Goodbye Odie! You are a champ. Even though we don’t have “benefits” anymore, we will still miss you.
As for the rest of you, I share this video:
Happy Benefiting…
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Goodbye Odie! You are a champ. Even though we don’t have “benefits” anymore, we will still miss you.
As for the rest of you, I share this video:
Happy Benefiting…
Popularity: 59% [?]
Tagged as: Free For All
That video was hilarious.
Thor, what happened to the archives?
I destroyed them in a fit of rage.
Did you use a lightning bolt or just smash them with your hammer?
It was all a blur (of lightmer).
Not sure about the archives, but the site is still searchable via the search engine of your choosing. See, for instance:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=site%3Acvillain.com+%22My+Karma+is+Unbearable%22
Or you can use dashboard. Everything is still out there. It’s just harder to find.
Thor dumped everything ‘cos we are all getting sued.
shenanigans, there are some homeless kittehs that need your help.
This might be old news, but it’s an update on the Orbit space:
Sounds like a venue.
http://www.readthehook.com/blog/index.php/2008/07/30/snap-o-the-day-fast-times-on-the-corner/
/You’ll take my non-linked URL and you’ll like it.
@10: I like how they FAILed in the first sentence of that story.
11: they also got scooped here.
That’s right. I thought I had already heard that.
Hmm..
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be sure to speak with my management about my work interfering with my cVillain monitoring.
/and what? Did someone edit my link to fix it, or do you not have to use all of that a href stuff after all?
Had to travel to Tidewater (work related) but used it as an excuse to go to Trader Joe’s in Newport News. Oh how we need a Trader Joe’s here in C’ville. Yes, I know they are putting one in Short Pump (close, but not close enough) and yes, I’ve heard that when the mega-Whole Foods by K-Mart is completed that Trader Joe’s may move into the space Whole Foods now occupies in Shopper’s World. But I want a Trader Joe’s here NOW!!!
(as Hooligan whines, stomps her feet and refuses to understand why certain grocery stores won’t spring up for her convenience.)
You may now return to the regularly scheduled blogophere.
@15: Don’t be bashful, Hooligan. We all know what you’re really after is the Two-Buck Chuck. No shame in that.
You may now return to the regularly scheduled blogophere.
Like blog o’ fear? That sounds like a parlie-esque Halloween website. Might be fun.
@17. I thought you’d still be at the bar… or are you?
I have had zero alcohol tonight. Not even a beer at dinner. Stone sober and I don’t know what to do with myself.
too much Two Buck Chuck to spell corecktly
I don’t know what to say. Good luck keeping your sanity.
I’m imagining echo staring nervously at a re-vamped, red emergency-fire-extinguisher case hanging on the wall, with a little dangly hammer. In the case sit the makings for ten white Russians.
Echo…. I too had a horribly sober night, and the really scary thing is that I had a fecking great time. Lewis Black at the Landmark Theater in Richmond….HE WAS FUNNY AS SHIT…. highly recommended. The guy is hilarious.
Nighty
@22: That’s pretty close, but I’m resting for a weekend of professional level drinking. It might be one of those weekends where shenanigans would kick me out of her bar, except I don’t think she is working.
Flooze, we can’t keep telling the internet when we’re sober. We have reputations to uphold.
@24. This weekend will be riotous.
We have reputations to
upholdmalign yet further.Fixed that for you, e-dawg.
How late is this party going cause I’m coming back from DC after a dinner?
This is starting to seem like a conversation. Are we allowed to do this on here or do I need to send emails?
@28: Until they kick us out, so at least 2AM.
Does anyone object? Bueller, anyone?
And it is the free for all
I have forgotten how to fall asleep. I normally just pass out. Advice?
Either take some Ambien, or lower the AC to near freezing levels, combined with absolute darkness and silence, you’re guaranteed to fall asleep within a couple hours. Basically, no I’ve got nothing.
Having sex always works for me
This is starting to seem like a conversation. Are we allowed to do this on here or do I need to send emails?
I’m not the blog police any more than anyone else here, but, as dieter posits, you seem to be using the FFA for its intended purpose.
Hmmmmmm……..where’s a fuck buddy when I need one.
You don’t have one on speed dial?
Time out! This is drifting dangerously close to the FWB post. We may have to change venue.
/Now I’m just being an ass
This is the part we all pull out the few remaining beers from the fridge, or the back seat for dieter, then sit and chat.
The drinking will be the best solution to put Floozy in black out mode.
Back seat? what’s wrong with the hood of the car..it’s a nice night and the stars are out
the few remaining beers from the fridge
Seeing as how I have 65 beers in my fridge, that might be difficult. Yes, I just counted. It’s what happens when you brew your own.
I hate sobriety…. seriously I do. If I was told I had to stop drinking, I would just crack up. Everything looks so clear and bright and serious. I like blurry and foggy and silly. Life without booze is crap.
I have more beers than Echo.
Well if you have the liver and the cash that should be no problem
@42. It looks like we might have to start at your crib tomorrow… or is it today, drinking all that’s left. We raided sweets last week.
/Thanks for the heads up.
Sobriety makes me think, and thinking makes me remember why I drink in the first place.
65 beers should last about 30 minutes at the party Saturday- now if you save them for the VIP after party then you might have somethig
I like Floozy. Maybe we need to change the venue.
/I only have six beers, and two are continuously lining my esophagus as I type. Yummy!
You guys are making me want to go drink one…or 12. Not. Gonna. Do. It.
@49: You’re drinking 2 at the same time? One for you and one for me. Thanks.
one won’t make a difference..you’ve earned it!
No, I’m just going to get e-drunk.
If you are e-drunk are you allowed to ride the information superhighway?
@53. How can you survive one day without beer? Just have one… We can help you with the others tomorrow or Saturday.
It’s Friday already- the weekend has begun- time for a beer
I’m glad to know I have somewhere to turn if I ever need a sobriety intervention.
I just felt that click… the buzz!
@57 it’s important to here what each side has to say- fair and balanced
A joke to start the day:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!!!!
one of those beers is MINE!
There are plenty left. You can have one.
oh, by the way, thor left the camera on in the FWB thread yesterday. here’s what happened for anyone who missed it.
/I hope everyone missed it.
Question: What have I become?
Question: What have I become?
What you thought was dumb?
A fraction of the sum?
The middle and the front?
Oooh, I like option B. I know I asked the right folks.
Its odd to disintegrate.
@66: Origin, by the by.
perhaps you’ve just begun
Wankers
/wankers
@69: Are you placing an order? For here or to go?
@ 67 Origin, (of the question) by the way.
/but thats what staying up for 48 hrs will do for ya. heh.
And yes. I am a wanker. And proud of it.
oooh even better!
/is exhausted, drunk, and feeling posty… who’s with me?
oooh even better better… or as I call it, monday.
/cheers!
OH HEY GUYS I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE, I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW IPHONE
because i have a new iphone.
i hate it already!
parlie, use your inside voice please
my bad, it’s just really exciting. it doesn’t even work or anything, it’s just so shiny!
Parls……you sound like Smeagol.
CDC is at Blue Light tonight. Apparently they are going to be changing the name in the near future. I guess Charlottesville Drinking Club is too perfect of a name, so they will probably make it something less to the point. Suggestions anyone?
BRGR CLB
Anyone have details on Boathouse Restaurant? Sign said it was going into the old Maverick’s space on 29 near Cheeseburger in Paradise.
@ 79 - Boozefest-A-Go-Go’s Traveling Meat Market
@81 I saw that as well yesterday- That mavericks place is a tough location. the insides were OK the one time I went. I wonder how faux nautical it will get considering the silliness next door.
The things I want to see in a new seafood restaurant:
1. Pick and eat blue crab sold by the dozen
2. A really big lobster tank that looks like death row (with a jaunty nautical theme of course)
3. Waitrons dressed as pirates and serving wenches
4. Crusty burgers!
5.A really great seafood supplier so must things I can order will actually be fresh and not flash frozen
6. schooners for beer- with a varied on tap menu
7. Really good hushpuppies
8.the ability to get me served quickly if I’m going to see a movie
Some suggestions are more serious than others (I will not budge on the blue crabs)
@81, 83: We’re talking about the Pargo’s spot, right?
/it’ll always be Pargo’s for some of us
@84 - Pargo’s, yes. How many of us are old enough to remember?
Now I’m trying to remember what was in the AT&T store spot on Emmett now.
@ 83. I’d move 5-7 up your list and drop 4 down.
Ahoy, matey!
@85: Oregano Joe’s, no? Maybe I’m mixing things up.
i love hushpuppies.
@86 - Yes! Or at least, those two were in those two locations. For some reason I always felt they were interchangeable
Another random topic - is 4th street SE 2-way under the bridge again? I think someone (the city, the Joker) removed the do not enter sign and painted over the arrow on the road which led north.
I’m looking for someone to test before I crash my car headfirst by going south.
i noticed that yesterday, too. i’ll test it for you if i remember to. which i won’t.
I always go the wrong way there, it’s the quickest way to Oy’s place.
yah, it’s now two way - thank gawd. Hopefully permanently.
Thanks, oy. I note that the city did not publicize this nearly as much as they did the one-way-ness when they made that disastrous choice.
Looking forward to avoiding the two extra lights on Water Street on the way home!
@92 Wait..oy is now bi?
I’ve never said I wasn’t bi. I’m open to whatever.
and if ever I see a guy I find attractive, I’ll be sure to let you know…
@81. I saw the Boathouse sign on the front door yesterday while driving North on 29.
@ 79…Let’s just keep it abbreviated as CDC, maybe it’ll keep away the fearful…
@ 80…good one
@97: It’s not my idea to change the name. I’m just passing the word along, so next week when I say “The Wednesday Night Social Experiement is at the Applebee’s on Pantops.” (or whatever the hell it turns into) people will know what I’m talking about.
What is the point of changing the name? I bet it is to keep away those damn UVA kids…they ruin EVERYTHING, don’t they?
@99:Yeah they do. Apparently a lot of the girls don’t like the name. I guess it isn’t classy enough.
Why don’t the just change it to CD- Charlottesville Drinks
That should make the students happy
Keep the initials and make it Cvillain Drinking Club…outsiders not welcome - lurkers are questionable.
Many students would show up at the Cav Daily offices, looking for drinks, which would probably help improve the paper.
/missing the UJ.
@95 like echo!
i told my friend about CDC & she was too “scared” to “go drinking by herself.” i don’t understand.
that’s the ticket! achieve wild success and notoriety, then change the one thing that got you were you are!
AnA- Alcoholics not Anonymous
-So what are you doing tonight?
-AnA
-Who’s Anna? You haven’t mentioned her before.
Yeah that could work.
Graduates Eschewing Teetotaling Poseurs, Intoxicating Sexy Sophisticated Elegant Deviants
or
Shenanigan’s Umbrage Cocktail Klub and Interpretative Theater
Wait.. ladies want a “classy” drinking club…
i heard they have a few good ones in west virginia.. they actually pay you to entertain men.
@104: Which friend? If it’s that friend you should convince her to come.
CHUG : c-ville hotties undeniably guzzling
@110 the slutty one.
So you’re going to let her know it’s at Blue Light tonight?
@79. Thanks for the update. Swim Swam time!
@114: You were conspicuously absent last night. Glad to hear you’ll make it to CDC.
@115. Out of town last night… thus the absence. See you tonight!
@113 she already has 2 dates tonight. maybe next week.
Next week doesn’t work for me. Unless she wants to come to Ohio.
oh man, who DOESN’T want to go to ohio! am i right?
Oh yeah. It’ll be super exciting. I mean it has to be one of the best states in the entire country, sandwiched between Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania.
geographically speaking, it’s like our very own middle east. and ohio is the crown jewel!
But it’s a cultural and geographical crossroad according to Wiki.
I feel like everyone who visits Ohio looks like this guy when they leave.
Dude, that’s a West Virginian.
They’ve got coal in Ohio.
@125: Now THERE’S a slogan. Somebody put that on a bumper sticker!
slogan contest!
“ohio: we didn’t vote for him either”
“ohio: hey, at least we’re not kentucky!”
“ohio: america’s grundle”
“Ohio: Means ‘good morning’, and that’s my favorite word.”
/Big Bird. No one?
i thought that wasn’t until the following week, after i get back.
It changes everyday. Right now, it’s next week.
uva, we should probably bring it over here so we don’t get yelled at.
haha ok
you going to happy hour?
Drinking tonight. It’s going to happen. Celebrating and commiserating all rolled up in one giant ball of drunk. echo’s last weeknight drinking for many weeks.
@133 stop drinking!!- must you pass a screening test for new job, getting pregnant, losing weight for a high school reunion, or dating a teetotaler?
whys that?
are you seriously not going to drink by yourself in ohio?
@134, 135: I’ll be gone for work rescuing one of our customers from the brink of bankruptcy. Might take a couple months.
@136: After 12 hour work days, There may be a beer with dinner, but this is going to require me to be at my peak mentally. Won’t be getting drunk/hungover.
@86 Oregano Joe’s had awesome calamari, I miss it.
rescuing one of our customers from the brink of bankruptcy
Have the customer invest in a bar that you frequent. Two birds; one stone. Bada-bing.
Bada-bing I believe that club is in New Jersey
O where, O where has my little blog gone? O where, O where could it beeeeeee?
it’s gone to new market
to kill the bloody pig
…and the dork ran away with the poon.
Street!
You too can become a Spicy Bear
http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/wri/769180060.html
From the craigslist ad:
Does that mean I can apply and meet Thor?
@146 Oh I just don’t know..full time unpaid or part time unpaid?
From the sound of the ad, it seems like anyone who has written an article on here should be able to list Spicy Bear Intern on their resume.
Yay… I can’t wait to snark an 18 year old unpaid student.Christmas is coming early this year.
@148, guess you can’t put that on your resume b/c you’ve never posted an article, from what I hear…
OH le SNAP
@150
@150 Speaking of posting. Good job on your myspace. Maybe you should translate those skills to a more public venue.
/is not admitting to having a myspace account
@146 - You want to meet Thor? Just find the guy on the mall that looks like this.
After bearing witness to men outdoing themselves tonight, the 8/8/08 champion has to be sweet.
/Sorry echo… I know you did more shots and a couple more beers, but you were down for the count hours before sweet, who I left at the bar, still holding a beer!
What a night!
Again and again, Im like an abused spouse. Think I would have learned by now? Maybe, I have finally got it. Yes. I think I do. Thanks again, I mean, for the lesson, bitches.
@145-149 I want to know how the Craigslist ad for Parlie’s intern will read.
Let me see if I can help you out with that.
“deranged internet leprechaun seeks unstable, insecure, attention-starved knockout for live-in cooking, cleaning, and incidental intimacy duties. This will be an unpaid marriage internship, the goal of which is to remind both parties of the potential hazards in the perenially popular race to the altar.”
Addendum- “… interviews will be conducted in the alley behind South Street Brewery on Tuesday night between 9pm and 11PM . No mingers. need apply. I have already slept with all of you and your friends.
minger
/fucking html links
gawd, I miss the muppets.
oh, you don’t know how much i do, too
where th f are you guys
come everybody- - -
@160 i know you’re out there - fizzle up
me @ funky watering hole. soon, rooftop overlooking downtown maul.
if i am drunk and 1_! = space do I hav ea rason to ?
Um Thor..is that really you, drunk posting?
yay PWD from thor!
I think TUI is the proper acronym.
um….

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwd
@152, TSU, are you referring to my general page or my last blog?
@171 The blog, the blog!
Thanks a lot, but I don’t know if posting it on here is the best idea…
@173 I didn’t mean you needed to post that specifically, I agree it doesn’t necessarily fit this scene. Just noting that you had posting skills. Nice work.
Well, thanks a lot, I’m glad you read it. Obviously, it’s an important topic for me…I will post something on here one day, when I get motivated enough
Good Morning Internets,
As five mentioned earlier, echo and I took down the 080808 challenge on Friday…8 shot of tequila, 8 different bars, in less than 8 hours. If only tequila drinking were an Olympic sport. We arrived at X lounge to find a few villains and our favorite villain tendress behind the bar to pour the last shot and end our tour triumphantly. It was a good night, though blurry towards the end.
That said, I am here to put out an APB for my walking stick/cane. Many of you have seen me walking with it, or at the escafe party with it, last week. It has the golf ball on the top. At some point someone took the cane from the booth I was sitting in at X lounge. This seems odd. I am sure someone thought is was funny or interesting or whatever, but please dear sir or madam, could you please return it to X Lounge?!
Not only do I have a knee condition that warrants a cane every so often, but that cane in particular was my late grandfather’s. There are a gazillion sticks of wood out there that could serve as a walking aid for the likes of me, but that one has very special meaning to me, and I hope to have it returned. shenanigans did gather a few leads for me about who might have walked off with it, and I am trying to track them down through the magic of the nets, but in the meantime, I thought I would post here as well and maybe someone knows something, or the someone, who took it home Saturday night. Thanks for any help.
er, Friday night. Silly me.
Holy Shit everyone. Please…a moment of silence for sir Issac Hayes.
” Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Shular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff’s Department.
Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead shortly after 2 p.m., the sheriff’s department said.”
…a moment of silence for sir Issac Hayes.
He was fine with South Park making fun of Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc., but quit when they made fun of his Scientology.
Screw him. One less hypocritical asshole wasting oxygen is just fine with me
The dude wrote the theme to Shaft…that’s got to count for something, but your point is well taken.
Odd question: Is anyone else having issues with the sidebar on the right? Whenever I load a page, it “jumps” down to below the comment box. Is this an issue with the new ads? Very annoying. Is it just me that’s seeing this?
Lulu, what browser and versioN?
Do I get yelled at if I say IE6.0?
/I know, I know…
Yes. Yes you do.
181 - Yes, and
182-184 - Same, and I know.
C-I’ll dig it up for you… WE NEED A NEW FFA GUYS!!!
@186: You know, Flooze, I could put one up. But I just keep asking myself: what’s in it for me. You know?
I’ll bet you could Stanley…FNARRRRRRRRR
Seriously, though, are you having trouble with this one? Crashing your browser? Or you just want it easier to find?
Too hard to find…. especially when drunk. Gotta make it easy for idiots like me or I will soil another thread and incur The Wrath of Lurkies…. perish the thought.
I’m on the case!
Flooze check yer email babycakes!
/cliquety clockity!
@182: Is it possible that the CvilleStyle and the CvilleMuse buttons on the right are slightly too wide horizontally? Have they always been there, or were they added a few days ago? Everything else is thinner, so maybe since these two wouldn’t fit, they bump everything down. Is that possible?