Saxx for Sale (On Craigslist too!)

Posted by Thor on July 28th, 2008 27 Comments

 Saxx Charlottesville for Sale

I hereby label this week: “The Week of Selling Charlottesville Venues and Restaurants on Craigslist”

As one of our commenters pointed out, Saxx has also listed itself for sale on Craigslist.

The post on Craigslist reads:

Thinking of owning a lounge/club? Well look at the beautiful Saxx Jazz & Blues Lounge located in the heart of the prestigious downtown Belmont.  The lounge is equipped with bar, performance stage, 6ft tv movie screen  with projector, in house hi-tech sound system and more.  With standing occupancy of 225 and seating of 165, this establishment  is great for suttle sophisticated nightlife. Book your favorite band or schedule private events such as wedding receptions, business meetings,  birthday parties etc… You’ll be delighted with one of the most elegant and luxurious atmospheres that Charlottesville has to offer!

Ok, this is funny now. What is the next Charlottesville business for sale on Craigslist?!

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27 Responses to “Saxx for Sale (On Craigslist too!)”

  1. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:06 pm1echo said:

    Someone should put Spicy Bear up for sale on Craigslist.

  2. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:06 pm2Thor said:

    It is for one million bud lights.

  3. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:10 pm33stix said:

    Danm, Saxx is awesome, except for the lack of draft beer. I think it could turn into a fantastic Belmost music venue.

  4. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:10 pm4Odie said:

    How do we know if these ads are legit? I guess they sell everything on Cragslist so it doesn’t necessarily surprise me. It just seems…strange, right?

  5. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:11 pm5Chest Kitten said:

    “suttle sophisticated nightlife”

    quite sophisticated indeed

  6. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:14 pm6Thor said:

    We don’t know know they are legit, but there is a sign up in La Taza offering Saxx

  7. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:19 pm7shenanigans said:

    Alice from OXO told me that pretty much every restaurant in town is always up for sale.

  8. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:21 pm8aussiebound said:

    Fellini’s #9 is on there too - or was a few weeks ago

    http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/bfs/749739654.html

    no idea if its serious, I haven’t heard anything else about it.

  9. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:22 pm9Thor said:

    haha.. hmmmmm maybe this whole craigslist thing is a prank on cvillain?

  10. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:22 pm10Thor said:

    is UNCUS up to something?

  11. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:24 pm11Cortez said:

    @ What does the sign say?

    /Thinking “If you want Saxx call (XXX) XXX-XXXX” prolly wouldn’t get the right people to call.

  12. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:25 pm12Odie said:

    What does a “turn-key business” mean? I saw it in the Fellini’s and Saxx ads, and I have no idea what it means.

    /not in the biz

  13. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:25 pm13echo said:

    But they are using reasonable prices. If I was going to make a fake post, I would sell Rapture for three fitty and a case of Bud Light.

  14. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:26 pm14ThisSideUp said:

    @12 It means a business that comes with all the fixins. Just buy and open.

  15. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:33 pm15Tuesday said:

    I am so getting a sugar daddy to buy this for me so I can turn it into a roof top dance club with a stripper section.

  16. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:34 pm16shenanigans said:

    Yes please!

  17. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:35 pm17sweet said:

    Tuesday…you are alive! And with great ideas, as usual. *sigh*

  18. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:45 pm18sweet said:

    echo, don’t you want to own them both (Rapture and Saxx)? we can call the echo I and and echo II, or, maybe change Rapture to John 3:16 and Saxx to Sexx (as it will have the stripper section, etc). I think Monday and Thursday nights are still available for heavy drinking event-nights…a full week of planned non-sobriety. Heaven indeed.

    /time to post on Craigslist for sugar momma

  19. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:45 pm19Tuesday said:

    Help a sister out with the sugar daddy…or lesbian woman Shen.
    Aw. I missed you sweeet.

  20. 28 Jul 2008 at 1:48 pm20echo said:

    @18: Is it time for me to start my restaurant empire?

  21. 28 Jul 2008 at 2:25 pm21sweet said:

    thass wadda ime thinkin, dude

  22. 28 Jul 2008 at 3:34 pm22Tuesday said:

    Duh, echo, duh.

  23. 28 Jul 2008 at 4:50 pm23cbob said:

    Does it include the meatballs?

  24. 28 Jul 2008 at 5:28 pm24dieter said:

    @15 what is a sugar daddy costs running these days, are they affected by higher gas prices?
    Do they have to keep you in shiny baubles or are they just paying for the comestibles?

  25. 29 Jul 2008 at 10:45 am25iamglamazon said:

    byo, you’ve got the golden ticket!

  26. 29 Jul 2008 at 10:53 am26grin and bear it said:

    That poting on the c-list has now been deleted by the author. Damn missed out on being part of the Belmont clique!!!

  27. 29 Jul 2008 at 11:48 am27belmont yo said:

    missed out on being part of the Belmont clique!!

    Well, I guess you better just, well… you know.

    /golden ticket? am i parked illegally again?

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