I saw this blog post on the myspaces and it is whack. It’s entitled “Kissing Meateaters” and it gets more and more ridiculous the more you read. I love the chick who says her boyfriend gets the “hand block”if he so much as even touches ketchup. I’m veg but I seriously would not be freaked out kissing a carnivore. I mean, I’m not jamming my tongue down his throat and tasting his dinner or anything. It’s funny how preachy and full of it some of these extreme veg people are. Please note the chick whose hubby can’t be veg because he’s in the military and the crazy guy who starts screaming that meat-eaters are Nazis. Guess he’s never heard of the Godwin law.
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- Name the New High End Burger Joint Coming to the Corner
- When UVA has bred you… and you spit in the mothership’s face…is that hip?
- Ultimate Veggie Burger Of Charlottesville
I have a feeling that chick in the blog post probably has never had a boyfriend and she is really undesirable.
wow, I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I can sorta see where she’s coming from on this, but for a different reason. I’m always a hint self-conscious about my post-meal breath, whether it be stank from a Bloomin’ Onion, or greasy gross from a burger/mac n’ chee. In fact, my kin tell me I have “hot nun breath” which is about as bad as it gets. Can I get an amen from my Cathys?
The responses of the reviewers on the myspace come across as altogether high-horsey. Relax…brush your effin teeth and move forward. Or…the ultimate savior there: go right to 3rd base.
/Listerine pocket packs 4 eva
not even veggie, but I’d avoid kissing after my boyfriend ate a hamburger. tuffy is right. the real question is, why are you still hanging out on myspace??
as a final point, I’ll link to this nytimes article (“I love you, but you love meat”) which I linked to back in February but is on topic. (really I’m just avoiding the e-crush post.)
@3: Yes, but would you give him the HAND BLOCK? And I like myspace better than facebook.
@4 obviously not adult enough for LinkedIn.
those people are ridiculous. mouthwash/pocket strips/gum. it’s not difficult.
/that is all.
@5: Linkedln is for douches.
You’re just jealous cause you don’t have a real job.
Popcorn… lights, camera…ACTION.
@8: Oh reallly? I don’t have a real job? Where the fuck do you think I am right now?
on the internets?
@4: no, I did not give the handblock because I am not a sassy black woman circa 1994. Also, I liked friendster best. RIP friendster.
Ethan’s real job is being an arrogant know-it-all.
Meat is murder!
Tasty, tasy murder….
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i wouldn’t kiss my first boyfriend one night because he ate octopus. that really turned him on.
Who needs mouthwash or breath fresheners when you’re getting anonymous tail in an airport bathroom?
I had an onimivorous girl not kiss me cuz I had been chewing tobacco. Is that the opposite?
chewing tobacco? ggggrrrrooooooosssssss.
Concur.
Isn’t this what breath mints are all about? One of my less savor friends says veg chicks are only a vowel away from their ultimate destination. For some reason this guy still does well with woman.
you know, i’m really surprised that no one has commented on the SERIOUSLY DISTURBING pic at the top of this post. i don’t know which is worse, the dude or the burger…
/no, i’m not Veg, but that is one hella intimidating burger!
Speaking of large pieces of meat…
@13 I am flattered and will take that as a compliment.
@22
i just left that door wide open, didn’t I?
@21 because we’ve seen it before.
@25
whoops…sorry.