Sorry I have been MIA guys…it is summer I have been out playing and you should be too! This weekend preview will be short and sweet. Get out and have some summer fun (this weekend is supposed to stay under 95 degrees-enjoy it while you can).
The usual Friday line-up will be in full swing: Fridays After Five, Crush Wine Tasting, Market Street Wine Tasting, and Beer Run’s Wine Tasting
- The Augusta County Fair is this weekend - Aug. 5th-9th in
Fishersville - The Paramount Theater presents - Political Intrigue Saturday at 4:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m.
- Veritas Vinyards presents - Starry Nights with The Swing Kings (any Friends fans out there? Go.) Saturday from 7:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m.
- Lynchburg will be showing Capitan Hook by the River on Saturday night after dark (checkout the link)
- Cville is showing E.T. in the park on Saturday night (I can’t give more details because their site NEVER works for me - see if you can’t check out the link)
- Lastly, UVA is having a “Meet the Players” on Sunday at 2:00 p.m. at the Stadium
Be sure to fill in the blanks I left this week. Have fun and don’t do anything we WOULD do.
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Estranged Sybaritic Carnal Associations Forming Elucidation… tonight.
But you knew that.
@1. Nice face mask yo!
Just a quick note… Beer Run is having Beer Tasting on Friday for the next couple weeks and Wine tasting on Wednesday!
@2…good to know! A mid-week wine tasting is just one more good excuse to make it to cdc.
@3. Yeah… that’s what happened to me this past Wed! Had the wine tasting at Beer Run, then several beverages before heading on to CDC.
There’s also the show my band is playing at DUST on Saturday, but I don’t wanna come here and be that guy. Unless I just did.
The opera Carmen is on Sunday evening at Ashlawn.
L’amour est un enfant de something , il n’a jamais connu de lois…
Oh, and come see tequila-drunk CVillains at X lounge tonight…
Yes, X Lounge is the 8th and final stop on the tequila tour. It promises to be entertaining.
Entertaining. Ahem. Hmm. Yeah.
I’m gonna get AK to come take pics of your ridiculousness.
Starry Nights is happening again this weekend at Veritas Vineyard in Afton.
http://www.veritaswines.com/events.htm
Starts at 7 and promises to be a lot of fun.
@2, you beat me to it Five, i’m slow on the draw today.
ET in the park!? That could actually be really sweet. The question is, are they showing the updated 20th anniversary version, or the original? The difference lies in the perceived violence. The original movie showed the govt. agents brandishing guns, and the anniversary edition digitally edited them and replaced with walkie talkies. Wait…so we are less violent now than in the 80’s!?
Here is a pic from Wikipedia:
@9. Can’t wait to bear witness at echo going down… at X Lounge.
@12. No probs wingnut.
@14 ‘Going down’…questionable wording…
@15. … echo flat on his face on the bar counter with shenanigans pouring ice over his head!
/you should be there to participate! We’ll make yours IV.
I won’t pour ice on his head. I will rather spray him with my soda gun.
Now that non–douche is here and things are turning pr0nny, AND in honor of ET in the park…
The single most horrifying pr0n movie ever made was “ET the Porno”, and completely blows doors on the pterodactyl pr0n in the “what in the holy hell were they thinking” department. Truly. Stunning. Rule 34, in all its glory.
I could post links to clips, but the would be so very very NSFW, and I think you all might hate me for ruining your lives.
/the darkest corners of the internet, let me show you them.
Aliens are not allowed in porn. WTF people. For realsy. Unless you are into anal probes.
@17. Ice, soda gun… as long as he’s awake.
@16, trust me, I would love to be there, but unfortunately I’ve got to go out of town for a wedding this weekend so I’m leaving tonight. Hopefully we’ll make this a quarterly tradition thought, I’d I’ll def join in the next round. But I’ll warn ya, me + tequila = sloppy, horny, crazy mess
There is a lot of alien porn, but this is not that.
Its a human shaped ET with a human vagina. It is so scary, I really… I mean… the make up, the costume… its just…
I know a lot of words, but I have none for this.
If there is animal porn and tenticle porn, I have no problem with alien porn…
Speaking of porn…who else is a big fan?
/two hands high in the air
@24: pssst…www.youporn.com
/not that I watch it or anything
thanks for the tip! always looking for new sites.
@ 26 pssst…www.pornhub.com
/not that I watch it or anything
since we’re sharing…www.pichunter.com or (this name I find hilarious but appropriate –>) pussy.org
@24 I think you views on porn are crystal clear
ha ha very funny
@28 pssst…www.kaktuz.com
/not that I watch it or anything…no really
http://www.sumhott.com
/everyday
http://www.sumhott.com
/it’s a “sometimes” visit
//did my last post get eaten by the Thor?
Next time, during foreplay, listen to Sneaker Pimps ‘6 underground’…get’s any girl in the mood, in my opinion.
@31 - always a good trick website to send someone: http://www.whitehouse.com
/it works 60% of the time, everytime
Seems my last 2 posts got eaten by the wordpress monster.
Fave site: sumhott.com
Maybe this will be lost too.
Next time, during foreplay, listen to Sneaker Pimps ‘6 underground’… the fila brazillia remix. (track ten).
Fixed that for you.
@32, I’d put my money on Serge Gainsbourg’s “Je T’Aime Moi Non Plus”.
I might have been blacklisted or something…
I’ve tried to post a link a few times now, and it won’t submit… calling Chuck Norris. He’ll make it submit. One last attempt:
http://www.techsmartly.net/
/nerdy pr0n?
@36 - I bow to thee.
1 hour and 15 minutes to go from good old fashioned home town events to porn. I LOVE THIS PLACE!
@ And when a single song isn’t, ahem, long enough, there’s alwaysThe K & D sessions.
Highly recommended disc.
With my ex, we had a playlist of like 20 get-it-on songs and in the mix was this horrible stupid song and whenever it came up in the mix, it totally ruined the whole mood…so beware of the songs you choose, it could really ruin the session.
/wish i could think of the name of that song
@39 - nothing hotter than being in the zone and saying “You like this song? It’s a Dorfmeister.”
@40 - was it Sunshine Day by the Brady Bunch?
@40: MMMbop?
/always got me goin’, but for some reason other people’s mood was broken
/waiting for someone to rickroll 40
//can’t do it myself, my computer will self-destruct
there are few things less sexy than hearing a pug grunting & snuffling then suddenly hearing it really close because he’s jumped on the bed with you & wants to join in.
what does rickroll mean? sorry if that’s a stupid question…
@ 40/41 Im going with Loituma - Levan Polka
Its teh anti secksay.
@44 join in?
@47 we didn’t let him, obvi.
@44 Yes. Pet interference is terrible!
My bio-engineered phosphorescent sea monkeys are always causing me sexual grief. Fuckers.
@ 50…do you let them join in? maybe they can turn that sexual grief into a sexual fetish…
@51: He spanks them for their misbehavior. Duh.
@48 although he really liked the taste of sex juices. & sometimes when he watched us he would concurrently pleasure himself.
What do sea moneys fling about?
@53, ugh, tmi
@53 TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI !
@54: Sea-Doo-doo?
It’s pretty bad when UND exclaims TMI
I knowwwwwww!
orchid, I’m proud of you for dropping the SJ bomb.
@50 BYo, I get it.
@53 In orchid’s defense and if you are doing right, the “sex juices’ of various stripes, can end up anywhere, not just on one’s body. Dogs eat potato chip crumbs off the floor. What’s the difference?
@ 60 You do? Im not sure I do.
@61, I think from the FWB post, the worst place for the juices to land is the hair…
And most dangerous is the eye.
Am I the only one that finds it amusing that this is in the “Short and Sweet Weekend Activities” post?
@64 Since it’s now long and salty?
@65 Not if you eat enough fruit.
@ 66 Specifically pineapple.
/beware asparagus and red meat.
Belmont Yo, do you know what this is:
http://www1.zkm.de/~wvdc/ascii/java/
I thought Thor might like it
@61 thank you. they lick fingers too.
@63 & yet some people collect it to put on their under eye circles.
/i just use concealer.
hey everyone, is this the free for all? everybody read this:
oh, it’s not the free for all? my bad.
@68…. holy shit it’s the matrix.. make sure you get a little far back from the screen and pop 20 acid tabs
@69 Specifically male juice, or both?
@70.. i grant you a fail and win at the same time.. a fain
@68, is that the beginning of Deer Hunter in ASCII!? Too cool if that’s what it is.
/squints.
@71 it’s actually a classic movie.. anybody want to guess?
@72 both, but he preferred male.
@67 all animal products, i think.
@70 no it’s not a free for all, it’s a weekend preview. if all goes well.
@74 not deer hunter
Pulp Fiction?
DEEP THROAT!
oh, I think I may have both typed and yelled that.
@79 It’s a german art project known as Deep ASCII- you are the winner
@79: How do you know that? ew.
@ 81 And here I thought it was “Behind the Green ASCII”.
/my orthodontist’s office was a half block from the Mitchell Brother’s Theater.
@83 so your teeth weren’t the only thing getting straightened
Weren’t those guys life’s turn to a movie or something
I squinted and it said it on the screen. That’s the second hottest thing next to Monica Bellucci getting an ASCII orgasm from the cake in the Matrix.
@ 84 Got that right! Just another piece in the puzzle as to how I ended up so sexually demented (which is why I am now reformed… thanks jesus)
And sort of… http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418753/
Cosmo’s Scientific Breakthrough
If I leave right now I can be home by 3:30..why does that remind me of..
Bye everyone have a great weekend!
downtown, oy I hope you are ready for tequila. This isn’t for the weak-willed or weak-livered.
@92 i’m totally breaking my tequila fast today, i know it.
/4.5 hours…
The fact that you have been on a tequila fast for this longer lowers my opinion of you.
for this longer
And my inability to type lowers your opinion of me.
@95 This leads me to believe you’ve gotten a head start.
Oh no. Not unless you count water and coffee. I don’t want shenanigans to have to spray me with her soda gun.
I’m so spraying you with the soda gun.
@97 Make sure you don’t wear white pants!
@98: I’ll be drunk. Iwon’t know what happened.
A local playwright has written a hilarious and touching play based on a Grimm’s fairy tale. “The Flounder” is playing at Play-on! in the Ix building. http://www.playontheatre.org Thursday - Sunday.
Sugar… email this to admin through the contact button up top… then it will be included in the next preview headlines and won’t get buried.
/Directions… turn left at the skate park, and when you sea Basset’s furniture it’s the plaice on the right.