Heads up, future Burger Joint customers. Veg chicks won’t swap spit with you.

Posted by shenanigans on July 28th, 2008 26 Comments

I saw this blog post on the myspaces and it is whack. It’s entitled “Kissing Meateaters” and it gets more and more ridiculous the more you read. I love the chick who says her boyfriend gets the “hand block”if he so much as even touches ketchup. I’m veg but I seriously would not be freaked out kissing a carnivore. I mean, I’m not jamming my tongue down his throat and tasting his dinner or anything. It’s funny how preachy and full of it some of these extreme veg people are. Please note the chick whose hubby can’t be veg because he’s in the military and the crazy guy who starts screaming that meat-eaters are Nazis. Guess he’s never heard of the Godwin law.

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26 Responses to “Heads up, future Burger Joint customers. Veg chicks won’t swap spit with you.”

  1. 28 Jul 2008 at 8:13 am1Thor said:

    I have a feeling that chick in the blog post probably has never had a boyfriend and she is really undesirable.

  2. 28 Jul 2008 at 8:23 am2Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    wow, I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I can sorta see where she’s coming from on this, but for a different reason. I’m always a hint self-conscious about my post-meal breath, whether it be stank from a Bloomin’ Onion, or greasy gross from a burger/mac n’ chee. In fact, my kin tell me I have “hot nun breath” which is about as bad as it gets. Can I get an amen from my Cathys?

    The responses of the reviewers on the myspace come across as altogether high-horsey. Relax…brush your effin teeth and move forward. Or…the ultimate savior there: go right to 3rd base.

    /Listerine pocket packs 4 eva

  3. 28 Jul 2008 at 9:18 am3mc said:

    not even veggie, but I’d avoid kissing after my boyfriend ate a hamburger. tuffy is right. the real question is, why are you still hanging out on myspace??

    as a final point, I’ll link to this nytimes article (“I love you, but you love meat”) which I linked to back in February but is on topic. (really I’m just avoiding the e-crush post.)

  4. 28 Jul 2008 at 9:56 am4shenanigans said:

    @3: Yes, but would you give him the HAND BLOCK? And I like myspace better than facebook.

  5. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:32 am5Ethan said:

    @4 obviously not adult enough for LinkedIn.

  6. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:34 am6Wingnut said:

    those people are ridiculous. mouthwash/pocket strips/gum. it’s not difficult.

    /that is all.

  7. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:38 am7shenanigans said:

    @5: Linkedln is for douches.

  8. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:40 am8Ethan said:

    You’re just jealous cause you don’t have a real job.

  9. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:41 am9Floozy said:

    Popcorn… lights, camera…ACTION.

  10. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:44 am10shenanigans said:

    @8: Oh reallly? I don’t have a real job? Where the fuck do you think I am right now?

  11. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:56 am1126 world said:

    on the internets?

  12. 28 Jul 2008 at 10:57 am12mc said:

    @4: no, I did not give the handblock because I am not a sassy black woman circa 1994. Also, I liked friendster best. RIP friendster.

  13. 28 Jul 2008 at 11:10 am13shenanigans said:

    Ethan’s real job is being an arrogant know-it-all.

  14. 28 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am14danprri said:

    Meat is murder!

    Tasty, tasy murder….

    http://shop.cafepress.com/design/18966764

  15. 28 Jul 2008 at 12:22 pm15orchid said:

    i wouldn’t kiss my first boyfriend one night because he ate octopus. that really turned him on.

  16. 28 Jul 2008 at 12:27 pm16Sen. Larry Craig (R) Idaho said:

    Who needs mouthwash or breath fresheners when you’re getting anonymous tail in an airport bathroom?

  17. 28 Jul 2008 at 12:35 pm173stix said:

    I had an onimivorous girl not kiss me cuz I had been chewing tobacco. Is that the opposite?

  18. 28 Jul 2008 at 12:41 pm18mc said:

    chewing tobacco? ggggrrrrooooooosssssss.

  19. 28 Jul 2008 at 12:49 pm19Lulu said:

    Concur.

  20. 28 Jul 2008 at 12:57 pm20dieter said:

    Isn’t this what breath mints are all about? One of my less savor friends says veg chicks are only a vowel away from their ultimate destination. For some reason this guy still does well with woman.

  21. 28 Jul 2008 at 2:41 pm21Wingnut said:

    you know, i’m really surprised that no one has commented on the SERIOUSLY DISTURBING pic at the top of this post. i don’t know which is worse, the dude or the burger…

    /no, i’m not Veg, but that is one hella intimidating burger!

  22. 28 Jul 2008 at 3:06 pm22W8LUCMDK said:

    Speaking of large pieces of meat…

  23. 28 Jul 2008 at 4:33 pm23Ethan said:

    @13 I am flattered and will take that as a compliment.

  24. 28 Jul 2008 at 4:52 pm24Wingnut said:

    @22
    i just left that door wide open, didn’t I?

  25. 28 Jul 2008 at 7:07 pm25orchid said:

    @21 because we’ve seen it before.

  26. 29 Jul 2008 at 9:38 am26Wingnut said:

    @25
    whoops…sorry.

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