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The people have demanded it, and I’m nothing if not the People’s Blogger. Here’s your FFA. It’s like a commenting Olympics.
(Oh, and that pic was over here, but I can’t figure out how they got ahold of parlie’s digital camera, nor who that man is lying on top of him. Weird, huh?)
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Tagged as: Free For All
Here ya go, Flooze.
You are my hirsute hero Stanley. Thx.
Sorry I didn’t see it over here. Definitely not drunk. Only 1 beer tonight. Not a fan of this sobriety thing.
echo, now that cVillain has won Best C-VILLE Blog, we’ve all got to work a little harder to really live up to the title. I’m expecting better of you moving forward. We can discuss this matter further in your fourth-quarter performance review.
Sorry to disappoint Stanley, but unless by “better of you” you mean much less commenting, I’m afraid I won’t be able to meet those expectations.
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Thor was caught on tape.
i will eat all of you with capers, onions, a dash of brandy and a quail’s egg.
When I bought tickets for Buddy Guy and George Thorogood, I was praying that Buddy would get a long opening set and that George .. well… hopefully had evolved into a cool senior bluesman kind of performer. Buddy Guy was unfreakingbelieveable even in a 75 minute set. Talk about charisma. Even if it’s all a polished act, he still delivered the goods in a big way.
Thorogood was a reptilian caricature of a rock god. The former hard working average blues/rock guy has morphed into a skeezy, winking, posing wanker. He was so skin-crawlingly nasty that I had to leave after 4 songs. The fact that Buddy Guy had to open for THAT is a sad commentary on many levels.
The fact that Buddy Guy had to open for THAT is a sad commentary on many levels.
Funny, I felt exactly the same way about Neil Young opening for DMB. Never underestimate the masses appetite for mediocrity.
NO NO NO NO ECHO, you have me all wrong.
@6 Besides, we all know that Parlie is the head of the Age Verification Unit.
I heard Buddy Guy and his assrammingly awesome distortion from my place in BMont and it was stellar. Wish I could have gone.
BUT CLAW! Good God Christ is that the coolest thing going in this ‘burg! Amazing time and very well coordinated. The hosts, the contenders, Straight Punch To the Clawtch, and the REF! A well greased unit right there.
It was pretty funny to see the mustachio-ed terrorists from CLAW at the Rick Olivarez Trio CD release party at the patio at C&O. Rick et al., you did an amazing job. Best of luck on the CD sales.
And for those of you who haven’t seen the trio downstairs at C&O on Tuesday nights, you ought to make a note to do so.
Ok, I might have been drunk last night but I swear to Gawd when I was sitting at the bar eating my Mac & Cheese that Frenchy came up to the bar and said something to his bartender about how the Outback was going to close but the owner won $100,000 on some Lottery scratch card so now it isn’t closing. REALLY??!!
DID WE JUST BROKE THE INTERNETS? I just got a huge database eroor for about 15 mins. I checked with a few other folks who got the same thing.
Wha happen!
@14 got the same error for a while yesterday too. in fact, when i surf to cvillain now in firefox, the description firefox has stored for it is ‘Database Error’.
that sucks that thorogood sucks now. i liked him and always wanted to see him live, but this isn’t the first time i’ve heard these type of reviews. :\
@13: Given the rising costs of transportation and corn (the primary feed for food-bound cows in this benighted nation), it doesn’t surprise me to hear that a steakhouse such as Outback would be on the brink of closure. Nor does it surprise me that someone associated with said outfit was playing the Lotto, or, as it’s better known, “The Tax on Stupid People”.
/oh, you mean the venue? nevermind.
Outback lodge?
@17: Wait, you really did mean the steak joint? I haz a confuze.
@14 Thor must have spilled his beer on the servers
No, I assumed he menat the venue. Part of me wonders if he didn’t see me sitting there and make up some fake gossip just to see if it would make it on here. Frenchy!!! Where are you? Did I hear you right?
Woah.. what happened… the internet blew up!
It’s my fault. I shamed it into lurking with my bullying.
@22 Could you take a few hours off to talk to the Russians about this Georgia thing?
You might as well put this powerful bullying to better use -
We have some server issues that should be fixed within an hour. Thanks!
And right after that, the archives will be fixed!!!
/believes it whence i sees it
@8 Thorogood has been a poser for years, which is a shame. His first album has a smoking version of one of the greatest drinking songs ever: John Lee Hooker’s “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.” Buddy Guy, on the other hand, probably sounds better than he ever has. The dude is 72 YEARS OLD and still bringing it! Amazing.
@23: Nah, I’m too busy with my current obligations of making myspacers commit suicide. Oh shit, that was over the line, wasn’t it? Please spank me Thor.
The dude is 72 YEARS OLD and still bringing it!
[redacted John McCain joke]
Buddy Guy for President.
Ick - I was hesitant to even read this as I have boycotted all olympic crap because of where it is being held
@30: Sino evil, hear no evil? Seems like an odd policy, lisa. I mean, did you boycott the Utah Winter Games? I object to many things about Utah and the US in general, but, you know, bobsledding is pretty frackin’ sweet.
Presumably, you’ll skip the upcoming London Games, too, given the evils visited upon Colonial America by the English? I’m curious to hear your specific objections are.
^what
@ 23 where do you think i suddenly disappeared to?
/don’t make me get the hose
I think Lisa’s referring to China’s oppression of Tibet. That is upsetting. I’m boycotting because they eat doggies. That is not cool.
On a side note, did you know the most spoken language in the world is Mandarin Chinese? Ni hao!
@31 There are many reasons I am boycotting them because of the location being China. I have many dislikes of that country ranging from the way they treat their animals to the way they treat their own people and am not going to get into a bashing session here. It is a personal decision and no, I wont be boycotting the other ones you have mentioned.
@34 Yes, that and many other reasons. I only wish I could avoid buying things manufactured in that country as well but alas, unless I win the lottery and can afford to do so I dont see that happening =p I will also never travel to such areas like China and Japan etc - its best as I feel that since I dont agree with most of their culture I should just stay away *nod*
I think Lisa’s referring to China’s oppression of Tibet
Right. Or any number of other objectionable things done by the government there, which is a rather untenable standard to hold for watching the Olympics. The likliest countries to host the games (including the good ol’ US of A) are precisely the same ones with the most political skeletons in their closets.
To the extent the Olympics can shine a light on problems such as Tibet—and to be realistic, I think that effect is rather small but meaningful—the relative good far outweighs the bad. Whereas boycotting by not watching accomplishes nothing (I mean, as far as I know, Hu Jintao gives two craps that you’re not watching).
I just don’t understand that position at all.
since I dont agree with most of their culture
Okay, we’re cross-commenting now, which could get confusing. But really, sincerely, I don’t understand at all what this means in any practical sense. Like, you don’t agree with their way of life? Or language? Or religious practices? Or the consumption of tea? Can these things even be disagreed with?
lisa, I’m trying to understand. Can you clarify?
It’s a shame about not wanting to visit Japan, Hong Kong (China) and Taiwan (China); the people are kind and friendly, the sites are beautiful and the food is wonderful. I’m not defending the Chinese Communist govt, just the people and their culture; sure they have flaws, but every culture does.
since I dont agree with most of their culture
Psst. By the way… its a really big country that encompasses many many cultures. I know “they all look the same” or whatever, but from mhong, to laotians to fukinese and more… there are significant differences. And I bet there are many individuals there that share the same distaste as you.
Oh and… I don’t agree with most of America’s culture. I like the myth, but the culture in practice seems severely fucked up. Whom should I boycott?
/direct your anger at those who directly oppress you and not the scapegoats that they create.
Oh man B-yo’s a terrorist! Get him!
Actually, the boycotting should be directed towards the IOC and the companies (McDonald’s, Coca Cola, Visa, etc.) that invested millions to make olympics in China happen despite China breaking plenty of promises made to the IOC.
@ 42 Amen, hazy.
“Fuck China! Now let me just buy a Big Mac and a coke at Walmart with my VISA card…”
/hurr hurr hurrrr….
I need some help for the cvillain nation. There is a question that after much discussion we cannot settle at the office.
Are men’s pants with pleats passe or are they still stylish?
I’m currently wearing pants with pleats. Ergo, pleats are undoubtedly passe. Ipso facto.
@ 44 They are out with two possible exceptions…
1) you are older, say 50+, AND 2) they are cut very generously, like some of the Ralph Lauren stuff from a few years back.
/clothes horse.
I think pleats are okay for most guys. Only certain folks can pull off the front-flat look.
But like Smiley, my approval means they are straight out.
They all look the same crumpled on the floor by my bed.
This is what I wanted to avoid and I think I will avoid this thread from now on.
I understand that all countries have their ‘bad deeds’, that no one is perfect, I am not naive. I also know that a the way a country’s government acts does not mean all the people are bad, heh cause if that were the case all of the US would be bad. I have friends in the countries mentioned and know there is good there as well as bad. I choose to stay away from them because I know that if I run into bad, say for example something to do with animals being treated badly, I will get in trouble for my outspokenness. Its a personal choice to stay away from these places and while I may be missing some things I will deal with that and live vicariously through those friends who either live there or have visited. But its not for me.
I boycotted the olympics because they were held in china not only for past deeds of the country but mainly for the current ones. Just because I am not watching does not mean I am not aware of things. It doesnt take me watching the olympics to understand the issues at hand. I am not going to make a list as I would be here for awhile and again, dont want to turn this into a session even though it seems I am being called to defend my personal choice - but besides the issue with Tibet, other things like these have heavily influenced my decision to boycott the olympics:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-528694/Olympics-clean-Chinese-style-Inside-Beijings-shocking-death-camp-cats.html
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/08/12/oly.kids/index.html
Again there are more but Im sure you can read the news as well as I.
So at this point I feel no further need to discuss my reasons for boycotting the olympics but im sure it will continue beyond this. If you really feel the need to know more just email me.
And now we take you back to your regular programming schedule. Enjoy.
Dieter….you may want to strap your old lad down your leg with some duct tape, since in the presence of a comely maiden (eg: Shen) pleated fronts can often times resemble a boy scouts tent. And you don’t earn a badge for that.
@49: They do WHAT to cats? OMFG!!!!
@49: Thanks for clarifying, lisa. I’ll respect your wish to drop the issue.
@51 *nod*
@49 Thank you Stanley
Again, if it really grinds your gears and you need more feel free to email 
Perhaps fashion is not the strength of this forum.
To recap pleats might be fine but what to I know and Shen prefers the no pants option to the other two styles.
Any others?
Hehe besides agreeing with Shens option, I find mens pants with pleats to be rather, I guess you could say, icky- LOL! For that matter I find womens pleated pants to be unattractive as well
I’ll respect your wish to drop the issue
I second the motion to drop, and of course respect your opinion. Im not so sure we disagree anyway.
Me? I am boycotting the olympics from here on out because I heard about the Hungarian weightlifter’s “horrific injury” today. Ever since the Joe Theisman incident, which I watched live (with an onion on my belt), I have been phobic about these sorts of things, and if god damn NBC shows even one second of that footage I will be in therapy for months.
/have the link but wont post it. do NOT look for it.
@53: Oh my gawd, how can they do that? That makes me ill and hurts my soul.
@57… it’s just a dislocated elbow. Someone should have popped it back in straight away and he could have tried the lift again.
/Apparently one shouldn’t mess with a 148lb snatch. Must have been wearing beer goggles
I avoid pleats like the plague. They harken me back to my days where I dressed like George Michael from Arrested Development. Some guys can pull it off, but I’m prooty sure they’re waaay outta style. The pants, that is. But possibly the dudes too.
@Floozy it was 148 kg which is a 326 ponds of snatch- always a mistake in my book
pounds not ponds - although “ponds of snatch” would make a good band name
What is a pond of snatch?
326 snatch ponds!? Too easy.
Cross post LOL… It is a jolly good name for something.
It could be a gentleman’s club … ‘The Snatch Pond’
i’m boycotting the olympics because i no longer have a tv. same reason i no longer have a jetta.
You could get a new TV. They even make lots of ‘em in China..
@67 you could watch them on the internet at http://www.nbcolympics.com/
we got our first hdtv right before the last olympics. anything less would be such a letdown. besides, i don’t really care.
I have just had the most awesome idea that I will pitch to Bill Gates as soon as I am sober. It’s a program on your PC/Mac that ‘learns’ your normal spelling/grammar during daytime hours. Then if you start typing while drunk, as the number of typos increases it logs the change in profile and ‘decides’ that you have reached a foolish level of inebriation and shuts down your internet access to stop you making a total online fuckwit of yourself.
/I am truly brilliant. Official.
And if you buy gasoline your car is running on the blood of Americans who are dieing in the desert for a fucking lie. So it’s all a matter of perspective, really. After a while your head starts to spin and you find your finger pointed up your own ass, and thats only cool in certain situations.
@72 LMAO… so I will let your spelling abomination go this time.
@73 Gimme a break, I was typing with one finger.
We have many people on this board who are the bastard loin fruit of a coupling between close relatives, and even with their webbed fingers or ET style digits, they get by and hit those keys in the correct order. One finger which is of normal length and attached to an arm is luxury around here.
Well then I guess I’ll do alright. I’m high on sugar half the time and a bit unable to control my thought process. From what I’ve read this site is on that track quite often.
Do I have to learn to control my typos to be one of Charlottesville’s most “INFLUENCIAL” people?
/sigh
Definitely not…. Parlie got voted for and he comes across like a dyslexic on crack most of the time. We just like to ride the new kids a bit and spelling is one of the ways to test you and see if you are fun. If you go whining to teacher then we lose interest because no one likes a cry baby now …. do they?
Oh and I think you’ll fit right in with your random thought processor and maniacal personality swings.
Manic personality??? FUCK. YOU.
/ I love you.
Oooh… I think I e-crush you too.
Has Gor-gor been properly welcomed? Gor-gor! Welcome! Help yourself to the Fun Dip in the pantry, and there are some really sugary mojitos in the pitcher on the counter.
is anyone missing their brownish/blackish cat? it was found near downtown about an hour ago. no tags. likes sliced turkey. soft and friendly.
@82: Can you take a photo? I’ll happily main-page it.
[update: e-mail me at stanley@spicybear.com if you want me to do that]
if you dont want the place turning into a lost pet forum, i understand. i sent some pics your way, though. do with them what you want.
Wondering if my soft and fluffy black cat came in tonight. Where downtown did you find it?
Cat rescue? calling Shen to the thread
btw: cbob.cvillain@gmail.com
near mcguffey park: http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/laf/795883690.html
I live near mcguffey but thats not mine.
well hi neighbor, want another cat?
umm.. hmm..
HELL NO?
I think mc does though.
Kitty post posted. Send it around; someone’s gotta recognize this feline.
I’m a dog person.
indiedork, I like how you respected the cat’s privacy re: it’s gender.
*its*
you mean “dog person” like this?
http://i15.tinypic.com/48ykard.jpg
http://kaypoh.com/pixelpost/thumbnails/thumb_20060102002708_doghumanface.jpg
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/534/letsfaceitjh0.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/203000/203252MrUQ_w.jpg
ok, weird - did someone find their pussy or not - i’m totally sympathetic - Re politics - um, way too intellecual(sp) for this post, and re: pleats - no one, i repeat no one looks good in pleated pants…
/just sayin
Yo Shen- check out this t-shirt http://shirt.woot.com/
I think you might really like it.
Hilarious.
dijonbray, that is amazing.
If one more person writes another long attack one of aliases, I’m going to have to take a break from the internets.
one of MY aliases. Apparently even the nice side of shenanigans ain’t good enough.
shen, you don’t usually let the internetz get to you. Calm down and have a bottle or 2 of wine when you get home tonight.
yeah, I can’t do that, I have an 18 hour day ahead of me tomorrow. I work a lot, unlike these assholes who have time to sit down and write pompous reviews about how much I suck in their eyes.
Relax. Like they do in the animal kingdom…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwegzhXAqaQ
(honestly, you may not want to watch this. it takes a few minutes to figure out whats going on, and once you do you may want to kick me in the shins. personally, i find it hilarious)
OMG, that worked. I no longer feel sorry for myself, I feel sorry for that poor frog.
shen, only jerks quit when they’re being bullied! stay with us!
b yo’s link: NSFW. oh christ.
NSFW? Really?
Maybe if you work for the pentecostal church. Its not even flagged as mature by youtube, and they are pretty fussy.
With you on the ”oh christ’ part though…
What really concerns me about #104 is which Google search terms did BYo use to find a toad fellating a chimpanzee? I am so disturbed I will not sleep tonight because of this. Maybe never.
/Lucky he didn’t choose MY frog(click my name)
I will never divulge my sources. Suffice it to say teh google is insufficient for the true spectacular freak show that is life, as big as they may be. Dark corners, I tells ya.
Here it is from another angle/horrified onlooker…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdkSazWoek
“run away frog, run away” ftw.
And now… for an olympic qualifying moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zjCc_VyxM4
/hilarity.
Oh and… is there anything to do tonight? Somebody whisk me away to adventure or something, ya? Where’s the fecking “Thursday Preview” Thor? The god damn day is named after you and whatnot…
Fine. I’ll find my own drunken debauchery.
#111 Some of us are too tired to party because we painted all day because YOU didn’t turn up as promised. /Wanker.
Your shit is still only half yellow. Finish that shit, your dropping the property values.
/yeah yeah I know, my car, my porch…
Does the Flooze live near B-yo? I thought you lived out of town a bit…
/haz a confuze
OMFG… HOW MANY EFFING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU… THAT IS NOT MY HOUSE.
Oh.
#114 Stanley… our trailer has wheels.
And that shout was at Bell-end not you
@118: I don’t know if I’m more or less confused now.
I know its not your “house”… no one lives there. I knows where your at.
/bell end, indeed. my shit would wake the pope.
*you’re*
(dont hurt me stanley, i been drinkin)
time for a solo creep… yo is unleashed.
@122: hope your creep is pleasant…
/no, i did not call you a creep or a pheasant.
(dont hurt me stanley, i been drinkin)
You cool by me, dawg. Have a lovely creep!
see Most Influential People, @120 all. It’s nice to know somebody gets to go out and play. Obviously, not me. Have fun, all!
Damn, ya’ll are all out havin fun
/new screen name - arse-nic
It’s only 1:30 and you’re already looking forward to 3:30 UND? Goodness!
It’s just one of those days I suppose
Isn’t every day one of those days?
Tousche…but yet a good call. Y’all gonna be old ppl tonight or trying to come out?
Out of townin’ it.
One word: lamesauce
@130: You have some issues with words ending in -ouche. It’s touché silly.
I don’t like that one, pick another.
I like to throw my ‘S’s in there…don’t ask my why
/product of uva education
Instead of the more common overuse of the comma, UVA students over use the letter S. I knew there was something ssssspecial about you guyssss.
Foxfields! Orbits!
ssssssstuck up ssssssssnooty bitchessssssss
Shen is on her example providing game today.
The sun is back out and the clouds are contemplated moving away from the party zone. Let’s hit the drinking holes…
is this the free for all? it is? good. i just need to take a minute to say “fuck delta airlines hard, with something sharp and on fire.”
i would sooner walk the face of the earth than take another flight with these mindless gobarian fucktards.
welcome back to the internet, parlie.
cool, thanks, hi mc. i’m sorry if i sound like i want delta airlines to die in a fire.
i’m exactly this much sorry: .
presumably after you landed, not while actually inhabiting the friendly firey skies.
OK, this is what the calm before the storm looks like. I got my milk, bread and toilet paper. Hey, doesn’t the C-VILLE come out today?
@146: Oh yes it does. With Kyle flaming away on the cover. Err… maybe that came out wrong.
@146: Quit talking to yourself. I assume you meant 145, you stupid fat wanker.
in case anyone’s wondering, the article’s here… http://c-ville.com/index.php?cat=121304062461064&ShowArticle_ID=11801508080710934
i plead the 5th
Click my name for the lilth photo. She would never have allowed this if she was here (or so I’ve been told)
@148 which Thor is saying that?
jeebus. that’s a long article. I’ll summarize: Kyle is a genius, Kyle is the new king of the local media and possibly all media in the world, Lilith is a nice girl, Kyle is Thor?, Kyle is amazing.
c-ville loves ya baby.
I love Lilith!
I love Lilith!
I know. I have the video.
long article, yes, but well worth the read. and lilith is ever adorable!
Can I have a raise?
Sounds like you oughta give that raise money to Lilith you SOB. (I read the whole article.)
I am drowning in work. Which involves dealing with idiots. Idiots speaking in French. It’s getting cold. So cold!
It’s 320! Where’s UND and the crew?
it’s tuesday. ha ha echo.
See you clowns at SS around 9!
Is SS bangin tonight? I need distraction.
whipped cream dude (not the reason i hate it, but the only person in c’ville who doesn’t know i hate it) wants to take me out to dinner for my birthday. this will consist of driving down high street & seeing whose advertising jumps out at him. classy.
@162 Just say no!
or Mas
@ 162 Listen to 163. Bail.
/no one should listen to me.
@164 i bailed in april when he tried to take me to dinner theatre. (maybe that’s why he’s punishing me.)
/obviously masochistic.
So I will be at SS by myself with a bunch of rugby shirt pets that I dont know? Sheesh I can only have the “so what do you do?” conversation maybe 36 more times in my life, and I have to conserve them for weddings and other mandatory social events. I guess I’ll take my own advice, and do the bailing.
/seriously? whip cream dude? fail.
@159: Thanks. No really, I mean that. You’re a doll.
@157: At least you can escape from it at 5. Lately, my work consumes my entire day. It’s 7 and I’m still working. I’ll be back at 9 with a “still working” update. Someone drink a Satan’s Pony or 6 for me.
Im on it echo. After number five, some one will ask me what I do, and I will give them the reader’s digest version, after which I will ask them one of the following:
What is your greatest expressible fear?
How old were you when you lost your virginity and how do you feel about that?
If you could save ten people by killing one, would you do it?
/because I enjoy awkward silence…
Thanks b’yo…so what exactly do you do for a living?
Free for all: August 19th in Charlottesville: the night before public school begins again. Here in my corner of Belmont a parental snoopy dance has begun.
Oniss LOL… that is a truly great image.
oness - don’t you know it!!!
Snoopy Dance
ok… bastarding Snoopy Dance
@163 thanks for the advice: him: where does that road go? me: belmont. him: what’s in belmont? me: mas.
@166 belmont yo not going to south street so i’m stuck with oy & a bunch of 21-year-olds? fail.
@ 168 i had two… does that count?
byo we could have leaned on each other and been awkward together!
/don’t discount the whipped cream
I went to X lounge to try to book shows, but “the man” was not there so I ate crack and cheese. Sweet christ I love that stuff.
Then I wandered down to the snatch where I enquired as to whether the joint had been sold, to which the bartender said awkwardly that he is not at liberty to disclose that. Fortunately, I was sitting next to the new (pending) owner, who explain a few things in general. I did not press for detail, rather just asked if he wanted me to show up tonight, which thank god he did. I have high hopes for this transition. On my way out a man bearing a striking resemblance to the Great Santini was having a rather heated and animated discussion with a woman who bore a striking resemblance to one of those compound mormon women. Imagine my surprise when my exit trajectory was bisected by a flying diet cola. Kudos to the bartender that evening who handled the ensuing hostility firmly, yet gracefully.
Then I scoobied up to south street, and the only one there to suffer my foolishness was Taliesin, whom I am sure I annoyed with my irrational spitfire amature psychoanalysis. Oy and five were engrossed in the japanese fail show (which is awesome), so I bailed. The beer is good, and the folks friendly, but without a fat pile of villains, I really dont see the appeal of that joint.
Then I came home and offended 8 million DMB fans on the internets.
With the exception of flying soda drama, I give my evening a D+. And man, is my GPA slipping.
@178, D+? That’s quite unfortunate for what are normally A- or so nights for me at SS, yet sadly, I was unable to attend b/c I began my training at (*pause for dramatic effect) the great, one and only, Outback Steakhouse. However, to my surprise, it was the best job training ever…all we did was sit around and sample 1/2 the food on the menu. Can’t beat that…I give that place a thumbs up for work environment so far…
Bloomin’ onion!- are cvillain’s even allowed to work at chains or must they turn in their snark
or will there be a code word that will get us more deep fried kangaroo or free apps?
UND- make sure you dust your picture frames and line up your Equals so the E shows and don’t leave ANY damp coasters on the table or you won’t get signed out by your Key Outbacker, mmkay? And don’t forget to wear at least 4 pins and shoes must be COMPLETELY white…
/hated working @ Outcrack
I found it! I found the FFA!
anyway, I think there’s something broken in the “recent comments” box, or maybe it’s just me, but sometimes when I’m in a thread, they’re not right. right now, colfer’s brick comment is most recent, but in the uva sign thread, lulu’s comment is listed as most recent and colfer’s isn’t listed at all. Like it’s not reloading?
help me out, I didn’t sleep much last night, but i’ve been noticing this for a couple days.
@182: Yep… happening a bit to me too. Started yesterday, to my best remembery. I just figured it was due to high traffic volume from digg overwhelming the servers, etc. I figured we just needed to get them back to whelmed, and then everything would be fine.
On a side note, my issue described in the last FFA is still happening (the sidebar “jumping” down the page).
My last sidebar issue:
http://cvillain.com/2008/07/31/free-for-all-xii-with-benefits-and-a-goodbye/#comment-71850
Good god, I need help. Seriously. Annyone out there?
Yerp, anyone going out 2night?
What’s wrong Bel?
Im fucking losing it. Bu you know what, as many times s I have lost it on tis site, this time no.
I’ll see you all around. No worries.
email sent flooze. no use troubling the folks here with my swan song.
Here’s a thought: what if it’s not the internet destroying our normal human community, but something else, and the internet is just a bit a pushback. Hopeless, but a bit of pushback against the giant commercial machine that is destroying us all. Only the anodyne will survive in the end though.
Is it me, or has Stanley faded from obscurity to oblivion?
he’s outta town.
ok, I’m still worried about b’yo - is this seriously funny villain ok out there (reference to all us oldies who used to watch NYCD Blue)
I get the feeling that I’m a late night commenter while y’all are all lunchtime/evening commenters. It’s like I’m in a time warp…
Did they hide the alcohol or something?—go drink something, BP–it’s after 5pm.
Is Belmont-Yo concern a rational one, or just based on awkwardness around the innocent departed comments? One of the cleverer folks out here; naturally i’d lend my full support and even real identity of he’s in some dire need.
bp. welcome to the planet.
b’yo- take care of ‘yo.
especially since you have some porches to fight for and stuff.
i think, it may be unfortunately known you think i have ill intentieions toward you.
i don’t.
i never have.
quite the opposite.
Black hole son. no wish but night. no love but selfishness. no tomorrow but another today.
Dont worry about me. Ultimately, I am not clever nor worth concern.
I made my bed, now it is my time to sleeplessly roll around in it.
this too shall pass.
peace.
i don;t have the energy to play so many fields.
love hate to the cvillains, lvoe hate to b’yo.
btw, i;ll be waiting on too many tables until february hits.
and i’m not so hot/or hot, very good at my job and sorta smartassed.
and underpaid. would also like tio sit down and have a challenging conversation with you. that you, of course insist on paying for. unless you are inviting us all over for beers and a baby pool tub and a bit of potatoe salad…
scoriole–your food (& wine!) was vastly better; i should never have left. but still you should try zinc sometime.
Watch this video. You won’t be disappointed.
orchid, i’ve been thinking and a potential substitute for the luna might be the granache we have right now…
someday i’ll get to zinc.
and i need a decoder ring for @198.
@201 thx, maybe tonight.
shen–whipped cream guy told me that you guys used to date. i am so amused.
What?!! Who’s whipped cream guy?
or really, who isn’t he?
for the internets record, this is not the reason i hate whipped cream guy (whom i haven’t seen in 10 years) but the guy who doesn’t know i hate whipped cream & ate a dish of it at fellini’s for dessert (ugh).
and they both dated shenanigans? you dated shenanigans? shenanigans is SINGLE?? oh, it’s dizzying, this line of conversation…
/gonna sit down far away from a computer…
orchid you better check your gmail and do some ’splainin
LMAO. I did NOT *date* that weirdo. We went out twice, the second time I already told this story on here: He came over and proceeded to tell me about some online fantasy game he plays in and how his avatar is a leprechaun or something. Then he starts talking to me in this creepy high-pitched bad Irish accent and I said, “Are you going to kill me while I’m sleeping?” and he got all insulted.
Tell me what you did the two times you “went out” and I’ll tell you if it was a “date.”
@209:
#1: Had drinks at Bang while he paid for noyl his drinks and talked about how to used to have a “Porsch-a”
#2: Had drinks at my place while he talked in creepy voices
He paid for only his drinks because the “Porsch-a” broke his bank account. He’d still have the car, but the repo man picked it up.
anyone care to weigh in with a claim for virtuousness, of any kind, anywhere along the way here?
No, but I have a clam of virtuosity that weighs about six ounces.
I think thay may only make that sh*t (virtue) as they make espadrilles: by wizened old native hands from indigenous materiaux in tiny, remote villages in Nepal. Import taxes and Silk Road caravan bandits may prohibit its ready availability in these parts?
a clam is better tham a damn.
a clam is safer with a dam.<