A former Charlottesville resident, Lauren Brie who is now is living in Radford has been picked to be part of the cast for America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11. The show starts September 3rd.
She’s 20 years old, but I can’t find out where she went to high school. Anyone know?
Lauren, you are gorgeous, now win it for Charlottesville!
One more pic after the break…
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Pretty girl but something about her seems cheezy to me
It’s almost like she looks like she’s Swiss, not American.
Well judging by the second picture the amoebae seem to like her… and the safe bet’s always with the amoebae…
/tired
But can she beat the tranny? Yes, there will be a “transgendered” person on the show with her.
/tranny? transvestite or any trans- person?
uma thurman called…she wants her DNA back.
@3 an amoebae? more of a para-mecium if you ask me.
@6: amoeba pluralizes more interestingly. And I told you I was tired, dadgummit.
@7 I know but when was I ever going to have a chance to use the word “paramecium” again.
She’s obviously very “scientifiacally” mindeddd..
LOL! Oh man I hate that show and those like it
But good luck to her all the same!
@9: just don’t ask her why a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map, unless you’ve got some time on your hands…
Easy on the snarking…she just might be the daughter of Albemarles new sheriff, Chip Harding, who made his name on DNA evidence and cyber hunting. Actually a sweet young lady that went to MHS and has to live her life with the “middle distance” stare perfected by all beautiful young ladies tired of being hit on by every man on the walk….
I can tell you this, she got her looks from Momma.
She’s beautiful, but I don’t date girls that are under 21. Sorry Lauren, call me next year.
@2, it helps she’s got a background of a flowery meadow.
Give me a point. I guessed MHS and Googled it. Since youse don’t like the Hook, here it is on a site that probably stole it from the Hook:
http://augustafreepress.com/2008/08/14/is-charlottesville-native-americas-next-top-model/
@15: Wait, she is the daughter of the Sheriff?
Hope she can handle rejection.
Date my daughter? That’s a tazin’.
I’m the editor of the Augusta Free Press. A commenter in this forum suggested that we “stole” this news item from The Hook. We did not. Our item was based on a news release sent out by the Albemarle County School System.
Chris.. it’s a joke.
Howdy, Chris. Welcome to cVillain. We hope our snarkiness didn’t offend. Thanks for posting that on Augusta Free Press… now we know.
Feel free to stick around and check out cVillain. There may occasionally be something worth cross posting.
Hi Chris, just to be clear, there is a humor thing on this site about credit vis-avis the Hook’s blog. The Hook had the most complete story in my quick Google search, but I linked to your perfectly fine blog post instead because of the silly “thing”. I think they call it UNCUS or something. In retrospect, not nice of me to use the word “stole”. Many apologies. Now the rest of you Cvillain critters, you don’t get to hear that!
Our item was based on a news release sent out by the Albemarle County School System.
Ahhhhh. So you stole it from a news release then. Busted!
Very disappointed in the lack of cheese jokes here today. How often do we get a chance to really let loose with a few choice, cringe inducing puns at the expense of a pretty girl.
/Edamn you all.
Sorry to disrupt the snarkfest. I tend to the sarcastic often myself. My radar must be down today. Glad to have provided a link for the Hook haters out there. You can now return to your regularly scheduled programming. Cheap Pop Warning: I like the site.
@24 Hey Floozy, just so you know the sheriff (said pretty girl’s dad)- I think he’s got a cyber crime unit
TMYK
“America’s Next Top Forehead”, perhaps.
/ I keed (read: dont arrest me) im sure she is quite lovely and has lots of important feelings.
Dieter…. is this the same force that didn’t know that hookers advertised their dubious wares on Craigslist?
/shaking in my spiky high heeled boots
@28 actually it’s not, but excellent point. Are your heels clear- cause that would be so classy!
As requested by Parlie… with live goldfish swimming within. Classy or what!
You wear those to the next cvillain gig and we goin’ make it rain dollar bills, yo
Why isn’t her name Lauren Harding?
Because she didn’t like the name Harding, and wanted to have her own whey.
@27 Apparently, it’s called a “fivehead,” or so I was just told.
LMAO… that is very bad indeed.
Sheriff Harding was previously Charlottesville Police Captain Harding, and before that was a counselor. With such a lovely teen as a daughter, Ima thinkin he’s gotta be packin heat
Wow. Should I post the pics I have of her on our “date” on the internet now, or wait to see if she wins? What if her dad recognizes something in the background?
You should probably send them to gossip@cvillain.com !
@37
US Weekly might actually pay you for the photos. Thor, can you get into a bidding war?
/And whatever you do, Thor, never get involved in a land war in Asia
Haha, bidding war .. here.. we can offer 2 beers and a red pantie. what do you say?
@40 Great, now the local paparazzi are gonna get involved. Happens everytime red panties are offered.
Wow. People on the internet treating someone like a piece of meat. Color me unfucking surprised.
@42 In my box of crayons which one would be closest to “unfucking surprised”
@ 42 IMO, once you sign on to a show like “America’s Next Top Model”, you lose your credibility when arguing that one should not be treated like a piece of meat (on multiple levels).
@ 43 cobalt
42: People on
the internetreality television treating someone like a piece of meat.come on, Stanley.
Say what you want. This thread is squick-tastic and fucking creepy. Even if the show is waaay stupid.
Stan’s just traumatized because people still stalk him from that time he was on Making the Band.
@47: Dammit, shen. All the bad memories….rushing back….washing over me like a dirty, dirty wave of terror…
You’re not just a piece of meat Stanley, you’re NOT! I’ll take down my poster of you now I promise.
Check out what Ty Ty says about Brie and all the other girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICxZLGCIeCM
good luck
my dad is friends with ur mom and dad so hi to them from irma
irma and maki
She went to monticello high school in charlottesville, va…
the half-dozen models and supermodels i’ve dated or ummmmmm…. ‘been involved with’…. (NextTopModel Season 3, JCrew catalog, bareass model for those magazine perfume ads, euro-runway, etc., etc., etc.) have all been alarmingly, disconcertingly, DEPRESSINGLY bright and well-educated (sufficiently-so to end any association with me, obviously). Two write and publish books, one is a major art-photographer, one was at prep-school with me, another writes for the papers, etc.
they apparently no longer MAKE pretty girls who are also dumb-as-rocks… and hence ‘accessible’.
anyone know this gal, Miss Brie? i like her Dad … i assume she’s an astro-physicist or brain-surgeon or pulitzer-prize winner or something at 20 years old?
Yeah, well us cute half-intelligent girls are more fun!
but us intelligent half-cute girls are kind of a disaster. watch out!
@54, 55
so i’m beginning to discover and sign me up for one or the other.
gnight all. this day is too long to be borne in a cubicle.
@43 It comes in the jumbo crayola 64 pack. Next to burnt sienna
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I am pretty sure she is albino. I am also pretty sure I knew her when I lived in Charlottesville; we went to the same summer camp two years.
@57….Burnt Sienna… that color has haunted me all my life. Why? … who needs something the color of runny shite? Really, it has puzzled, indeed tormented me ever since I got my first set of oil paints.
/drink… the source of and solution to all of life’s problems.Credit: Homer S.
//ha
if you told me today that i would die with certainty at 55 years old, i’d let you take the remaining 27 years back from me, and pour whatever was left into the stamina that i’d need to make the last night of my life on earth the most fantastic sexual experience of Lauren Brie’s life.
@61.
you must be joking, or got a roofie. or an old nasty german speaking man who circles lee park tried to pick you up.
take it back.
/or things i won’t even say on an anonymous forum.
really?!?!
may i suggest stepping away from the internet?.
yeah, somebody hijacked my computer last night. my friends are the best.
a likely story. next you’re gonna tell us you’re not 26 world. oh…. Oh!
if i were 26 world (and i am), i would be really upset that you thought me and parlie were the same person.
[so confusing!]
well then it’s a good thing i’ve stopped believing you’re 26 world. that’s soooo july 2k8. you’re not even parlie in 61. is the internet even real? can [ ]s be the new / ?
[dave]
[[so hungover right now, you guys]]
@66 mc, please do not sully the bracket’s good name by allowing it to associate with the slashy.
thanks,
plmt
[fuck you, parlie]
/ ♥
no flirting on the interwebs!
[fuck you, orchid]
/ ♥
I just watched our local ‘hottie’ on ANTM….. oh good lord… can we please begin a personality donation scheme. [Quote of the moment from my mentor, Joan Rivers…” Grandchildren are a pain in the ass, I mean how many times do you have to say ‘Cows go moo and pigs go oink’… it’s like talking to a fucking supermodel.]
/Joan I love you.Truly.
So mc thinks I’m parlie, parlie thinks he’s me, and Stanley thinks I’m female.
what will they think of next?
oh, I dont’ think that. it’s a stupid internet joke.
@72 Otter’s really shen, chasing herself?
[waving to mc]
um, I know. I was there.
[may I recommend the 2chzBRGR meal for yr hangover? with a reg. coke works wonders]
can anyone tell me why she got attacked by paisley in the pic above?
yeah she is sexy i went to monticello high with her…
ew, i’m feelin all slimy now…
cool, i’ve best ya’ll out at staying up late, woo-hoo!
http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/americas-next-top-model/full/?play=420-4280
She takes one of the best photo’s in the history of TOP MODEL according to the judges
can anyone tell me why she got attacked by paisley in the pic above?
Yes. She has cerebral paisley.
I was in her sorority at Radford. She’s a couple years younger than I, but I still hung out with her some. She’s a nice girl. I wish her the best of luck.
Maybe I’m becoming desensitised to attractive physical features (either that or I don’t think like a man) but doesn’t she seem kind of…nondescript?
Some might say I say that because I’m not model tall or thin. Or blonde. But so many young people are just starting to blend together and looking the same…
Good luck to her though. If she gets far enough, she’ll at least get opportunities she wouldn’t have gotten otherwise.
She is stunningly photogenic, which is what counts in this show. I rate her in the top 3 right now.
I hate to say I get suckered into these shows, but when I don’t want to think (which is often) I do watch the show…. Same as The Girls Next Door.
She’s stunning and has amazing eyes, but her “beauty” just seems so…I really don’t know.
My aesthetic isn’t exactly in tune with others…
I think the lesbo with the now red hair is TOTALLY gorgeous… oh and I’m not a vagitarian… Nigel Barker is smokin’.
you so totally are a vagitarian flooze. I saw you flirting with Firefly, who is really BP on the other thread.
Firefly is NOT bp….. wash your mouth out with soap.
Floozy Firefly
holy shit Floozy’s ff!
Naaah… I could never be bitchy to Shen…. I miss Shen soooooo much ;(
i miss Silmo and Gobbler
I miss lilith and doof and silmo and ….. I kinda miss me not being a bitch. so I’m gonna work on that.
@91-93 - don’t worry, we’ll all grow out of the awkwardness and move on to mundane coexistence where all the fabulous ghosts of the past drift away to memories we occasionally try to relive thru forums on the internet. oh wait.
I love all you new kids, I really really do. ddg, you’re great, firefly, BBT… I’m forgetting people, but you’re all awesome.
what, like i’ma legend now??? or a target, I forget
@95, like the emmys, except I’m still awake. you forgot your management.
no really, I get that change sucks, or else people wouldn’t put it in jars that eventually get stolen by people that come to repair the air conditioning.
@91
ditto missing shen.
what happened to cherry oh baby… she was a real firebrand there for a day or two.
I watched ANTM last night and LB is gorgeous. She’s the only one with long blond hair and she totally stands out from the other contestants, some of which look like frickin’ aliens. She’s got a beautiful angelic look that the fake tramps from Girls Next Door will never have. Go local girl. Prrrrrrops.
@ 98 still around, just not inspired.
@100
welcome back.
get over to the breast-milk thread and crank me out a tirade. i got my butt kicked for saying something accidentally amusing about pregnancy.
I’ll get Darren Hoyt to kick your butt.
C, OD and I were just saying last night that we should come down and see you in L-vegas. When he gets there, you can box his ear.
i think DH already has–these hurricanes blowing in are no coincidence.
/it rains on the just and the unjust, muthas.
/those hairpins in vegas, slay in vegas.
I WANT LAUREN BRIE TO HAVE MY BABIES
@105
see ice-cream thread.
one BREATH about preggers on this site and you’ll be spitting out teeth for a week.
Dungey, Caroline simply said she found your remarks offensive. She did not ream you or kick your ass. But Lys, you wanna watch out for. She is preggo-licious.
preggers is jolly fun. (we note that senzuvhumor is not a side-effect of the condition).
i endorse it, and have on rare occasion materially encouraged it
(practiced at materially encouraging it) (but not LATELY).
/laughter is the best medecine, who wants a scowly baby?
Come see me PP! I’m pretty sure you know your way around here…..hmmmm..??
I know my way around your bedroom.
Come see me PP
It’s a bit odd to invite people to watch you micturate, but I mean, if you insist…
oh, I guess that didn’t come out right, wait, what?!
pinky, you do? I don’t know if Floozy will like that.
I can’t believe they cut her. For not having enough “personality”. WTF? Since when is modeling about personality? I thought it was about looking gorgeous. Which she did! Tyra Banks is a crazy bitch. She only picks ethnic or weird looking girls. And do they ever become top models? Nope. Probalby since she sent all the really beautiful girls home. We still love you Lauren Brie!
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Tyra really is dumb. Sheena has no chance in the modeling experince and see how she failed abroad? well i bet lauren brie would have done awesome. Sheen i hate you forever, and you too Tyra. Lauren Brie should have gone to the final and won. she was the only one i could really connect with on the show. the other contestans i just dont feel. usually the best model would atleast make it to top 3. (renee cycle 8!
but atleast she made it far!)