press. He’s old media, so you’ve probably not heard of him.
13 Jun 2008 at 3:58 pm192Smiley said:

He was one of the best political reporters on television, imo.
13 Jun 2008 at 4:03 pm193CK7 said:

190: NBC News Washington Bureau Chief & Moderator of Meet the Press. Big time political journalist.

I’m so sad about this, he and Chuck Todd were my favorites on election nights.
13 Jun 2008 at 4:26 pm194shenanigans said:

@192: Gah! You said political and television. I’m outta here.
13 Jun 2008 at 4:31 pm195Smiley said:

@194 How about this one: cable news?

/door slams as shen runs away screaming
13 Jun 2008 at 4:32 pm196Stanley said:

[re-opening door; yelling down the hall as shen runs away] Bill O’Reilly naked!!!
13 Jun 2008 at 4:42 pm197oy said:

Swoon!
13 Jun 2008 at 4:48 pm198belmont yo said:

@ 196 Suddenly the falafels I had for lunch are not sitting well.
13 Jun 2008 at 4:49 pm199Stanley said:

198: They’ve become feel-awfuls?
13 Jun 2008 at 4:53 pm200Thor said:

haha, Stanley
13 Jun 2008 at 5:11 pm201orchid said:

@166 dieter, you just say that because you’ve never met zombie echo. if this were zombie echo we should ban him asap.

@198 aromas?
13 Jun 2008 at 5:25 pm202belmont yo said:

@ 201 In the lawsuit in which Bill O’Reilly was sued by a former employee for sexual harassment, several transcripts of his attempts at phone sex. The most memorable of these sessions was one which the fantasy took place in a shower. Throughout the narrative, Bill continuously mistakes the word ‘loofa’ for the word ‘falafel’… the result being that he is in the shower with this woman ‘rubbing her breasts with a falafel’. I think this is one of the funniest things in the world, and every time he is brought up, I try to sneak a falafel joke in there. I would kill to have the actual audio.

Full disclosure: I did not have falafel for lunch today, although i had the aromas falafel the other day and it was delish, if not very filling. I have my doubts about their taretar.
13 Jun 2008 at 5:27 pm203dieter said:

@201 I’m skerrid of zombies, he was undead caught in the spam filter roaming the threads. Can you un undead?
13 Jun 2008 at 5:44 pm204orchid said:

@202 oic.

@203 it would just be easier (& less scary) if he’d just go back to being dead.
14 Jun 2008 at 5:10 am205scoriole said:

okay, my video finding skills are thwarted by preliminary ads for kraft right now(which is, in fact owned by phillip morris-no wonder those kids get hooked on kraft maccaroni & cheese!). i realize charlottesville isn’t in Iowa, but whao! 85% of the state is flooded! and guess what - it isn’t just that state, but it is right where the “bread basket” is hoping to finish planting as well as have what was already planted stay. but what with the baby new roots and incredible amount of water- it looks like this entire year’s season is, well, a wash. if there wasn’t enough looming.
i hope the societal hardships create whole new paradigms that get us through it.

/can you say dust bowl backward?
14 Jun 2008 at 9:25 am206dieter said:

tsud lwob ?
14 Jun 2008 at 10:05 am207Street said:

Did Mike Tyson shrink in the wash?
14 Jun 2008 at 10:47 am208Tuesday said:

So hungover. Uggggggggggg
14 Jun 2008 at 11:57 am209Street said:

Hungry for absinthe gummi bears? Want to get lil’ Johnny a breathalyzer teddy bear? (with built-in GPS) Your dreams have been answered.
14 Jun 2008 at 12:18 pm210echo said:

@204: I can do that.

@208: Ditto
14 Jun 2008 at 1:08 pm211Street said:

Attack of the Singing Tesla Coils!
14 Jun 2008 at 1:15 pm212Street said:

My only question is: Yah, but will it do tartare?
14 Jun 2008 at 4:16 pm213cocoNUT said:

mmm i really wonder if that machine does all it says it does (for taste at least). I guess if we used it for a tartare it would come out pretty tasty?
15 Jun 2008 at 12:56 am214eduardo said:

@213 XO
15 Jun 2008 at 10:32 pm215Street said:

Did yuo konw taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
15 Jun 2008 at 11:28 pm216Street said:

I heart this.
15 Jun 2008 at 11:32 pm217goose rifle said:

hey, i’m goose rifle. is there where i start?
16 Jun 2008 at 12:00 am218Street said:

Where?

I usually start at the bar and end in the bushes. But anyhoo, welcome to the party! Have some Patron, help yourself to the baba ghanoush, and watch out for parlie. He bites.
16 Jun 2008 at 3:49 am219scoriole said:

i think ther was an echo at zocalo friday night.
/what.what.what…
16 Jun 2008 at 7:09 am220Tuesday said:

@219 I can confirm that
16 Jun 2008 at 8:04 am221echo said:

@219: There was also an echo at Market St, Beer Run, Crush, Fridays, Cassis, Blue Light and OXO. I think that was everywhere.
16 Jun 2008 at 10:05 am222parlie said:

@217 hi goose rifle, welcome to the internet. you don’t actually have to watch out for me, it’s just a website.
16 Jun 2008 at 10:14 am223Odie said:

@217 as long as you graduated from the D.A.R.E. program in elementary school, you should be equipped with the skills to render parlie harmless.
16 Jun 2008 at 10:17 am224Stanley said:

goose rifle

The mind reels, pondering the mutually possible interpretations—is it a rifle in the fashion of a goose, or a rifle suited to the hunting thereof? Or both? Certainly, this distinction is important.
16 Jun 2008 at 12:37 pm225echo said:

I know we aren’t supposed to talk about sports, but if anyone is interested, you can watch the US Open playoff live on ESPN.com.
16 Jun 2008 at 4:30 pm226echo said:

In case anyone cares, Tiger won the US Open in 19 holes today.
16 Jun 2008 at 4:43 pm227shenanigans said:

Nobodyyyyy carrrrrrresssss…
16 Jun 2008 at 4:49 pm228echo said:

I picked up on that.
16 Jun 2008 at 4:51 pm229dieter said:

@226 I care echo, Rocco made him work for it
16 Jun 2008 at 4:53 pm230echo said:

It was a good distraction for my day. My boss came in my office earlier and asked if I was watching it. I was, but I obviously I denied it. He said, well you should be. Rocco’s giving him a run for his money. From then on, productivity = 0.
16 Jun 2008 at 4:54 pm231dieter said:

It was epic but Tiger isn’t human- best case ever that there are aliens among us
16 Jun 2008 at 4:56 pm232echo said:

He played 91 holes on a bad knee that was causing him obvious pain, and he still beats the world’s best. Epic.

/sorry shen, no more sports talk.
16 Jun 2008 at 5:00 pm233Donk said:

Yeah. I was hoping Rocco could pull it off.

I guess Tiger’s injury would have been the equivalent of an asterisk on Rocco’s career.
16 Jun 2008 at 6:11 pm234Street said:

Who cares about traffic when you’ve got one of these?
16 Jun 2008 at 8:34 pm235Tuffy McFucklebee said:

Anybody interested in meeting up for a beer? Beer Run or Michaels?
16 Jun 2008 at 9:01 pm236belmont yo said:

Beer Run!
16 Jun 2008 at 9:15 pm237belmont yo said:

Shit. Im to late. Guess I’m off to mas for a bit o’ fish.
16 Jun 2008 at 9:30 pm238Floozy said:

Come on over B’Yo… we are all at Michaels framing pics and buying tacky crafts. Mine’s a ‘paint-your-own’ birdhouse if you’re getting them in.
/annoyed at the world right now.
16 Jun 2008 at 9:34 pm239belmont yo said:

The only thing I buy at Michael’s is doll body parts. In bulk. Don’t ask.

/is annoyed as well. fortunately my mexican girlfriend is helping me with that.
16 Jun 2008 at 9:41 pm240Floozy said:

Michaels is a store with infinite possibilities for strangeness. I bought black roses at Halloween and felt like a Goth as I strode through the parking lot with them. It would be a very funny challenge to go in and see who can buy the most bizarre object. We would also have to be drunk.
/As the actress said to the bishop- go eat fish.
16 Jun 2008 at 10:03 pm241belmont yo said:

I bought a jillion baby doll heads and hands, and a pile of red pipe cleaners. I meticulously wrapped the pipe cleaners around sticks from my yard and placed a baby head or hand at the end of each branch. I arranged the results in a red glass vase, which is now sort of a ‘bouquet of the damned’ in my living room. I should not be allowed to have free time.

/crappy camera phone. where’s my iPhone so I can hang wit parlie…
16 Jun 2008 at 10:05 pm242caroline said:

drama up in here today, huh?
16 Jun 2008 at 10:49 pm243caroline said:

has anyone seen echo and lolo at the same time?
/it’s like the latoya, michael jackson mystery
16 Jun 2008 at 10:53 pm244echo said:

It’s like a Villain mystery.
17 Jun 2008 at 12:10 am245Tuffy McFucklebee said:

Ah sorry kids, I got lured over to C&O with Shenanigans and company. Actually, company, then Shen. Another night it shall be.
17 Jun 2008 at 12:12 am246Tuffy McFucklebee said:

@244: Sarah McLaughlin says

Cause you’re blogging
Building a mystery
Holding on and holding it in
Yeah you’re blogging
A CVillain mystery
And choosing so tartate-illy
17 Jun 2008 at 1:08 am247Odie said:

@246 i’m going to take a wild guess that Tuffy is posting drunk. wait, so am I. damn.
17 Jun 2008 at 3:01 am248oy said:

Tuesday:

Bad news: I drank your bottle of wine
Good news: it tasted like 3 day old fish
Bad news: I still can’t sleep

Sorry, didn’t want to drink it - remembered my promise - but stared at the ceiling for hours before realizing I needed “help” falling asleep. Went to Blue Light for some scotch, but got a pussy pour that didn’t do shit. Went to Lucky 7 only to find out, or be reminded, that VA can’t sell alcohol after midnight because some people believe in the invisible daddy of some guy who’s been dead 2000 years. Didn’t want to waste the two bottles of Terre del Grico (which I’ll share with you in recompense) so opened yours. Did I mention that it tasted like fish?

/now knows to keep a handy bottle of single malt, just in case…
17 Jun 2008 at 4:50 am249oy said:

Musings at 4 a.m.:

Unable to sleep, I wandered. Succumbing to the pressures of the day/year, I failed at what Napoleon called “3 a.m. courage” and sought help that was sleepily postponed. Far from being an encumbrance, it was, in a way, solace, allowing me to rally my emotions.

Furthering that, my wanders took me to Court Square and the statue erected by the Daughters of the Confederacy, upon which was inscribed:

Warriors: Your Valor, Your devotion to duty, Your fortitude under privations, teach us to suffer and grow strong

Recognizing my weakness, I held my tribulations in comparison with those of several of my direct ancestors. Are my problems anything compared to those of my 13th great-grandfather who was martyred for his religious beliefs, which caused his 3 sons to emigrate from Scotland to Virginia in 1691? Were they anything compared to what his descendant went through in surviving Valley Forge, or *his* descendant when he was blown to pieces at Sharpsburg? (what Yankees call Antietam).

We are, even as a team, only responsible for our link in the chain. Even if we fail as a team, even if my link was the weakest, we are only responsible if we did not live up to the temper of our inner steel.

In any case - and with all love and reverence - fuck you all - I am the arbiter of my destiny. The universe owes me nothing, and I owe you no more than my honor. If I give that and fail, so be it. Succor provided is a strength, succor expected a weakness. Asking for help is not a sin, expecting it is.

Then again, I could be drunker/more sleep deprived than I realize.

/insert “wtf is Oy smoking?” comments here
17 Jun 2008 at 4:57 am250Tuffy McFucklebee said:

@248: Pussy pour + Invisible daddy. Now locked away in the vaultcabulary
@246: tartate-illy = tartare-illy. That doesn’t really make it much better now, does it?
17 Jun 2008 at 8:28 am251Street said:

NOOO!!!

Stan Winston, the renowned makeup, creature- and visual-effects wizard whose memorable work on Aliens, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Predator and Jurassic Park (among many, many others) earned him four Academy Awards, has died.
17 Jun 2008 at 8:30 am252Tuesday said:

Wow Oy that was deep. We review your comment this evening at 9:00pm over a beer at my very favorite place. Tuesday without you just isn’t as much fun.

/lesson learned the week before last
17 Jun 2008 at 8:39 am253dieter said:

@251 Stan Winston Born April 7, 1946, in Arlington, Va., Winston as a child developed an interest in drawing, puppetry and classic horror films. He graduated from the fine arts and drama programs of the University of Virginia in 1968.
17 Jun 2008 at 10:18 am254echo said:

The