It all started with Comment 120 in the latest Free for All. Floozy said she now e-crushes on 26 World. It reminded me that I’ve had a lot of e-crushes on this site.. Lys, Floozy, Lu Sid and more that are super secret.
What is an E-Crush?
It’s a meaningless crush on someone that rarely goes fulfilled. Instead of normal crushes which desire looks, baby production potential and security, you value digital snark, alcoholic banter and wit. Rumor has it that some e-crushes turn into real crushes, but this is very rare.
Which cVillain do you E-Crush the most?
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Tagged as: cVillain, e-crush, Questions
Is Lu Sid ever coming back? Can we blame there not being a weekend preview on her absence?
Lu Sid is on vacay. You can blame me for lack of weekend preview, because I am lazy.
The strangest thing just happened… I was in BestBuy and Shenanigans was there buying up the store supply of wireless modems, and was screeching at this Geek Squad guy ” These had better all have different IP addresses dickwad, or I will come back here and put them sideways up your nerdy little ass”.
Then her credit card got declined and she ran out the door screaming. What could possibly be going on?
vote for stanley. he’s dreamy.
@ 3 Hahahaha
If you have met someone in real life (IRL in parlienacular), can they still be an e-crush?
/no one’s crush.
Did X and Y each add each other?? How sweet.
I e-crush - Lilith and the Flooze
vote for stanley. he’s dreamy
In the end, I’ll claim it was parlie’s endorsement that sunk me. He’s like the Reverend Wright of eCrush politics.
@3: OMG. STFU.
I probably top the E-Loathe list.
11: The free market of opinions is a bitch, Ethan.
Me gusta Ethan.
/truth to powers-that-be
i’ll freely admit a Shen e-crush, she seems like a pretty cool chica to slam shots with.
Wingnut, we can slam e-shots all day honey.
@12 While the bitch market of opinions is free.
this is like some weird high school superlatives thing. tummy … hurting. good thing someone at my job already voted so I can put off making a decision until I go home.
/who will I chooooseeee????
if only we could slam real shots all day. that’s what i really need…
I will buy you a shot if you vote for me. Beat that you other e-bitches.
I just sold my vote on Craigslist for $100. I have to go and meet some woman just off I64 near Crozet to give her my IP address. See you later.Sure hope she isn’t a weirdo.
@11, I too would like to know about the E-Loathe list.
No way, don’t get to know Shen, she’ll just call you out and ruin your identity. Stupide e-brat.
@19 What if Silmo votes for you, but keeps dissing X-Lounge?
Gobbler’s identity is being a cranky douchebag.
Also @22 I like that you used the French for “stupid” when referring to Shen.
@23: He gets no shots. EVAR again.
Anyone who actually speaks French knows they don’t say someone is “stupide”. They say “conne”.
@22
@22 Gobbler, you called yourself out, plain and simple.
He did it right here as well.
http://cvillain.com/2008/03/24/nicknames-whats-your-story/#comments
Crap, you’re right. I suck. No one vote for me.
ohhhhhhh snap!
I just got back from that field in Crozet, and wow was she a mad bitch. I gave her my IP address (nicely wrapped in fuschia pink tissue paper and a little teal bow on top) and she threw $92 at me. I said “You owe me $8 idiot” and she said “Get it from Silmo” in a strange fake french accent. That’s the last time I sell something on fucking Craigslist.
@27 Anyone who actually knows English knows the difference between “whomever” and “whoever.”
@34:You forgot to mention how hot she was.
@35: Yeah, I noiced my mistake after I hit Submit comment but didn’t think it was a big deal. I guess it was to you.
Just don’t let it happen again. And buy me a shot. And one for my buddy Silmo.
This e-crush on dead people is freakin me out!
How many dead people are we e-crushing on? e-crushing on lillith is understandable.
Thor because he’s a GOD.
You’re all spelling her name wrong. LILITH.
oops
Somebody add Floozy please. She is awesome.
Why vote for anyone else when there’s free shots on the table if you vote for…
/you know!!!
36: “I noiced (sic) my mistake after I hit Submit comment but didn’t think it was a big deal. I guess it was to you.”
40: “You’re all spelling her name wrong. LILITH.”
lol…situational umbrage
/grabs drink and ducks for cover
@42 That’s right, Shen…how did Floozy and Caroline not make the list…hhmm?
/thanks for the shots, I lurv you, though my liver does not want to see you again, like, EVER. Until next weekend of course (though you are free from X this weekend, right? Par-tay!)
Rumor has it that some e-crushes turn into real crushes, but this is very rare.
is it? it describes my entire dilemma… I don’t know the difference between online and irl crushes anymore. I’m trapped in some kind of modern Tron. all my cutie villain boys look like ones and zeros. can’t decide!
If I have a GF can I still have an e-crush. Is that e-cheating? Should I just be safe and vote for scowly?
@47: It is only e-cheating if your GF is also on the site. Otherwise, she’ll never find out, therefore it isn’t cheating.
one girlfriend per IP address is the rule
It was so much easier when you only had to worry about
areazip codes.@51 Now we have the IP rule, zip code rule and the area code rating system. Too many numbers!!!!
Wow. We are now voting on who we like? Well, my favorites aren’t even there!
Dieter, Sweeeeeeet, Odie, and of course echo. Shen is definitely at the top of my list, but clearly everyone already loves her.
Tuesday! Are you going to be there tomorrow for my last tuesday?
Tuesday where have you been?
Thanks dear. Free beerios for you if you show up manana.
I wouldn’t miss it for the world! However, I wish you weren’t leaving at all Odie
echo, I have been napping…I was realllllllly tired.
Oh no you don’t sweeeeeet. I will see you there though.
@19 (sorry, just got back from lunch with the Mrs and the Peanut)
sorry Shen, before i got to the site this morning, someone from my office had already voted
/don’t remember the last time i had a shot in a bar anyway…
@58: You better get your ass to the library!
So shall tomorrow be named the official Odie farewell partay?
Stop talking about farewelling Odie! I am going to cry and that literally NEVER happens.
/miss him already
A sad day indeed. He introduced me to this wonderful world. Thanks Odie!
Hey wait…do I know you?
Wait! Did I name you?!
You did indeed name me. And then I almost broke your camera. But alas, it works!
@63 re: 62: Yes
Thanks echo
Sounds like we’re going to have quite the party at South Street this week, but we really need to stop talking about it on Monday because now I want today to be Tuesday.
What time do people usually start arriving for the festivities?
Usually between 7 and 7:30.
Well, the party arrives when I do. Not so sure when the people actually get there.
Yes, ThisSideUp — it is kind of coming back to me. I believe something may have impaired those memories. Uhmmm. You did break my camera! The pictures are all yellow now! You suck. I may have to change your name - I’d tell you to what but this is PG-13 rated site.
/forgives easy…never forgets.
@71: So there hasn’t been a party at South Street for a month? I disagree.
/This site is rated PG-13?
Damn straight there hasn’t been! Don’t kid yourself.
I don’t even remember what it’s like when you are there.
Don’t make me lick your face with your mean comments.
@71 I was told it worked! In any case, I apologize greatly.
Not mean, honest. You’ve missed the entire month of July.
/Still doesn’t believe you will actually be there tomorrow.
@75 Face licking results in beer tapping results in camera ruinations.
Soooo mean. Oh I will be there - I will be there like white on rice. I will also not be speaking to you for at least 15 minutes after my arrival as punishment - then comes the licking.
ThisSideUp you are NOT allowed anywhere near me with liquids. I am pretty good at spilling and ruining everything all by myself.
will also not be speaking to you for at least 15 minutes after my arrival as punishment
You’ll be punishing yourself just as much as you are punishing me.
@79 You are allowed no where near me with cameras. I am excellent at ruining them all by myself.
@80-Oh blah, blah, blah.
hey TSU, you left us face down on Friday…thought you and the ladyfriend were coming to wine tasting and such…Odie and I and five and killer held strong, but the presence of your absence was duly noted amongst the crew
/see you tomorrow night, somewhere out of range of spilled beer, broken cameras, licked faces, and the silent pissing contest between echo and Tuesday
We should place bets on how long Tuesday actually waits before talking to me. I’m calling 3 minutes.
We should place bets on how long you guys are gonna keep talking about going to SS tomorrow.
@83 Yes, plans were changed to simply dinner and a night at home. The lovely lady and myself shall make an appearance manana however.
@85: That’s easy, until 5:00 tomorrow.
Obviously, for some of us our real crush is on South Street
Now back to cVillains and their e-lusty dreamscapes!
Hey maybe if you would come for a change you would have something to add. HINT Ms. I’m too good for Tuesdays at SS. (Said with nothing but love).
@89: *whisper*She came last week*whisper*
WHAT! Grrrr
Yeah and I think she may have enjoyed herself, but I’m not entirely sure.
I had a lovely time. Thanks for the wines boyeeezzz. Unfortunatley, tomorrow I’m going to RVa to see MGMT.
Just not fair, not fair at all.
@93: You are most welcome. It’s too early to start talking about CDC…
normal crush qualification = “baby production potential” ?
OK. Wow Thor. You need some therapy.
/shudders
I can’t make CDC either. Gonna be at that sketchy strip-clubby idiotic place they call X Lounge.
tsk tsk tsk
@93 “it’s time to pretend”
@96, well, a crush is part natural thing in the strictest animalistic sense. you see woman; you think good mate.. that’s what i meant, d00d
/I do need therapy.
so you mean SEX! why didn’t you just say so?
I can’t make CDC either. Gonna be at that sketchy strip-clubby idiotic place they call X Lounge.
There’s an easy solution to that. Someone call the CDC and request a venue.
Forgotten but not gone
@100 I’m picturing Thor in a bar, nudging Parlie and saying ‘Man, I totally wanna knock that girl up’
CDC = Center for Disease Control? Ugh…
Its a secret
mc’s hot!
I can’t believe I’m losing to an imaginary bird. On the internet. Dot com.
we’re also losing to a guy who does nothing but make jokes about his own cock.
duuudde, what is happening up there? I’m blushing at even being listed… I promise I did not send this to my mom and have her vote for me… but really, I can’t explain these results. not at all what I was expecting to see. parlie and Stanley nearly shut out??? I think if this proves anything, it’s that boys are clever, but girls get crushed.
my ecrush is SWEET@46
SmOoCh!
parlie and Stanley nearly shut out???
True, but it’s only fair. In Soviet Russia, parlie and I CRUSH FUCKING EVERYONE!
This smacks of popularity contest.
the cool….. it’s fading
What do you freaks look like? I can’t have a crush of some chicks snarky internet posts can I?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7106-711271.jpg
Hey there cutie e-crush this.
actually I think that is precisely the point. to quote the post:
Instead of normal crushes which desire looks, baby production potential and security, you value digital snark, alcoholic banter and wit.
so I don’t know how that makes me feel… maybe like a drunk.
Also, can we make a new rule: only stanley gets to make soviet russia jokes. he wins every time.
I just want to know who is UBERXY
@ 113 Im going to help you out there Thurston.
Here is my most recent picture
Here is the flooze, at a recent hotdog jumping contest.
Here is good old echo, when he is not drinking at southstreet
Byo…. I see you observe a well balanced diet…. a drink in each hand.
Let us not forget sweet, just back from a spiritual retreat.
@119: I’m going to have to consult the rule book, but I think you simultaneously broke the interweb and superhero rules.
Byo… I have never knowingly jumped over a Weiner….
Od course stanley has his hobbies.
Here’s a pic of shen i snuck last time I was pooping at reid’s.
@123 but you seem to be able to handle a group of them quite deftly
Then there’s donk, always workin on his wheels.
I think we know why parlie doesn’t get out much.
**blush**flutter** … thanks Dieter…. I am known to be a master of my craft.
dieter, my friend, you gotta lay off the beer.
@121 Now you know why they say tantric buddhism is not for everyone. The young initiates must were a body condom to protect the other practitioners from the spiritual outpouring of enlightenment.
/but how did you get that photo of echo? Thought that was under strictest wraps. Too bad echo, back to the drawing board…
Whoops, sorry… dieter
@132 Byo you promised those pictures would just be for us
Let us not forget Mr. and Mrs. Wingnut
Mr. and Mrs. Wingnut, whom I saw out and about the other day.
Of coursemc has always been the studious type.
Is there a pic of me coming?
/excited!
Here’s five on his way to friday’s after… well.. you know.
who wants cupcakes??? .. hmm??? Eduardo wins?! XO
Eduardo has always been a smooth bastard
Rockin facial hair there cbob!
Ten is just not as fun w/o my Villains… just saying…
smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth,,,, where oh where as esc gone? are the vicious rumors true? Chip? an end to THE legacy? clear it up. XO
I honestly cant imagine why the even let odie out of the house, but hey.
Sometimes I print out Eduardo’s comments and show them to local teens as a scare tactic.
This game is no fun. We should just run away parlie. What do you say?
/creating who looks best in a pair of jeans poll…then we will see who wins.
While W8LUCMDK has never been photographed, i did get in his rest room once.
spot on, all of them. damn, monty, this is an amazing campaign stragegy of commenting brilliance.
LOL @145… That was inspired.
fuck… *strategy*
I have one… need to borrow it mc?
@143 I love you.
its so insane to pick just one!!!! so many delicious Villians. so many crushes… so little time… or hope HAHA
mmmm… cup cakes…..
@148 what’s with the random bush quote?
@144 pari jeans? are they french?
Now we know where2o4gets her name.
just vote for Eduardo… hes the coolest and things…
@154: Looking at that made me feel drunk. Thank you.
@152… another one for my ‘Just Say No’ powerpoint presentation to kindergartners.
Everybody knows when Tuesday hits the scene.
the OXO crew… RIP huge crushes on them all.
@154 2o4 has a great pet
/that pic made me dizzy
A rare view of cocoNUT, penning another tartare screed
@158 Esta kicks her bootie! Trailer Park Sunday’s at Babe’s in the RIC… get in the know…. TRUST
here
btw FELIX MILAN is waiting for you. E XO
Actually was able to find a rare picture of Ethan wearing green.
Does anyone else get the feeling eduardo is having a conversation with himself, but only posting half of his inner dialog?
nice. but how are his Honkers????
@166 absolutely.
434, baby!
ping pong - boize noize cpr
LuSid relaxing after scouring flikr for topic art.
anyhow… they just pose to techno
Perhaps caroline has made out with one too many folks, she’s lookin a bit spent.
cupcakes bitches… jello… WIC… glitter and shit. calle 13?
26 world has her disco dance moves all ready, and is dressed to impress!
caroline posting from her office.
I hope that helps Thurston, now go vote with confidence!
PS @141 where oh where as esc gone? are the vicious rumors true? Chip? an end to THE legacy? clear it up
Did i get fired? No one told me yet. Now Im all nervous… what have you heard?
Wow B yo, wow. I don’t even know what to say. You devote so much time to educating villains. I definitely love you.
Where the hell is the Free for All?! Has this turned into it? Who is in charge here?! Where are all the women?!
Well, folks, power down and go home. I know it’s early, but b-yo? He just one today’s internet. We can all reconvene tomorrow.
Nice work, b-yo. A real go-getter, even before 10am.
Where are all the women?!
They’re right here, and they may be at Escafe Saturday.
Tuesday here is your Free for All http://cvillain.com/2008/07/23/free-for-all-xi/
He just
onewon today’s internet.This is what I’m talking about. It’s a lost cause. Everyone but b-yo: out of the pool!
B Yo, please put down the Iced Caramel Macchiato (your 7th of the morning?) and step away from the computer. Go eat some veggies, call your mom, and watch some Mr. Belvedere re-runs. We’ll see you tomorrow.
@180 Hey isn’t the one on the far right Shen’s roommate?
Hey stop trying to get rid of him! I miss B yo when he is absent.
Why echo, why? They are not crashing any parties. You are so getting licked.
So you’re still planning on coming to South Street? I was waiting for the standard “sorry I’m not going to make it” message.
Maybe you should head your little butt over to the free for all and see.
@176 you will never get fired. as much as u wish u would…. rumors are around that the Snatch could be not with us for much longer. I am sure MB has something up his sleeve.
I wanna know who are the three people (hopefully ladies) that voted for W8. I’m guessing Floozy is one of ‘em.
@139 I learned it from watching Stanley.
@ 19: sorry shen, byo beat you to it
OMG I wanna be the iProm Queen of e-school.
@184: Yep. You should hire her
@195 I don’t know how the boss would justify it.
@154 - I meant pair - it was early. Don’t make me change your comments and misspell all the words.
If me and Belmont Yo tie, do we have to wrestle in a baby pool of jello?
more importantly, who gets the PPV receipts?
I’d like to reinforce my previous office vote with a home vote.
mc is every bit of southern hot that I’d hoped for.
bee tee double juice,
b yo,,
I promise I would’ve given you like eleventy votes if I hadn’t already used them up.
um, so- i guess in my wierd day back to here i didn’t even look at this. and i do think this has become the free for all (and secretly suspect eduardo didn’t sleep last night)…
so i went away for the weekend, had a super lovely musical hammock sleeping time, got in my car monday morning after the lovely, suddenly my cell phone blows up with four days of lost causes i need to remedy. !!eleventy, stat!!11…come home to a room someone was supposed to have moved in to, cat puke there. not my undergarments in the bathroom on the toilet which was used as a trash can (i realize it’s difficult to properly dispose of items, given the trash can is all of two feet away), look around for the bathroom floor mats, give up, go to sleep. wake to hear sordid details of how the dude moving into my house has been banned from not one, but both of them establishments i work at being absurdly out of line (still no word from him other than the whiny message earlier recieved). while getting an earful of his behavior, i see he’s left the house running for days, find the missing bath rug in the trash with human poop on it (shout out for non-work bad poop experience!) and later recieve a text telling me he’ll leave the key under the mat tomorrow. as in, not moving in- thanks for letting me have your house to party and poop in and apparently, as per my other roommate-crashing into his girlfriend’s car and stiffing me for a roommate (read RENT) until i find a not so crash and burn someone. and cleaning poop out of a rug. maybe. maybe i’ll put it back in the trash.
/going back to my happy hammock sleeping place.
thanks for indulging-you all may be my e-crush. or i may run from you at every chance.
//tainted love plays in the background, just like 216 when some creepy guys from the county try to speak proper (or even common) english.
hose, not house runing for days.
/thank god, cause we all know where houses on the loose end up- it’s never in a good place, and they rarely come when you call.
speaking of inanimate objects on the loose, my apologies for the run-on sentences.
epic, scoriole. epic.
kerfuffle in a baby pool of jello!
Omg, if I lose I’m gonna e-slit my iWrists…
don’t worry Shen, i voted for you from home. where’s my e-shot?
One Wild Nut shooter: Absolut Vanilia, Chambord, Frangelico. E-enjoy.
interesting. goes down smooth.
e-thanks!