Hell, we’ve got scantily clad ladies for hire in Charlottesville, why not have a coffee place in Belmont that serves coffee to customers in bikinis!?
[thanks to the birdie that sent this in]
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Does this have anything to do with Charlottesville? Virginia? The Eastern Seaboard?
Scowly must not have gotten any at South Street last night
Aaaand… it takes until 1:27 until Pricilla Mc Prudypants lays down the “Won’t someone think of the children?” card.
/because breasts, you know, are the destroyers of worlds.
I’m just worried that they might get skin cancer because of what Senator McCain said about the importance of slathering sunscreen on. I think, he is making that a cornerstone of his campaign. So they are going to need someone to make sure that happens. Any slathers thinking of going pro?
oh and wear a hat!
the videos are a little grainy because my computer is a refurbished lite-brite, so…
i don’t know why i’m here.
Lattes and Tittaes. Everybody knows breast milk steams better.
Scowly, shame on you for this article!
@6 – Shen.. SIIIIIICK
Don’t hate Thor. It gave you life once upon a time.
Great, now that douchebag Cecil’s gonna excerpt my comment and use it as evidence that we’re all idiots over on the Hook Blog.
@6 Damn girl why you got to be so nasty all the time?
Boobies are not nasty, yo.
boobies =
For some reason I want coffee now…
Yeah breast are the bomb diggaty but expressing breastmilk for a espresso by girls in bikinis is nasty
Girl don’t be frontin’
What what k bear why you trippin’ dawg? Fuh shizzle you need ta try some-a dat drizzle, it’s all natural so don’t be trife.
/Dude I was joking.
A tiny drop of breast milk kills pink eye immediately.
/the more you know…
This chick I work with told me that one time she had a guy asking her to make him a special shooter at a certain local bar and she did and snuck some of her breast milk into it. She told him about it later and he was really proud of it. “I drank ———’s milk!” he proclaimed to everyone.
was babysitting my nephew a few years ago, and was preparing his bottle. Spilled some on my hand and licked it off.
Then realized I had just licked up some of my sister’s breast milk.
/still feel oogy about that…
@18: I’m prettu sure that’s illegal in a few states.
oh man this thread has everything! cannibalism! incest! prudish spinsters!
i can’t quit you, internet.
@ 17 good thing she knew what he meant. I can think of at least two other things that could constitute a “special shooter”….
WTF? Why the hell are people taking their kids to get coffee in a small espresso bar? And no one seems to be complaining about the vandals. It is totally OK to damage property as long as those people are not wanted.
Shit, how am i supposed to get to this damn place? they didn’t give the name of the state where its located in the report.
i love the idea, but i swear the woman in the video said they only wear “pasties”….that is a little extreme no? I’m sure you could get away with the regular bikini top and be just as popular.
and for you out there that don’t know what pasties are…feast your eyes on this (definitely NSFW):
http://images.google.com/images?q=pasties&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
@23 i read an article a while back about this being done in oregon.
After watching this concerned mom speaking, may I suggest they begin with setting examples of proper dental care for their children and perhaps saving the Espresso Bars field trip for a later season in their lives?
Or maybe teach your kids that there is nothing bad or wrong about boobs.
@23: It’s in Washington.
@ 25 oh man, I thought they said pastries…..
@28: Never seen Tara Reid then, eh?
@31: I meant real ones.
@32 If I can touch them, they are real (well that’s what my Greene county boys tell me)
got nothin’
so, in other words, there are no real boobs?
/confused
I believe Shen is referring to factory originals, not dealer add-ons.
I love my limited edition miniatures.
@36 did yours come gold-plated from the Franklin Mint? are they collectibles?
Whoa. What happened to the Bodo’s post? I had a really zingy comeback for Shen but now the comment box is gone!
k bear must have broke it
@38: I know! Weirrrrd!
@37: No. Yes. And I know you’re not a dude.
Thor took his ball and went home. Game over!
@39 I did not break it.
Thor let a porn virus in and broke it
I wonder what kind of porn Thor watches.
Goddess porn?
It’s probably just a bunch of zeros and ones going across the screen with 70s music playing on the soundtrack.
I bet hammers are involved.
So the C-Ville has an article out where they did a blind taste test of the major city coffee joints.
Am I the only one surprised that the “coffee” that they sling at Mudhouse was voted #1? And where was Higher Grounds? That stuff is soooo delicious. Their coffee (Traeger Bros [sp.?]) is, however, served at Fox Park (#3).
I just got a glowing review of an iced coffee from Para Coffee down on the corner…they tied Mudhouse for #1.