Free(dom) For All, MMVIII

It’s like your standard FFA, but if you lick it, it tastes of liberty and fireworks. And beer. Okay, mostly of beer.

Stay classy today, cVillains. And a hearty huzzah to all.

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321 Responses to “Free(dom) For All, MMVIII”

  1. 04 Jul 2008 at 10:08 amStanley said:

    I forgot to mention that this thread celebrates freedom of speech, but if echo posts an image link, click only with the utmost of discretion.

  2. 04 Jul 2008 at 10:42 amStanley said:

    Sweet. I try to celebrate my freedom, and Thor pulls a total schoolmarm. Jerkface.

    What I mean is, um, my bad. Damn.

  3. 04 Jul 2008 at 10:47 amThor said:

    No yelling intended! See how much prettier it looks with a proper category!? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh! Not sure if you wanted the gossip category, but you or I can change if you want. I shall hide my jerkface in shame…

  4. 04 Jul 2008 at 10:51 amStanley said:

    It’s cool, homedog. I was like, “this post is like this” and you was like, “nah, bro, we needs this“, and now I’m like, “word”. And that’s how freedom happened.

  5. 04 Jul 2008 at 11:11 amOdie said:

    Stanley, can I just say that I love you for that comment?

  6. 04 Jul 2008 at 11:15 amStanley said:

    6: Sure. This is the freedom thread, after all.

    /fist bump

  7. 04 Jul 2008 at 11:19 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    Isn’t it ‘fist pump’? Shen said fist bump yesterday, I may just be out of the loop.

  8. 04 Jul 2008 at 11:43 amorchid said:

    i’m working all weekend. :(

  9. 04 Jul 2008 at 2:08 pmDonk said:

    Hey,
    What’s the cheapest place in town to get a keg?

    And yes… Bud Light.

  10. 04 Jul 2008 at 2:30 pmFloozy said:

    Harris Teeter is reasonable… or you could just buy a 12 pack and have a communal pisspot that you then use to fill the 12 bottles back up. Betcha $20 no one will notice the fucking difference Donk.

  11. 04 Jul 2008 at 2:33 pmStanley said:

    OXO is giving away all its old Bud Light kegs. Just go knock on the door. No, really. I’m serious.

  12. 04 Jul 2008 at 2:54 pmByard said:

    as in: right now?

  13. 04 Jul 2008 at 3:19 pmStanley said:

    13: No. It was a joke. (On the internet.)

  14. 04 Jul 2008 at 3:31 pmmc said:

    freedom is on the march. It landed in a big field with giant oversized helicopters like an invasion, marched all up highway 20, harnessing the power of dozens and dozens of vans and SUVs, before finally landing smack at TJ’s front door. Now it’s flying to Japan, from what I heard. bye bye freedom, it was interesting having you around.

  15. 04 Jul 2008 at 3:31 pmFloozy said:

    Well I think Stanley gets top points for extremely funny joke, but loses them because the joke was cliquey, insiderey and could only be appreciated by 0.2% of the readership. I believe an apology to Freshman lurkers is necessary in case one of them gets upset.

  16. 04 Jul 2008 at 3:36 pmStanley said:

    Yes, yes. Good point, Flooze. I’m sorry, everyone! I was joking because this one time this thing we talked about in the past was funny, and I referred to that, but if you didn’t read the site back then, you’d be all like, huh? and rightly so. So, yeah. Sorry.

    (Oh! And I invite you to read the archives. They’re full of mirth and delight. For instance.)

  17. 05 Jul 2008 at 5:05 ameduardo said:

    “freedom of speech”? hooray!

    Iraq
    Crack Cocaine
    Fags getting “married”
    Jews
    AIDS
    Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors
    ACT UP!
    “Partial birth abortions”
    seperation of church and state
    the right to bear arms
    innocent until proven guilty
    “Osama your mama should have just aborted” (War Sucks - Avenue D)
    benzos?
    trannies on parade
    world peace
    Hezbollah
    drunk drivers
    Wal-Mart
    due process
    Guantanamo Bay (I may have misspelled mispell even)
    Cheetos “orange underground)
    cola
    combo
    burger
    jihad
    a living wage
    Capitalism?!

    I like shiny things… and glitter and shit.

    mental hygeine

    out of control!

    miss you “Mr. Jones”

  18. 05 Jul 2008 at 11:17 amcaroline said:

    @9 maybe you should reconsider the boss thingy…
    /is that too insidery?
    //i know insidery ain’t a word

    MORNIN’ FLOOZE BABY!

  19. 05 Jul 2008 at 6:43 pmbelmont yo said:

    Damn. its raining cats and dogs! How long til we get some unfortunate reporter sent out “on the scene” at some forsaken intersection? As a local media viewer, I demand this. Get his slicker on and get his ass out there!

    /i dont believe in windows.

  20. 05 Jul 2008 at 6:47 pmscoriole said:

    i have photos from mcintire/harris and the new lake across the street, but i don’t know how to post them.

  21. 05 Jul 2008 at 6:49 pmaussiebound said:

    yes! no kidding, this rain is a little ridiculous.. a moat has now formed outside my apartment building…I need to see at least 4 hours of news reporting on it.

  22. 05 Jul 2008 at 10:42 pmcbob said:

    Like this?

    Rain

  23. 06 Jul 2008 at 12:13 ambelmont yo said:

    Left my skimboard in Cali. Damn.

  24. 06 Jul 2008 at 12:33 amparlie said:

    my beach house (which was reported to be internet-less) has internet. that’s good news for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that now i can blog about all the stuff it was supposed to have that it DOESN’T, for example — a roof with no leaks, or staircases that don’t collapse. or a motherfucking can opener.

    still though, it’s got the internet.

  25. 06 Jul 2008 at 1:04 ambelmont yo said:

    parlie, my friend, you are the internets, so um… obvi.

    /your guard hounds will live on dry food for a couple days…

  26. 06 Jul 2008 at 1:25 ammc said:

    boohoo, poor parlie’s beach vacation. you didn’t melt your face off? vacation success. Just email yourself a can opener. problem solved.

    p.s. reply to odie from the other thread: won’t see you this Tuesday unless you come to Blue Moon. It’s the place to be.

  27. 06 Jul 2008 at 2:48 amorchid said:

    @19 i did, but that one’s out of town this weekend. i have too many bosses.

  28. 06 Jul 2008 at 9:34 amscoriole said:

    @23 similar, but different and not necessarily about the pavement, more about the park kind of area.

    /so no

    //not so much

    but same rain:)
    (how’d you post it?!)

  29. 06 Jul 2008 at 12:14 pmcbob said:

    I have some powerz, and I was too lazy to upload it to flickr and link.

  30. 06 Jul 2008 at 12:59 pmbelmont yo said:

    I have some powerz

    cbob is an x-man. I always suspected it.

  31. 06 Jul 2008 at 2:34 pmcbob said:

    Shhh - the code, the fuckin code!

  32. 06 Jul 2008 at 5:39 pmLu Sid said:

    We have a thunder god, X-man, Wikipedia, and a bird for our mascot…

    /Here I thought things couldn’t get more interesting.

  33. 06 Jul 2008 at 7:28 pmbelmont yo said:

    Here I thought things couldn’t get more interesting

    Oh just wait. Chicanery is afoot.

  34. 06 Jul 2008 at 7:43 pmcbob said:

    To crush the enemy, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of the women….

  35. 06 Jul 2008 at 8:45 pmmc said:

    ah, the true meaning of “cb” is revealed…

  36. 06 Jul 2008 at 9:15 pmcbob said:

    I can also knock a camel on its ass.

  37. 06 Jul 2008 at 11:58 pmbelmont yo said:

    Behold, the hump master.

  38. 07 Jul 2008 at 7:11 amStreet said:

    I licked my screen and it tasted like no sleep and less coffee.

  39. 07 Jul 2008 at 1:07 pmecho said:

    Did any of you see this ridiculous story?

  40. 07 Jul 2008 at 1:22 pmshenanigans said:

    Adventures from my family reunion on Saturday:
    A cousin of a cousin says to me and my bf,
    “Y’all showed up with your fancy liquor and your fancy food and your fancy beer. We got a word for that in WVa– Yuppie.”
    Then my dad proceeded to get drunk on the fancy yuppie Scotch my bf brought him and kept lifting up his shirt and rubbing circles around his nipples.

  41. 07 Jul 2008 at 1:55 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    @40, Papashen and I need to hang out. I like the way he operates.

    /you 2 is mad shmancy

  42. 07 Jul 2008 at 2:52 pmdijonbray said:

  43. 07 Jul 2008 at 2:53 pmshenanigans said:

    Sorry, what was that?

  44. 07 Jul 2008 at 2:54 pmdijonbray said:

    hmmm… well that didn’t work.

  45. 07 Jul 2008 at 2:55 pmStanley said:

    44: dijon, did you drink all my bourbon already? Damn.

  46. 07 Jul 2008 at 2:55 pmdijonbray said:

    i was trying to post a youtube video of some prostesters at montecello on the 4th, but i give up!

  47. 07 Jul 2008 at 2:58 pmStanley said:

    46: You can’t embed without magical admin powers. Just link to the youtube site.

  48. 07 Jul 2008 at 3:04 pmdijonbray said:

    Okay

  49. 07 Jul 2008 at 3:10 pmecho said:

    @48: “We believe in free speech in the United States of America” as the protester is being dragged out by the Secret Service.

  50. 07 Jul 2008 at 3:22 pmshenanigans said:

    With all due respect, anyone who’s screaming and causing disruption like that should be kicked out of a ceremony.

  51. 07 Jul 2008 at 3:27 pmecho said:

    @50: I can’t disagree with that, but the timing of W’s comment was priceless.

  52. 07 Jul 2008 at 3:30 pmshenanigans said:

    I think he made a funny.

  53. 07 Jul 2008 at 8:59 pmecho said:

    unbelievable

  54. 07 Jul 2008 at 9:36 pmStreet said:

    One of my friends was kicked out of the ceremony, for saying “Fuuuck You!” repeatedly to ol’ W. So eloquent and to the point.

  55. 08 Jul 2008 at 10:05 amecho said:

    I ventured over to Style and found an interesting article. Had anyone else heard about the Flirtresses for hire? I propose we try out this new “service” at the next cVillain party.

  56. 08 Jul 2008 at 11:19 amshenanigans said:

    @55: OMG that’s my roommate. She’s a Flirtress. LMAO. Gud, maybe now she can afford to chip in for trash bags and TP.

  57. 08 Jul 2008 at 11:59 amecho said:

    @56: hahaha…She’s a Flirtress?

  58. 08 Jul 2008 at 12:00 pmshenanigans said:

    @56: Hahah, apparently. She’s in all those pictures laughing it up.

  59. 08 Jul 2008 at 12:06 pmOdie said:

    so some guy is suing the state of Virginia because apparently sometimes it is actually impossible to win the lottery.

  60. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:18 pmsweet said:

    anyone know a good place to find a doppleganger? there are too many places to be tonight. tuesday has become the best night of the week.

    /fuck, colby callet on the radio…aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  61. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:21 pmecho said:

    On multiple occasions, I have been accused of being in multiple places at the same time. I don’t think I have ever actually done it, but if I ever learn how, I’ll share with the interweb.

  62. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:26 pmsweet said:

    ps…as the town is uber swim-swammable tonight…on a TUESDAY…where is tuesday today? and will caroline be out and about at CLAW? so many questions…pink balloons are flying at the pink warehouse…everyone beware..

    /jane’s addiction now on radio, my sense of self has returned, peace

  63. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:28 pmecho said:

    And where’s five? It’s July and it’s a Tuesday. He better be out tonight.

  64. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:41 pmStormy said:

    @55, 56 I think a handful of them worked the event over at the Woodlands back in April. They didn’t seem very flirty, but I was the help at that event, not a paying customer…

  65. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:46 pmaussiebound said:

    I hear the the deliciousness that is Aqui es Mexico is expanding into the space next door, lots more seating, some nice tile, and a little bar area seem to be in order…yum.

  66. 08 Jul 2008 at 4:47 pmshenanigans said:

    @64: I wondered why those hot chicks were at the Soirée party. All they did was hand out wine and make me feel like chopped liver. Where were you Stormy? I was on the back deck all night.

  67. 08 Jul 2008 at 6:02 pmfive said:

    @63. I will be there. No worries. It’s July and I’ll keep my promise.

  68. 08 Jul 2008 at 6:06 pmfive said:

    Through a request filed under the Freedom of Information Act, Fishwick’s firm was able to obtain records that showed the Virginia State Lottery sold $85 million in tickets for which no top prize was available.” (from CNN.com)

    @59. I don’t think that guy has a chance because he seems to ignore the fine print… on the back of each ticket.

  69. 08 Jul 2008 at 8:57 pmcaroline said:

    @62 sorry I missed you tonight Sweet
    /had to work late…
    hope to makeup makeout soon.

  70. 09 Jul 2008 at 9:09 amStormy said:

    @66 I was dealing blackjack all night, sitting in front of the fireplace. Kinda tought to get out of there once I was squeezed in. Those paid chicks didn’t hold a candle to you, if you are who I think you are.

  71. 09 Jul 2008 at 9:19 amecho said:

    Drinking club at Al Dente tonight.

  72. 09 Jul 2008 at 9:24 amlolo said:

    fyi - the big lebowski is playing at the paramount this friday. the dude abides.

  73. 09 Jul 2008 at 10:13 ambelmont yo said:

    @72 Well thats just, like, your opinion, man,

  74. 09 Jul 2008 at 10:20 amLu Sid said:

    Thanks for the info lolo!

  75. 09 Jul 2008 at 10:26 amsweet said:

    Thanks lolo…will be there.

    B Yo…was that role based on you?

  76. 09 Jul 2008 at 10:31 ambelmont yo said:

    There was a time when there were certain similarities. Then my rug got stolen. Sucks too, because that rug really tied the room together.

  77. 09 Jul 2008 at 10:52 amsweet said:

    Sometimes you eat the bar, and well, sometimes it eats you.

  78. 09 Jul 2008 at 11:14 amcbob said:

    Belmont yo treats objects like women, man.

  79. 09 Jul 2008 at 12:19 pmOdie said:

    what time do you think you’re heading to Al Dente tonight echo?

  80. 09 Jul 2008 at 12:32 pmecho said:

    @79: Around 10 I would guess.

  81. 09 Jul 2008 at 1:32 pmecho said:

    Maybe reality isn’t so bad.

  82. 09 Jul 2008 at 3:17 pmbelmont yo said:

    Disco happy fun time at the cafeteria tonight iffin anyone’s interested. Come get yer humps bumped gratis.

    /do not taunt disco happy fun time.

  83. 09 Jul 2008 at 4:25 pmecho said:

    Disco happy fun time? Will there be dancing.

  84. 09 Jul 2008 at 4:37 pmsweet said:

    I just wasted another 3 minutes of my life, thanks echo. Thank you for your support.

  85. 09 Jul 2008 at 4:41 pmecho said:

    Anytime

  86. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:13 pmecho said:

    Masters of the internet, I think your website has been hacked. Namely, the most recent thread about the I-64 shootings.

  87. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:21 pmOdie said:

    looks normal to me, echo. what was wrong with it?

  88. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:26 pmecho said:

    There’s a random line of html code in the article that, according to Google, redirects user information to an IP address in China. I noticed it was taking longer for me to reload than it should have, so I checked the source code. I had read about the Word Press hack a couple months ago, so I already knew what to look for.

  89. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:35 pmKyle said:

    I can’t see anything…where is it?

  90. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:40 pmKyle said:

    I think I got it.. is it still there for anyone?

  91. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:41 pmecho said:

    Open the html source code and use Find to look for 61.155.8.157

    It is at the end of the line of code that links to Flikr for the picture you used. The hack starts with “Traffic Statistics” and ends with “End Traffic Statistics”

  92. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:42 pmecho said:

    Yeah you got it.

  93. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:43 pmecho said:

    All the admins should change their passwords to be safe.

  94. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:50 pmDonk said:

    echo saves the intarwebs!!

  95. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:51 pmecho said:

    Las week I tried to explode them with my bear attack picture, so it was the least I could do.

  96. 09 Jul 2008 at 5:57 pmOdie said:

    I demand comment from “The Chinese” immediately

  97. 09 Jul 2008 at 6:03 pmStanley said:

    Hear no evil, Sino evil.

  98. 09 Jul 2008 at 6:10 pmThor said:

    I LEAVE AND HELL BREAKS LOOSE

  99. 09 Jul 2008 at 6:36 pmStreet said:

    random linky

  100. 09 Jul 2008 at 6:42 pmStreet said:

    wabbits wule.

  101. 09 Jul 2008 at 6:44 pmlolo said:

    so, anyone know how to keep tomato plants from cracking and completely going to shit in weather like this?
    don’t make me ask that crazy gardening lady we all work with.
    …and you guys should totally hire echo. she rocks.

  102. 09 Jul 2008 at 6:47 pmThor said:

    @101.. go here:

    http://lifeinsugarhollow.blogspot.com/

  103. 09 Jul 2008 at 8:04 pmOdie said:

    Thor, is there any way we could go back to the coffee beans just for like one day? I miss those damn coffee beans.

  104. 10 Jul 2008 at 12:08 amChad Day said:

    salmonella poisoning sucks. i highly suspect i got it from this:

    http://www.michelinas.com/ProductByBrand_LG_10623_Chick_Alf_Flor_1Lean_Gourmet.aspx

    so, you know, don’t eat it. just my 2 cents. excuse me while i go to the bathroom for the 9th time since noon.

  105. 10 Jul 2008 at 1:07 amsweet said:

    echo does rock..way to go girl, you saved the nets again!

  106. 10 Jul 2008 at 2:15 amscoriole said:

    101: don’t know, since mine are okay other than a bit of random dry-rot, but i did overhear a farmer at the markets mention that they tear all the leaves off the plant ( i am assuming that is so all the plant’s enery goes to the fruit).

    if you don’t hae a good answer by saturday- go ask the farmer’s at the market- they aren’t hiding anything.

    cheers to you all, i’m off to west virginia for the weekend.

  107. 10 Jul 2008 at 7:32 amStreet said:

    Have fun at All Good, scoriole. I’m going on Saturday.

  108. 10 Jul 2008 at 9:32 amecho said:

    Parls, those packages you sent to Baltimore never got there.

  109. 10 Jul 2008 at 9:36 amTuesday said:

    Um…echo is a boy. I have proof - he pees in the Men’s bathroom and other guys don’t run out yelling at him.

  110. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:10 amorchid said:

    @88 wow echo you sure are a nerdy chick.

  111. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:27 amecho said:

    @110: Someone needs to protect the interweb from the Chinese.

  112. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:32 amOdie said:

    I wonder if the Chinese hackers were able to figure out Thor’s identity

  113. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:33 amecho said:

    10:30 Odie. I’m impressed.

  114. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:35 amsweet said:

    @111: And it is overly nice when done by someone in $400 Cole Haans with a Prada handbag

    /you are posting on cville Style a lot these days echo dear

  115. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:36 amsweet said:

    What the hell is Odie doing up?! Go back to bed, slacker.

  116. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:38 amOdie said:

    @113 yeah I know, unfortunately some asshole who calls himself “wine hangover” totally woke me up. what a jerk. how goes the real world?

  117. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:38 amOdie said:

    whatever sweet, we both know you are just at home pretending to work

  118. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:39 amTuesday said:

    Wow - STYLE? Maybe echo is a girl. We may have to cancel all future plans.

  119. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:42 amecho said:

    I just wanted my picture to show up next to my name, but it didn’t even work.

  120. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:47 ambelmont yo said:

    @ 119 No doubt. I have tried to register at style like three times so I get go all frothing lunatic fashionista over there, but no dice. And the gravatar thing wont work (boy do I have some inappropriate, yet stylish avatar art).

    One registration should hook you up with all three channels of spicy bear, imho.

  121. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:48 amTuesday said:

    Sure that is what they all say. I’m going to go buy you a purse.

  122. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:50 amecho said:

    @121: That would be lovely.

  123. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:54 amOdie said:

    is there any truth to the rumor that echo is one of the Flirtresses?

  124. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:55 amecho said:

    You should have asked Queen Flirtress last night. Now it will forever remain a mystery.

  125. 10 Jul 2008 at 10:58 amsweet said:

    @117: Of course. I am only jealous of those like yourself, who for extended periods of time can simply wake up and start doing the things one normally wants to do…drink excessively, explore the nature of their mind and universe through other loosely related methods, and in general, prove your value to the human race by in fact doing nothing.

    /going back to doing something, which in fact means nothing.

    @121: Don’t you have an inside track at a local shoe store…Tuesday and I could escort you to the MALL so we could get you matching shoes and purse…then we can go hang out in the Food Court.

  126. 10 Jul 2008 at 11:01 amOdie said:

    don’t worry sweet, I will do a lot of extra nothing just for you today

  127. 10 Jul 2008 at 11:04 ambelmont yo said:

    This thread has gender issues.

  128. 10 Jul 2008 at 11:13 amsweet said:

    Is that what happened to Marcus Vick?

  129. 10 Jul 2008 at 11:19 amshenanigans said:

    @70: I didn’t see you, I was stuck outside painting. Thanks for the compliment btw!

  130. 10 Jul 2008 at 11:26 amTuesday said:

    Shopping? Uck.

  131. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:27 pmDonk said:

    Stanley,
    I need to figure out how to get a hold of you outside of here. I don’t have your email or ph#.
    Maybe one of the villains that has my info will forward it along to you?

  132. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:28 pmshenanigans said:

    @131: Go to the Outback Lodge tonight and look for the dude with the ’stache.

  133. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:29 pmDonk said:

    Well.. yeah… but I don’t think that Michohacana is going to be open that late.
    And besides… parlie will have a stomach full of roofies and beer by then. He won’t even be hungry.

  134. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:33 pmStanley said:

    Donk: I’m stanleysparks at the google mail service we all know and love.

  135. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:38 pmDonk said:

    Gotcha. Thanks.

  136. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:41 pmshenanigans said:

    Ooh, Stan, I think he’s gonna ask you out!!!

  137. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:43 pmStanley said:

    136: As long as he’s aware of my firm no-HJs-on-the-first-date policy.

  138. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:46 pmshenanigans said:

    What about a Beej?

  139. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:51 pmStanley said:

    138: Are you offering? How forward of you! But I must decline.

  140. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:52 pmDonk said:

    If I see you at the concert tonight, does that count as a second date?

  141. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:56 pmshenanigans said:

    @139: Wow. Guys usually love to get my Boolean Expression Editor for Java

  142. 10 Jul 2008 at 3:59 pmStanley said:

    140: I haven’t yet revealed my HJ policy for second dates. For all you know, it’s even firmer.

    /heh

  143. 10 Jul 2008 at 4:29 pmoy said:

    What about a Beej?

    it’s almost like you’re summoning me to participate. Too busy, ttyl

    /obligatory: “yes, please!”

  144. 10 Jul 2008 at 4:33 pmDonk said:

    Hey Thor,
    Can you expand the ‘Recent Comments’ section on the side so that it’ll keep a slightly longer history? I’m not smart enough to remember the names of the posts that I want to follow the thread on.

    /Or maybe everyone else knows a trick that I don’t.

  145. 10 Jul 2008 at 4:36 pmmc said:

    oh stanley… but fyi: the only time I’ve heard a guy argue against BJs was while hanging out with one of Stanley’s comrades. Donk, I think you’re safe from feeling pressured into any heavy petting with his crowd.

    /convo with comrade was a friendly chat at a fine dining establishment, get your minds out of the gutter.

  146. 11 Jul 2008 at 9:39 amshenanigans said:

    Not to be a downer, but I keep seeing these signs all over Crozet talking about some dinner fundraiser to benefit some poor girl in a coma. The name seems familiar and today it hits me. She was one of my regulars from Oxo. Always drank Malibu & Cranberry, and was a real sweetheart. She was leaving the mall one day and a drunk driver smashed into her. That is fucking sad. I hope she gets better and I’ll have a Malibu & Cran for her tonight.

  147. 11 Jul 2008 at 11:45 amecho said:

    @146: Is she the girl the fire department was trying to raise money for?

  148. 11 Jul 2008 at 12:05 pmshenanigans said:

    @147: Believe so.

  149. 11 Jul 2008 at 12:43 pmbelmont yo said:

    Boy we really suck at driving drunk.

    click “interactive map”

    (culled from fark)

  150. 11 Jul 2008 at 2:48 pmecho said:

    Little Johnny writes Santa a letter.

  151. 11 Jul 2008 at 2:48 pmecho said:

    @150 has some foul language

  152. 12 Jul 2008 at 3:11 pmStreet said:

    And now for something completely different.

  153. 12 Jul 2008 at 5:45 pmbelmont yo said:

    Jesus. I just listened to a lecture on memetics as understood through parallels in natural selection and genetics. My mind is ruined for a while now. I have to rethink my reality.

    What? Yes, I listen to lectures and documentaries like you all listen to music.

    /nerdgasm.

  154. 12 Jul 2008 at 6:55 pmDonk said:

    Don’t worry B Yo.. My technology habit just feeds my documentary addiction.

    /You are not alone.

  155. 13 Jul 2008 at 9:00 amThor said:

    downtown was so crowded last night.. students getting back in town, love it or hate it

  156. 13 Jul 2008 at 1:55 pmbelmont yo said:

    My technology habit just feeds my documentary addiction.

    Lately I have been through all the This American Life radio series twice, through all the Moth stuff, burned through the RadioLab seasons (all really great, btw), am enjoying the new series Backstory, but they’re new. Im about two thirds of the way through all the TEDTalks stuff on the Youtube.

    Dont even get me started on torrents…

    What will I do next? I start to wilt when I don’t have interesting perspectives on curious subjects pumping through my ear holes. Ya got any hot sources for this sort of stuff?

  157. 14 Jul 2008 at 7:07 amStreet said:

    To the selfish fucktard that stole my laptop from The Box on Saturday night: I hope you die a slow and horrible death.

    To the internet: It was fun, but all good things must come to an end. So long and thanks for all the fish.

  158. 14 Jul 2008 at 7:53 amGobbler said:

    Did anyone else hear the gunshots around 11pm, last night. They came from the SFS (South First Street) housing complex. 8 shots, pause for enough time for me to get to the phone and call the police. 2 more while it rang… 3 more while I was describing the neighborhood to the operator, hang up. 2 more.

    That shit is scary, man. I know it’s probably mostly “gang on gang”, but still it’s too close.

  159. 14 Jul 2008 at 10:00 amThor said:

    Where is everyone? I feel lonely.

  160. 14 Jul 2008 at 10:03 amhoodatbe said:

    i’m here thor . . .

    gobbler - 15 gunshots on sunday night - that is super scary!

  161. 14 Jul 2008 at 10:10 ambelmont yo said:

    I feel lonely.

    Don’t you have, like, a pantheon, or something?

  162. 14 Jul 2008 at 12:12 pmbelmont yo said:

    Four new discs up on the bloggy, doggy daddies - a leetle bit of everysing. Enjoy.

  163. 14 Jul 2008 at 12:55 pmaussiebound said:

    I hear that the old star hill spot is gonna be a new urban looking tapas place called ‘Si’ apparently theres one in Richmond..anybody heard of it/eaten there? Supposedly they’re still doing music upstairs too..dunno if they’re gonna do anything to help the sound.

  164. 14 Jul 2008 at 1:04 pmbelmont yo said:

    Another tapas place? Do we need mas? Si! Wait, que?

  165. 14 Jul 2008 at 1:07 pmStanley said:

    Uh-oh, looks like they do take-out orders. Nobody tell Mas. They’ll be flummoxed by the very idea.

  166. 14 Jul 2008 at 1:56 pmshenanigans said:

    It’s feckin’ boring on here today. WTF people?! Did you hear that an 8 year old and an 11 year old beat up some guy on 4th NW Friday night? 8 and 11! Sweet baby jezzus!
    In other news, when does the French 4th of July party start tonight?
    ?

  167. 14 Jul 2008 at 1:59 pmparlie said:

    @158 - that was me, shooting back.

    LO-OL, no it wasn’t. our neighborhood is the BEST! support your local gangstacracy!

    i hate this place.

  168. 14 Jul 2008 at 3:45 pm40 Ounce said:

    I celebrated Bastille Day by going to the new La Michoacana for lunch (it was almost dinner time in Paris).

    It’s said to be the fixed-location incarnation of the Taco Truck. My carnitas burrito, made to order, was tasty and huge. It came with two sides. The refried beans were delicioso y auténtico. The spaghetti side was more of an enigma. (Couldn’t tell whether it was homemade — but it was disconcerting to see that the small collection of groceries for sale there includes a stack of Chef Boyardee products.)

    Tamales and tacos are $2. (Gotta go back for the Taco Loco. It’s not on the posted menu, but the paper menu describes it as a combination of chicken, beef and chorizo, with toppings. Yum.)

    Other items are gorditas, nachos, burritos, quesadillas and tortas. The choices max out, price-wise, with enchiladas at $8. There is a selecione de chicken, beef, beef tongue (no thank you, from this gringo), pork, pork grinds (sic), and B.B.Q.

    Bebidas are aguas frescas (horchata, coco, jamaica), jarritos, bottled sodas, Dole Juice (sic), and bottled water.

    Ambience - Simple, bright and friendly. Limited seating (two tables).
    Cash only.
    Mon-Thur 10-9, Fri & Sat 11-11, Sun 11-9
    1138 E. High St (across from the Joy gas station)
    409-9941

  169. 14 Jul 2008 at 3:59 pmbelmont yo said:

    Is there a vegetarian burrito?

  170. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:16 pmStanley said:

    169: Yep.

  171. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:17 pm40 Ounce said:

    @ 169

    Yes.

    At Chipotle.

    /you saw that coming

  172. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:19 pmbelmont yo said:

    Not a big fan of chipotle… its like a burrito hospital in there.

  173. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:22 pmCortez said:

    Not a big fan of chipotle - it’s a McDonalds people can’t you see that?

  174. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:24 pmparlie said:

    take that back.

  175. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:25 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    NO NO! It’s not owned by McDonalds.

    “In the past, McDonald’s Corporation owned a majority interest in Chipotle. McDonald’s has since sold their entire stake in Chipotle; full divestment was completed in October 2006.”

  176. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:28 pmparlie said:

    suck it, cortez.

  177. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:31 pmshenanigans said:

    It is nothing like McDonald’s. Chipotle actually points out that they use unprocessed, seasonal, family-farmed, sustainable, nutritious, naturally raised, added hormone free, organic, and artisanal ingredients. Very cool. McDonald’s gets the exact opposite of that.
    That said, I’d prefer if it was a burrito bar and I could make it myself.

  178. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:32 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    “You people!?” mmmmmmmmmmmm girl! You better step!

  179. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:32 pmCortez said:

    didn’t say it was owned by McDonalds. I said it was McDonalds. Spun it off with an IPO back in 06. There you have it, Mexican McDonalds. Would you like refried beans with that?

    Suck it internet.

  180. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:34 pm40 Ounce said:

    My last Chipotle burrito looked and tasted like Juan Valdez.

  181. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:36 pmCortez said:

    Atomic Burrito please come home.

  182. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:36 pmbelmont yo said:

    Whatever they use, it was the most bland burrito I have ever had in my life. And so few options for customization. And never any specials or anything different. Ever.

    +1 for being all wholistic and shit

    -5 for reinforcing the culture of homogeny and predictability

  183. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:36 pmshenanigans said:

    @179: Yeah, still don’t see how it has anything in common with McDoodoo’s. Fail.

  184. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:40 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    ahaha we are on the cusp of a ridiculous argument. Let me get my lawn chair and lemonade.

  185. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:42 pm26 world said:

    @181 Everyone always cries for local places to come back *after* they fold. The trick is helping places to stay open in the first place, and not just go there for late night, é?

  186. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:43 pmshenanigans said:

    @182: Some people like for their food to be the same way everytime and predictable. Why do you think Outback Steakhouse is so popular?

  187. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:44 pmbelmont yo said:

    Both Chipotle and McDonald’s = culture of homogeny and predictability.

    Sure, Chipotle doesn’t make their food out of lips, hoofs and anuses, and their marketing department kicks all kinds of ass over whatever “Im Lovin It” bastards are spending Micky D’s cake on hookers and blow. But I gotta call it as I see it.

    /”the comforts you’ve demanded are now mandatory”

  188. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:45 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    @186 - because there are no rules, just right.

  189. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:49 pm40 Ounce said:

    Atomic B didn’t offer a whole lot in the way of variety, customization options and menu changes.

    Maybe Chipotle could win people’s hearts by bringing in late-night music in a little nook by a window.

  190. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:49 pmbelmont yo said:

    Some people like for their food to be the same way everytime and predictable.

    Im not arguing that they don’t. Im arguing that it sticks in my craw personally.

    Why do you think Outback Steakhouse is so popular?

    Its that fried myocardial infarction of an onion thing, innit? That or their restroom doors are worm holes to Australia saving hours of flying time when traveling to New Zealand? I’ve never been.

  191. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:50 pmshenanigans said:

    @185: Excellent use of an acute e.

  192. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:51 pmCortez said:

    @183

    Five of the company’s top officers come from McDonald’s. Is that still a fail?
    http://www.forbes.com/2006/01/19/mcdonalds-chipotle-yum-cx_sr_0120ipooutlook.html

  193. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:53 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    But that article was written before Chipotle cut ties with McD’s in 2006. Now that’s not damning, those 5 may have left too, but I’m just pointing out the timing of it.

  194. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:53 pmshenanigans said:

    @192: So people with money in the food business had something to do with some money with another place with food in the food business? Oh, well, they are the same place then. You win.

  195. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:55 pmshenanigans said:

    I came from OXO, and now I’m at X Lounge. So, like, X Lounge is OXO?

  196. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:55 pm26 world said:

    @191 Reppin the French-Canadians

    /tho I am not one.

  197. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:56 pmbelmont yo said:

    5 may have left too

    3 were made into burritos, two into big macs.

    Who cares who owns what, they both suck.

  198. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:56 pmshenanigans said:

    If you go to Zinc tonight be sure to ask Frenchy if he’s French-Canadian. He loves it!

  199. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:57 pmbelmont yo said:

    I heard Frenchy is Ronald McDonald.

    /and roadies for Van Halen..

  200. 14 Jul 2008 at 4:58 pmshenanigans said:

    @197: Yerah, well : Atomic Burrito, not homogenous, not predictable= closed
    Chipotle= rolling in the $$$$

  201. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:01 pmbelmont yo said:

    Yerah, well : Atomic Burrito, not homogenous, not predictable= closed Chipotle= rolling in the $$$$

    Yerah, well… OXO not homogenous, not predictable = closed, Outback Steakhouse = rolling in the dough.

    Your point was what, exactly?

  202. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:03 pmshenanigans said:

    @201: Actually, OXO had a Halibut dish that was the same for 9 years. Pretty predictable. And they didn’t close because they weren’t homogenous. You are lucky I’m about to leave and can’t verbally twist your nip for that shitty remark.

  203. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:03 pm40 Ounce said:

    @200: I loved Atomic, but it was more predictable than the DP editorial page.

    The Box features many more menu choices and personal options. (And some interesting drinks.)

  204. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:05 pmshenanigans said:

    I love The Box. And it is always the same!!!

  205. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:07 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    @201, 202 - Twisted nip, and you didn’t even have to buy her a drink.

  206. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:08 pm40 Ounce said:

    You people.

    You should use “homogeneous” in preference to “homogenous.”

  207. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:08 pmbelmont yo said:

    for that shitty remark.

    Not a shitty remark, a logical argument. I still don’t know what you are trying to defend. Are you trying to convince me that I should like Chipolte?

    OXO had a Halibut dish that was the same for 9 years

    Actually, Im just arguing for the halibut.

    /wacka wacka!

  208. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:10 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    Why, because homogenous isn’t even a word? We got ourselves a Jesuit priest on our hands here, guys.

    /loaded. LOADED with sarcasm. Good catch 40.

  209. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:12 pm26 world said:

    @203 and is a totally different concept with different food and different owners.

    Plus, I’m not sure that all restaurants necessarily want to cater to crowds who like “interesting drinks,” which are just shooters in a martini glass, btw. Still can’t believe people buy $9 shooters in the Ville, but happy for the restaurants that rake that in. I mean, you can find “interesting drinks” at a TGIFridays, too, and you’ll even get some flair for your troubles.

    /I like the Box, just sayin’ you’re somewhat apples-and-oranges-ing this.

  210. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:14 pm40 Ounce said:

    Now see here, 208!

  211. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:17 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    Well I’ll be!

  212. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:19 pm26 world said:

    @202 I think we’re confusing predictability with…uh…not sure what. A local place in Cville can have the same dish for 9 years and that dish can still be superior to anything on a chain restaurant’s menu.

  213. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:19 pmbelmont yo said:

    @ 210 You are right. I picked the wrong one. But then again, if Chipotle descended from McD’s…

  214. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:21 pm40 Ounce said:

    “just shooters in a martini glass”. Horribly true in many cases.

    But that’s hardly a fair description, Mr. Worldly, for a Saigon 66 (champagne, gin and homemade lemon grass syrup) and some of CHaz’s other offerings at The Box.

  215. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:28 pmGobbler said:

    Sorry, gotta say it. The Box blows, i had one enjoyable meal there, and 3 bad ones. Haven’t really heard a good thing about it in over a month.

  216. 14 Jul 2008 at 5:38 pm26 world said:

    Perhaps an interesting thread discussion, given the notion that there are, perhaps, too many restaurants opening (and closing) in our fair hamlet, is how would people thin the herd? Which restaurants should go, in order to allow others to gain more solid business. Which places could Cvillains do without?

    I’ve mentioned this before, and please hear this in an old-timers voice if you like, but “back in my day,” you pretty much had Eastern Standard, C&O, Metropolitain, Duner’s, Fellini’s (Chief’s “Felonies”), and maybe some options like Memory & Co., etc. Now, I feel like there are a million options, but very few that I’m actually excited (or at least look forward) to have the food (only Fleurie, Petit Pois, Mas truly make the list, though there are a few designated hitters on occasion).

  217. 14 Jul 2008 at 6:43 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    @215 - Gobs, I have only been to the Box twice, and they were both in the last month. Delicious. Honest. Some friends of mine had been there in the last few months and HATED it. Perhaps a resurgence, perhaps luck, but good nonetheless.

  218. 14 Jul 2008 at 8:18 pmbelmont yo said:

    I weary of looking at the cow thing.

    /so alone.

  219. 14 Jul 2008 at 8:23 pm40 Ounce said:

    Cows not my choice either.

    An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
    Once said, “There is one thing I do know:
    A woman is fine
    And a sheep is divine
    But a llama is Numero Uno!”

  220. 14 Jul 2008 at 8:33 pmcolfer said:

    Upon the pampas plain
    While riding dogie for the toff
    I was espied by his lassie maiden
    And bloody stabbed for a moment’s pleasure

    Yo in that darkened moment
    Around us cried the molly moos!
    We grunted on to satisfaction
    Carried by the springs of a Chevy rambler

  221. 14 Jul 2008 at 8:39 pm40 Ounce said:

    Yo in that darkened moment

    What was he doing down upon the pampas plain?

  222. 14 Jul 2008 at 9:07 pmStanley said:

    What was he doing down upon the pampas plain?

    Giving a Groucho to a gaucho.

    /doesn’t even know what a “Groucho” is; but it sure sounds icky

  223. 14 Jul 2008 at 9:21 pmFloozy said:

    @222 I believe you just invented the mid West equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez . Congrats Stanley…. we are so proud.

  224. 14 Jul 2008 at 9:21 pmStanley said:

    223: The blog has given me so much. I try and try to give back.

  225. 14 Jul 2008 at 9:22 pm40 Ounce said:

    A Groucho is what Bill gave Monica, using his famous cigar.

  226. 14 Jul 2008 at 9:30 pmFloozy said: