Never Get Involved in a Landwar With Culpeper

Posted by Thor on July 1st, 2008 6 Comments

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Why?  Because Chainsaws and Samurai Swords are used for domestic violence.  I am not making this up.

According to the Star Exponent, there were two weekend fights that involved these fantastic weapon choices.

Chainsaw Incident:  Two brothers were fighting and one allegedly attacked the other with the chainsaw.  They do not know if they chainsaw was turned off or on.

Katana (Samurai Sword) Incident:   A verbal argument turned into a threatening with a samurai sword.  No slashings reported.

Now, if we put these fighters in a room who would win?

Which would win in a fight?
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6 Responses to “Never Get Involved in a Landwar With Culpeper”

  1. 01 Jul 2008 at 11:13 am1B-WILK said:

    I would love to answer the question, but it depends on a few things. Size of the room, and quality of the sword.
    Small room = chainsaw victor.
    Well made sword in medium size room = Katana victor

    Leather Face vs. Beatrix Kiddo

  2. 01 Jul 2008 at 11:46 am2Thor said:

    Darwin = the Win

  3. 01 Jul 2008 at 12:31 pm3Odie said:

    I am pretty sure that B-WILK is Leonardo from the Ninja Turtles

  4. 01 Jul 2008 at 1:50 pm4dieter said:

    Oy was that you who put phaser?

  5. 01 Jul 2008 at 2:42 pm5Silmo Syrup said:

    The Turtle Man had his front teeth knocked out by a chainsaw and he turned out just fine.

  6. 01 Jul 2008 at 8:26 pm6lisa said:

    Darwin FTW! :D

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