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Free for All XI

Posted by Vanillavy on July 23rd, 2008 316 Comments

I present to you the Waffle House Wedding:

Waffle House Wedding

I also present to you a new free and for all. Joined together in holy matrimony, free for all shall love each other till death do them part.

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316 Responses to “Free for All XI”

23 Jul 2008 at 11:58 am1dieter said:

Please see the slide show before entering the thread- You will be glad you did!
Thanks Belmont Yo!
23 Jul 2008 at 12:00 pm2shenanigans said:

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/main.asp?SectionID=6&SubSectionID=84&ArticleID=16944
23 Jul 2008 at 12:01 pm3shenanigans said:

Oh my bad. There it is at the top already.
23 Jul 2008 at 12:09 pm4df said:

Another example why there should still be blood tests and no marrying first cousins. Yikes! gene pool looks a little shallow.
23 Jul 2008 at 12:10 pm5belmont yo said:

I love it when the free for all is still free. Here. Kill ten minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSb-nV8l2QY
23 Jul 2008 at 12:35 pm6shenanigans said:

There’s a music venue going in the back of Reid’s? Sweet!
23 Jul 2008 at 12:56 pm7Street said:

Doggy.
23 Jul 2008 at 1:22 pm8Gen_K said:

Wow. I haven’t seen Rejected in years. I love it.
23 Jul 2008 at 3:08 pm9Stanley said:

Well, I think the wedding ceremony is endearing and that mocking it seems more than a bit classist and mean.
23 Jul 2008 at 3:14 pm10belmont yo said:

I agree stanley. To express our support of this blessed union, lets write letters to the brides mom. In syrup.
23 Jul 2008 at 3:14 pm11Stanley said:

Silmo Syrup!
23 Jul 2008 at 3:15 pm12Stanley said:

Seriously, though. I don’t waffle in my opinion of this matrimony. It’s eggs-ellent. These folks have true grit.
23 Jul 2008 at 3:21 pm13dieter said:

Don’t get all scrambled up, hashing out your feelings or you’ll be toast.
23 Jul 2008 at 3:45 pm14Silmo Syrup said:

Please don’t send me to those people
23 Jul 2008 at 3:49 pm15caroline said:

silmooooooooo! i double love you!
23 Jul 2008 at 3:51 pm16shenanigans said:

C, you might wanna drink less of your coffee. (!!!!!!)
23 Jul 2008 at 3:57 pm17caroline said:

whoops, sorry.
AM I BEING TOO LOUD SHEN??
/making myself another mocha!
23 Jul 2008 at 4:06 pm18Silmo Syrup said:

CAROLINE!!! Where you been?
23 Jul 2008 at 4:08 pm19caroline said:

the question is where have you been my love?
23 Jul 2008 at 4:10 pm20Tuffy McFucklebee said:

Waffle House gives me the creeps. It just looks sketchy. I mean, the sign even looks like a ransom note.
-Jim Gaffigan
/paraphrasing from his killer show in Richmond last Friday
23 Jul 2008 at 4:15 pm21Stanley said:

Jim Gaffigan was in Richmond last Friday?! Dammit!
23 Jul 2008 at 4:22 pm22Tuffy McFucklebee said:

Amazing Show - All new material + Hot Pockets.
23 Jul 2008 at 4:36 pm23Stormy said:

How about bacon?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-aJ6bTnco00
23 Jul 2008 at 6:52 pm24Odie said:

Thor, when can we expect to see the interview with C-VILLE?
23 Jul 2008 at 6:58 pm25Floozy said:

Talking of killer stand up… I have tickets to see Lewis Black in Richmond on July 31st. I will laff.
23 Jul 2008 at 7:14 pm26orchid said:

@25 i used to work with him but i don’t think i’ve ever seen him do standup.
23 Jul 2008 at 7:23 pm27Floozy said:

Maybe you should wear shorter skirts.
23 Jul 2008 at 8:29 pm28orchid said:

i don’t know if that’s possible.
23 Jul 2008 at 9:32 pm29Floozy said:

Maybe they need to be longer then.
/just sayin’
23 Jul 2008 at 9:36 pm30caroline said:

flooze, you drunkie?
23 Jul 2008 at 9:37 pm31Floozy said:

Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhh Caroline? Is the Pope Catholic and does mouseshit roll downhill?
23 Jul 2008 at 9:38 pm32caroline said:

i luv you flooze.
24 Jul 2008 at 2:47 am33belmont yo said:

thanks to all you villains that came out tonight and made it extra special at the cafeteria tonight!

oh yeah. that was exactly none of you. thanks.

im done.
24 Jul 2008 at 9:44 am34Donk said:

Anyone know why Water St has been closed down @ Melting Pot? Fire trucks and police cars have been there for ~45 minutes.
24 Jul 2008 at 9:51 am35dieter said:

@33 There was a big thunderstorm and it just easier to stay home when one of those things let’s loose.
I can’t imagine it was personal. I’m not scared of much but lighting- yeah that will crisp you right up. That’s before all the trees that block my garden path and the street of this fine city. No power etc.
24 Jul 2008 at 9:59 am36Lulu said:

@34: Well, I don’t see any plumes of smoke or anything, so I doubt the place has burned down. I’m sure we’ll get some kind of report/update in a couple of hours if not sooner.
24 Jul 2008 at 10:04 am37Donk said:

@36
Yeah. The cops had sirens on when they got there, but it looks like they have all gone. There are still firetrucks and guys in neon yellow vests. A couple of camera crews were there are one point. The crane never stopped working, so I doubt it is related.

Maybe a gas line break or something? If so, I would expect the area to be more cleared out.
24 Jul 2008 at 10:15 am38Donk said:

@34,36,37

Looks like it’s just a downed power line.
24 Jul 2008 at 10:15 am39shenanigans said:

@33: Me and the boy walked by and I was like, “Can we go in?” And he was like, “I have to get up early tomorrow”…so no Snatch for me. But it’s ok, cuz I was toasted.
24 Jul 2008 at 11:13 am40Odie said:

@33 sorry B’Yo, Shen was too busy lip synching early 90’s songs, grabbing a random dude’s ass over and over and over again (he liked it), and judging fat people at CDC. Next week, I’m sure.
24 Jul 2008 at 11:15 am41shenanigans said:

Lies!
24 Jul 2008 at 11:30 am42Thor said:

@24.. no idea. They’ve been talking to the D/R and Spicy Bear boys too.
24 Jul 2008 at 11:44 am43Stanley said:

Looks like it’s just a downed power line.

I just heard tell of a gas leak on the north side of the DTM, in at least one office space.
24 Jul 2008 at 11:46 am44Tuffy McFucklebee said:

@43 - Wednesday Guadalagiardia staff lunch?
24 Jul 2008 at 11:47 am45Stanley said:

44: zing!
24 Jul 2008 at 11:56 am46Lulu said:

Hey Thor, if we submit a post, is there any way of knowing if you’ve rejected it or have it lined up to go live?

Also, to everyone, when writing posts using links, do you prefer links that open a new window, or just in the current one?
24 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am47mc said:

new window/tab is bestest.
24 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am48Thor said:

if we reject anything without sending someone a notice it’s blatent advertorial.. if there are other issues, we’ll send you an email
24 Jul 2008 at 11:59 am49shenanigans said:

Yay for Lulu post. Can’t wait!
24 Jul 2008 at 12:01 pm50Lulu said:

@49: Don’t get too excited… it’s nothing too special.

Didn’t want to rock the boat on my first post. That comes later.
24 Jul 2008 at 12:09 pm51Lulu said:

@38: Yep:
http://www.charlottesvillenewsplex.tv/news/headlines/25853299.html
24 Jul 2008 at 12:13 pm52shenanigans said:

Please please pleaseeee rock the boat.
24 Jul 2008 at 12:18 pm53mc said:

I will read 52 as having to do with sex. cvillain makes me feel adolescent.
24 Jul 2008 at 12:19 pm54Stanley said:

new window/tab is bestest.

CTRL+Click will accomplish this. I say, leave it to the reader to decide whether to open it in a new window/tab (again, by clicking and simultaneously holding the CTRL key).
24 Jul 2008 at 12:26 pm55orchid said:

@33 i would have come

le petit mort is lovely.
24 Jul 2008 at 12:27 pm56Thor said:

you can click with 3rd mouse button (usually wheel) and it will open in a new tab
24 Jul 2008 at 12:29 pm57mc said:

54: booooo. I surf the web half comatose with one limp finger on the keyboard navigating me back and forth across the tubes.
24 Jul 2008 at 12:29 pm58mc said:

56: mouse? button?
24 Jul 2008 at 12:40 pm59Stanley said:

57: the internet is not for the shiftless, mc.

/er, shift key? What?
24 Jul 2008 at 1:24 pm60Lulu said:

Didst some fellow break the WordPress?
24 Jul 2008 at 1:27 pm61Tuffy McFucklebee said:

I think the internets can be repaired using The Google.
24 Jul 2008 at 1:40 pm62shenanigans said:

I don’t have anything to wear to the Disco party.
24 Jul 2008 at 1:42 pm63caroline said:

@62 that’s okay I heard clothes were optional.
/not really
24 Jul 2008 at 1:55 pm64five said:

@62. Disco Party? I’m thinking of rocking my blocks and some bell bottoms.
24 Jul 2008 at 3:41 pm65Lulu said:

Cruising the “Charlottesville” Flickr images, I stumbled across this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/henrock/2697551982/

The description made me chuckle, and the website of the purported institute looks awfully shady too.
24 Jul 2008 at 4:23 pm66shenanigans said:

@65: Isn’t that the weird gate-surrounded building on Emmet before you get to Sam’s Kitchen? I always wondered what the “Federal Executive Institute” was…
24 Jul 2008 at 4:31 pm67Lulu said:

The one and only.
24 Jul 2008 at 4:36 pm68Tuffy McFucklebee said:

I heard that the goings on at the Federal Executive Institute here in town was the inspiration for the 1987 Matthew Broderick film Project X.
24 Jul 2008 at 4:39 pm69shenanigans said:

Dude, there is some sketchy government shit going on I think. Thor, you should investigate. Oh, hey, there’s a knock at the door…funny, I wasn’t expecting visitors. Hellooo—AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
24 Jul 2008 at 4:39 pm70Donk said:

I’ve never made the mistake, but a friend of mine swears that he tried a U-turn in that driveway once and the guards wouldn’t allow him to leave until they recorded all of his drivers license info, as well as that of his passengers.

/We’re all going to disappear in the night.
24 Jul 2008 at 4:47 pm71Lulu said:

Maybe I shouldn’t have brought it up.

/oh dear, look what I’ve done.
24 Jul 2008 at 5:00 pm72Tuffy McFucklebee said:

How weak is this: This year’s Best of CVille awards will be held at…Rapture. Guh.
24 Jul 2008 at 5:03 pm73Stanley said:

Federal Executive Institute

They have a website. I found it using The Google. Looks like leadership training for upper management types doing government work. But yeah, this is most likely all just a cover for some black-ops, UFO-designing, water-boarding funhouse.
24 Jul 2008 at 5:03 pm74Cortez said:

@70 When I first moved to town I missed a turn and made the mistake of trying to turn around in that driveway. I didn’t get detained for identity check but the posture of guard at the gate made it pretty obvious that I should turn around……. quickly.

Would not recommend it as a place to pull off the road.
24 Jul 2008 at 5:08 pm75five said:

Maybe some of those guys from the Federal Executive Institute will be at the Disco Party… In Black suits and dark sunglasses.
24 Jul 2008 at 5:25 pm76mc said:

they hold top secret management meetings in classrooms, wear polo shirts and eat in a dining hall. It is menancing, people, and I wouldn’t wish it on my enemies. they do car checks because it’s the fed gubment and they hate terrism.
24 Jul 2008 at 7:15 pm77Donk said:

Well.
The friend that relayed the story would fall into the long haired hippie category…
So, I’m not sure if that makes it more or less believable that they gave him a hard time.

/wait, man…. what? this is, like, not even my car,man.
24 Jul 2008 at 7:38 pm78parlie said:

is a fedex a federal executive?

a fedex is totally a federal executive. you guys know i’m right.

that’ll be 10 sandwiches, please.
24 Jul 2008 at 8:04 pm79belmont yo said:

not sure if that makes it more or less believable

That would be less. Knee jerk is knee jerk, no matter which side of the spectrum. Which not to say that some sinister shit doesn’t go down at that joint. Used to know a CMT that gave massages there…

/club ok, parlie?
24 Jul 2008 at 8:04 pm80df said:

Federal Executive Institute=Outward Bound for mid level bureaucrats
24 Jul 2008 at 8:16 pm81lolo said:

and all is right with the world.
24 Jul 2008 at 8:22 pm82parlie said:

i found the same website stanley did @73, but later. except i used macintosh, not a google.
24 Jul 2008 at 8:50 pm83Floozy said:

I work with some dudes that did a renovation job on that joint. Apparently it is a stunning old building and whoever pay-rolled the fix-up had NO limit to their bank account.
/Hey Byo…. glad to see you recovered from your snarkolepsy
24 Jul 2008 at 9:43 pm84Stanley said:

except i used macintosh, not a google.

I can google from my macintosh, but first I have to pour a pint of bourbon onto the keyboard. Or, at least, that’s what I did last time, and it turned out great, as far as I remember.

/caveat: I don’t remember that far.
24 Jul 2008 at 9:49 pm85mc said:

bourbon, keyboards, claims of memory loss… did Stanley just turn into parlie? is the rapture happening?
24 Jul 2008 at 10:20 pm86caroline said:

floozy “works” with some dudes.
/and by works i mean she’s wasted.
24 Jul 2008 at 10:36 pm87belmont yo said:

Hey Byo…. glad to see you recovered from your snarkolepsy

not a complete recovery, but hey, fake it til you make it.

omg, im AA’ing myself… which means I get no free doughnuts. damnit.

/welcome yo
24 Jul 2008 at 11:27 pm88Stanley said:

b-yo! w00t!
25 Jul 2008 at 10:36 am89shenanigans said:

@85: I saw an ad on Craigslist of an Atheist who will take care of Christians’ pets after the Rapture for a small fee. Hilarious.
25 Jul 2008 at 10:51 am90Stanley said:

I saw an ad on Craigslist of an Atheist who will take care of Christians’ pets after the Rapture for a small fee. Hilarious.

Reminds me of this story:

For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when — according to Christian end times dogma — Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist. You’ve Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ,” reads the website, which is purportedly run “by Christians, for Christians.”
25 Jul 2008 at 11:05 am91Thor said:

pelican eats a pigeon… yummm
25 Jul 2008 at 12:23 pm92Donk said:

Just a heads up…
That UPS virus/spyware that went around this past week looks like it’s pimping a new ride. There’s an email going around thanking you for your airline booking and saying that $XXX dollars have been charged to your credit card. They even generate a little username for your account to make it look legit.

Anyway, do yourselves and/or your network admin a favor and don’t open the extension.
25 Jul 2008 at 12:23 pm93Donk said:

/err…. extension = attachment
25 Jul 2008 at 1:48 pm94Street said:

Could this be the future of the mall?
25 Jul 2008 at 1:49 pm95Odie said:

ThisSideUp, where the hell were you for the Liberty thread the other day? Half the reason I was bashing LU so hard was to get you to come out of the woodwork.
25 Jul 2008 at 1:53 pm96Donk said:

Did anyone know that there are ninjas in Charlottesville?

A couple of days ago I was hanging out in my front yard when I heard a suspicious but deadly pitter-patter.

I look down the street, and there is a ninja running towards me. A fully garbed from head to toe, swords, sai, and nunchucks included, ninja. I’m talking about a real metal swords here.

I did the only thing that seemed logical at the time and pretended not to see the ninja. I wanted to take a cell phone picture, but I didn’t want to find out that the ninja didn’t like his picture being taken. I just went back to washing my car and listened intently for the sound of a sword coming out of its’ scabbard.

He ran right past me and continued running as far as I could see him down the street.

It was a little bit unexpected.
25 Jul 2008 at 1:55 pm97ThisSideUp said:

@95 I thought about it but then I did a little reverse psychology tracking and realized that was happening. I must concur with the thought that LU is weak academically. However, if your goal in life is to work in the church realm that’s the place to be…especially now that you can get rug burn going 30 mph down Liberty mountain! So, to summarize, I wasted a ton of dough getting a degree from a college known nationally not for academics but for its right winged founder. YAY!
25 Jul 2008 at 2:40 pm98Donk said:

Ok. So, the ninjas are on the topic black list then?

1. Cville Ninjas
2. Federal Executive Building
3. Reasons that certain restaurant owners/co-owners might be seeking refuge in their Corner Acropolis?
25 Jul 2008 at 2:45 pm99Odie said:

4. politics
5. sports
6. Thor’s mom (oh wait, nevermind we actually did that one)
25 Jul 2008 at 2:49 pm100ThisSideUp said:

@99 So you’re saying porn watching is NOT a sport?
25 Jul 2008 at 2:51 pm101Thor said:

My mom, again?

The best spam email subject line I ever saw:

Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says Nasa

/WHAT?!
25 Jul 2008 at 2:59 pm102Stanley said:

101: That wasn’t spam, Thor. That was parlie trying to convince to invest in his cockamamie plan to fly to Mars and grow weed. (No one’s told him how much closer Canada or California would be.)
25 Jul 2008 at 3:23 pm103Odie said:

I can haz weekend preview?
25 Jul 2008 at 3:38 pm104ThisSideUp said:

@103 Your weekend preview: Constant state of drunkenness followed by nachos and an early wakeup call by the hangover monster.
25 Jul 2008 at 4:06 pm105ThisSideUp said:

No but really. We’re at like zero hour for the weekend preview! Where is it???
25 Jul 2008 at 4:22 pm106Stanley said:

105: You will start your weekend without any internetical guidance. Rather, your only guidance will be interneutical. The absence of a clear path will leave you feeling emasculated, and you will head to the Corner to drown your sorrows at your favorite upstairs watering hole; however, you will find it shuttered. The resulting distraught will plummet your spirits to heretofore unknown depths until, one day, the internet gives you a free iPod.

/not!
25 Jul 2008 at 4:28 pm107Odie said:

@105 wanna join the wine tasting / Friday’s circuit? it starts at Market St. at 5:45
25 Jul 2008 at 4:33 pm108ThisSideUp said:

@107 See text
25 Jul 2008 at 4:49 pm109five said:

@107. Hopefully we’ll meet for the wine tasting at Crush. Are you in for Disco tomorrow???

/I am… in a big way.
25 Jul 2008 at 5:07 pm110oniss said:

Do you know how often I’ve checked the site for the non-existent week-end preview?????

/need to know the stuff I’m not going to be doing
25 Jul 2008 at 5:14 pm111Street said:

My weedend will be as follows: drunky–>throbbing hangover–>work–>drunky–>throbbing hangover–>work–>drunky. Lather, rinse, repeat.
25 Jul 2008 at 5:15 pm112Street said:

oops, I made a tae-po.
25 Jul 2008 at 6:34 pm113Donk said:

So, what do you do when you see the same sketchy looking guy just standing around outside your house (on the street) at the same time, two days in a row?

He took off after he saw me watching him yesterday. When I drove past him today, he looked dead at me, slowly shook his head, and put his finger up to his lips, clearly communicating the ’shhhh’ gesture.

That’s a little sketchy, right?
25 Jul 2008 at 6:44 pm114Street said:

That’s sketch-a-phonic, d0000d.
25 Jul 2008 at 7:15 pm115Stanley said:

113: Sounds like parlie got loose again. Who’s shift was it to be watching him? This is unacceptable guys.
25 Jul 2008 at 7:21 pm116Stanley said:

er, um, “whose”.

/no one saw that, right? good.
25 Jul 2008 at 7:29 pm117Floozy said:

OMFG… I am guilty Stanley….I was on Parlie-Watch and the snakey little fucker said he needed a drink of water FOR THE 50TH TIME and I said “Well get in your ninja jammies and I’ll go get you a ba-ba” and I came back and the bastard was legging it up the road in his best PJ’s and now I have some water that I don’t need and Ethan isn’t around to tell me what to do. Should I pour it into a rainwater barrel or try and stuff it back up the faucet? I am so scared about what I should do with it….. URGENT GUIDANCE NEEDED … is there a recycle emergency number I can call??? I don’t know what the fuck I should do with this 8oz glass of water that is no longer needed.
25 Jul 2008 at 7:30 pm118Floozy said:

need. Fuck.
25 Jul 2008 at 7:42 pm11926 world said:

@118 Was that a separate call for assistance?
25 Jul 2008 at 7:59 pm120Floozy said:

hahaha… ROFLMAO…..Floozy by name, floozy by nature
/26 world you are my new e-crush
25 Jul 2008 at 8:02 pm121Thor said:

We need more e-crushes on this site. i had a few back in the day
25 Jul 2008 at 8:22 pm122Floozy said:

Brilliant Thor…..we should have an e-crush poll… who would you most like to e-screw?
25 Jul 2008 at 8:45 pm123Thor said:

haha great idea. i’ll work on that
25 Jul 2008 at 9:02 pm124mc said:

dude, you’re gonna have to enable multiple answers on such a poll. I’m crushing on a solid 33% of villains at any given moment.

join the queue for 26 world, flooze. I think Stanley swooned first, followed by EVERYONE. although the awesome of 117 should let you jump in line a few places.
26 Jul 2008 at 1:28 am125Stanley said:

I confess to being the first swooner over 26 world. I’m a pioneer, that way.
26 Jul 2008 at 8:57 am126mc said:

I’m a pioneer, that way.

I always thought it was the facial hair.
26 Jul 2008 at 11:03 am127Donk said:

I e-crushed mc first. It was the Athens connection.

I lurv Shenanagrams.

/please make my head stop exploding.
26 Jul 2008 at 11:04 am128Donk said:

Oh..
And have any of you seen my car? I’ve contacted the milk box people. We’re working on a composite sketch.
26 Jul 2008 at 2:53 pm129caroline said:

lilith! My ecrush is Lilith.
26 Jul 2008 at 6:15 pm130mc said:

awww, Donk! to quote my original villain crush, you’re some sweet internet sugar. click my name for some athensy goodness.
26 Jul 2008 at 6:18 pm131belmont yo said:

What is an ecrush?

Dang, yesterday this board was popping. Of course I had to work literally twenty hours. Today, I am sitting on my thumbs and there’s nothing but tumbleweeds. I need to get my timing belt adjusted.
26 Jul 2008 at 6:24 pm132mc said:

yesterday was one of the best villain days in a while. I have an e-crush on yesterday.
26 Jul 2008 at 7:20 pm133belmont yo said:

I want to take all my yesterdays and wrap them in a pillowcase and have orchid throw them in the road for me.

I have an ecrush on oblivion. Kiss me behind my eyes, oh dark quiet spirit of distraction.
26 Jul 2008 at 9:02 pm134cbob said:

I have an ecrush on belmont yo. It’s the dark and roving eyes. I just wanna drag him down to the river and…
26 Jul 2008 at 9:36 pm135belmont yo said:

My eyes are dark because I am blind… which is, in fact, my only salvation.
26 Jul 2008 at 9:55 pm136Floozy said:

Oh good God what happened to just getting drunk and laid? …. now I have to kiss someone’s fucking eyeballs as well? Give me a ball kissing break… what’s a girl to do…. it used to be so simple… go out- get drunk- get propositioned by someone that looks human- get laid- get up next morning- regret-repeat. Bring back the old days I say.
26 Jul 2008 at 10:57 pm137belmont yo said:

My old days are in a pillowcase, waiting for automotive disposal.

You are spoken for flooze, so its easy to talk. You aint gotta kiss no eyeballs.
26 Jul 2008 at 11:12 pm138cbob said:

Kissing eyeballs is sorta hot, Floozy. Am I wrong?
27 Jul 2008 at 4:49 am139mc said:

@138: not wrong.

who just got home? idididididid! whoa, was that disco party weird or what?
27 Jul 2008 at 10:15 am140Thor said:

i liked the disco party!
27 Jul 2008 at 11:43 am141Odie said:

You gotta wonder what the God of Thunder wears to a Disco Party
27 Jul 2008 at 11:45 am142Thor said:

spandex, duh
27 Jul 2008 at 1:36 pm143cbob said:

In the hour I was there I witnessed:

A) A 50 year old woman dancing on the bar and opening her legs in my face while I’m waiting for a drink.
B) A fight outside as the bar was closing
C) A dude stmbling drunk falling on his ass not once but twice outside, then arguing with his gf, and THEN getting punched in the face.
27 Jul 2008 at 2:14 pm144caroline said:

was the C part Parlie?
27 Jul 2008 at 3:18 pm145colfer said:

The Daily Progress is devoted to Beer Run today. It’s the lead story on A1. Other stores are alluded too, but mentioned until the jump. Also, staycations.
27 Jul 2008 at 3:19 pm146colfer said:

but not mentioned until the jump, that is
27 Jul 2008 at 3:43 pm147Silmo Syrup said:

CBob about sums up the disco party. I used to love X Lounge, but no more. Here’s my question:

When did X Lounge transform itself into the skanky, wannabe-strip-club, hell-hole of idiocy and bad-taste that I witnessed last night?

Just asking
27 Jul 2008 at 3:56 pm148colfer said:

could be when i went there last week. i noticed they slowed down the music to get us to stop dancing.
27 Jul 2008 at 4:25 pm149cbob said:

@147 Indeed.

There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
27 Jul 2008 at 6:15 pm150mc said:

are you saying it’s the fault of the space party? you’re probably not wrong. I do believe I read somewhere recently that villains were just a bunch of yuppie douchebags, so we may have destroyed something we loved. sorry world.

Also, charlottesville and all the students turned townies get a little shoutout here. (plus there’s a nice description of the town where donk and I used to live.)
27 Jul 2008 at 6:47 pm151five said:

The X Lounge rocked last night!!!

I was there for over 3 hrs with some out-of-townies and the dance floor as well as the club were packed. The crowd was cool and Shen was holding it down for the villains.

It’s a club full of drunk people; so things like fights and disorder are bound to happen every now and then.

/Looking forward to Escafe next Saturday.
27 Jul 2008 at 9:14 pm152cbob said:

Perhaps I wasn’t drunk enough and that was the problem? I remember the music sucked (which explains why the dancefloor was packed). Oh yeah - it was disco. I was there for a couple hours with some cvillains and had a great time on the patio. I don’t hate X Lounge categorically but on a Saturday when they’re having a frat party I truly truly hate being inside. The patio was incredible - the parade of clowns that emptied out into the street at closing time was worth every second of being uncomfortable while getting a drink. What a spectacle!
27 Jul 2008 at 9:46 pm153Silmo Syrup said:

I like cbob.
27 Jul 2008 at 10:18 pm154Stanley said:

I didn’t expect my absence from the cVillain party to so deeply affect the blog. I want to apologize to you all.
27 Jul 2008 at 10:41 pm155five said:

@152. We should get absolutely trashed this coming Saturday…

/cool?
28 Jul 2008 at 8:27 am156cVillain » Blog Archive » Which cVillain Do You E-Crush the Hardest? said:

[…] all started with Comment 120 in the latest Free for All. Floozy said she now e-crushes on 26 World. It reminded me that I’ve had a lot of e-crushes […]
28 Jul 2008 at 9:58 am157echo said:

This gives a whole new meaning to firecrotch.
28 Jul 2008 at 10:06 am158shenanigans said:

Hey Silmo and cbob, keeping insulting X Lounge please. And then come in and try to get a drink. Won’t happen.
28 Jul 2008 at 10:09 am159Thor said:

Oooo snap
28 Jul 2008 at 10:20 am160lolo said:

Hey Stan, did you notice he who shall not be named had a really good week last week?
Si se peude !!
28 Jul 2008 at 10:26 am161Stanley said:

160: I did notice that, except, of course, I have no idea what you’re talking about since we don’t talk about that here. But yeah, a very good week.
28 Jul 2008 at 10:40 am162shenanigans said:

I’d like to mention that Silmo ordered two drinks worth $13, but instead threw me a fiver and walked away. You owe me $8 idiot.
28 Jul 2008 at 11:46 am163darkstar said:

Out of the Blue Question for the Free for All: I just got my laptop fixed, and I now have the ability to access the magic of the interwebs in places other than my cave of solitude. Can anyone advise me on which downtown bars/ restaurants have free wifi? Bonus for happy hour in addition to free wifi. If you give me any good advice, I’ll buy you a drink if you’re at the bar when I show up. Cheers!
28 Jul 2008 at 11:46 am164Donk said:

I’d like to mention that I ordered eleventy drinks, paid with a gift certificate and then stumbled my ass home in a long zig zaggy line.
28 Jul 2008 at 11:47 am165Donk said:

@163
I heard Wild Wings has free wifi.

For a more downtown location, Tea Bazaar.
28 Jul 2008 at 11:50 am166shenanigans said:

@164: You were so cute. Too bad you bought rounds of shots for DUDES.
28 Jul 2008 at 11:54 am167Silmo Syrup said:

I gave you a twenty
28 Jul 2008 at 11:58 am168Silmo Syrup said:

@158 - Wow. You’re tastes sure have changed since http://cvillain.com/2007/12/11/confessions-of-a-local-barmaid/
28 Jul 2008 at 11:59 am169shenanigans said:

You gave me $5.
28 Jul 2008 at 12:20 pm170Silmo Syrup said:

Well if I did it was an honest mistake for which I apologize. I wish you had said something before turning away. I certainly would never walk out on a bill
28 Jul 2008 at 12:48 pm171Donk said:

@166

Hmm.. now that you mention it…. I blame you for not supplying more villainettes. Now we’ve REALLY got to find a stronger drink for my name.
28 Jul 2008 at 12:51 pm172echo said:

Now we’ve REALLY got to find a stronger drink for my name.

I’ve been working on a drink that is deserving of my name, but I haven’t found the right combination yet. The research is the best part.
28 Jul 2008 at 12:57 pm173Odie said:

@171 One of those shots was for me, and I appreciated it. I thought we already discussed how it’s a bad idea to buy drinks for girls. Buying drinks for villains, however, is a totally different story.
28 Jul 2008 at 12:57 pm174mc said:

I blame you for not supplying more villainettes.

maybe if it didn’t feel like crotch watch all night on the bar, more girls would feel comfortable hanging out. I liiikkke x lounge, it just felt sketchy on saturday.

/paid full price, sans one set of gift shots.
28 Jul 2008 at 1:03 pm175shenanigans said:

*SNORT*—-crotch watch….LMFAO. Don’t go up the stairs in a short skirt either.
29 Jul 2008 at 8:51 am176dieter said:

OH noes. There is a Woot off going on right now-I’ll never get any work done.
29 Jul 2008 at 10:09 am177Tuesday said:

It’s TUESDAY bitches! It’s Tuesday! I finished all my work last night so that I can come out and play tonight! Yay!
29 Jul 2008 at 10:19 am178echo said:

@177: Hellllloooooo! It’s your mom. ~~It’s for you.~~ I need you to watch the kids tonight.

/inevitable
29 Jul 2008 at 10:21 am179Lulu said:

I’m looking at myself reflections of my mind, It’s just the kind of day to leave myself behind.

Afternoon is coming.
29 Jul 2008 at 10:21 am180Tuesday said:

NOT! She promised. I helped her get her butt back on the internets and more importantly I helped her fix her Quickbooks aka her money source. Basically, I saved her life. There will be no children tonight — well, except or me. Ready to babysit?
29 Jul 2008 at 10:24 am181echo said:

Always
29 Jul 2008 at 10:30 am182eduardo said:

I like happy things and glitter and shit.
29 Jul 2008 at 10:41 am183shenanigans said:

Me too
29 Jul 2008 at 10:45 am184Lulu said:

@177: Garfield Minus Garfield shares your sentiment, if not your enthusiasm:

http://media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXOb6nw0r4t6TCgo39_r1_500.gif
29 Jul 2008 at 10:49 am185Odie said:

@177 yay! A Tuesday with Tuesday is quite fitting for my last one.

Let’s blow this thing up…any other takers for South Street tonight? There are a lot of villains out there I haven’t met yet, and since I’m leaving town in a couple days, this is one of my last opportunities to socialize. Who’s in?
29 Jul 2008 at 10:51 am186ThisSideUp said:

@184 You’re up early!
29 Jul 2008 at 10:52 am187echo said:

I’m not going to be able to make it.
29 Jul 2008 at 10:53 am188ThisSideUp said:

And if we’re making an official guest list it’s me plus one.
29 Jul 2008 at 10:56 am189iamglamazon said:

185, are you all still talking about SS? what’s the big deal on tuesdays?
29 Jul 2008 at 10:57 am190Odie said:

@187 I call “bullshit.” echo hasn’t missed a Tuesday at South Street since the turn of the century
29 Jul 2008 at 10:59 am191echo said:

That was my impression of Tuesday, but I did hear that Katie won’t be bartending tonight.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:02 am192ThisSideUp said:

@189 I don’t know. I’ve never been for a Tuesday HH at SS. But why not get excited? It makes the day go by faster.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:02 am193echo said:

I can’t not talk about South Street. I love Shenanigans and it’s unrequited so I have to go to SS every week and drown my sorrows in tepid beer.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:03 am194Odie said:

@189 two reasons:

1. Happy Hour runs until 9pm on Tuesdays at SS (duh)
2. Tonight will be Odie’s Irish funeral
29 Jul 2008 at 11:06 am195Donk said:

I’m going to try and make it over there tonight.

7′ish?
29 Jul 2008 at 11:07 am196shenanigans said:

South Street used to be THE spot to go on Tuesdays when there were $2 beers and lots of ass. Some douche form the Hook? wrote a piece about it and ABC cracked down on SS. Also, there’s been a decline in hot ass hanging out there. But it’s still fun to go and meet up with people before the weekend. Because we don’t have any other chance to do that during the week. Not like Wednesday night or anything. We are alkies.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:08 am197Odie said:

@195 i think the general consensus is a 7 pm start time
29 Jul 2008 at 11:13 am198dieter said:

@196 let’s hope that the increase in cvillains didn’t cause the decrease in “hot ass”. I’m sure that’s is not your meaning
29 Jul 2008 at 11:30 am199echo said:

@193 (shen): Actually, you’re just my e-crush which is also unrequited, so I drown my e-sorrows in e-beer.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:31 am200shenanigans said:

Sorry dude. My e-heart belongs to Flooze.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:33 am201echo said:

*sigh* I know.

Barkeep, give me another e-shot.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:36 am202Tuesday said:

Hey! What about me. I am making Odie my new favorite…enjoy your 15 minutes of silence echo!

Odie if you mention it being your last Tuesday again — I am going to pound on you just a bit.

Dieter are you going to bother showing up this week? Yes, is the correct answer.

Yay! for more villains at Tuesday. Shen when you come SS has lots of hot ass. Duh.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:40 am203echo said:

Tuesday you’re obviously my favorite. *whisper* Don’t tell orchid. *whisper*
29 Jul 2008 at 11:42 am204Tuesday said:

Lies will get you nowhere echo. Now go to the corner with no beer.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:42 am205orchid said:

You’re dead to me.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:44 am206shenanigans said:

I am an ass-woman
29 Jul 2008 at 11:44 am207echo said:

Lies? You know me better than that.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:48 am208sweet said:

echo, you are not employing the Rule of Rapture Man. You must go back to the master and study at his feet again.

/You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:50 am209echo said:

Who’s Rapture Man? I bet he knows where to get some roofies.

At the rate I’m going, I’ll need a much smaller boat. Maybe a kayak.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:52 am210shenanigans said:

Just heard that Thursday is a Singles party from 6-10 at X Lounge. Benefits going to S.A.R.A
29 Jul 2008 at 11:53 am211Odie said:

what is S.A.R.A.?
29 Jul 2008 at 11:53 am212Tuesday said:

True Story echo.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:54 am213shenanigans said:

Sexual Assault Resource Agency I think.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:55 am214Donk said:

Sexual Assault Resource Agency (I think)
29 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am215belmont yo said:

Bet I know what they’ll beserving.
29 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am216shenanigans said:

Whoa! get off my wavelength Donk-y
29 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am217echo said:

Tuesday, was that a “true story” to knowing I don’t lie, or me needing a smaller boat?
29 Jul 2008 at 12:00 pm218belmont yo said:

Also adding to the hot ass at south street, will be these fine young honeys
29 Jul 2008 at 12:02 pm219Tuesday said:

You don’t lie.
29 Jul 2008 at 12:05 pm220echo said:

Phew, I was about to go kayak shopping during lunch.
29 Jul 2008 at 12:09 pm221Tuesday said:

Hahaha. Don’t bother…or wait that could be fun tonight. Hmmm. Work on that
B yo - those women are the OPPOSITE are women I would hate! Tell them they aren’t invited to anything remotely fun.
29 Jul 2008 at 12:42 pm222echo said:

shenanigans, you didn’t tell us your house got raided.
29 Jul 2008 at 12:45 pm223shenanigans said:

You think that’s funny, there actually are people around here (well out in the country a little) hoarding cats like that. When I worked at the SPCA, Animal Control would bring in some seized cats from situations like that. The cats were all fucked up too.
29 Jul 2008 at 4:38 pm224Thor said:

balloon release gone wrong.. haha.. dont stop watching till it’s over..
29 Jul 2008 at 4:42 pm225shenanigans said:

WTF Thor? That was lame.
29 Jul 2008 at 4:44 pm226echo said:

Yeah, you can stop watching after a minute. The rest is pointless.
29 Jul 2008 at 4:44 pm227Floozy said:

That is hilarious… here is another great balloon one… BABY
29 Jul 2008 at 4:50 pm228Thurston622 said:

http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3319478/71534241.jpg

Do anyone of you know these chicks? Did they used to hang out at Oxo late night?
29 Jul 2008 at 4:51 pm229shenanigans said:

I told them betches to give me back my T-shirts.
29 Jul 2008 at 4:54 pm230belmont yo said:

Thurston, that picture is from a party that “cobrasnake” ( http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos.html) shot. This guys basically travels around with hot girls (Uffy!) and wicked dj’s (AM, Aoki) and takes pictures of people having a lot more fun than we do.

/my umbrage is in the closet, let me show you my jealousy.
29 Jul 2008 at 4:57 pm231echo said:

people having a lot more fun than we do

belmonty o, you have been misinformed. No one has more fun than we do. If they say they do, they are lying.
29 Jul 2008 at 5:02 pm232five said:

@230. Very interesting site. Can we try that as cvillains? Have a theme before we go out and make everyone jealous that they didn’t get the memo?
29 Jul 2008 at 5:05 pm233echo said:

Tonight’s theme is drunk. I want all of you to think about how to best illustrate this theme. We all need to be in costume at SS by 10, so make sure you leave yourself enough time to get ready.
29 Jul 2008 at 5:05 pm234belmont yo said:

That japanese dude was from my college town. He is now famous. I am now, well… i dont know the word for it… destitute-ish?

/may as well start making a bindle stick.
29 Jul 2008 at 5:10 pm