By now you should all remember what happened this past Halloween, or your friends should have told you the story about how you ended up lost in the woods in a drunken stupor. A bunch of things could have happened this weekend, but lets narrow our discussion to two:
- the craziest things you saw happen Friday night. I will start…it was a cold dreary evening, and amidst Vanilla vodka shots and random Miller Lites, an elf appeared, or was it Link from Zelda? Anyways, this Zelda creature had a real-live hunting bow and arrow with him….with a quiver full of arrows. After a couple drinks it doesn’t take much to convince someone to do something they should never ever do…target practice on Halloween. Zelda must be a good shot sober, but definitely not under the influence. A couple of the other party goers setup a target shooting area, 3 feet away from Zelda consisting of a large bottle of laundry detergent. Our brave hero prepared for the shot, and missed! The arrow missed the bottle by 4-5 inches and went straight through the wall behind it. What ensued was a scene from a Quentin Tarantino movie. All but the last inch of the arrow was firmly stuck in the wall. When we tried to remove it we heard a very loud scream and some blood began pouring over the arrow. Actually, Zelda didn’t hurt anyone, but imagine if there had been some drunk couple getting it on behind the wall and when they were ready to put on their “o” face the scream of the century is heard, and the other person thinks its kinky because it has a creepy “i’m dying” undertone to it. Ya, it could happen to you to.
- I am sure plenty of girls and some guys ( i am staring at all of you cross dressers) had racy outfits on. Did any of you breakup or have a fight this weekend due to an costume? We want details people.
By the way if you are reading this SHAME ON YOU, go vote! [pic from joeltelling on Flickr]
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helooooooooo nurse
shut the fuck up that’s my mom.
Quintin Tarantino
I’m confident you own a google membership, and yet I’m unaware why you refrain from using it to check these sorts of things.
Parlie remember that Halloween when I was Paris Hilton and you were Tyler Durden? That was hot.
i do recall that halloween. 2004? back when celebrities were respectable, and drunk driving was legal!
It was 2005. The last year I wore a slutty Halloween costume. Those were the days.
@3 I just purchased my Google membership, thanks for the heads up! You could always just become an admin and make fun of us in private emails…..
i prefer public ridicule, personally.
i also am a staunch advocate of public ridicule.
Or the subject of.
or the epitome of
i’m going to set both of your houses on fire.
I think you already did. Why were all those fire trucks down by Escafé at 8:20? They were totally blocking me in on both sides at that parking lot by Mudhouse. Finally I had to get out of my car and ask one of the dudes to please move so I could get to work.
should we open up a thread for you two? i have a feeling it will get hot and heavy soon. of course there is a nurse on hand should things get too crazy
Which two? Me and Parles? Or me and Thor? Or Thor and Parles?
I’m feeling left out…. vanillavy if I publicly ridicule you can I get on the new thread too?
Flooze, butt out of my threesome. Gawdd.
But really, is anyone eles creeped out by vanillavy’s weirdass story about bleeding arrows and people dying during sex? WTF?
necropheliac anyone?
and no, i think you are the only one shenanigans.
V, you have some fucked up shit going on in your head.
@18: It sort of reminds me of that awful movie Urban Legends where the girl comes back to her dorm, thinks she hears her roommate getting fucked, so she just quickly puts on her headphones and tries to drown it out. And in the morning, she realizes that her roomie was getting all sliced up and corpsified in the bed across the room.
The things some people are into…
@21: Exactly. Vanillavy is such a perv.
@21: http://www.imdb.com/keyword/stuck-during-sex/
Seriously? They have a category for this?
She’s HOT as hell but it looks like a cat pissed in hair…
@13
In and out of that lot most days. I’ll be on the lookout for you.
@25: Fat chance. I’m NEVAR parking there again. I just wanted to run into Mudhouse for a mocha and then hop back in my car before they towed it. So I get back in my car and go to exit the parking lot and two fire trucks pull up and block me. I turn around and try to go out the other way and two firetrucks pull up to block me. I was stuck in the parking lot where I’m not supposed to even be parking and with expired tags and all these firemen staring at me. So embarassing.
@26
Very sorry to hear this. Hoped you give me at least one of those little Sarah Palin waves as you went by.
I only wave at Oxford. Sorry.