UNCUS Gets Inspection

Posted by Scowly on July 3rd, 2008 40 Comments

From a little birdie…

UNCUS

We were walking down the Mall last night around 8:30 and noticed a firetruck by Timberlake drugstore. There were a bunch of firemen around one of the red Hook (UNCUS) boxes and it was all wet like they had to hose it down. I think somebody started a fire in it.

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40 Responses to “UNCUS Gets Inspection”

  1. 03 Jul 2008 at 10:11 am1shenanigans said:

    If I only had an iPhone, that picture would have been so much better.

  2. 03 Jul 2008 at 10:21 am2parlie said:

    that’s what stuff looks like using my real eyes right now.

  3. 03 Jul 2008 at 10:33 am3echo said:

    Look that Hook box is empty. There must be a hole under it because there’s no way anyone is actually reading that shit.

  4. 03 Jul 2008 at 10:46 am4Gobbler said:

    At least they’re great for starting fires.

  5. 03 Jul 2008 at 10:49 am5belmont yo said:

    “Hooked on Pyrophonics”

  6. 03 Jul 2008 at 12:50 pm6Odie said:

    The Hook box was set on fire? I’m looking right at you, boney motel.

  7. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:04 pm7Wingnut said:

    “The Charlottesville Fire Department puts to rest rumors that The Hook is a ‘hot read’.”

  8. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:16 pm8thread killer said:

    Fire Dept Falls For Joke
    As they look for line and sinker

  9. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:20 pm9parlie said:

    “local scuba divers find red box at bottom of lake.”

    seriously, camera phone technology. we’re over it.

  10. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:21 pm10Gobbler said:

    Firefighters search the streets for signs of intelligent life and find only a spider.

  11. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:25 pm11parlie said:

    “newsbox inferno snuffed by felini’s ridiculous bubble machine”

  12. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:30 pm12thread killer said:

    Fire Dept removes boxes prior to NY Gov. Eliot Spitzers speech

  13. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:41 pm13parlie said:

    “yellow pants gang dresses absurdly; terrorizes local media”

  14. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:45 pm14Odie said:

    baffled AT&T technicians are still searching for the source of yesterday’s cell phone outages

  15. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:46 pm15Gobbler said:

    local gossip site author’s hangover infects local heros

  16. 03 Jul 2008 at 1:50 pm16parlie said:

    local gobbler loses headline game to arch rival parlington wordswaddle.

  17. 03 Jul 2008 at 2:07 pm17Stanley said:

    “Puffy-Pants Brigade Escapes Harm in Almost-Tragic Hot-Box Mishap”

  18. 03 Jul 2008 at 2:13 pm18Gobbler said:

    “Parlie is a bitch! That’s what happened.”

  19. 03 Jul 2008 at 2:17 pm19parlie said:

    gobbler is a fervent my little pony enthusiast.

    are you guys really reading this?

  20. 03 Jul 2008 at 2:30 pm20Gobbler said:

    I stomp little ponies in my spare time.

    /and my regular time.

  21. 03 Jul 2008 at 2:34 pm21mc said:

    yes. please continue.

  22. 03 Jul 2008 at 2:55 pm22cVillain » Blog Archive » Caption Contest! said:

    […] myself about the bucket man. We need a new caption contest. I think we pretty well ragged out the last one, so here’s another. I’m having trouble coming up with words for this one, let’s […]

  23. 03 Jul 2008 at 3:09 pm23shenanigans said:

    Hey firemen, my hot red box is over here…

  24. 03 Jul 2008 at 3:37 pm24Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    “Hot Red Box Stumps Local FD, Is This Another Loose Firecrotch?”

    /Probably in the CVille

  25. 03 Jul 2008 at 3:38 pm25Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    Shen, I swear to G I posted my last comment without reloading the page for the last hour or so. Great minds.

  26. 03 Jul 2008 at 3:42 pm26shenanigans said:

    Fist bump.

  27. 03 Jul 2008 at 11:09 pm27Rock On, Brother said:

    Where the f*** are the keys to the truck?!?

  28. 07 Jul 2008 at 11:13 am28Odie said:

    soooooo, who won the caption contest?

  29. 07 Jul 2008 at 11:15 am29Thor said:

    Ooo, I neglected to pick a winner. Should we do a vote?

  30. 07 Jul 2008 at 11:18 am30Odie said:

    or you could just give it to Shen since she easily won with comment 23

  31. 07 Jul 2008 at 12:02 pm31..... said:

    i like @8.

    /i also dress as puns for halloween

  32. 07 Jul 2008 at 1:26 pm32shenanigans said:

    @30: Yeah, but the prize is chicken fingers. No thanks.

  33. 15 Jul 2008 at 3:15 pm33shenanigans said:

    WHO WON THE FREE CHIX FINGERS? people need to know this breaking news, bitches.

  34. 15 Jul 2008 at 3:22 pm34Thor said:

    @33.. Tuffy for comment 24. Tuffy.. spicy bears should have the card for you!

  35. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:00 pm35Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    WOOOO HOOOOOOOO! I’ve got so many people to thank for this great award. Oh jeez, let’s see. Oh man, I wasn’t expecting this. Ok, I guess I should thank my mamma, my pops, the Lawd Jesus, my producer Ray Pimpillage, ummm… the best mixmaster in the city Kenneth Noisewater, ok, that’s my time. Thank you all, I love you!

  36. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:01 pm36shenanigans said:

    Don’t forget to thank Firecrotch.

  37. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:05 pm37Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    …runs back on stage as Gary Shandling takes the microphone to announce Best X-Rated Animated Feature…

    “and a special thanks to Firecrotch. The most rewarding Google Image search possible, a hell of a drink, and a even more one hell of a lady.”

  38. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:05 pm38Thor said:

    i hear we have a bigger contest thingy coming through the pipelines

  39. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:07 pm39Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    You mean 6 hours after I eat the chicken fingers, or something different?

  40. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:10 pm40Thor said:

    LOL

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