Worst Weekend Preview EVAR Oct. 10-12th

It’s gonna be a niiiiiice weekend: sunny and about 75 degrees. No need to pack up the flip flops yet.

PREVIEW:

Echo will get trashed by 7:00 on Friday.

And here’s your horoscope for all the signs except Gemini:

You will die one day.

And for Gemini:

You will die twice as much.

Ok, J/K. Here’s some crap to do. Check out MUSE for what to listen to and STYLE for what to buy or wear:

FRIDAY:

Outdoor adventure Social club open house. Go see if it’s worth it to pay to have friends! 8pm at their crib above Sage Moon Gallery.

King Lear at the Blackfriar’s Playhouse: Best of Shakespeare: about a king who asks his daughters to kiss ass to see who gets the biggest share of the kingdom or something. 7:30. $?

Doubt: A Parable at Live Arts: A play about nuns and a priest or something. They serve booze now. Woot! 8:00. $10.

Make pasta with a date at Charlottesville Cooking School in Barracks. $65 and the chick from enoteca will teach you how to make tagliatelle and shit. You can throw flour on your date if they turn out to be an asshole. 6-10 pm.

Also, there’s this place called the Downtown Mall and you can walk up and down it and go into the bars and drink and eat stuff. There’s also this place called The Corner but there’s no parking and all these kids running around.

SATURDAY:

City Market downtown. If you’re like up early and wanna be healthy and stuff. Be there by 12 or no soup for you.

PVCC offers a workshop on “Blogging for Dummies”. Only $79 to be cool like the rest of us. They’ll talk about Wikipedia too, so you too can write a bunch of made up crap and post it on there and fool dumb people. 10-4

Tailgate party at that Food Lion on 29 by Toys R Us:

That pineapple company Delmonte will be showing you how to incorporate more fruit and veggies into your pre-game partying. Award given for person who shows the most “creative use of produce”. 10-4pm.

Opera at the Paramount: Salome. This chick does a sexy striptease. Later on she bangs a severed head. Kinky. But she’s singing meanwhile, so it’s art. 1:00pm. $23.

Garlic Festival at Rebec Vineyards cuz it’s almost Halloween and you need to ward off the vampires, right? 10 am $18

Moonlight walk in the dark at Ragged Mountain Natural Area (is this a sex club??) 8:00 pm.

SUNDAY:Outdoor Social club outdoorsy stuff: http://www.outdoorsocial.com/

PJ brunch at Maya?

Me hungover

All weekend:

Help the Hooters: Martha’s Market at JPJ: 71 boutiques set up for your shopping pleasure. 15% of proceeds going to a Women’s Healthcare committee at Martha Jefferson that focuses on breast health. $5.

Don’t forget pumpin patches, apple picking, hiking and all that crap. Have a fun weekend!
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25 Responses to “Worst Weekend Preview EVAR Oct. 10-12th”

  1. 10 Oct 2008 at 4:57 pm
    echo said:

    I would give this review 2 thumbs up, but I’m busy holding a drink in each hand. Have a good weekend internetz!

  2. 10 Oct 2008 at 5:00 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Cool, I can take the noose off. Everybody have an awesome weekend, it is going to be bee-yoo-tee-full!

  3. 10 Oct 2008 at 5:01 pm
    shenanigans said:

    @1: I predicted you would be drunk by 7. I see it’s going well.

  4. 10 Oct 2008 at 5:19 pm
    backup planet said:

    jeez, just found out have to drive progeny places, therefore, echo – delay of game!!!

  5. 10 Oct 2008 at 5:20 pm
    Dr. rotinaJ said:

    good god i hope blackfriar’s had the good sense to cut down some of King Lear, cause that shit is looooong.

  6. 10 Oct 2008 at 6:55 pm
    Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Fall Foliage Festival (street arts and crafts festival with about 200 national and local artists) and British Car Show in Waynesboro this weekend, too….

  7. 10 Oct 2008 at 8:31 pm
    otterdung said:

    Does anyone know if there are any horse shows, nearby, this weekend? Particularly show-jumper/hunter-jumper, or hunter-trials? where/when?

    /nice job, shenanigans.

  8. 10 Oct 2008 at 10:18 pm
    backup planet said:

    ok, still hyperventilating over Friday Night Lights on the east side of town, pant, pant, pant. GO, MUSTANGS!!! (Just beat #3 best in state) – can you say “payback”?

    Sooo, I’m a nerd – given. I think I may have caught up to Echo…

    OD, yes, there’s a horse show on Saturday at Four Oaks, in Zion Crossroads, and another one in Stony Point on Sunday morning.

  9. 10 Oct 2008 at 10:20 pm
    backup planet said:

    By the way, Shen, just love your pic on post. Just really glad the subject is not me, cause I wouldn’t be nearly as attractive in repose/public display.

  10. 11 Oct 2008 at 1:27 am
    orchid said:

    echo has a much higher tolerance than that. i, on the other hand, was drunk by 6:15.

  11. 11 Oct 2008 at 2:48 am
    me, I said:

    I am in awe!

    Shenanigans made the best WWPE evir. I think I’m in fluves’.

    /is this what you do?
    //wher

    I’may ad’bay

  12. 11 Oct 2008 at 3:05 am

    I vote for all weekend previews to be done in this format.

  13. 11 Oct 2008 at 11:45 am
    orchid said:

    i was lied to last night by that liar, again. THIS is the law:

    § 4.1-221.1. Limitation of tasting licenses.
    Samples of alcoholic beverages given or sold by a licensee shall not exceed two ounces per person of each product tasted

  14. 11 Oct 2008 at 6:40 pm
    backup planet said:

    sorry, all you late night fans. I expired early due to hyperventilation at high school football game, followed by WAY too much too fast trying to “catch up”.

    /hadda hit the road again early to make early morning soccer match – another win!

  15. 11 Oct 2008 at 9:57 pm
    philbert said:

    found a bottle of jaegermeister in the fridge and totally got drunk for free last night. beautiful.

  16. 11 Oct 2008 at 10:07 pm
    me, I said:

    strange days are here

  17. 11 Oct 2008 at 10:10 pm
    me, I said:

    Hey me, I, welcome to the party. The cheese wiz is in the fridge and vegan twizzlers are next to the chocolate dip.

    /huh?

  18. 11 Oct 2008 at 10:11 pm
    me, I said:

    see! three minutes is all it took.

  19. 11 Oct 2008 at 10:11 pm
    me, I said:

    Oh god save me.

  20. 11 Oct 2008 at 10:35 pm
    backup planet said:

    go save us all, what?

  21. 11 Oct 2008 at 11:24 pm
    Stanley said:

    found a bottle of jaegermeister in the fridge

    I wanna know the backstory to that bottle.

  22. 12 Oct 2008 at 12:57 am
    backup planet said:

    there’s always a backstory, but you don’t always want to know what it is…

  23. 12 Oct 2008 at 12:58 am
    backup planet said:

    /coming back from campfire, yo

  24. 12 Oct 2008 at 12:59 am
    backup planet said:

    i know it’s not right, but I want to feel like the girl in that photo, public humiliation and all,

  25. 12 Oct 2008 at 1:00 am
    backup planet said:

    ok, orchid, boards are all yours….

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