Witty graffiti always has a strong place in Scowly’s heart.
Seen outside Main Street Market for the old Milano place. Kabbashtastic.
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Witty graffiti always has a strong place in Scowly’s heart.
Seen outside Main Street Market for the old Milano place. Kabbashtastic.
Popularity: 36% [?]
Tagged as: funny, graffiti, main street market, Real Estate, sign, silly
Well, who else is gonna keep a roof over the Blue Light’s waitstaff’s heads?
And that word makes me hungry. Mmm, kabbash.
Echo would.
@2: I’m not sure what you mean by that, but a couple of those girls are easily 717s maybe 818s, so yeah if they need a place to stay…
@3 and I’m not sure what you mean by 717 or 818.. Am I out of yet another loop? fuck…
*whisper* it’s the area code rating system*whisper*
@4 The Area Code Rating System
Ack! Not again!
that’s awesome. i will have to put that into practice immediately.
/reminds me of a scene in Beautiful Girls, however…
shen, you seem to have strange powers of synchronicity today
this gives a whole new meaning to the lyrics to “718″ by 2 skinnee js.
well i’ll be damned, that area code system is brilliant! it’s no dewey decimal, mind you, but i dare say it does flesh the rating system out a bit and give it some depth.
but what about a “zip code” system with extra numbers indicating things like “personality” or “interesting hobbies”?
haha! shutup, parlie.
great Odin’s beard man, are you trying to make us drunks look even worse? can you imagine a bar full of drunk guys shouting random-sounding ZIP codes at each other? ye gods…
It would be better if you could use extra numbers to indicate if the girl is hot enough and special enough to beat to death to keep her from ever leaving you! or to indicate that she would be great if you could just shut her the fuck up!
/what DO you tell a woman with two black eyes?
So Parlie a 90210 would be facially gorgeous yet unfuckable because she has no tits and an enormous arse, enjoys base jumping but has no personality. That works.
@13 “nuthin’, ya done already tole ‘er twice!”
/what DO you tell a woman with two black eyes?>/i>
nothing you already told her twice.
/does not endorse this joke.
Is Rose a dude?
@16
b yo, i thought maybe i should put a disclaimer on mine too, but i hope folks on her know stereotype-derived humor when they read it…
@11 a most capital idea! Might I suggest “perspicacity” and “resemblance to popular show-business personalities of the day.”
Hmmmmm an excellent question Shen… quick ask her for a tampon and see if she blushes.
you guys, floozy took this one down @14. it’s over.
parlie, will you present Flooze with one (1) internets? or does Thor have them in the closet over at SBHQ?
no, no! floozy gets the ads sales job!
ah…my mistake…i thought that was over on the ad-sales thread….
/my sarcasm, it sucks…i show it to you.
Flooz already has a job. Drinking and making us laugh. Derrr.
yeah, i like to make up stuff that isn’t true. none of you get the job until you submit a resume, then pass a rigorous toxicology test.
@26 What’s the required BAC? I’m figuring at least 0.1%. Maybe higher.
Parlie …..Can I wear a gorilla suit all day? Paychecks can be made out to G.Riller and bonuses may be paid in tire swings and bananas.
yes but you must also wear a tie. and high heels… stilettos, with goldfish swimming in the heels.
and i think it goes without saying that the heels must be clear.
Oh man, looks like our graffiti Thoreau didn’t have spell check on his wide-tipped Sharpie.
-5 points
gentrifcation.
Can one gentrify a place that previously housed a high end-ish espresso/gelato shop and a store that sells $3000 dining tables?
what about a shop that sells only Civet coffee, white tea gelato and $6K dining tables?
/cause you know they’re out there…
@31 ghettofication welcome
I concede to Wingnut’s superior gentrification imagination ability. I wasn’t aiming nearly high enough.