You are all terrible people, and you ruin the blog with your incessant blathering.
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You are all terrible people, and you ruin the blog with your incessant blathering.
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Just kidding! Blather away right here in the Free For All.
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That. Is. The. Cutest. Thing. Ever.
You are all terrible people, and you ruin the blog with your incessant blathering.
…and drinking.
blather blather blather
I can see its willy.
Odd, I dont feel guilty for posting this cute little guy.
/yes. he is real.
@4: Hey, that’s Sam.
Wikipedia’s got fings: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_(dog)
I love this guy, I’m taking him home.
Floozy, you’ve got a good eye.
re last night: Maybe you and Shen jumping on my bed dressed up with winged insects will cure me of my mottephobia.
Perhaps you could claim it on your health insurance as therapy. That would make me feel better about the whole sordid,dirty,sweaty incredibly horny incident.
/I’ll do it for a co-pay and a bottle of cheap fizz.
//ok… just the fizz
are any of you crazy assholes going to the music showcase at r2? i am.
IN A FAT SUIT!
Any particular color suit?
@ 8 Sorry, stuck at the disco… IN A FAT SUIT!
/wait, im naked.
8- I think my favs already played. 3pm start time, blaaaahhhh.
@10 Do you have a webcam?
By now, there is probably so much naked yo on the intarwebs, that a webcam should be unnecessary.
/no. not providing links or explaining.
dude, I would totally bonk M.O!! then I would have her love child and she’d be found by the sleezy UNCUS press corps hiding in the bathroom of the Omni.
/moving it over here flooze, like a good girl
Did anyone eat at Wendy’s DT and get sick today? I’ve counted two people so far, lolz.
Flooze, I know you’re on your deck, take your drunk ass in it’s RAINING!!
Hahaha Caroline… I lub you… am coming to the ‘burg 1-2 Nov…. are you around for some fun?
Hails yeah, I’m around. I got Blue Mountain Beer too! Bring that firecrotch with you and she can drag us around her ol’ stompin’ grounds at Randolph.
AOL is still down… I’ll email ya tmrw… it’s a soccer tournament so we will be staying over Sat night. Do you have a babysitter?
babysitter?! What’s that?
BTW AOL is shit
wow, ya’ll are speakin’ greek, fo sho
@24: In the future, the internet will be in Greek, and the Peloponnesian War will feature a Melian Dialogue that’s like:
OMG
LOL
JK
[death]
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Fact.
LULZ
LMMAO
CIBOOYH
Ok, cute pup and all, but where are we going? Unless it leads to sex, where I’m always ready to go…
Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me.
Irony.
I’m the one who way back in the sunrise of this blog suggested (hence the posting name) the creation of “Free For All” threads, though I think my “suggestion” for the topic name was “Open Topic”, a complete ripoff from DailyKos. I was the first person to propose the idea for the threads that had no topic and could just be…everything and nothing and whatever. I was quite unpopular that day, because, as many said, “there wasn’t a need for posts or threads like that.” I so remember Thor (ha!) saying, “Really? That sounds weird, but maybe we should consider that.”
What’s the Internet name for putting your fingers in your ears, sticking out your tongue and saying something like, “neener neener”?
Point being, not all of the ideas posted here are terrible and some of you may need to lighten up because constructive criticism can, sometimes, result in good ideas. Like this thread.
Am I right?
Wait. Don’t answer that. Just enjoy the thread and remember that sometimes a negative can be a positive.
I must now go to bed to anticipate the inevitable hangover. C’Ville Music Showcase at Rapture was F-U-N!
The Fun Police is here. Everybody run to the other threads, quick!
shenanigans i think you have at least 4 of your own threads.
I haz so many threads, I’z gonna make a sweater
What’s the Internet name for putting your fingers in your ears, sticking out your tongue and saying something like, “neener neener”?
“Pwnage” comes close. Maybe “Pre-pwnage”. Also applicable: “not a bad idea in hindsight”.
/Also: here’s a cookie for your efforts.
@33: Laugh. I almost offered him a cookie too. Great minds…
@33 Close, but no. The two terms that come to mind are
TL;DR (too long; didn’t read)
and
Wharrgarbl
wharrgarbl is the greatest thing the internet has ever created. it’s our parthenon.
fine, you all couldn’t act like civil adults could you? I have been looking at this on my screen all morning, and so now you all must revel in it as well:
Men’s Health 8 Times a Week Sex Schedule ( read the descriptions and lets see if we can one-up them):
* Monday: Anti-Stress Sex
* Tuesday: Before-Dinner Quickie
* Wednesday: The Dry Hump
* Thursday: Lazy Sex
* Friday: Post-Going Out Sex
* Saturday: Shower Sex
* Sunday: Morning Sex, Times 2
http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/have_sex_more_often/Monday_Anti-Stress_Sex.php
Because scheduling sex is really hawt.
@25 when i open a winery someday i’m going to have a wine called WTF Red.
i think its scheduled in the guy’s mind, so it seems like a surprise to the woman. wait, cats outta the bag…
wait, women exist that are down with getting down 8 times a week?
@38 - you’ll understand when you’re married.
That article is so full of FAIL it whargarbled my neurons. Magazines like that just include articles like that so they can put the word “sex” on the cover. People then pick it up and pretend to read about cholesterol and secretly flip over to the sex schedule for dummies. Its Puritan pr0n, and I hate it.
Fucking should be creative, non repetitive and full of everything our awesome nervous systems have to offer us.
sorry, “making love”.
@43, BYo, class it up a bit guy. Please use the term ‘making whoopie’, with a deep, whistle-ish ‘wh’ at the beginning, and the “oo” is like “boo” not “book”
Hi, I just wanted to know if you could fit me in for a dry hump? Say, Wednesday night?
That’s perfect. I have to drop off some laundry at Suds at 9, so I can just toss in my pleated khakis when we’re done. Can you do 7:45/8? And please don’t wear those button fly numbers. I’m still bruised.
DHing is so 5th grade
Shower sex is so Spring Break 1999.
@43, well put! I agree and what about the 5:15 post work sex? I thought every man was a fan of that…as long as the woman is willing to be on top…and is that what “Lazy Sex” is to a man? If not, what is lazy sex?
/Hope I never find out through experience
@44 Call me old fashioned, but what happened to the classic “fucking”
ummm, has anyone read these comments and then scrolled to the top to see the puppy looking at you?
/feeling durty
This thread is not making my randiness any easier to bear.
Damn you, internets.
@50: Yeah but you can also see his wee wee
@49: says the girl with the porn star body
Thank goodness I’m going home early today!
@ 53 Gloaty gloat gloat…
@54 I mean it’s not 330 but it’s pretty close right?
@ 55 Apparently, 330 for me means March 30th, mr gloatmeister, which is not close to anything.
Still, enjoy! I do not begrudge you your delicacies, I just like to complain.
Well you could always scrounge up 200 bones and get a sweet topless massage.
wow, this is surprising…
Nine Inch Nails
JPJ
Wednesday, November 5th
Doors: 7pm
Show: 8pm
On Sale Friday, September 5th at 10am
@41:
i’ve heard of them:)
@37:
i don’t really get the sunday morning times two.
? sunday morning is the only times more than one option?
or is it that on sunday, two different people?
@58: They announced that on MUSE over a week ago
@ 57 Never paid, never will. Besides my porch fund needs the bones more than my bone.
Nope what I have to do is just forget about it (which is why these threads suck - ha!) shut up, and go about my business. I dont know what’s gotten into me lately. Im having power surges.
Ugh, i really never go on Muse. I gotta admit.
@52, I don’t know in what sense you mean that, but I’ll take that as a compliment any day
Definitely a compliment.
@62: Why do you hate music and art?
@63: Cuz you got a BANGIN BODY girlie
Shen, you know me so well! I think that it has more to do with the fact that ~90% of my goof off time is devoted to this blaugh, and as is, I’m trying to curtail my goof time. Muse would make me a very entertained 14 year grad student. Can’t do it.
you got a BANGIN BODY girlie
Which raises the question: whom exactly is it bangin?
/don’t answer that
@61, better a power surge than a brown out (black out’s, I’m ok with)
@65, thank you my dear and back at ya, and don’t forget, you’re the one receiving gifts (no matter how ill-sized) from anonymous strangers
PS-love your name b/c it makes me think of Super Troopers
@68 Best movie ever!
@68: shen’s name used to link to that clip from Super Troopers.
@69 [insert laugh for obvious 69 connotations] I agree, it’s one of those movies that gets funnier every time you watch it
“our shenanigans are cheeky and fun”
BTW, sorry for staring at your rack all night at SS, UND
it’s one of those movies that gets funnier every time you watch it
Until someone makes you chug a bottle of syrup.
/for real
//don’t ask
That is a hell of a lot easier than chugging Guad’s Shrimp Cocktail soup.
@73: Syruptitious!
@72, I don’t mind and back atch…at your ass
TSU,
I expect to see you at Orbit (formerly) tonight for pre-game. I’ll be over there shortly after 5, then I think we’re watching UA/Clemson on the jumbovision.
Wait a minute, is BRGR open?
@78 yes, it opened yesterday, and it’s quite good.
Opening today.
err.. maybe it was yesterday. I know there was a soft opening a day or two ago.
yeah, soft opening for staff/friends/family was monday. opened yesterday, though the upstairs is still undergoing renovations and should be opening friday.
There was a time when that would have been announced on the interweb. Granted that was also the same time when Taliesin + shenanigans + knife = bad, and that time has passed like a kidney stone; but someone should have said something.
@74: I’m not so sure, but let’s not ever find out.
Soft Opening would have been a better name. Or TWAT.
@ 83 I dont think the BRGR folks like this blag very much…
@ 84 The War Against Terra?
tits will always tremble
@83: I know all too well @74.
@86 while doing…?
It’s an acronym Tuffs, but just to keep you happy because you are special, I will finish #86 with the words ‘… when sitting on a washing machine that is in the midst of a spin cycle’. OK?
Yup, that’ll do. For now…
oh, and thank you.
so what’s BRGR mean?
It means BuRGeR.
What is this, China?
No if this were China, it’d be called DG or CT.
@95: that was CLVR. Me like.
@95 CCKRCH, SQD, JLLYFSH, LCST, GRSSHPPR…
RHYTHM
nn Lnnx nd Th rhythmcs
Bony Mo, what’s the status? How’s Marita Consuela doing? Mingling with Smack and Chee well? I see no new postings on Casual Encounters. Not that we’re looking.
Oh now your just egging me on to get nakee on the internets! Couldn’t finish my smackee cheese, but Senorita is loving me generously, unlike… well, I better stop there.
you must be out of earshot. I’m on the mall, and everyone from Him Fush to Chaps is screaming for it. I’m just the only one with a computer.
@101 Hey…. I offered
/ just no pleasing some people
Trust me, there’s probably all manner of revealing shit already out there. Your google-fu, it is weak grasshopper. When digital cameras became affordable many years ago, I went nutty, as I am basically shameless, incredibly visual and incurably curious. I have no idea why I am writing all this. Jesus. And just to be perfectly clear, nobody is clamoring for shit. Nobody. Believe me.
Oooh dark senorita… lead me down the path of shadows. I hear your siren call…
Careful, she might have worms.
Not Floozy.
Floozy, you don’t have worms right? That’s something I ought to know before you break me.
Tuffy…. If I break you, are you still under warranty?
Fuck dark senorita! I will resist! Good things are coming my way. Gots to be. Have I not paid my karmic debt yet? Really? Wharrgarble.
God damn internet. You know what sucks? Being the only one drunk posting…
@106 - I just had to delete what I was going to write. Lines of crossing draw nigh.
@107, I’m not far from it, so don’t feel bad…I contemplated dancing around naked drinking wine all night, but actually had to do stuff instead, but luckily wine was still involved in the mix
I’m off to watch The Mothman Prophecies and perhaps fantasize about breaking Tuffy in his Sealy bed ….
@ 109 I have an awesome story about dancing around naked and getting observed b my section 8 neighbors, but I dont have the use of my fingers completely at the moment. Maybe anbother day…
/more naked dancing!
silmo, did you watch the DNC??
@107 - naah, you always have me for that…
howdy, villain folk - I’m back!
/for the moment
@112 - I did, but just for a little while last night, not tonite - saw bill at his bill-best
@111 haha well i will def have to hear that story soon! and btw, thanks for the cigarettes last weekend, they were GREATLY appreciated! Are you DJing at x on sat?
Insomnia Attack! blahhh
O Hai!
best friend from california phone call haven’t spoken in two months/(not really)”insomnia” attack!
hi street! UND, still sleepless?
indeed, unfortunately…i was about to go to sleep then a fire truck drove by and ruined it
@118: STREET! W00t!
New art from Banksy in New Orleans.
/is a huge fan, thought I’d share.
@122: Nice!
Hey, just a questy…what do you do when you’re waiting on your former asshole landlord to give you back your security deposit? I know he has up to 31 days to give it back but it’s the 29th now. And he lives locally so what’s the holdup? Is there a legal step I need to take come Monday?
@123 have you just called and asked today? If they say no then you would just say “well when can I pick it up on monday?” If he balks then you can sweetly say “isn’t that the law”. That should work
@124: I only get voicemail and thus far have not been called back.
Is it possible to visit or have someone do so for you?
@126: Sounds like a plan. I’m gonna go drive out to their horse farm in Keswick, pull up in their driveway in my shitty car and scream, “Where’s my money, Bitch?!”
@123 This isn’t intended to be legal advice, but I would make your request formally in writing, to make sure you have a paper trail in case there are problems later. Just a safety net. Just type up something simple asking for your deposit and an itemization of any deductions, and send it or deliver it. Also, make sure you have a copy of your lease.
Legal Aid Justice Center handles landlord-tenant issues, so if you qualify based on income, they might be able to help you if things get nasty.
Also, try to make a record of the times/dates you’ve called or otherwise attempted to contact, and of course, if you do write the letter, make sure the date is on it.
@129: Thanks for the not legal advice. You rawk.
@122 - VA law states the landlord has 45 days to get your deposit to you:
“The security deposit, any accrued interest and any deductions, damages and charges shall be itemized by the landlord in a written notice given to the tenant, together with any amount due the tenant within 45 days after termination of the tenancy and delivery of possession.”
Va. Code Ann. § 55-248.15:1
So if you vacated 7/31, he has until 9/14 to get you your money. If you don’t have it by 9/15, you can go to the appropriate District Court and sue him for it.
Interest rates owed on security deposits:
14. January 1, 2004, through December 31, 2004, 1.0%.
15. January 1, 2005, through December 31, 2005, 2.25%.
16. January 1, 2006, through December 31, 2006, 4.25%.
17. January 1, 2007, through December 31, 2007, 5.25%.
18. January 1, 2008, through December 31, 2008, 0.75%.
Va. Code Ann. § 55-248.15:2
Dude, shenanners, this site has like eleventy billion lurkers. The probability that he’s already read your comment and is trembling in his horsey little boots approaches one. Sit back and have a relaxing weekend.
@131: Thanks Stormy, but I signed a lease that said he had 31 and he verbally told me the same when I was moving out.
@132: The only lurking this guy does is around his property. He would show up all the freaking time unannounced. He has a history of walking into renter’s rooms without knocking or calling first.
@133. Well, you didn’t tell me that! How can I play at being a lawyer if you don’t give me all the facts!
Just tell him you expect it no later than Tuesday (Sunday -day 31- not being a business day and Monday being a holiday) and if you don’t get it by then, then you jump right to small claims court, which is easy to do.
He has a history of walking into renter’s rooms without knocking or calling first.
Thats against the law. A landlord must give 24 hours notice (unless the tenant waives that requirement or in case of emergency).
@135: Got it. I’m gonna call again and leave that message on his VM. Tuesday bitch!
@136: That’s why I moved.
Tuesday bitch!
Shen, I know you’re upset, but calling other commenters names is exceedingly infelicitous and highly unlikely to resolve your financial woes.
@138: It’s ok. Tuesday doesn’t hang out here anymore.
Ex-squeeze me. Tuesday comma bitch!
@138 Did Shen scare off another poster?
That’s what happens when you call someone a douchescrote fucknozzle.
Hey, Shen, I have a little interview over at your establishment on Wednesday…I might be a co-worker of yours soon…
Is that her weekend establishment or her weekday establishment?
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what happened to outback?
what happened to outback?
They were a fledgling steakhouse, serving sub-par food, when, in a flash-in-the-pan bit of marketing genius, they began pushing the bloomin’ onion. And now they’re a slightly less fledgling steakhouse serving sub-par food including this shitty onion-ring thing.
Anyone see this story about Cville:
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/blog/dr_saturday/post/All-Tomorrow-s-Parties-Virginia-where-ties-are?urn=ncaaf,104428
How did they do?
@143: Good luck! Waiting at X lounge is wayyyy better than waiting at Outcrack.
Yeah cuz you get to look at Shen while you wait for your drink.
/May have misunderstood.
@150, no it was understood and i concurr
Wow McCain picked the Governor of Alaska as his VP.
He’s looking to pick up those Clinton PUMAs with a Cougar
@151 Do they include that in the benefits portion of your HR packet at X?
@152: And her name is “Palin”… Hmmm… I’m seeing some similarity between her name and yours.
You’re not the Governor of Alaska are you?
Nice try flatterers, but I’m not allowed to give out free drinks anymore.
Palin’s husband is a champion snowmobiler- (wait this isn’t the cocaine thread)
The blogs are already calling her the VPILF- shameful really
@155, we’re just being friendly villains, no strings attached
/hope ppl don’t think this post belongs in the FWB thread
@155 I’m appalled! I would never!
/would take them if I got them
//hope this turns into another FWB thread
I’m appalled! I would never!
I would!
So wait I get it now, Shen was able to take over this site with her reign of free drinks and scorn. That girls got a future in politics, I tell ya
Shen is going to be the first PILF!
Oh, I thought I’d taken over the site with my winning personality, but nooooo…
@163 Technically, your box took over the site.
oh man, there’s already a vpilf.com. god bless this gentle internet.
Apparently, Palin was in a Miss Alaska beauty pageant where her talent was flute. Looks like she’s also running for Loudest Flautist.
you win this one, 26 world. but i’ll be back.
According to the VPilf.com she likes moose stew.
168: The best part of moose stew is the knuckle.
This makes me laugh.
according to my pants i have an election erection.
@169: One of my exes has a clothing line with an Everyone Loves Moose Knuckle T.
Extra credit if you find my modeling debut shot.
@169 Moose Knuckle? Isn’t that Camel Toe’s ugly sister
Click on my name for Shen’s modeling debut
Extra credit if you find my modeling debut shot.
That was easy. I hope there’s liquor in that juice you’re holding.
/what did I win?
Stanley has got it right click on my name again
Def. a screwdriver…
@175: Damn, that was quick. It’s so embarassing but he won’t take it down. And yes there is a lot of fine Bahamian rum in that bottle. You win one free glance at a moose knuckle. Come to X on a Friday and look for the 50 year old that dances on the bar in a short jean skirt.
@178– haha, I’d watch her any day over some of the walkingsticks that join her and halfassedly move their joints about.
And yet again cvillains have taken a discussion (of the new Republican VP) and turned it right back into one about Shenanigans and luridness. It’s a talent but can it be used in the meat world?
Cant jack the free for all, emord.
Emord, quick, talk about where you go to pick up chicks.
@181 oh it’s not a compliant b yo just an observation. It kinda of a natural organic talent cvillians all seem to posses. It actually kinda of funny
@182 Petting zoo are nice and this time of year the poultry tent at county fairs can be a lot of fun
I love the fuzzy yellow peeps
There used to be a phrase we used a lot when people complained about the direction the site was going. To anyone who is unhappy with cVillain as of late, be the change you want to see in the internet.
@184 so what does that mean echo? Is Emord wrong for bringing it up or I’m I wrong for linking to shen’s picture on Moose Knuckle.
Just curious, really
It wasn’t solely in response to any one individual. All I’m saying is if you want the site to be different, make it different. Write a post or make a comment that is interesting yet on topic. Like b’yo said, you can’t jack an FFA, but all the others are jacked at some point. If you want it on topic, than make an effort to keep it on topic.
VPILF!
now there’s some arctic wildlife worth drilling
If yr partying in a pool this weekend, please don’t do this. (SFW)
Alrihgt BYo, you said no one drunkyposted anymore last night. Well here we are, homes!
There’s a Charlottesville band (the Will Thomas Band) playing over here in Cape Charles Virginia. They seemed to like me yelling “22903!” at them.
Hollerbackschild!
22902, bitch3s. it’s belmont, yo
/dave
//yeah!
Hoo’s up for liveblog game posting!
/ ok I know there is no one here
yeah!
dave!
Oh my god! The internet paid a surprise visit to my house it was lovely. I hopes the gifts of canes and cleats and tequila and wine were sufficient to express my appreciation… iffin Id a known you were coming, Ida been more prepared.
Dont be strangers…
How does one dispose of elderly air conditioners, which may include freon therein?
@196 Put them on a fragmented piece of arctic ice-pack and give them a good push off… the polar bears will take care of them.
/sorry… Ivy landfill transfer station
@196
i have a handful of new ones if you need replacements, and old ones, if you’d rather make lawn-art than feed the worms with yours.
Aren’t there poor or obese or coked-up people who need them? i think the landfill charges $$$$ to dump them.
Legionnaire’s Disease is cool.
@195 It was a pleasure B Yo. You’re an awesome host. There’ll be many more next times.
Is is wrong to think that weather reporters lashed to a pole near New Orleans are funny. Who are these idiots?
I think it tragic what is happening but why can’t they do this with webcams.
Oh and the idiots in the 20’s who stayed to party to emerge drunk and high when it’s over-
“YOU RAWK!”. Darwin thwarted again.
apparently everyone is out enjoying their 3-day weekend. jealous.
@200 it’s ONLY a category 2.
@201 Nope. Sitting at work wondering why I got picked to be on the holiday crew.
Hey, did anybody else notice a ton of cops at Bodo’s on the Corner at about 7:00 a.m. this morning when they were jogging by? Anybody? well, um, anyways, a manager type was escorting no less than 8 of Cville’s finest through the front door; didn’t see any broken glass.
@203: I’m guessing somebody really really really wanted a toasted bagel. Shit got ugly.
@204… stan…LOL
@204
IS there a toasted bagel in Cville? years ago i tried to order one from the BooRadley owner of Bodo’s, and got dressed down for my assertion that they SHOULD be toasted. (HE clearly WAS)…
@206: Mucho bagel talk was had here.
@204 i buy them a dozen at a time, slice them, freeze them and toast at will. they are excellent. the owner may think that’s sacreligious, but i am one happy heathen. you have to slice & freeze the day you buy. i heart bodo’s.
mc - happy labor daybor
BonYo - stay mustard homes!
where’s trillian these days? That girl fine
Silmo - beards are officially cool
Oh and I heard rumor that two oh four was in the house. I’m sure you’re fine, but I’ll see for myself someday…
@ 201 nope, had to go to class today. it’s okay, we get MLK day off in january!
CDC @ McGrady’s tonight.
my iphone is a wretched disgusting whore.
So are you
WELL THEN WE DESERVE EACH OTHER.
Yes you do.
i hope you die and come back to life as an iphone.
I hope you go to bed and wake up with a spider hat.
is this a preview of the parlie channel? This is exactly why I don’t own a television.
It’s the shenanigans and parlie show. To the theme of the Itchy and Scratchy show from the Simpsons. And we verbally cut each other’s heads off and stick them in e-woodchippers and stuff. It’s magical.
@220 For this theme song to work it’s got to be the parlie and shenanigans show
damn link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9rsDq-Jdfg
Since I rely solely on this site to provide me with local news, did anyone go to the press conference about the International Food and Wine Festival this morning?
mellow mushroom trivia night team: anyone want to meet at mellow mushroom tonight for trivia? beer and pizza!
starts at 9pm btw
@210 twas some fine Tuffy buns in my hands…..
/no hand sanitizer for moi
hey now!
does anyone here or sometime soon know/remember how to slove this math problem:
18 x 24 = 11 x ?
( oh, and i wanted to say i don’t hate that my job invloves drinkers, i was tired and Over work. i hate that my job requires so very much of my time, but that’s my fault, i guess)…
thanks in advance for any help.
/ i just forgot how to solve ratio problems.
never mind, i figured out the calculations.
orchid, if you read this: i think next tuesday, but i will confirm this weekend and let you know. there may be chocolate balls involved if it is the same firm as last year..
/winces at the low hanging fruit just proffered…
@228 hm i wouldn’t have expected any till the following week. thanks
i love chocolate balls!
@229: Jungle fever?
@230 yeah, you know me…
No I don’t
Oh man how about those text messages. It’s so easy to take them the wrong way.
I thought he meant, “Come to my house NOW, ballgag me and tickle my ass with a feather while sticking your stiletto into my chest” but it turns out he just meant, “We should hang out sometime”.
Whoops!
Echo! You smart ass.
I had to, low-hanging fruit and all.
I was hoping this would spur some funny tales from people telling about times they grossly misinterpreted text messages from a member of the opposite sex, but guess y’all are actually working or something.
@233, 236
lucky for you, then, that you didn’t slip into your edible see-thru velcro teddy,
and drive over to the dude’s house,
to interrupt his quiet Faustian studies of arcane texts and his cat-petting,
to be met yourself with a firm but HIGHLY amused:
“WTF, Chiquita????”
Shhh otter, you’re saying your secret fantasies out loud again.
@238
hell, my fingers do the walking…
@237
if it’s fantasies we have in mind, a modest correction:
i was assuming, perhaps improperly, that it was a DUDE who sent you the text message.
Does anyone have contact deets for Greggggg Oxley?