Friday Afternoon Knowledge Boost, Slash Getting You Laid

Posted by Thor on October 3rd, 2008 13 Comments

This wine trick is amazing.  Is it true? I don’t know but if it is, you will seriously impress your significant other. If it doesn’t work, you can drink the wine anyway and you still have better chances.

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13 Responses to “Friday Afternoon Knowledge Boost, Slash Getting You Laid”

  1. 03 Oct 2008 at 11:16 am1Michael | Family Hack said:

    It’s true. Been doing it for years. As much wine as I drink it’s vital knowledge.

  2. 03 Oct 2008 at 11:38 am2Pink Panther said:

    This trick only works on the bottles with looser foils.

  3. 03 Oct 2008 at 11:42 am3please said:

    @2 I’ll be foiled by tight foils?

  4. 03 Oct 2008 at 11:45 am4Pink Panther said:

    Exactly.

  5. 03 Oct 2008 at 10:40 pm5brutus said:

    Lame. Isn’t there anything interesting to report on?

  6. 04 Oct 2008 at 10:35 am6colfer said:

    Notice he calls for a corkscrew after pulling off the foil on the first bottle. In case you thought this was something else.

  7. 04 Oct 2008 at 1:19 pm7duckduckgoose said:

    if the foil’s not loose enough it just pulls off halfway and then gets all twisted at the top. and then it’s even harder to open the thing.

  8. 04 Oct 2008 at 5:32 pm8Stanley said:

    7: No, then it’s easier. You can just hook the loose bit with the tip of the corkscrew and have your way with the foil.

  9. 05 Oct 2008 at 7:50 pm9duckduckgoose said:

    you must be way smoother than me, cause I look like a retard whenever the foil gets stuck.

    /joke in there somewhere

  10. 06 Oct 2008 at 3:03 pm10oh hi said:

    even more impressive:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq7DBjCzSuE&eurl=http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Wine-Bottle-Without-a-Corkscrew

    get the cork out sans corkscrew.

  11. 06 Oct 2008 at 3:13 pm11Pink Panther said:

    Ahaha it looks like he’s jerking off the tree. That is a way cooler trick. Oh hi is getting laid.

  12. 06 Oct 2008 at 5:29 pm12otterdung said:

    @11
    blah blah blah beneath the bough blah blah a jug of wine and thou,,,,

    now even tree-huggers give a reach-around?

  13. 19 Oct 2008 at 7:48 pm13bella_l said:

    this is kinda lame, I like the opening on the tree much better. I’ve been teaching servers about the foil trick for years as an excuse to get out of the awkwardness of a wine presentation

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