La Taza Got Robbed

A birdie sends in the following:

la taza was broken into last night.a substantial amount of cash was taken from a secret hiding place ….or not so secret it would seem. This is 100 kosher information. 

We didn’t do any journalism, so its just a rumor.  But, it is from a reliable source, so we think it’s true.

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11 Responses to “La Taza Got Robbed”

  1. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:19 pmLulu said:

    Josh Hamilton also got robbed last night.

  2. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:19 pmGobbler said:

    Great story. Tell it again.

  3. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:23 pmshenanigans said:

    Who is Josh Hamilton?

  4. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:27 pmGirth Brooks said:

    what is 100 kosher information?

    do they sell that at La Taza?

  5. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:29 pmLulu said:

    If you use teh googles, you’ll see see that Josh Hamilton is a former drug addict/tatoo enthusiast, among other things.

    I knew cvillers were trending hippy, but c’mon, folks.

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  7. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:30 pmbelmont yo said:

    Josh Hamilton also got robbed last night

    …and they only took ten dollar bills.

  8. 15 Jul 2008 at 4:42 pmshenanigans said:

    @5: Google told me he was some baseball player. I haz confuz?

  9. 15 Jul 2008 at 5:01 pmLulu said:

    Okay, I’ll play nice…

    Yeah, he’s a ballplayer. After making a comeback from drug addiction, he participated in the Home Run Derby last night. Normally someone hits about 5-10 homeruns in their turn. He broke the record of 24 by hitting 28 in his first round (off of his 71 year old high school coach). It was an amazing showcase of hitting, and a great feel-good story of a man making good on his life.

    Until he lost in the final round to someone who only hit a total of 22 over three rounds and is a Canadian. So yeah, he got robbed.

    Okay, back to real life…

  10. 15 Jul 2008 at 6:15 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    Jeez Louise - lotsa coffeeshops are getting broken into these days. Though if taken from a secret hiding place, it sounds like it may have been an inside jorb.

    My secret hiding place was always behind the wicker laundry hamper in the linen closet.

    /olly olly oxen free

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