Moving forward, I propose we number the FFA threads with Roman numerals to accord them the dignity concomitant with their inevitably high-minded content.
Wow. I meant Roman numerals in the the actual names of the FFA threads (exempli gratia, in lieu of “9.0″), but you guys really picked up the ball and ran with it. Nice.
@XVI, Sorry me. I labeled that Stone Roses, when it should have been Queens of the Stone Age.. watching it again I was like damn that doesn’t seem right for many reasons.
I’d not heard anything of roofy’ing at SS… is this an ongoing problem? My lady friend got particularly shitfaced this past weekend there on a relatively few (3-4) number of beers… that was the first time I’d ever seen her drunk enough to puke (and she can drink my ass under the table), so I’m wondering if it wasn’t something more than just the Satan’s Pony
A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!
“A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!”
/perhaps we need to have a hoodrat party…fortified wine and knives, track-suits and Nikes…RELEASE THE MAYHEM!
//how do wanked-up shittly little cars fare in Soviet Russia?
@30… exactly like a Chav, little fucks that they are. But now I’ve come over all homesick Stanley ;( … funny how the mention of a 15 year old Burberry capped spotty faced wanker can do that.
@40: That makes me sad, but how can I date someone I never met. From now on I will be careful about who I tell I am echo, that way you can re-meet me and not know it’s me.
@43: 299? You were at 43. How can you be referring to someone 256 posts ahead of you?
@40 my miss, which kind of buttercream do you desire? what did echo say? he is such a dear human that I fear this break-up will drive him to drink…um…that said…cupcake snuggle, consider it done, honeychile sweet dreams
@41 Your pink nubbly luscious sounds were well founded and truly motivating…I was elevated (upon a certain table) to dance-like levels and also slightly violated by unknown persons. No More Tables!
@48 Even is zombie-esque mode you contact the other side of the pentagon, you shameless bastard! (hi orchid)
i re-met acho and he nitght remember me this time.
sometimes stuff is wierd. drinking enhances this. and eventually it al lboils down to something even sensitve people like me can both handle, and on occasion work with.
but don’t you count on it.
(nice to see you again, echo!)
The cafeteria was extra fun last night… many thanks to all the villains that popped round. You guys rock, even with so many got damn remixes pumping in your ear holes.
I actually got up on the table last night (um, thanks doof)… but yeah, I am not hot, nor am I a good dancer. I don’t know why they let us plebians up there. Are you hot? You should get on up and show us what its all about! Yay!
Yes, please Strumpet, you be the next one up there…like Sir Yo I am none of the qualities you are looking for in a table top dancer (maybe more a stock-room supervisor, which, by the way, is also super-hawt in other places, Soviet Russia, etc) but it was fun and when doof is calling you out and B Yo is flashing his nips to the world, well, anything seems possible.
/the point, is it not, is to drink and dance? no rule book at cafeteria door. just sayin.
I don’t dance for free, so sorry boys. Sweet, were you the chica? You weren’t bad and you have nice tits but the dudes…don’t think anybody wanted to watch them dance.
@43: Oh I get it now, you were talking to me in the 8.0…Haha I didn’t steal your Echo, don’t worry. I merely invited him over to eat OXO cheese with us.
@86 Yeah, we had some kind of idea that echo needed to be brought up on some sort of inflated charges for leaving the cafeteria first…but I think we can let it pass. He did consume a small ocean’s worth of alk-kee-hall last night, along with all that fine cheese. I guess even rockstars forget things after double-fisting the vee-own-yay. Party on.
In other news, I started a blog to host all sorts of musical chicanery. I know most of you know me as a guy that plays obnoxious remixed thumpy disco, but before i was economically pigeonholed into that genre, i did all sorts of of other stuff. Don’t get me wrong, there will be plenty of thumpy disco on the site, but I wanted to make some of the old trippy stuff available, without having to burn another jillion cd’s. I put one disc up, and if you’ve got the inkling, give it a try… see if it works. I tried putting individual tracks into a zip file, but who knows if that will work? Im no web guru. Any advice before I start uploading like a mad fiend would be greatly appreciated.
@91 Sure…an artist’s soul, a fondness for nature, and sexy mustaches. I didn’t see it before, but it is all coming clear now. Oy reminds me a little of Dig-Dug.
@93: No it was more like, “You’re an artist. He was an artist. You’re a vegetarian. He was a vegetarian. You’re an atheist. He was an atheist”…
We were the same height too. Gah!
Boom-boxing last night was pumping. Wednesdays are getting really good.
@ 104 I haven’t, Ive been busy uploading six years worth of my mixes to a new blog space (click my name). I think there will be close to fifty of them when Im done.
Sticking things to Tuesday without her permission is rather untoward, no?
@119. You seized the moment! I see, but will not fall for your reverse psychology sticky Stan. What goes on Tuesday is not my concern, but I’m worried Stanley!
Scratch that. I see it’s on another blog with no credit. I think it’s from a newspaper. You can put something generic up from Flickr if you’re skerred.
Did you know that you can track the location of the city’s trolleys and buses and they will tell you how long it will take them to get to your stop? Glory be!
Oh man, I just witnessed a brawl and a half on Market St. b/t the city police dept and Boheme. Let me lay it down for you.
About 6 women were walking down the street, and one in particular was having it out with the rest of the group. The one in particular got on her phone and started walking ahead of them, occasionally shouting back at the group. At this point, I’m now between the 2 groups and the group behind me is now in front of the police station. Here’s where it gets sticky…
The gal in front of me now goes running back to the group b/c they’re talking to a police officer that has come outside to see what’s going on. When she gets up to them, she PUNCHES ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE FACE and there’s now a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. The officer gets right into the fray, trying to break them up, and the 3 now roll out into the street. After a few seconds, it gets broken up and there are cell phone, extensions, and purse contents out on Market St.
To close the scene, one of the women in the group, but not active in the fight goes out in the street, picks up a cell phone, and proceeds to throw it across the street and it smashes against Boheme.
The two times in my life I got a black eye were (1) when I accidentally kneed myself in the face while watching TV and (2) when my then-ex-girlfriend leapt a cross a row of seats during drama class to cheapshot me in the face for making fun of her friend.
Throwback Thursdays on tha Boombox is the best. thing. ever. I heard ‘Real Love’ and ‘Rock the Bells’ back to back last night on the way back from band practice.
Wanted to know if anyone else has seen the commercial for Brick House Pizza.
Pizza so good you’ll slap your daddy.
WTF?
Has anyone ever had pizza that good? Brick House Pizza gud or not? Can I claim false advertisement on this? Their slogan should be “Our commercial is so stupid you’ll post it on a blog”
I want a cVillain T-shirt. I’d wear it proudly, though some villains may be embarrassed by the fact that some poor freak is adorned with their e-image. If you join the game my name links to, look for Mr Happy Pants.
aw man, no one drunk comments anymore and my ridiculous little drunk thing is just gonna live in the free for all forever. I forget about stuff like that when I’m drunk. and commenting.
@193: are you drunk right now? I have the auto spell red underline thing on my laptop so it tells me when I’m making typos. But last night I couldn’t figure out how to spell excellent after 4 tries and ended up going to dictionary.com. not even kidding.
To reiterate how technologically slow the people in my office are, they just today realized they could see my iTunes library from their computers. We have all been using iTunes for over a year, and I have been sharing my library the entire time.
Shen: echo’s spelling it phonetically. The technical name is eyeTunes, and it’s a special laser attached tot he moon that sends music files to your retina. Ben Franklin invented it.
hahaha is RIVALS another one of those places that is supposed to be all caps? I have never actually had the balls/’enough confederate flags’ to go in there.
It’s across the street from my office. I have only ever been in there for lunch (food is mediocre at best), but it is a great place to go during NCAA tourney. That was an unproductive couple days.
I’m such an interwebber today?
I must be in the front row
…and its still fresh.
I want to be first too!
five, you swim-swammed me!
/you are very web-liscious today, must have been that extra beer last night
all these medium fish cramming their heads into one corner of the bowl! gimme that priceless peice of fish-flake goodness, it’s MINE!
Moving forward, I propose we number the FFA threads with Roman numerals to accord them the dignity concomitant with their inevitably high-minded content.
“Why don’t y’all go do your yackity-yacking on Myspace?”
Um, maybe because that’s a totally different format, you twit?
@VII , Very Vsefvl Idea
@5. Whatever you put in that beer last night has had me swim-swamming all day.
/Shall we say, “next week, same place, same time?”
@VIII Who said that?!
@X Did you hear that someone at SS had something put in their drink last week? Protect thy beer! Of course, same beer time, same beer station.
/off to yack all over my MySpace page
Myspace is _OVER_
Wow. I meant Roman numerals in the the actual names of the FFA threads (exempli gratia, in lieu of “9.0″), but you guys really picked up the ball and ran with it. Nice.
@12: There’s been a lot of that going on recently apparently.
Maybe we should pull a Queens of the Stone Age (nsfw)?
@13. I concur. The last time I was on MySpace was in April. Someone keeps hacking into my account and I’m tired of it.
/Now moving on.
@17 I’m on friendster right now (for real). I had 57 unread messages (spam) dating back to January 2006.
I look away for 45 minutes and you go and make a new FFA?! This wasn’t supposed to happen until tomorrow.
@ 18. I don’t blame you for migrating. MySpace is getting old. Too much stuff to go through just to read an old friend’s profile.
Facebook?
@XVI, Sorry me. I labeled that Stone Roses, when it should have been Queens of the Stone Age.. watching it again I was like damn that doesn’t seem right for many reasons.
@XXI…that is what I thought…
/putting on the Stone Roses now
I’d not heard anything of roofy’ing at SS… is this an ongoing problem? My lady friend got particularly shitfaced this past weekend there on a relatively few (3-4) number of beers… that was the first time I’d ever seen her drunk enough to puke (and she can drink my ass under the table), so I’m wondering if it wasn’t something more than just the Satan’s Pony
I just wanna do hoodrat stuff.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hood-rat
I like definition 4:
A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!
“A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!”
/perhaps we need to have a hoodrat party…fortified wine and knives, track-suits and Nikes…RELEASE THE MAYHEM!
//how do wanked-up shittly little cars fare in Soviet Russia?
26: Sorta like “chav”?
DOH!
Uh, “chav”, I mean.
IT”S 5:00! WOOOOOOT! Downtown here I come. There will be drunk, oh yes, there will be drunk.
@31: So jealous
Seeyouatfellinisorescafe!
So jealous
Wanna be more jealous? I took the morning off, came in at 1:30, and am leaving in 16 minutes.
@30… exactly like a Chav, little fucks that they are. But now I’ve come over all homesick Stanley ;( … funny how the mention of a 15 year old Burberry capped spotty faced wanker can do that.
@34: Thanks. I deserve this. I spend all day on the internet and get drunk every night. Sooner or later I was bound to get buried in work.
But now I’ve come over all homesick Stanley
I’m definitely not sure I’m parsing this correctly.
echo, don’t work too hard
/will be out and about around 9
Felini’s around 9. I’ll be in touch.
sweet, looking forward to cupcake snuggle.
/broken up with echo
I will be at the cafeteria at eleven, you know, just hanging out with a REALLY big boom box.
/my wattage, let me show you it.
b’yo, I’m still waitin’ for my poptarrrtz.
/hook a sista up
//hugsandkisses
@299 ooh bitch you’re lucky i didn’t have internets an hour and a half ago when i facilitated your echo-stealing.
/ugh, sierras + garlic fries + ghirardelli chocolate chocolate sundae + $13 chardonnay–>even the words “poptarts” & “cupcakes” making me ill.
i wish for you pooptartz and cupcakes orchid.
/don’t forget the
well, i just had a transvestite hooker compliment my shirt and grab my ass.
well, i just had a transvestite hooker compliment my shirt and grab my ass.
goddammit i didn’t actually say that twice!
@40: That makes me sad, but how can I date someone I never met. From now on I will be careful about who I tell I am echo, that way you can re-meet me and not know it’s me.
@43: 299? You were at 43. How can you be referring to someone 256 posts ahead of you?
@45+46: HAWT
@40 my miss, which kind of buttercream do you desire? what did echo say? he is such a dear human that I fear this break-up will drive him to drink…um…that said…cupcake snuggle, consider it done, honeychile sweet dreams
@41 Your pink nubbly luscious sounds were well founded and truly motivating…I was elevated (upon a certain table) to dance-like levels and also slightly violated by unknown persons. No More Tables!
@48 Even is zombie-esque mode you contact the other side of the pentagon, you shameless bastard! (hi orchid)
i re-met acho and he nitght remember me this time.
sometimes stuff is wierd. drinking enhances this. and eventually it al lboils down to something even sensitve people like me can both handle, and on occasion work with.
but don’t you count on it.
(nice to see you again, echo!)
opps!”might” and all boils, and maybe i need a spellcheck on ocassion…
I am the devil.
@52. i don’t belieive you are, but i do believe you like to think so,
/have fun with yer bad self.
@50: I do remember, but that doesn’t make the hangover any better.
Hold on to your feet.
How come C-ville doesn’t have a “Dollar Theater”? We had one in F’burg and L’burg…
We used to have one.. it was called the Jefferson
Yo! Can anyone tell me if heady hot dog guy is out on the mall today?
@56 we a $1 movie place it’s called Redbox and it’s in the Giant grocery store. DVD’s for $1 a night!
I could tell you.
would you please, street?
We also used to have that cheap theater on Greenbriar but that was a long time ago
I am everywhere and nowhere.
yes, let’s have a hot dog man report, please. it’s been lunchtime since like 730 this morning.
when school’s in, the Newcomb Hall theater is cheap and brings some pretty good movies, between Cinemateque and OFFScreen.
@64 What more do you need to know?
Nice google ads, Spunky Bears.
The cafeteria was extra fun last night… many thanks to all the villains that popped round. You guys rock, even with so many got damn remixes pumping in your ear holes.
I went by Escafé last night. Why do they let bad dancers up on that table? Besides, table dancing is for hot people only.
Was I dancing on the table last night? Oh that’s right…I was too drunky. Thanks drinking club!
I actually got up on the table last night (um, thanks doof)… but yeah, I am not hot, nor am I a good dancer. I don’t know why they let us plebians up there. Are you hot? You should get on up and show us what its all about! Yay!
Yes, please Strumpet, you be the next one up there…like Sir Yo I am none of the qualities you are looking for in a table top dancer (maybe more a stock-room supervisor, which, by the way, is also super-hawt in other places, Soviet Russia, etc) but it was fun and when doof is calling you out and B Yo is flashing his nips to the world, well, anything seems possible.
/the point, is it not, is to drink and dance? no rule book at cafeteria door. just sayin.
curse my decision to be responsible this week and not drink. my body is much happier, but this thread makes me sad.
I don’t dance for free, so sorry boys. Sweet, were you the chica? You weren’t bad and you have nice tits but the dudes…don’t think anybody wanted to watch them dance.
How much do you dance for? Can I reach you here:
http://cvillain.com/2008/02/19/is-this-legal/
i actually dreamt about the cafeteria last night. fun.
<i.Sweet, were you the chica?
Fail.
Zomgwtf?
/while you’re at it, why not emulate Reagan & make ketchup a vegetable again…
@43: Oh I get it now, you were talking to me in the 8.0…Haha I didn’t steal your Echo, don’t worry. I merely invited him over to eat OXO cheese with us.
@79 oh well. still jealous. i like cheese.
I feel like I’m getting stolen a lot lately. Who do I belong to right now?
Maybe Thor. Why don’t you call and find out?
@80: Yeah you missed out. We got all the leftover cheese from the restaurant and had it for dinner.
@80: She got like 6 pounds of OXO cheese. Delicious.
@77 You did say I looked purty..but no, I was not, am not, and will avoid being, the chica. Guess again dear Strumpet.
/and yet, at one point I was groped by a strapping hulk of a man during the dancing, which lends credence to chica-ness…er…except…escafe…DAMN.
*sniffle* at least someone thinks I’m hot (or had on some beer goggles) Play On!
@79 Weren’t we going to beat up echo today…not only did he not table dance at all, but he left “early”
Cheese-a in the morning, cheese-a in the evening, cheese-a at suppertime, when you get 6 pounds of cheese-a, you can eat cheese-a anytime!!!
@85: Were we? I don’t remember much.
I called. It’s 15/hour.
Why do Thor’s comments always have a box around them?
@86 Yeah, we had some kind of idea that echo needed to be brought up on some sort of inflated charges for leaving the cafeteria first…but I think we can let it pass. He did consume a small ocean’s worth of alk-kee-hall last night, along with all that fine cheese. I guess even rockstars forget things after double-fisting the vee-own-yay. Party on.
@ 88 Because he is the author of the post.
In other news, I started a blog to host all sorts of musical chicanery. I know most of you know me as a guy that plays obnoxious remixed thumpy disco, but before i was economically pigeonholed into that genre, i did all sorts of of other stuff. Don’t get me wrong, there will be plenty of thumpy disco on the site, but I wanted to make some of the old trippy stuff available, without having to burn another jillion cd’s. I put one disc up, and if you’ve got the inkling, give it a try… see if it works. I tried putting individual tracks into a zip file, but who knows if that will work? Im no web guru. Any advice before I start uploading like a mad fiend would be greatly appreciated.
The site is here.
If all goes well, there will be much, much more. Thanks in advance for any help!
@89: All I remember is Oy telling me how I have a lot in common with Hitler.
@90: Yay! The musical collages!
@91 Sure…an artist’s soul, a fondness for nature, and sexy mustaches. I didn’t see it before, but it is all coming clear now. Oy reminds me a little of Dig-Dug.
@93: No it was more like, “You’re an artist. He was an artist. You’re a vegetarian. He was a vegetarian. You’re an atheist. He was an atheist”…
We were the same height too. Gah!
You’re mistaken Thor. It’s $200/hr.
he did not, however, drink alcohol…
Thank gawd. There’s a difference between me and Hitler.
So with all that we can say that Hitler’s liver trumps Shen’s. So much for being compared to a summer’s day.
Who’s being comapred to a douche? Oh wait, that’s Summer’s Eve©…
Who’s being comapred to a douche?
Hitler
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@90. cool. (let’s just forget…)
and echo, i think you may belong to the internets.
(muah ha ha! i may still not have my camera, but i don’t have to go to work for another 15 minutes)!
Just wanna see if my little name turns red…
@103. How was Boom-Boxing yesterday. Did you check out the rest of the party favorites?
WTF?
Boom-boxing last night was pumping. Wednesdays are getting really good.
@ 104 I haven’t, Ive been busy uploading six years worth of my mixes to a new blog space (click my name). I think there will be close to fifty of them when Im done.
@106. Very nice work. I’ll be joining you Wednesday’s next month for jam sessions and Boogie nights.
Keep the Boom-box pumping fresh jamz.
Check out this sign for Wil Smith’s new movie
Talk about Big Willie style
This place gets quiet after 5.
@109. I’m used to it. This is when I usually get in, but today, I may take your place @ the bar!
/Just kidding. I’ll stick to Tuesday’s only until further notice.
I’m taking the day off from drinking. I need to be in tip-top shape for tomorrow’s 6+ hours of drinking.
6+8+ hours of drinking@112. Good luck dude. Once a week is good for me.
Once a week? I only take 2 days off a week.
@114. Your liver must be sweating profusely 5 days a week?
By the time my liver dies, they’ll be growing replacements in a lab somewhere. If not, oh well, it was a fun ride.
Nice. I’m sure your ride has a long journey to look forward to. Gotta step out. Just heard of this sale.
Enjoy! Back to eerily quiet internets.
I’ll stick to Tuesday’s
Sticking things to Tuesday without her permission is rather untoward, no?
God i love the word “untoward”.
Untoward. Untoward. Untoward.
Happy!
Glad I could help, b-yo.
Is this the wave of the future?
/up in smoke
OMFG …… BYo is on the rag….. awesome dude
On the what now?
Are we discussing radical mood swings? Because thats because I am mentally ill, and has nothing at all to do with menstruation. Pancakes!
/or is RAG an acronym?
reflexively argumentative gentleman.
here.
Sticking things to Tuesday without her permission is rather untoward, no?
@119. You seized the moment! I see, but will not fall for your reverse psychology sticky Stan. What goes on Tuesday is not my concern, but I’m worried Stanley!
/How can I help you?
Y’know, practicing self-defenestration is harder than it looks.
/OM
I don’t fully understand 127, but I like it. 128 merits the requisite wiki link.
I just submitted the BEST. POST. EVAR. Omg y’all. Keep your eyes peeled.
i will confirm you will all poop your pants in laughter from nanita’s upcoming post. question-is the pic yours? If not is it free to use on the net?
Oh shit, my bad. Photo credit James Hart I think.
Scratch that. I see it’s on another blog with no credit. I think it’s from a newspaper. You can put something generic up from Flickr if you’re skerred.
Annie’s AllStars, while delicious, do not cure hangovers. Dammit.
Where is ‘nanigans post? If it’s that funny, it would be nice to read this afternoon.
I told you they take forever to put up posts. Lame lameness.
Yeah, Francesco has even read it already. What’s the hold up?
Pacing?
I’m pacing…the room.
Ok children, get ready to laugh really hard, internally, so as not to disturb the co-workers in the cube next door. Please continue to read HERE.
Did you know that you can track the location of the city’s trolleys and buses and they will tell you how long it will take them to get to your stop? Glory be!
I may be waaaaay behind on the times, but I think it’s pretty damn cool.
Only works in Internet Explorer: http://www.charlottesville.org/avlweb.aspx
Oh man, I just witnessed a brawl and a half on Market St. b/t the city police dept and Boheme. Let me lay it down for you.
About 6 women were walking down the street, and one in particular was having it out with the rest of the group. The one in particular got on her phone and started walking ahead of them, occasionally shouting back at the group. At this point, I’m now between the 2 groups and the group behind me is now in front of the police station. Here’s where it gets sticky…
The gal in front of me now goes running back to the group b/c they’re talking to a police officer that has come outside to see what’s going on. When she gets up to them, she PUNCHES ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE FACE and there’s now a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. The officer gets right into the fray, trying to break them up, and the 3 now roll out into the street. After a few seconds, it gets broken up and there are cell phone, extensions, and purse contents out on Market St.
To close the scene, one of the women in the group, but not active in the fight goes out in the street, picks up a cell phone, and proceeds to throw it across the street and it smashes against Boheme.
Unreal.
/I peed myself I was so scared.
Wow that’s crazy! Reminds me of high school…. I learned early on three things that have helped me in life:
1) Never get into a fight with a girl.
2) Never get involved in a land war in asia
3) Never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line.
Incotheivable!
Never get into a fight with a girl.
The two times in my life I got a black eye were (1) when I accidentally kneed myself in the face while watching TV and (2) when my then-ex-girlfriend leapt a cross a row of seats during drama class to cheapshot me in the face for making fun of her friend.
In fairness, I really was being a snot, but ow.
ooh, where’s Waldo to inform us that “Wally maintains a pied a terre in Charlottesville”
/no more rhyming, I mean it!
I get beatup by girls all the time.
@144 Tuffy, you just made me pee myself!
Incotheivable!
LMFAO!!!!!
Caroline, I’ve got a baby wipe for that.
I can’t believe I spelled it wrong. IncoNtheivable!
i heart tuffy mcfucklebee
TUFFY. NO!
/humming Radiohead…
really oy?
@151 I’m going to give you a rap on the noggin when next I see you.
Caroline, next time you see me, come up and say hello, I’m the guy with the crazy suit and flagpole that does the ghost tours.
you are?!?!
IncoNtheivable!
@146 Oh shit man don’t bring him up - he’ll be all over Thor like shenanigans on a poop post.
@147 yeah but it doesnt count if you PAY them for it.
/does too
In Soviet Russia, the post poops on you?
Throwback Thursdays on tha Boombox is the best. thing. ever. I heard ‘Real Love’ and ‘Rock the Bells’ back to back last night on the way back from band practice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DphkDgAMKqY
off to go get drunkie, it’s my birfday!
/hope I don’t have to poop!
If it’s your birthday, you get a free ghost tour.
GOD BLESS AMERICA! Linkypoo!
/HBD C!
@159: Oh shit! HAPPY BIRTHDAY bébé!
@160, is that what you call it these days?
thanks oy! smoOch!
@163 - yes, these days it is!
Happy Birfday!
@161: You sexist pig. You been hanging out with Thor? Um, NSFW btw y’all.
Bikini’s are NSFW?
Happy Birthday Caroline!
(is that where echo went…he is in her cake)
@167: There were bikinis? All I saw was a close up of huge boobs before I closed it.
OK, kids. Hopefully see you guys in town tonight. Latro!
only bikini’s, no frontal or backal nudity
Wanted to know if anyone else has seen the commercial for Brick House Pizza.
Pizza so good you’ll slap your daddy.
WTF?
Has anyone ever had pizza that good? Brick House Pizza gud or not? Can I claim false advertisement on this? Their slogan should be “Our commercial is so stupid you’ll post it on a blog”
/ahhhh crap they win my intarweb dollars
@159: Happy birthday baby!
@168: Yes, but they took me to the wrong party.
the average woman kisses 29 men before she gets married.
@174, i sppose i should have been married at least three times over. wait, what, what kind of kiss?
p.s. di eSc sounded great at R2. but we villains should represent next time.
excuse me while i go bander about public education with my roommate.
/see at the market around 11:42 am
how many times did we kiss last nite echo?
/just trying to make orchid jealous
/obligatory grrrr
grrrr not rawr?
Lawdy, lawdy, this spicy bloody mary sho’ does hit the spot.
179: Hush, Street. Some of us are still at work.
I sowwy, Stan the man. You have permission to flog me @ the bloque shindig tonight.
I want a cVillain T-shirt. I’d wear it proudly, though some villains may be embarrassed by the fact that some poor freak is adorned with their e-image. If you join the game my name links to, look for Mr Happy Pants.
a cVillain T-shirt
I had suggested a motto of “cVillain: A Drinking Club with Blogging Problem”, but really that theme’s a bit tired.
My ex-wife just contacted me. She says she is very sorry. I am conflicted. but I need to boogie.
We have some T-Shirt ideas in the works, actually.
how about a picture of scowly peeing on somebody or something? don’t tell me that idea isn’t awesome. it’s awesome.
186: Peeing on Calvin!
/even better, make it John Calvin!
I had a nightmare about parlie. Please make it stop.
dreams about parlie? I’ve had em. it’s weird.
belmont bloque partee? excellent.
SPTTC? endless smiley face.
new x-lounge? best. evar.
/super drunky face
aw man, no one drunk comments anymore and my ridiculous little drunk thing is just gonna live in the free for all forever. I forget about stuff like that when I’m drunk. and commenting.
TUI contest next weekend, anyone?
I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station. Set your course for X-Lounge.
@189 - it’s tyop free! You are very a very controlled intentional drunk commenter.
@191: uh, yeah!
@192: super geekdom!
@193: are you drunk right now? I have the auto spell red underline thing on my laptop so it tells me when I’m making typos. But last night I couldn’t figure out how to spell excellent after 4 tries and ended up going to dictionary.com. not even kidding.
i’m a dream come true.
more like a pregnant nightmare
/snortlaughsnort
wrong again, internet lady.
but i guess the only question is: will anybody ever get tired of that joke? because i sure won’t!
so parlie, are you still dealing with the morning sickness?
i’m a dream come true.
In Soviet Russia,…oh. Never mind. I’m tired today guys.
old lady: “can i have 2 quarters?”
me: “sorry, i never carry money when i run.”
old lady: “can i have a dollar then?”
@197 sassypants.
i’ll sass your pants.
Holy crap, NY Times is reporting George Carlin is dead. Wow.
yeah- i rode on a plane with hime once
his bit about stuff is one of my favorites.
glad to have had him around on the planet at the same time.
……….
He will be sorely missed.
@188 you are NOT allowed to comment during a blackout, mister.
@192: What do you mean?
P.S. Do not go to Guad, drink two frozen margs then chug an entire shrimp cocktail. Just don’t.
unless someone is willing to pay you $10 to do so.
/good for it. no, really.
I WANT MY $$$.
/hate you
love you!
/muah
what fun it will be to fix some computers today, while slightly delirious from lack of sleep.
/joy!
Who wants to go tubing Saturday?
@212: I’d love to, but I’m gone the next 2 weekends.
Sweet. I can ease up on the White Russian making.
Just don’t get rusty. I’ll be thirsty when I get back.
what fun it will be to fix some computers today
A feral computer next door just had a litter of iPods. If only you had got to it first.
To reiterate how technologically slow the people in my office are, they just today realized they could see my iTunes library from their computers. We have all been using iTunes for over a year, and I have been sharing my library the entire time.
What’s iTunes?
@218: Our office manager actually asked me that question one day.
What’s iTunes?
Shen: echo’s spelling it phonetically. The technical name is eyeTunes, and it’s a special laser attached tot he moon that sends music files to your retina. Ben Franklin invented it.
Actually, you spelled it phonetically.
technically, he should have spelled it iPhonetically.
222: b-yo: awarded 222 internets. Winner.
@212: Shen. Yes. I’ll even wear a proper bathing suit.
Junky McTrunklebee
I saw a commercial for Boheme on TV today. Are they closed or not?
I saw one too!
/But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we’re far apart
You’re always in my heart
But you are not alone
I don’t know who has an extra $300,000 lying around, but if you do, you can buy this guy’s life.
IT IS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have an extra 99 cents lying around, you can buy this haunted bag of chips
Who’s swim-swamming today? It’s Tuesday and the clock is ticking seconds closing in on 5PM.
I’ll be up there around 8, as will Tuesday and sweet.
That sounds good. I’ll be there around 7:30PM. See you guys then.
Odie will be there around 8ish (talking in third person makes me feel important).
7:30pm? 8pm? Amateurs!
Oy? What time will you be there?
I’ll begin drinking with the men, that’s when!
I will join the men shortly then.
er, the men might be starting elsehwere, unsure. They haven’t told me yet.
/this is where Shen calls me a douche…
Douche.
Touche!
Apparently, the men (and I) will be at Rapture for a bit starting a 6′ish…
@231, was gonna show up, but it looks like you’ve got it covered.
south street! why don’t I go every week? nice to meet you kids.
@241: One day we will meet, and it will be fantastic. Come next week. We’ll be missing Tuesday.
@242: You should come every week. It was a lot of fun tonight.
@242, 243 nice meetin y’all have fun at work tomorrow, suckers
so wtf am i supposed to do when someone in a position of authority wants to f me?
@242, 243, 244, Sweet, Tuesday, Oy, B’Yo and those famous others. Good time last night.
/Shout out to all who plan on coming out next week!
@245. How did you come to know about it? Did he tell you or were you in a meeting like this?
@245: Don’t f him!
@245: Is he married?
My brain hurts.
This just in: new music venue @ RIVALS. Ugh.
@ 250. Where/What is RIVALS?
A place by the Mall where they serve chicken wings and have a lot of barfights
hahaha is RIVALS another one of those places that is supposed to be all caps? I have never actually had the balls/’enough confederate flags’ to go in there.
It’s across the street from my office. I have only ever been in there for lunch (food is mediocre at best), but it is a great place to go during NCAA tourney. That was an unproductive couple days.
where’s Tidal Bomb, our resident RIVALS expert, to weigh in on this?
Where the hell is everybody? HELLO we have Rivals as a music venue to replace Satellite and Starr Hill. WTF?!
I will never see any music at Rivals. Maybe Trees if they played there, but if Trees plays there, my opinion of Tress will drop significantly.
I will never see any music at Rivals
You are suppose to use your ears.
/damn synesthesia
Erotic lemur dancing at the cafeteria this evening,