Crime Weekend of Irony

It’s not every weekend you get a bunch of crime news.  It’s also not every weekend where you read a Daily Progress article that explains crime is down 7% in Charlottesville and 3% in Albemarle County.  I guess the irony is appropriate. I could not find the statistics the Daily Progress was using, but if anyone knows, please point me in that direction.  The only report I could find was a “Crime in Virginia” article, but it didn’t include any historical data.

First, we started off Friday afternoon with a robbery of Greenberry’s.

Friday night, a 13 year old girl and a 29 year old man go missing.  It is suspected that he has kidnapped her and that they are in some sort of relationship.

Garcia was described as 5-feet-5-inches tall and 165 pounds with black hair and brown eyes. His vehicle is a white 2002 GMC Yukon with a license plate that reads “GERYLE.”

Garcia is also known as Eleno Garcia Jacinto [picture below]

The 13-year-old girl — whose name has not been released — was described as 5-feet-3-inches tall and 116 pounds with black hair and brown eyes.

If you have any information, please contact the Charlottesville police.

Eleno Garcia Kidnapping

9:30 AM Saturday, over the hill, a man robs the Tractor Supply store and is caught.

At 2AM on Sunday, there was a shooting of a 20-year old man off of Ridge Street. His injuries were not life threatening.

Related posts:

  1. Missed Connections – Wachovia Bank
  2. Another Shooting Last Night – Drive By?
  3. 2008 Charlottesville Crime Statistics
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84 Responses to “Crime Weekend of Irony”

  1. 23 Jun 2008 at 10:42 am
    echo said:

    Were there really shots fired at Barracks on Friday? I haven’t seen/heard anything about this other than that comment.

  2. 23 Jun 2008 at 1:13 pm
    duckduckgoose said:

    yes, twenty feet in front of my door. and honestly, I’m surprised I can’t find anything about it either. isn’t there any kind of police log? I mean if they can’t confirm what happened (since both parties involved took off) and the witnesses like me were busy hiding in a dark place, do they just not report it to the public?

  3. 23 Jun 2008 at 1:19 pm
    shenanigans said:

    WTF? We want the MF’in news! Even Waldo’s got nothin’…

  4. 23 Jun 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Thor said:

    There are police logs, but they are PDF published and not indexed. I heard on Jim’s twitter that there was something in the works to fix that.

  5. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:04 pm
    belmont yo said:

    Since these crimes are really pretty boring, and are not accompanied by myspace pages, can we instead fight about what constitutes irony? Because I maintain that this post contains none.

    /like rayiain on your wedding day.

  6. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Thor said:

    Irony (from Stanley’s wikipedia)…

    def: “Having a personal experience with a bull riding machine.” From latin est. 100AD, e ronius.

  7. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:15 pm
    belmont yo said:

    The “San Francisco Treat” that can’t be grown anywhere near san francisco?

    Rice Irony.

  8. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Stanley said:

    Irony (from Stanley’s wikipedia)

    Hey, I resemble that remark!

  9. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:30 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Now I have Alanis Morrisette’s most annoying song ever stuck in my head. Thanks B-Yo.

  10. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:32 pm
    belmont yo said:

    No problem shen, consider it a free ride, since you’ve already paid.

  11. 23 Jun 2008 at 2:55 pm
    shenanigans said:

    You suck.

  12. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:08 pm
    belmont yo said:

    Almost as bad as a black fly in your chardonnay?

  13. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:11 pm
    shenanigans said:

    MMMBOP
    BOP BOP
    DOO WOP
    NUMMA NUM NUM
    DOO WOP
    BOP BOP DOOOOO
    YEAHY YEAHHHH

  14. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:13 pm
    belmont yo said:

    I would give you some goooood advice, but you just wouldn’t take it.

    /who would have thought, it figures.

  15. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:27 pm
    shenanigans said:

    DOO WOP BA BA DOOOO

  16. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:40 pm
    belmont yo said:

    I tried to get that information in 2005 when I was looking to buy a house

    Sheesh, you act like its your tax dollars financing those statistics… oh, wait.

  17. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:43 pm
    belmont yo said:

    My mom forwarded this to me. Hopefully it’s OK to post since it was emailed to a large list. If not I’ll retract it:

    Dear Momma yo,

    I am the head of Accounts and Audit Department of Bank of Africa,
    Ouagadougou . I decided to contact you after a careful thought that you may be capable of handling this business transaction which i explained below;

    In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $10.5m US dollars (Ten million, five hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in 2000 in a plane crash.

    Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that his supposed next of kin(his son and wife) died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim .

    It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin (We want to present you as his busines asociate )to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

    The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained Unclaimed after seven years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner .

    We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

    Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your account as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as next of kin of the deceased customer. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

    I expect that you contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.

    Hoping to hear from you immediately.

    Yours faithfully,
    DR .SANOU BELLO
    Accounts & Audit Department ,
    Bank of Africa

    Nb.also give me your telephone and fax numbers for easy comunication with you.

  18. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:47 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Oh hey, Tuffy, that Garcia guy lives across the street from you, BTW. Your new place.

  19. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Thor said:

    B’YO, are you trying to extort money from our readers? :)

  20. 23 Jun 2008 at 3:50 pm
    echo said:

    B’YO, are you trying to extort money from our readers? :)

    If so, Thor wants a cut.

  21. 23 Jun 2008 at 4:06 pm
    belmont yo said:

    @ 21 B’YO, are you trying to extort money from our readers?

    Hey, what choice do I have… you are the one that determined the Belmont Dilapidated Porch Foundation wasn’t a real charity. I’m desparate! I swear I will come home from work one day to see a disgruntled and bruised postal worker staring up at me from a hole.

    And postal workers? You wouldn’t like them when they’re disgruntled.

  22. 23 Jun 2008 at 4:17 pm
    TheUpstart said:

    I know someone on 2nd NE who lives down the street from the woman who wrote that letter. Pretty scary stuff for a little cul de sac that has kids and elderly folks on it.

  23. 23 Jun 2008 at 4:33 pm
    mc said:

    @20: the code???

  24. 23 Jun 2008 at 4:35 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @26: Yeah, what about it?

  25. 23 Jun 2008 at 5:24 pm
    mc said:

    if/when you find out where I live, please don’t tell the internet. thanks, dude.

  26. 23 Jun 2008 at 5:33 pm
    belmont yo said:

    me either, please. or anything else that might be considered ‘personal’ that comes from the meat world.

    /when in doubt, don’t.

  27. 23 Jun 2008 at 10:02 pm
    Taliesin said:

    I’m still trying to figure out which Alanis Morissette song isn’t annoying. Ironic. I also found out today that someone in Nigeria wants to send me money and I’ve got into who’s who on “Princeton Review” if only I send them 795 bucks. I’m very special obviously.

  28. 24 Jun 2008 at 12:16 am
    Odie said:

    You Oughta Know that I’m a Bitch that has One Hand in My Pocket holding a Jagged Little Pill.

    /Head Over Feet is by far the most annoying Alanis Morisette song.

  29. 24 Jun 2008 at 12:22 am
    Stanley said:

    Okay, I’m understanding the Alanis hate, but people, PEOPLE! She’s atoned for her sins, and we can forgive her now.

  30. 24 Jun 2008 at 3:34 am
    scoriole said:

    the lost city of atlantis/ the lost cd of alanis…?
    /?

  31. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:01 pm
    DS said:

    A friend of mine witnessed the robbery at Greenberry’s. He swears up and down that the guy caught at Harrisonburg is the same guy who robbed Greenberry’s. Which begs the question: who tries to hold up a tractor store full of good ol’ boys?

  32. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:07 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @28: Yeah, don’t think I said anything about where he lived. Whoa nelly.

  33. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:30 pm
    Thor said:
  34. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:37 pm
    Street said:

    that comes from the meat world

    This meat world?

  35. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:41 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @37: Yeah, it didn’t make sense to me either.

  36. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:52 pm
    mc said:

    the world of flesh and bones. REAL LIFE. not the tubes.

  37. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:54 pm
    shenanigans said:

    But I’m a vegetarian. So do I live in a fake world?

  38. 24 Jun 2008 at 1:57 pm
    mc said:

    um… people? have flesh? and bones??

  39. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:01 pm
    belmont yo said:

    I loved that street, thanks!

    @ 38 Its ’spell it out’ time? For this? Alll righty then, but it ant rocket science.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meat+world

    I have always felt that anything anyone puts out on the tubes (here for instance) is fair game, but anything that exists, or happened or whatever only in the “real” (or meat) world is not.

    For instance, if someone had too much to drink at the cafe on a gig night, and ended up making out with someone’s pet lemur while singing WWII songs about prostitution, and that person was a member of this community, I would never ever EVER initiate that discussion on these boards. If I was in doubt as to whether or not they’d be embarrassed, I bite my tongue (or keyboard as it were) If that individual brought it up, then perhaps. But that is their business and their choice, and I would never breach that trust preemptively just to “have the scoop”.

    I aint tryin to make the rules or anything, Im just doing unto others as I would have done unto me. I understand not everyone shares this belief, so I keep a lot of shit to myself and am very careful who I tell what. Sure limits being able to cut loose, but the alternative can really suck. Trust me on that one.

    This is just my opinion though, and Im sure its fairly meaningless outside my skull.

  40. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:03 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @41: Maybe you are. I am made out of sour neon gummy crawlers. Uh derr.

  41. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:05 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @42: So it’s a gossip site but we shouldn’t gossip? Huh. And it’s ok with me if you tell everyone I made out with that lemur.

  42. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:08 pm
    echo said:

    shen made out wwith a lemur.

  43. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:09 pm
    shenanigans said:

    He was enchanted and polyrhythmic so it was okay.

  44. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Stanley said:

    it’s ok with me if you tell everyone I made out with that lemur.

    The lemur, on the other hand, appears to have wanted to keep it a secret. Way to go, shen.

  45. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:10 pm
    echo said:

    He was enchanted and polyrhythmic so it was okay.

    I wasn’t even sure it was male, but at least you got to know him before you 2 made out.

  46. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:13 pm
    belmont yo said:

    Heh. The secret message in my above missive is that naked lemur dancing is ok at the cafeteria. I won’t tell.

    And it’s ok with me

    Im pretty sure every one knows this already, and thats beautiful. But not everyone feels that way. Or perhaps I am just a lunatic. Pretty much a toss up.

    /money’s on lunatic.

  47. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:14 pm
    echo said:

    We’ve all done things we would rather not have on the internet, but I can’t think of anything I’ve done that would really upset me to read on here.

    /I’m going to regret saying that.

  48. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:16 pm
    mc said:

    Shen, and for temporary moments in time, you are also made of mexican shrimp cocktail and cilantro.

    And I’m not saying it’s not cool to gossip. But the code protects us. From time to time, it’s easy to forget that even though we’re just 20 people blogging together, there are tons of lurkers. I use a screenname for a reason. Even though a lot of people know who I am, I don’t want my address or the fact that I hooked up with someone broadcast here. Chose to be out, chose to meet up, chose to say whatever, but I consider you guys friends and hope we will treat each other’s privacy with some respect.

    /naive

  49. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:18 pm
    Stanley said:

    On mc’s behalf, I’d like to preemtively refute all claims that she made out with a lemur.

  50. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Stanley said:

    ^p

  51. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:20 pm
    mc said:

    thanks, cutey.

  52. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:21 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Why are you and b-yo on this kick anyways? I understand your points but you’re acting like I did something wrong and as far as I know I didn’t and your preaching is just getting on my nerves.

  53. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:21 pm
    echo said:

    It is also imperative that mc’s address never be disclosed on the internets because she has a tendencey fall asleep with her front door open.

  54. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:24 pm
    echo said:

    @55: shen, that’s just the withdrawal talking. A couple days of sobriety and you’ll be back to your usual chipper self.

  55. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:27 pm
    mc said:

    @56: EXACTLY! I’m putting myself in danger enough as it is!!

    shen, check your email. It’s cool, man, just hear me out.

  56. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:28 pm
    shenanigans said:

    I JUST DRANK 17oz OF RED BULL AND I WILL GET YOU

  57. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:30 pm
    Stanley said:

    If accused of making out with a lemur, I would say, “Lemur? I don’t even know ‘er!” And it would be meant as serious but misinterpreted as a bad joke. Yep. That’s exactly how it would go down, I think.

  58. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:30 pm
    echo said:

    If you weren’t in Crozet I would be terrified right now. By the time you get off work, you’ll have a serious caffeine-crash.

  59. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:40 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @58: You’re lucky my gmail’s not working. Basically, I didn’t breaking the code by saying something about a story that mentions a street. And B-yo, sorry you’ve been burned in the past by stuff that was put on the internets. But you both need to take a chill pill. If I had said something worng, I’m sure Thor or parlie would have said something.
    P.S. I live next to Market Street wineshop! Come get me!

  60. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:41 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @61: NOT IF I NEVER STOP DRINKING RED BULL

  61. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:42 pm
    echo said:

    @58, 62: If ther’s a chick-fight going on, it needs to happen in meat world. Let me know when and where.

  62. 24 Jun 2008 at 2:52 pm
    belmont yo said:

    Why are you and b-yo on this kick anyways? I understand your points but you’re acting like I did something wrong and as far as I know I didn’t and your preaching is just getting on my nerves.

    I meant none of that as accusatory, nor did I intend it as preachy. Just tossing in my two cents as mc had opened the door. You said you didn’t understand, so I explained.

    But you both need to take a chill pill.

    Perhaps. Or I can just quietly adjust my behavior if I would like to participate in this community, knowing full well its pitfalls.

    I’m sure Thor or parlie would have said something.

    Now that’s just crazy talk. You seriously believe that? No offense, but good luck using that as your ethical barometer. Heh.

  63. 24 Jun 2008 at 3:05 pm
    echo said:

    @63: If you never stop drinking Red Bull, you will be so jittery you won’t be able to work on your dioramas.

  64. 24 Jun 2008 at 3:11 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @65: Gotcha. Gud point on that last one.
    @66: Don’t the jitters stop eventually?

  65. 24 Jun 2008 at 3:13 pm
    echo said:

    @67: After about 2.5 beers.

  66. 24 Jun 2008 at 3:53 pm
    oy said:

    or rigor mortis, whichever comes first

    /I can haz South Street yet?

  67. 25 Jun 2008 at 11:23 am
    echo said:

    ‘nanigans, how was your luck with setting up the wireless network? Did the jitters ever go away?

  68. 25 Jun 2008 at 11:30 am
    shenanigans said:

    @70: No luck. But my quiches are delicious, my bedding is nice and clean, and I came up for a BRILLIANT idea for a Cvillain side club.

  69. 25 Jun 2008 at 11:32 am
    echo said:

    @71: Side club? Do tell…

  70. 25 Jun 2008 at 11:49 am
    shenanigans said:

    Not yet.

  71. 25 Jun 2008 at 11:53 am
    Odie said:

    echo, the first rule of side club is that you do not talk about side club.

  72. 25 Jun 2008 at 12:22 pm
    belmont yo said:

    I’ve got sides! Can I be in the club?

  73. 25 Jun 2008 at 1:10 pm
    echo said:

    Speaking of side clubs, where is the drinking club tonight?

  74. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:09 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Michaels’ Bistro. $2 Cider draft, $3 Rails. Bit of a hike, eh?

  75. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:19 pm
    echo said:

    Yeah that is a hike. Hmm…could take the free trolley there, but getting back will be a little more challenging.

  76. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:26 pm
    Floozy said:

    @77/78 Yeah and don’t forget your passports… oh and I think the Corner is an hour ahead of Downtown time.

  77. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:27 pm
    echo said:

    I forgot about the time change. Thanks for the reminder Flooze

  78. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Floozy said:

    Anytime E… it’s cool because you get an extra hour of drinking. Call me if you need the helicopter for a ride home. I can use the Pegasus pad when nobody is looking. Can you make it across West Main or should I book an Ambassador Limo to get you the 200yards to the pad?

  79. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:40 pm
    echo said:

    I could probably make it, but since I’ll be drunk, you better go ahead and book the limo.

  80. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:53 pm
    Chad Day said:

    @77 you forgot the $2 bud/bud light wooooooooooooooooooooo

    /drinks light beer

  81. 25 Jun 2008 at 2:53 pm
    Stanley said:

    It’s not a bad walk at all. My SO and I recently just missed the trolley when leaving the Bistro. It was a nice night, so we decided to hoof it. Amusingly, right as we reached the downtown mall, we were passed by what was obviously the next trolley. So if we’d waited, it would’ve been exactly the same amount of time.

  82. 25 Jun 2008 at 4:07 pm
    parlie said:

    that’s stanley’s special theory of relativity. he’s a special guy.

    oh, and also, guess what? @65’s “ethical barometer” is the next “free breathalyzer” t-shirt. you know? it has an arrow pointing at my johnson?

    it’s a blowjob joke, you guys.

  83. 25 Jun 2008 at 4:40 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @85: Bill Clinton just called. He wants his T-shirt idea back.

  84. 25 Jun 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Floozy said:

    Only girls wearing one flipflop and a 7″ stiletto can blow Bill.
    /if you get that one, I want to hear from you.

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