Free for All XII with Benefits and a Goodbye

Goodbye Odie! You are a champ.  Even though we don’t have “benefits” anymore, we will still miss you.

As for the rest of you, I share this video:

Happy Benefiting…

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193 Responses to “Free for All XII with Benefits and a Goodbye”

  1. 31 Jul 2008 at 1:34 pmecho said:

    That video was hilarious.

  2. 31 Jul 2008 at 1:44 pmecho said:

    Thor, what happened to the archives?

  3. 31 Jul 2008 at 1:51 pmThor said:

    I destroyed them in a fit of rage.

  4. 31 Jul 2008 at 1:53 pmecho said:

    Did you use a lightning bolt or just smash them with your hammer?

  5. 31 Jul 2008 at 1:54 pmThor said:

    It was all a blur (of lightmer).

  6. 31 Jul 2008 at 2:29 pmStanley said:

    Not sure about the archives, but the site is still searchable via the search engine of your choosing. See, for instance:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=site%3Acvillain.com+%22My+Karma+is+Unbearable%22

  7. 31 Jul 2008 at 2:30 pmecho said:

    Or you can use dashboard. Everything is still out there. It’s just harder to find.

  8. 31 Jul 2008 at 2:49 pmFloozy said:

    Thor dumped everything ‘cos we are all getting sued.

  9. 31 Jul 2008 at 4:07 pmecho said:

    shenanigans, there are some homeless kittehs that need your help.

  10. 31 Jul 2008 at 4:48 pmDonk said:

    This might be old news, but it’s an update on the Orbit space:
    Sounds like a venue.

    http://www.readthehook.com/blog/index.php/2008/07/30/snap-o-the-day-fast-times-on-the-corner/

    /You’ll take my non-linked URL and you’ll like it.

  11. 31 Jul 2008 at 4:54 pmecho said:

    @10: I like how they FAILed in the first sentence of that story.

  12. 31 Jul 2008 at 4:57 pmStanley said:

    11: they also got scooped here.

  13. 31 Jul 2008 at 4:58 pmecho said:

    That’s right. I thought I had already heard that.

  14. 31 Jul 2008 at 5:02 pmDonk said:

    Hmm..
    Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be sure to speak with my management about my work interfering with my cVillain monitoring.

    /and what? Did someone edit my link to fix it, or do you not have to use all of that a href stuff after all?

  15. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:17 pmHooligan said:

    Had to travel to Tidewater (work related) but used it as an excuse to go to Trader Joe’s in Newport News. Oh how we need a Trader Joe’s here in C’ville. Yes, I know they are putting one in Short Pump (close, but not close enough) and yes, I’ve heard that when the mega-Whole Foods by K-Mart is completed that Trader Joe’s may move into the space Whole Foods now occupies in Shopper’s World. But I want a Trader Joe’s here NOW!!!

    (as Hooligan whines, stomps her feet and refuses to understand why certain grocery stores won’t spring up for her convenience.)

    You may now return to the regularly scheduled blogophere.

  16. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:28 pmStanley said:

    @15: Don’t be bashful, Hooligan. We all know what you’re really after is the Two-Buck Chuck. No shame in that.

  17. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:38 pmecho said:

    You may now return to the regularly scheduled blogophere.

    Like blog o’ fear? That sounds like a parlie-esque Halloween website. Might be fun.

  18. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:41 pmfive said:

    @17. I thought you’d still be at the bar… or are you?

  19. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:42 pmecho said:

    I have had zero alcohol tonight. Not even a beer at dinner. Stone sober and I don’t know what to do with myself.

  20. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:43 pmHooligan said:

    too much Two Buck Chuck to spell corecktly

  21. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:43 pmfive said:

    I don’t know what to say. Good luck keeping your sanity.

  22. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:47 pmStanley said:

    I’m imagining echo staring nervously at a re-vamped, red emergency-fire-extinguisher case hanging on the wall, with a little dangly hammer. In the case sit the makings for ten white Russians.

  23. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:52 pmFloozy said:

    Echo…. I too had a horribly sober night, and the really scary thing is that I had a fecking great time. Lewis Black at the Landmark Theater in Richmond….HE WAS FUNNY AS SHIT…. highly recommended. The guy is hilarious.
    Nighty

  24. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:53 pmecho said:

    @22: That’s pretty close, but I’m resting for a weekend of professional level drinking. It might be one of those weekends where shenanigans would kick me out of her bar, except I don’t think she is working.

  25. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:54 pmecho said:

    Flooze, we can’t keep telling the internet when we’re sober. We have reputations to uphold.

  26. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:55 pmfive said:

    @24. This weekend will be riotous.

  27. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:56 pmStanley said:

    We have reputations to uphold malign yet further.

    Fixed that for you, e-dawg.

  28. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:59 pmdieter said:

    How late is this party going cause I’m coming back from DC after a dinner?

  29. 31 Jul 2008 at 11:59 pmecho said:

    This is starting to seem like a conversation. Are we allowed to do this on here or do I need to send emails?

  30. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:00 amecho said:

    @28: Until they kick us out, so at least 2AM.

  31. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:00 amdieter said:

    Does anyone object? Bueller, anyone?

  32. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:00 amdieter said:

    And it is the free for all

  33. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:01 amFloozy said:

    I have forgotten how to fall asleep. I normally just pass out. Advice?

  34. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:03 amecho said:

    Either take some Ambien, or lower the AC to near freezing levels, combined with absolute darkness and silence, you’re guaranteed to fall asleep within a couple hours. Basically, no I’ve got nothing.

  35. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:04 amdieter said:

    Having sex always works for me ;)

  36. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:04 amStanley said:

    This is starting to seem like a conversation. Are we allowed to do this on here or do I need to send emails?

    I’m not the blog police any more than anyone else here, but, as dieter posits, you seem to be using the FFA for its intended purpose.

  37. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:05 amFloozy said:

    Hmmmmmm……..where’s a fuck buddy when I need one.

  38. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:06 amdieter said:

    You don’t have one on speed dial?

  39. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:06 amecho said:

    Time out! This is drifting dangerously close to the FWB post. We may have to change venue.

    /Now I’m just being an ass

  40. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:06 amfive said:

    This is the part we all pull out the few remaining beers from the fridge, or the back seat for dieter, then sit and chat.

    The drinking will be the best solution to put Floozy in black out mode.

  41. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:08 amdieter said:

    Back seat? what’s wrong with the hood of the car..it’s a nice night and the stars are out

  42. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:08 amecho said:

    the few remaining beers from the fridge

    Seeing as how I have 65 beers in my fridge, that might be difficult. Yes, I just counted. It’s what happens when you brew your own.

  43. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:09 amFloozy said:

    I hate sobriety…. seriously I do. If I was told I had to stop drinking, I would just crack up. Everything looks so clear and bright and serious. I like blurry and foggy and silly. Life without booze is crap.

  44. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:10 amFloozy said:

    I have more beers than Echo.

  45. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:10 amdieter said:

    Well if you have the liver and the cash that should be no problem

  46. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:10 amfive said:

    @42. It looks like we might have to start at your crib tomorrow… or is it today, drinking all that’s left. We raided sweets last week.

    /Thanks for the heads up. ;)

  47. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:11 amecho said:

    Sobriety makes me think, and thinking makes me remember why I drink in the first place.

  48. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:12 amdieter said:

    65 beers should last about 30 minutes at the party Saturday- now if you save them for the VIP after party then you might have somethig

  49. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:13 amfive said:

    I like Floozy. Maybe we need to change the venue.

    /I only have six beers, and two are continuously lining my esophagus as I type. Yummy!

  50. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:14 amecho said:

    You guys are making me want to go drink one…or 12. Not. Gonna. Do. It.

  51. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:14 amecho said:

    @49: You’re drinking 2 at the same time? One for you and one for me. Thanks.

  52. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:15 amdieter said:

    one won’t make a difference..you’ve earned it!

  53. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:17 amecho said:

    No, I’m just going to get e-drunk.

  54. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:20 amdieter said:

    If you are e-drunk are you allowed to ride the information superhighway?

  55. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:20 amfive said:

    @53. How can you survive one day without beer? Just have one… We can help you with the others tomorrow or Saturday.

  56. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:21 amdieter said:

    It’s Friday already- the weekend has begun- time for a beer

  57. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:23 amecho said:

    I’m glad to know I have somewhere to turn if I ever need a sobriety intervention.

  58. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:23 amfive said:

    I just felt that click… the buzz!

  59. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:28 amdieter said:

    @57 it’s important to here what each side has to say- fair and balanced

  60. 01 Aug 2008 at 9:01 amdieter said:

    A joke to start the day:
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    9/11
    9/11 who?
    YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!!!!

  61. 01 Aug 2008 at 9:08 amorchid said:

    one of those beers is MINE!

  62. 01 Aug 2008 at 9:18 amecho said:

    There are plenty left. You can have one.

  63. 01 Aug 2008 at 12:19 pmmc said:

    oh, by the way, thor left the camera on in the FWB thread yesterday. here’s what happened for anyone who missed it.

    /I hope everyone missed it.

  64. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:19 pmbelmont yo said:

    Question: What have I become?

  65. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:24 pmStanley said:

    Question: What have I become?

    What you thought was dumb?
    A fraction of the sum?
    The middle and the front?

  66. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:26 pmbelmont yo said:

    Oooh, I like option B. I know I asked the right folks.

    Its odd to disintegrate.

  67. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:29 pmStanley said:

    @66: Origin, by the by.

  68. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:31 pmdieter said:

    perhaps you’ve just begun

  69. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:44 pmFloozy said:

    Wankers
    /wankers

  70. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:47 pmStanley said:

    @69: Are you placing an order? For here or to go?

  71. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:49 pmbelmont yo said:

    @ 67 Origin, (of the question) by the way.

    /but thats what staying up for 48 hrs will do for ya. heh.

  72. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:50 pmbelmont yo said:

    And yes. I am a wanker. And proud of it.

  73. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:53 pmbelmont yo said:

    oooh even better!

    /is exhausted, drunk, and feeling posty… who’s with me?

  74. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:59 pmbelmont yo said:

    oooh even better better… or as I call it, monday.

    /cheers!

  75. 05 Aug 2008 at 9:59 pmparlie said:

    OH HEY GUYS I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE, I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW IPHONE

    because i have a new iphone.

    i hate it already!

  76. 05 Aug 2008 at 10:26 pmcaroline said:

    parlie, use your inside voice please

  77. 05 Aug 2008 at 10:31 pmparlie said:

    my bad, it’s just really exciting. it doesn’t even work or anything, it’s just so shiny!

  78. 06 Aug 2008 at 8:49 amFloozy said:

    Parls……you sound like Smeagol.

  79. 06 Aug 2008 at 9:07 amecho said:

    CDC is at Blue Light tonight. Apparently they are going to be changing the name in the near future. I guess Charlottesville Drinking Club is too perfect of a name, so they will probably make it something less to the point. Suggestions anyone?

  80. 06 Aug 2008 at 9:08 ambelmont yo said:

    BRGR CLB

  81. 06 Aug 2008 at 9:16 amStormy said:

    Anyone have details on Boathouse Restaurant? Sign said it was going into the old Maverick’s space on 29 near Cheeseburger in Paradise.

  82. 06 Aug 2008 at 9:54 amSilmo Syrup said:

    @ 79 - Boozefest-A-Go-Go’s Traveling Meat Market

  83. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:07 amdieter said:

    @81 I saw that as well yesterday- That mavericks place is a tough location. the insides were OK the one time I went. I wonder how faux nautical it will get considering the silliness next door.

    The things I want to see in a new seafood restaurant:
    1. Pick and eat blue crab sold by the dozen
    2. A really big lobster tank that looks like death row (with a jaunty nautical theme of course)
    3. Waitrons dressed as pirates and serving wenches
    4. Crusty burgers! :)
    5.A really great seafood supplier so must things I can order will actually be fresh and not flash frozen
    6. schooners for beer- with a varied on tap menu
    7. Really good hushpuppies
    8.the ability to get me served quickly if I’m going to see a movie

    Some suggestions are more serious than others (I will not budge on the blue crabs)

  84. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:12 amLulu said:

    @81, 83: We’re talking about the Pargo’s spot, right?

    /it’ll always be Pargo’s for some of us

  85. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:21 amStormy said:

    @84 - Pargo’s, yes. How many of us are old enough to remember?

    Now I’m trying to remember what was in the AT&T store spot on Emmett now.

    @ 83. I’d move 5-7 up your list and drop 4 down.

    Ahoy, matey!

  86. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:42 amLulu said:

    @85: Oregano Joe’s, no? Maybe I’m mixing things up.

  87. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:05 amorchid said:

    i love hushpuppies.

  88. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:10 amStormy said:

    @86 - Yes! Or at least, those two were in those two locations. For some reason I always felt they were interchangeable

  89. 06 Aug 2008 at 12:11 pmStormy said:

    Another random topic - is 4th street SE 2-way under the bridge again? I think someone (the city, the Joker) removed the do not enter sign and painted over the arrow on the road which led north.

    I’m looking for someone to test before I crash my car headfirst by going south.

  90. 06 Aug 2008 at 12:19 pmparlie said:

    i noticed that yesterday, too. i’ll test it for you if i remember to. which i won’t.

  91. 06 Aug 2008 at 12:20 pmshenanigans said:

    I always go the wrong way there, it’s the quickest way to Oy’s place.

  92. 06 Aug 2008 at 12:50 pmoy said:

    yah, it’s now two way - thank gawd. Hopefully permanently.

  93. 06 Aug 2008 at 12:52 pmStormy said:

    Thanks, oy. I note that the city did not publicize this nearly as much as they did the one-way-ness when they made that disastrous choice.

    Looking forward to avoiding the two extra lights on Water Street on the way home!

  94. 06 Aug 2008 at 1:08 pmdieter said:

    @92 Wait..oy is now bi?

  95. 06 Aug 2008 at 1:26 pmoy said:

    I’ve never said I wasn’t bi. I’m open to whatever.

    and if ever I see a guy I find attractive, I’ll be sure to let you know…

  96. 06 Aug 2008 at 1:34 pmsimba said:

    @81. I saw the Boathouse sign on the front door yesterday while driving North on 29.

  97. 06 Aug 2008 at 1:56 pmuva non-douche said:

    @ 79…Let’s just keep it abbreviated as CDC, maybe it’ll keep away the fearful…
    @ 80…good one

  98. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:00 pmecho said:

    @97: It’s not my idea to change the name. I’m just passing the word along, so next week when I say “The Wednesday Night Social Experiement is at the Applebee’s on Pantops.” (or whatever the hell it turns into) people will know what I’m talking about.

  99. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:08 pmuva non-douche said:

    What is the point of changing the name? I bet it is to keep away those damn UVA kids…they ruin EVERYTHING, don’t they?

  100. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:12 pmecho said:

    @99:Yeah they do. Apparently a lot of the girls don’t like the name. I guess it isn’t classy enough.

  101. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:15 pmdieter said:

    Why don’t the just change it to CD- Charlottesville Drinks
    That should make the students happy

  102. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:16 pmuva non-douche said:

    Keep the initials and make it Cvillain Drinking Club…outsiders not welcome - lurkers are questionable.

  103. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:17 pmStormy said:

    Many students would show up at the Cav Daily offices, looking for drinks, which would probably help improve the paper.

    /missing the UJ.

  104. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:18 pmorchid said:

    @95 like echo!

    i told my friend about CDC & she was too “scared” to “go drinking by herself.” i don’t understand.

  105. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:18 pmparlie said:

    that’s the ticket! achieve wild success and notoriety, then change the one thing that got you were you are!

  106. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:41 pmshenanigans said:

    AnA- Alcoholics not Anonymous

  107. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:44 pmecho said:

    -So what are you doing tonight?

    -AnA

    -Who’s Anna? You haven’t mentioned her before.

    Yeah that could work.

  108. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:45 pmdieter said:

    Graduates Eschewing Teetotaling Poseurs, Intoxicating Sexy Sophisticated Elegant Deviants

    or

    Shenanigan’s Umbrage Cocktail Klub and Interpretative Theater

  109. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:46 pmThor said:

    Wait.. ladies want a “classy” drinking club…

    i heard they have a few good ones in west virginia.. they actually pay you to entertain men.

  110. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:48 pmecho said:

    @104: Which friend? If it’s that friend you should convince her to come.

  111. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:53 pmshenanigans said:

    CHUG : c-ville hotties undeniably guzzling

  112. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:54 pmorchid said:

    @110 the slutty one.

  113. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:58 pmecho said:

    So you’re going to let her know it’s at Blue Light tonight?

  114. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:01 pmfive said:

    @79. Thanks for the update. Swim Swam time!

  115. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:04 pmecho said:

    @114: You were conspicuously absent last night. Glad to hear you’ll make it to CDC.

  116. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:10 pmfive said:

    @115. Out of town last night… thus the absence. See you tonight!

  117. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:15 pmorchid said:

    @113 she already has 2 dates tonight. maybe next week.

  118. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:27 pmecho said:

    Next week doesn’t work for me. Unless she wants to come to Ohio.

  119. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:40 pmparlie said:

    oh man, who DOESN’T want to go to ohio! am i right?

  120. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:42 pmecho said:

    Oh yeah. It’ll be super exciting. I mean it has to be one of the best states in the entire country, sandwiched between Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania.

  121. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:46 pmparlie said:

    geographically speaking, it’s like our very own middle east. and ohio is the crown jewel!

  122. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:48 pmshenanigans said:

    But it’s a cultural and geographical crossroad according to Wiki.

  123. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:49 pmecho said:

    I feel like everyone who visits Ohio looks like this guy when they leave.

  124. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:50 pmshenanigans said:

    Dude, that’s a West Virginian.

  125. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:53 pmecho said:

    They’ve got coal in Ohio.

  126. 06 Aug 2008 at 3:58 pmLulu said:

    @125: Now THERE’S a slogan. Somebody put that on a bumper sticker!

  127. 06 Aug 2008 at 4:33 pmparlie said:

    slogan contest!

    “ohio: we didn’t vote for him either”
    “ohio: hey, at least we’re not kentucky!”
    “ohio: america’s grundle”

  128. 06 Aug 2008 at 4:36 pmLulu said:

    “Ohio: Means ‘good morning’, and that’s my favorite word.”

    /Big Bird. No one?

  129. 06 Aug 2008 at 4:54 pmorchid said:

    i thought that wasn’t until the following week, after i get back.

  130. 06 Aug 2008 at 4:55 pmecho said:

    It changes everyday. Right now, it’s next week.

  131. 06 Aug 2008 at 5:34 pmecho said:

    uva, we should probably bring it over here so we don’t get yelled at.

  132. 06 Aug 2008 at 5:58 pmuva non-douche said:

    haha ok
    you going to happy hour?

  133. 07 Aug 2008 at 5:14 pmecho said:

    Drinking tonight. It’s going to happen. Celebrating and commiserating all rolled up in one giant ball of drunk. echo’s last weeknight drinking for many weeks.

  134. 07 Aug 2008 at 5:19 pmdieter said:

    @133 stop drinking!!- must you pass a screening test for new job, getting pregnant, losing weight for a high school reunion, or dating a teetotaler?

  135. 07 Aug 2008 at 5:19 pmuva non-douche said:

    whys that?

  136. 07 Aug 2008 at 5:20 pmorchid said:

    are you seriously not going to drink by yourself in ohio?

  137. 07 Aug 2008 at 5:59 pmecho said:

    @134, 135: I’ll be gone for work rescuing one of our customers from the brink of bankruptcy. Might take a couple months.

    @136: After 12 hour work days, There may be a beer with dinner, but this is going to require me to be at my peak mentally. Won’t be getting drunk/hungover.

  138. 07 Aug 2008 at 6:24 pmdf said:

    @86 Oregano Joe’s had awesome calamari, I miss it.

  139. 07 Aug 2008 at 6:40 pmStanley said:

    rescuing one of our customers from the brink of bankruptcy

    Have the customer invest in a bar that you frequent. Two birds; one stone. Bada-bing.

  140. 07 Aug 2008 at 6:48 pmdieter said:

    Bada-bing I believe that club is in New Jersey

  141. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:15 pmStreet said:

    O where, O where has my little blog gone? O where, O where could it beeeeeee? :P

  142. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:25 pmcolfer said:

    it’s gone to new market
    to kill the bloody pig

  143. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:48 pmStreet said:

    …and the dork ran away with the poon.

  144. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:53 pmStanley said:

    Street!

  145. 08 Aug 2008 at 7:00 amSilmo Syrup said:

    You too can become a Spicy Bear

    http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/wri/769180060.html

  146. 08 Aug 2008 at 8:19 amecho said:

    From the craigslist ad:

    we are happy to have you meet any of our editors depending on your interest in each website.

    Does that mean I can apply and meet Thor?

  147. 08 Aug 2008 at 9:05 amdieter said:

    @146 Oh I just don’t know..full time unpaid or part time unpaid?

  148. 08 Aug 2008 at 9:27 amecho said:

    From the sound of the ad, it seems like anyone who has written an article on here should be able to list Spicy Bear Intern on their resume.

  149. 08 Aug 2008 at 9:36 amFloozy said:

    Yay… I can’t wait to snark an 18 year old unpaid student.Christmas is coming early this year.

  150. 08 Aug 2008 at 10:13 amuva non-douche said:

    @148, guess you can’t put that on your resume b/c you’ve never posted an article, from what I hear…

  151. 08 Aug 2008 at 10:16 amshenanigans said:

    OH le SNAP
    @150

  152. 08 Aug 2008 at 1:32 pmThisSideUp said:

    @150 Speaking of posting. Good job on your myspace. Maybe you should translate those skills to a more public venue.
    /is not admitting to having a myspace account

  153. 08 Aug 2008 at 9:47 pmStreet said:

    @146 - You want to meet Thor? Just find the guy on the mall that looks like this.

  154. 09 Aug 2008 at 2:10 amfive said:

    After bearing witness to men outdoing themselves tonight, the 8/8/08 champion has to be sweet.

    /Sorry echo… I know you did more shots and a couple more beers, but you were down for the count hours before sweet, who I left at the bar, still holding a beer!

    What a night!

  155. 09 Aug 2008 at 2:43 ambelmont yo said:

    Again and again, Im like an abused spouse. Think I would have learned by now? Maybe, I have finally got it. Yes. I think I do. Thanks again, I mean, for the lesson, bitches.

  156. 09 Aug 2008 at 8:44 am26 world said:

    @145-149 I want to know how the Craigslist ad for Parlie’s intern will read.

  157. 09 Aug 2008 at 3:41 pmparlie said:

    Let me see if I can help you out with that.

    “deranged internet leprechaun seeks unstable, insecure, attention-starved knockout for live-in cooking, cleaning, and incidental intimacy duties. This will be an unpaid marriage internship, the goal of which is to remind both parties of the potential hazards in the perenially popular race to the altar.”

  158. 09 Aug 2008 at 6:16 pmFloozy said:

    Addendum- “… interviews will be conducted in the alley behind South Street Brewery on Tuesday night between 9pm and 11PM . No mingers. need apply. I have already slept with all of you and your friends.

  159. 09 Aug 2008 at 6:18 pmFloozy said:

    minger
    /fucking html links

  160. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:12 amStreet said:

    gawd, I miss the muppets.

  161. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:19 ambackup planet said:

    oh, you don’t know how much i do, too

  162. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:20 ambackup planet said:

    where th f are you guys

  163. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:21 ambackup planet said:

    come everybody- - -

  164. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:22 ambackup planet said:

    @160 i know you’re out there - fizzle up

  165. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:22 amStreet said:

    me @ funky watering hole. soon, rooftop overlooking downtown maul.

  166. 10 Aug 2008 at 2:01 amThor said:

    if i am drunk and 1_! = space do I hav ea rason to ?

  167. 10 Aug 2008 at 10:33 amdieter said:

    Um Thor..is that really you, drunk posting?

  168. 10 Aug 2008 at 11:33 amcaroline said:

    yay PWD from thor!

  169. 10 Aug 2008 at 12:01 pmThor said:

    I think TUI is the proper acronym. :)

  170. 10 Aug 2008 at 1:46 pmcaroline said:

    um….
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwd
    ;)

  171. 10 Aug 2008 at 4:26 pmuva non-douche said:

    @152, TSU, are you referring to my general page or my last blog?

  172. 10 Aug 2008 at 5:41 pmThisSideUp said:

    @171 The blog, the blog!

  173. 10 Aug 2008 at 5:48 pmuva non-douche said:

    Thanks a lot, but I don’t know if posting it on here is the best idea…

  174. 10 Aug 2008 at 5:58 pmThisSideUp said:

    @173 I didn’t mean you needed to post that specifically, I agree it doesn’t necessarily fit this scene. Just noting that you had posting skills. Nice work.

  175. 10 Aug 2008 at 6:14 pmuva non-douche said:

    Well, thanks a lot, I’m glad you read it. Obviously, it’s an important topic for me…I will post something on here one day, when I get motivated enough

  176. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:30 amsweet said:

    Good Morning Internets,

    As five mentioned earlier, echo and I took down the 080808 challenge on Friday…8 shot of tequila, 8 different bars, in less than 8 hours. If only tequila drinking were an Olympic sport. We arrived at X lounge to find a few villains and our favorite villain tendress behind the bar to pour the last shot and end our tour triumphantly. It was a good night, though blurry towards the end.

    That said, I am here to put out an APB for my walking stick/cane. Many of you have seen me walking with it, or at the escafe party with it, last week. It has the golf ball on the top. At some point someone took the cane from the booth I was sitting in at X lounge. This seems odd. I am sure someone thought is was funny or interesting or whatever, but please dear sir or madam, could you please return it to X Lounge?!

    Not only do I have a knee condition that warrants a cane every so often, but that cane in particular was my late grandfather’s. There are a gazillion sticks of wood out there that could serve as a walking aid for the likes of me, but that one has very special meaning to me, and I hope to have it returned. shenanigans did gather a few leads for me about who might have walked off with it, and I am trying to track them down through the magic of the nets, but in the meantime, I thought I would post here as well and maybe someone knows something, or the someone, who took it home Saturday night. Thanks for any help.

  177. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:31 amsweet said:

    er, Friday night. Silly me.

  178. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:43 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    Holy Shit everyone. Please…a moment of silence for sir Issac Hayes.

    ” Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Shular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff’s Department.

    Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead shortly after 2 p.m., the sheriff’s department said.”

  179. 11 Aug 2008 at 10:53 amoy said:

    …a moment of silence for sir Issac Hayes.

    He was fine with South Park making fun of Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc., but quit when they made fun of his Scientology.

    Screw him. One less hypocritical asshole wasting oxygen is just fine with me

  180. 11 Aug 2008 at 11:02 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    The dude wrote the theme to Shaft…that’s got to count for something, but your point is well taken.

  181. 12 Aug 2008 at 12:07 pmLulu said:

    Odd question: Is anyone else having issues with the sidebar on the right? Whenever I load a page, it “jumps” down to below the comment box. Is this an issue with the new ads? Very annoying. Is it just me that’s seeing this?

  182. 12 Aug 2008 at 12:13 pmThor said:

    Lulu, what browser and versioN?

  183. 12 Aug 2008 at 12:16 pmLulu said:

    Do I get yelled at if I say IE6.0?

    /I know, I know…

  184. 12 Aug 2008 at 12:21 pmbelmont yo said:

    Yes. Yes you do.

  185. 12 Aug 2008 at 12:59 pmStormy said:

    181 - Yes, and
    182-184 - Same, and I know.

  186. 12 Aug 2008 at 6:19 pmFloozy said:

    C-I’ll dig it up for you… WE NEED A NEW FFA GUYS!!!

  187. 12 Aug 2008 at 7:22 pmStanley said:

    @186: You know, Flooze, I could put one up. But I just keep asking myself: what’s in it for me. You know?

  188. 12 Aug 2008 at 7:30 pmFloozy said:

    I’ll bet you could Stanley…FNARRRRRRRRR

  189. 12 Aug 2008 at 7:42 pmStanley said:

    Seriously, though, are you having trouble with this one? Crashing your browser? Or you just want it easier to find?

  190. 12 Aug 2008 at 7:49 pmFloozy said:

    Too hard to find…. especially when drunk. Gotta make it easy for idiots like me or I will soil another thread and incur The Wrath of Lurkies…. perish the thought.

  191. 12 Aug 2008 at 7:53 pmStanley said:

    I’m on the case!

  192. 12 Aug 2008 at 9:32 pmcaroline said:

    Flooze check yer email babycakes!
    /cliquety clockity!

  193. 14 Aug 2008 at 10:41 amLulu said:

    @182: Is it possible that the CvilleStyle and the CvilleMuse buttons on the right are slightly too wide horizontally? Have they always been there, or were they added a few days ago? Everything else is thinner, so maybe since these two wouldn’t fit, they bump everything down. Is that possible?

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