Are You American Enough?

Posted by dinosaurrockguitar on August 11th, 2008 13 Comments

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With the immigration debate raging into endless absurdity – one profound question remains – how American are you? Take the test to find out. The questions are from the USCIS website –the same questions foreign nationals need to answer correctly in order to become naturalized citizens. A score lower than 80% results in your deportation – enjoy.

I tried to get this to work within cVillain, but I failed…so click on this LINK to take the test!

We will post answers and results on Wednesday, happy deportation!
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13 Responses to “Are You American Enough?”

  1. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:25 am1Blanco Nino said:

    apparently i’m not american enough to find out my results without buying into survey monkey. boo!

  2. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:29 am2Thor said:

    Are we allowed to cheat when we take this!?

  3. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:31 am3Hawkins said:

    whaaa? I checked the boxes, and clicked on “done,” and got a picture of a not-entirely-unattractive young lady, which was nice, but not what I was expecting.

    Oh, wait. it says that you’re announcing the answers day after tomorrow. Sadly, by then I’ll have forgotten my guess about the voting rights.

    Damn this short attention span!

  4. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:32 am4Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    @2, that’s ‘Merican, right?

    Yeah and where the dump are my flipping answers? I want a little head’s up before I get deported.

  5. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:45 am5Lulu said:

    10 of 10. Maaaaaybe missed the “Which form do you need” one. But pretty simple, nonetheless.

    /staying put

  6. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:54 am6Vanillavy said:

    attn all cVillains: please report to Spicy Bear HQ on Wednesday at noon to find out if you have won a trip outside US borders!

  7. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:57 am7Tuffy McFucklebee said:

    Guantanamo bay isn’t ready for Shenanigans…or maybe it’s REALLY ready for her.

  8. 11 Aug 2008 at 9:59 am8Vanillavy said:

    has anyone tried the c*ckmeat sandwich yet?
    NSFW!!!!

  9. 11 Aug 2008 at 10:34 am9Wingnut said:

    at least 9 out of 10 on that one. i have no need to know what form is used to become a naturalized citizen, so i’m not too worried about that question.

  10. 11 Aug 2008 at 10:34 am10Stanley said:

    I outsourced the completion survey to a call center overseas and instead tuned into the China-hosted Olympic games on my plasma TV, which, by the by, was manufactured in Malaysia with parts made in Narnia by magic freedom gnomes. So I don’t have my results yet, but man-oh-man is the USA wizard cocksucker at playing volleyball.

  11. 11 Aug 2008 at 11:41 am11dieter said:

    I did well I think the damn survey monkey thing came up and nothing for the test.
    Also your questions is wrong on congress- the citizens of the United States don’t elect congress. The citizens of each state do.

  12. 11 Aug 2008 at 1:05 pm12lisa said:

    Well damn - that was misleading! I thought I was going to be let know about my deportation status right away - or at least let me know if my choices were correct :P But noooo, all I got was a big page ad for survey monkey! Bah!

  13. 12 Aug 2008 at 4:11 pm13duckduckgoose said:

    noooooo we want it NOW!

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