Just a pleasant reminder our Cvillain bash is rapidly approaching (just three days away)! I know all of you cleared your calendars for this Saturday night. Bring anyone or everyone!
Details:
Escafe
Saturday, August 2, 2008
8:00 p.m. till they kick us out
Villain Specials & a secret Micah concoction
Don’t forget you will have to grab a name tag at the door to get special villain treatment. No need to expose yourself, you can have any name you wish. We will be checking panties at the door…or may be we will just wait till everyone is dancing on the bar 
/kidding about the pantie checking.
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but just to clarify, if you want to expose yourself, you should feel free to do so. we’re all about creative expression here.
@1. Does that mean you’re leading by example?
So bummed.
@1. Ick. Last think I want to see is someone’s Britney winking at me.
@4 What did I ever do to you?
@4: you should never EVER look up at xlounge.
man, i have the worst personal assistant EVAR. he keeps planning all these trips out of town that conflict with Cvillain events. i’m just gonna have to get rid of the guy, i guess. it’s really gonna break his heart.
/anyone need a personal assistant? he’s about 25″ long, 16 lbs and 3.5 months old.
@5. I sense a story behind this. Were your corneas burnt?
@6 That’s a large P-nut, Mr. Nut. Too bad you and the whole gang won’t be there. Next time we hope.
he’s a big P-nut indeed. i guess that’s what happens when you eat your weight in whole milk a few times a week.
@7: without inciting any new wrath from shenanananana, see this and this.
Hopefully I won’t be hungover from Friday. That seems to happen a lot.
Don’t make me bite you echo
You would never.
Right
I don’t want to tell you how to do your “job”, but there are a bunch of comments that need to be moderated.
Sorry guys. There were a bunch of unmoderated comments! I have no clue where everyone is today. Usually they we are tripping over each other to moderate the comments.
Who do you have to sleep with to get moderating privileges?
*cough*
Who do you have to sleep with to get moderating privileges?
I’m still trying to figure that out.
Oh, and it should be whom do you have to sleep with, shen.
People who say whom don’t get laid.
@18: You should just start sleeping with everyone and wait to see if you get moderating privileges.
22: you said “whom”! zOMG! you said “whom”!
It has been my experience that sex has everything to do with grammar.
/or is it the other way around?
What about the peeps who just found out about Cvillian?
@26: Come to the party. It’ll be a good time.
What about the peeps who just found out about Cvillian?
Go, but bring a towel.
@23: Don’t sleep with parlie. All you get is a rash.
A towel? I guess this isn’t some sort of hitchhikers reference but a proposed risk.
@30: Has anyone rolled out the welcome wagon for Sho?
@29: I have never had any intentions of sleeping with parlie. It’ll be a cold day in hell before the give me moderator privileges.
@ 30 Villain initiation rites, which are performed mostly nude, and on videotape, can get kind of, well, sloppy. You’ll see.
Have fun!
Sounds fun.
Sounds fun.
Indubitably. In the meantime, since no one else has done the honor: welcome to this here internet party. There are Cheetos in the living room and Capri-Sun in the cooler out back. (But you can put liquor in it if you want. Only if you want, though.)
definitely don’t sleep with me. it’s never done anybody any good, not even me.
crunch-n-munch
All the cVillainettes should wear little black dresses so you can’t tell who the Flirtresses are.
Are the Flirtresses going to be there?
waiiiiit a minute. cvillain hired the flirtresses for the party? I hope that’s not true.
Oh that reminds me. shen, I saw your Flirtress roommate when I was stumbling home last night. Damn I was drunk.
Who do you have to sleep with to get moderating privileges?
Obviously not someone at Spicy Bear - you’ve already covered all of those bases, no?
/someone protect me
@42: Not so Spicy when they’re bare, I hear.
@42: If by protect you mean drink a beer and watch shen kick your ass, then I am definitely the man for the job.
Flirtresses are coming?? D/R hired?!
/confused
My liver still hurts from Tuesday night at Second Street.
Why D? Did you get the shit kicked out of you? That’s a bad neighborhood dude.
That what my kidney’s told my liver but it was those half pints from the Satan’s pony gang that caused all the problems.
@7 Wingnut, you and I can go, I know someone that wants to hang out with your PA.
sneak preview:
the special drink is a brilliant Micah concoction designed with bloggers in mind. The Greene County Man Hammer is specially crafted, in name and ingredients, to be offensive to at least four racial and cultural groups. It’s also sweet, kinda reddish pink and loaded with alcohol — like cvillain dot com! It is also responisble for any drunk posting/txting/emailing I did last night.
Come and get it, kids. Saturday! Es Cafe!
We so need to setup a late night drunk posting feature..
@51 how about a post for the party so they can live blog and lurkers could prove they were in the house.
Liveblogging is hard to do anonymously, but I’ll set it up.
53: Does Escafé have Wi-Fi? Or at least an internet connection? There could be an official internet station at the party! Nerdy!
@54 Don’t the internet tubes connect to your cellphone?
55: no data plan for this luddite. That shit gets expensive quick.
@56 the iPhone jumps right on a wifi connection and there is the unlimited data plans.
@50 that sounds lovely.
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