Espresso Gone Wild

Posted by Scowly on August 6th, 2008 46 Comments

Hell, we’ve got scantily clad ladies for hire in Charlottesville, why not have a coffee place in Belmont that serves coffee to customers in bikinis!?

[thanks to the birdie that sent this in]

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46 Responses to “Espresso Gone Wild”

  1. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:09 am1echo said:

    Does this have anything to do with Charlottesville? Virginia? The Eastern Seaboard?

  2. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:12 am2dieter said:

    Scowly must not have gotten any at South Street last night

  3. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:17 am3belmont yo said:

    Aaaand… it takes until 1:27 until Pricilla Mc Prudypants lays down the “Won’t someone think of the children?” card.

    /because breasts, you know, are the destroyers of worlds.

  4. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:31 am4dieter said:

    I’m just worried that they might get skin cancer because of what Senator McCain said about the importance of slathering sunscreen on. I think, he is making that a cornerstone of his campaign. So they are going to need someone to make sure that happens. Any slathers thinking of going pro?

    oh and wear a hat!

  5. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:37 am5parlie said:

    the videos are a little grainy because my computer is a refurbished lite-brite, so…

    i don’t know why i’m here.

  6. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:57 am6shenanigans said:

    Lattes and Tittaes. Everybody knows breast milk steams better.

  7. 06 Aug 2008 at 10:59 am7Thor said:

    Scowly, shame on you for this article!

    @6 - Shen.. SIIIIIICK

  8. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:00 am8shenanigans said:

    Don’t hate Thor. It gave you life once upon a time.

  9. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:01 am9shenanigans said:

    Great, now that douchebag Cecil’s gonna excerpt my comment and use it as evidence that we’re all idiots over on the Hook Blog.

  10. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:18 am10k bear said:

    @6 Damn girl why you got to be so nasty all the time?

  11. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:19 am11shenanigans said:

    Boobies are not nasty, yo.

  12. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:20 am12echo said:

    boobies = :)

  13. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:21 am13Byard said:

    For some reason I want coffee now…

  14. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:23 am14k bear said:

    Yeah breast are the bomb diggaty but expressing breastmilk for a espresso by girls in bikinis is nasty
    Girl don’t be frontin’

  15. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:28 am15shenanigans said:

    What what k bear why you trippin’ dawg? Fuh shizzle you need ta try some-a dat drizzle, it’s all natural so don’t be trife.

    /Dude I was joking.

  16. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:29 am16belmont yo said:

    A tiny drop of breast milk kills pink eye immediately.

    /the more you know…

  17. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:38 am17shenanigans said:

    This chick I work with told me that one time she had a guy asking her to make him a special shooter at a certain local bar and she did and snuck some of her breast milk into it. She told him about it later and he was really proud of it. “I drank ———’s milk!” he proclaimed to everyone.

  18. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:45 am18oy said:

    was babysitting my nephew a few years ago, and was preparing his bottle. Spilled some on my hand and licked it off.

    Then realized I had just licked up some of my sister’s breast milk.

    /still feel oogy about that…

  19. 06 Aug 2008 at 11:48 am19echo said:

    @18: I’m prettu sure that’s illegal in a few states.

  20. 06 Aug 2008 at 12:10 pm20parlie said:

    oh man this thread has everything! cannibalism! incest! prudish spinsters!

    i can’t quit you, internet.

  21. 06 Aug 2008 at 1:50 pm21Byard said:

    @ 17 good thing she knew what he meant. I can think of at least two other things that could constitute a “special shooter”….

  22. 06 Aug 2008 at 2:57 pm22Sho said:

    WTF? Why the hell are people taking their kids to get coffee in a small espresso bar? And no one seems to be complaining about the vandals. It is totally OK to damage property as long as those people are not wanted.

  23. 07 Aug 2008 at 10:57 am23integrii said:

    Shit, how am i supposed to get to this damn place? they didn’t give the name of the state where its located in the report.

  24. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:09 am24Vanillavy said:

    i love the idea, but i swear the woman in the video said they only wear “pasties”….that is a little extreme no? I’m sure you could get away with the regular bikini top and be just as popular.

  25. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:21 am25Vanillavy said:

    and for you out there that don’t know what pasties are…feast your eyes on this (definitely NSFW):
    http://images.google.com/images?q=pasties&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

  26. 07 Aug 2008 at 11:25 am26orchid said:

    @23 i read an article a while back about this being done in oregon.

  27. 07 Aug 2008 at 12:23 pm27Blissful said:

    After watching this concerned mom speaking, may I suggest they begin with setting examples of proper dental care for their children and perhaps saving the Espresso Bars field trip for a later season in their lives?

  28. 07 Aug 2008 at 12:26 pm28shenanigans said:

    Or maybe teach your kids that there is nothing bad or wrong about boobs.

  29. 07 Aug 2008 at 12:27 pm29echo said:

    @23: It’s in Washington.

  30. 07 Aug 2008 at 12:30 pm30Byard said:

    @ 25 oh man, I thought they said pastries…..

  31. 07 Aug 2008 at 12:30 pm31Lulu said:

    @28: Never seen Tara Reid then, eh? ;-)

  32. 07 Aug 2008 at 12:36 pm32shenanigans said:

    @31: I meant real ones.

  33. 07 Aug 2008 at 1:54 pm33dieter said:

    @32 If I can touch them, they are real (well that’s what my Greene county boys tell me)

    got nothin’

  34. 07 Aug 2008 at 2:12 pm34oy said:

    so, in other words, there are no real boobs?

    /confused

  35. 07 Aug 2008 at 2:22 pm35Stormy said:

    I believe Shen is referring to factory originals, not dealer add-ons.

  36. 07 Aug 2008 at 2:23 pm36shenanigans said:

    I love my limited edition miniatures.

  37. 07 Aug 2008 at 3:49 pm37k bear said:

    @36 did yours come gold-plated from the Franklin Mint? are they collectibles?

  38. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:00 pm38ThisSideUp said:

    Whoa. What happened to the Bodo’s post? I had a really zingy comeback for Shen but now the comment box is gone!

  39. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:01 pm39dieter said:

    k bear must have broke it

  40. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:01 pm40shenanigans said:

    @38: I know! Weirrrrd!
    @37: No. Yes. And I know you’re not a dude.

  41. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:02 pm41Stormy said:

    Thor took his ball and went home. Game over!

  42. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:04 pm42k bear said:

    @39 I did not break it.
    Thor let a porn virus in and broke it

  43. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:05 pm43shenanigans said:

    I wonder what kind of porn Thor watches.

  44. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:08 pm44k bear said:

    Goddess porn?

  45. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:14 pm45ThisSideUp said:

    It’s probably just a bunch of zeros and ones going across the screen with 70s music playing on the soundtrack.

  46. 07 Aug 2008 at 4:16 pm46shenanigans said:

    I bet hammers are involved.

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