I’m so bored I just caught myself staring at the wall and singing a song to myself about the bucket man. We need a new caption contest. I think we pretty well ragged out the last one, so here’s another. I’m having trouble coming up with words for this one, let’s see what you guys can do. As far as I can tell there are at least 2 of you out there today. I’ll buy the winner a shot of something bourbonesque: 
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The right and wrong ways to have fun in Gobbler’s outhouse.
by 2037, fishing licenses will be limited to an ultra elite group of “toilet anglers,” as biological and industrial waste functions will be restricted to natural waterways, and municipal water systems will quality controlled to prop the commercial fishing industry.
Parlie’s antics in the Blue Light men’s room prompt management to post signs.
um… thanks, Odie. You’re welcome over any time… i guess.
I’m going with: Taking the toy out of toilet.
A losing card in Rapture Bathroom Bingo.
when faced with a freshly paved parking lot, which of these symbols would you use for the handicapped spaces?
Pavers SAT
wolfboy, tired of suffering at the discrimination embedded in society’s restroom etiquette, moved back in with gobbler where he could raise his leg with impunity.
“Ninja Kick to Urinal Prompts Latest Addition to Bathroom Restriction Sign”
As parlie gazed at the last remaining task on his 216 Scavenger Hunt checklist, the Ladypee; he dreamed of holding the grand prize in his hands. The STAFF bathroom key would not elude him much longer.
bylaw: row 2, column 1 will henceforth be expanded to include the prohibition of cocaine use as well as common vomiting.
Top row, second pic! You can see his wiener!
/why, yes I am 12 years old
Oh, and my caption. Forgot why I was here.
“AT&T’s New Instructions for Getting Best Cellphone Reception in C-ville”
“don’t forget to bring a towel”
“Mysterious Red X Menaces Five Stick-Men Icons On Local Sign; One Escapes Unharmed”
i think the one is a woman. what a sexist outrage. take this down immediately!
“….and NO toe-tapping”
Ummm, am I just clueless - wtf is going on in that last one?
@17 Attempting to poop in a urinal? Maybe?
My question is why anyone would try the one right next to it. Are you kidding me? That happens often enough that you have to warn against it? “Oh look! It’s a little pond! I bet there are fish in there.”
Only republicans are allowed to use this restroom!
If your butt is this round, you must sit down.
toilet roulette.
which of these things is not like the others.
1. Let the alligator bite you. 2. Don’t piss on the alligator.
3. Don’t look for the alligator. 4. Don’t hold the lid closed on the alligator.
5. Don’t fish for the alligator. 6. Don’t try to scare the alligator.
shit or get off the pot,
. waiting and teaching folks for years on end lead me to the best possible expression of want.need.desire.
if you can’t express immediate actions in a sentance(in english)
you don’t know what you want and might not get it.
//i submit”shit or get off the pot”.
and
/// WTF are you doing?!?!?
and maybe(when applicable):
“ew”.
colfer, you win