Free for All XXVI: Nailing Politics to Jello and Minoring Bacon Wrapped Dates (Or Something Like That)

Posted by Thor on November 12th, 2008 307 Comments

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307 Responses to “Free for All XXVI: Nailing Politics to Jello and Minoring Bacon Wrapped Dates (Or Something Like That)”

  1. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:24 am
    1 echo said:

    That picture is great.

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  2. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:28 am
    2 Floozy said:

    Hey echo…. I see your girlfriend made the news…..

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  3. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:33 am
    3 echo said:

    I told her to use extra virgin olive oil, no, she had to use canola. Now look at her. What a shame.

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  4. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:35 am
    4 otterdung said:

    HARDLY impotent rage. we have a mandate and responsibility to exercise opprobrium with the aim of elevating the tone of the community and policing it for all manner or poor behaviors. the longhair-arts-aficionado has made himself a laughing-stock all over the internetz by replying blusteringly-incoherently in comments to dozens of blogs/news articles about himself—he’s sortof known for that, you’ll see.

    /i call your comment and raise you one Google.

    /bacon-wrapped water-chestnuts are GO!

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  5. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:45 am
    5 Thor said:

    I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE

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  6. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:47 am
    6 glibcynic said:

    Stop moving. Stop moving! STOP MOVING!!

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  7. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:56 am
    7 belmont yo said:

    we have a mandate and responsibility to exercise opprobrium with the aim of elevating the tone of the community and policing it for all manner or poor behaviors

    We have a what now? Is that a fancy way of saying “obsessively make fun of rich people’s hair”?

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  8. 12 Nov 2008 at 10:59 am
    8 colfer said:

    It’s addictive the way it demurely only works where you aren’t looking at it.

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  9. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:04 am
    9 belmont yo said:

    Here’s and interesting optional delusion that was floating around the tubes a while back. Stare at it a while. Is she spinning clockwise or counter clockwise? Or both?

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  10. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:18 am
    10 Floozy said:

    Interesting observation… whenever I click on a Byo link, I get this strange grimacy expression and actually draw back slightly from the screen. Seriously.Too many RickRolls I guess.

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  11. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:24 am
    11 Thor said:

    @10, you sure they just don’t switch the animation in the middle?

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  12. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:25 am
    12 belmont yo said:

    Grimacy?

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  13. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:27 am
    13 Floozy said:

    Hahahaha… yeah I did a ‘ grimace photo’ search and all I came up with was that big purple twonk… never heard of him before.

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  14. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:27 am
    14 belmont yo said:

    @12 Its an animooted gif, which means it is a simple loop. Here’s a little more on the subject for those having trouble getting it to flip…

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  15. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:28 am
    15 Floozy said:

    This was my fave….here

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  16. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:30 am
    16 Floozy said:

    @15 It’s just echo’s girlfriend skidding across her canola oil splattered kitchen tiles

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  17. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:32 am
    17 Lulu said:

    @10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spinning_Dancer

    Damn, is there anything Wikipedia doesn’t have an article about?

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  18. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:37 am
    18 otterdung said:

    eh? i think we should make fun of the pretentious and nouveau-riche brats and philanderers and asinine ideas and so on so on. it’s the cult of personality, and it cuts both ways. otherly, of course we can’t really slander private individuals (except for the old married guy who constantly does it hereon), somewhat restricting us to talking about persons in the papers/news/public sphere. now the pages of the NYT are full of such people, but they rarely have bearing on Cville, and since this website is by at least partial-primary notion aims to bat-around cville ideas… that cuts down our pool even further. broad conceptual snark is swell and fun, as is talk of ‘vajayjays’ and so on, but again, localism seems to be the order of the day.

    Halsey is a cartoon and a caricature of himself. He went to Woodberry and UVA. He’s also a jolly-old-soul, who has made a name for himself by replying to insignificant blogs/bloggers, by throwing nationwide tantrums over silly-shit like art/artists, by bratty behavior generally. His significance to Cville is that he has come in and attempted to buy himself into our gentry/aristocracy, that he has bought a chunk of the mall with the aim of erasing the history of it and slapping up some preposterous edifice de luxe that may or may not fail horribly but which has garnered every conceivable city tax-break, tax-incentive, architectural-review concesssion, etc.

    Coran is a physically grotesque vulgarian in person, but without pretense to aesthetic finery or cultured timbre. He is living the life and following the pursuits of the typical trailer-park crotch-scratching plumber who wins the lottery–as such is almost more admirable for that lack of preening phoniness so abundantly and regularly exhibited by HM.

    but it’s also just plain clean fun for me to annoy you with talking of his poor taste in art and his poor judgment in the purc hase of it, and his impeccably awful and metrosexual coiffure.

    CVILLAIN MAKES LOCAL HEROES. or could and should. I’m trying to keep Halsey in our threads and in our hearts and minds—he’s flawed, fatally, but he’s here to stay, he’s OURS. Same of Darren Hoyt, who has no earthly flaw, nor may anyone suggest, and from whom all blessings flow.

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  19. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:45 am
    19 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Oh, oh, oh! Me too! Me too!

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  20. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:50 am
    20 otterdung said:

    @20
    is that Halsey? i like his hair MUCH better that way.

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  21. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:52 am
    21 belmont yo said:

    @ 19 Well then go on with your bad self if it makes you happy, no skin off my teeth. I am just somewhat obsessed with what i perceive to be other’s obsessions. I guess Im a meta-obsessive. I never meta obsessive i didn’t like.

    And here’s another good mindfucker… damn its a good thing there was no internet when I used to tons of psychedelics. I may never have returned to this world. Hmmm… maybe I haven’t.

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  22. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:57 am
    22 belmont yo said:

    I mean something like this would have been my evening… heh.

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  23. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:57 am
    23 otterdung said:

    i understand, BYO. easy enuf to ignore my occasional (and lately rare) input, i’m sure.
    it amuses me more than vajayjay talk. odd that nobody else thinks it’s fun.
    i wish someone could explain why collectively we suck-up to this guy.

    http://www.artmarketmonitor.com/2008/09/04/halseys-art-market-adventure/

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  25. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:04 pm
    25 parlie said:

    the spinning dancer is spinning clockwise, end of story. i don’t want to hear another word about it.

    ugh, it made me nauseous.

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  26. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:15 pm
    26 TwoOFour said:

    They just re-purposed/deleted my favorite channel “Boombox” playing a format of Break Beats, electro rock and remixes, -replacing it with yet another POP channel. I crafted a letter after fruitlessly calling SIRIUS XM Headquarters trying to get someone one the phone that could give me some answers.

    PLEASE sign and mail or fax this letter so we can get this important radio station back.

    Thank you

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boombox_(Sirius)

    (Bottom of paragraph has a link to my letter “Dear Mel”)

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  27. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:16 pm
    27 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Who is this Halsey character? Never met the man nor do I care a whit about him. Where’s my valet with my tea and crumpets?

    Nowhere near your caliber, Byo, but I think I’m nerdy enough to wear this…. Also, these things seem to be populating…

    /teasing, OD… you’re cracking me up.

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  28. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:16 pm
    28 TwoOFour said:

    erh what

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  29. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:17 pm
    29 TwoOFour said:

    They just re-purposed/deleted my favorite channel “Boombox” playing a format of Break Beats, electro rock and remixes, -replacing it with yet another POP channel. I crafted a letter after fruitlessly calling SIRIUS XM Headquarters trying to get someone one the phone that could give me some answers. PLEASE sign and mail or fax this letter so we can get this important radio station back. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boombox_(Sirius) (Bottom of paragraph has a link to my letter “Dear Mel”)

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  30. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:19 pm
    30 TwoOFour said:

    They just re-purposed/deleted my favorite channel “Boombox” playing a format of Break Beats, electro rock and remixes, -replacing it with yet another POP channel. I crafted a letter after fruitlessly calling (I can’t write S I R I U S) Headquarters trying to get someone one the phone that could give me some answers. PLEASE sign and mail or fax this letter (the link to “my” website”) so we can get this important radio station back.

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  31. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:20 pm
    31 shenanigans said:

    i wish someone could explain why collectively we suck-up to this guy
    CUZ HE RICH…

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  32. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:25 pm
    32 belmont yo said:

    i wish someone could explain why collectively we suck-up to this guy

    I would have phrased it: “…why we are all fellating his latest erection”. But thats just me.

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  33. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:29 pm
    33 Floozy said:

    @27… are you sirius about this?

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  34. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:33 pm
    34 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    I hate when comments are stuck in moderation…

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  36. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:36 pm
    36 Floozy said:

    BBT If you use too many //’s in a row it triggers a moderation… found that out with my bunnies in long grass work of art. Don’t know what the threshold is…. perhaps a scientific experiment could be conducted?

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  37. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:37 pm
    37 Floozy said:

    //!!//

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  38. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:38 pm
    38 TwoOFour said:

    http://firstsettlementtitle.com/dearmelkarmazin.pdf..damn it @ 30 Fuck yes, it is my freaking respite, my am oxygen. I am dead sirius!

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  39. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:38 pm
    39 Floozy said:

    I just did one bunny in long grass but a small yard and it has not posted… so there you go.

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  40. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:38 pm
    40 TwoOFour said:

    firstsettlementtitle.com/dearmelkarmazin.pdf..damn it @ 30 Fuck yes, it is my freaking respite, my am oxygen. I am dead sirius!

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  41. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:39 pm
    41 TwoOFour said:

    @33 yes, three is too many, one works /

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  42. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:41 pm
    42 belmont yo said:

    Two links or more, three slashies or more, and you go to moderation island.

    If you want to post multiple links, it is faster to do it in multiple posts, as the admins are more often than not up to other things.

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  43. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:44 pm
    43 otterdung said:

    @28
    but his being rich doesn’t benefit any of YOU in any way—he’s blowing money on his uber-hot blonde trophy wife and bad art he knows sweet-fuckall about… and he LIVES in Williamsburg and San Fran.

    also, the most cursory Googling will demonstrate that he is not in fact rich, but almost desitute—he’s lost funding for his hotel and will take a big hit for failure to meet contract deadlines, he owes a ton of cash to Sotheby’s and will owe a ton more in lawyer and lawsuit fees when he loses that case, his Caretre’s Grove purchase and renovations according to other articles on the web have got his personal assets severely depleted, his stock is tumbling, consumer and staff confidence in his company and leaadership is gone, etc etc etc

    @29
    I assume that was somehow a backhand at me, but the way i read it it was like sweet tinkling music to hear someone slantendicularly affirm or at least amplify my own complaints.

    /shame HM didn’t take my advice and drop the lawsuit back when i suggested it. he would have 1) saved personal dignity 2) saved an assload of cash in lawyers 3) not suffered the humiliation and exense of losing 4) maintained Sotheby’s goodwill, which has in the past allowed him to owe million+ for extended periods. if he drops the lawsuit now, he’ll look like 1) a coward for backing down 2) a bum for not being able to afford it b/c of hotel funding setbacks.

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  44. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:44 pm
    44 Floozy said:

    Sorry Byo not true… I did 2 slashies then my bunny (ie !!) and 2 more slashies and I am now on Moderation Island looking for an immunity idol, shitting in a hole and eating kumquats.

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  45. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:46 pm
    45 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    @33, 37 I know… One of few virtues I lack is patience.

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  46. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:46 pm
    46 shenanigans said:

    @37: He offered me free drinks

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  47. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:48 pm
    47 otterdung said:

    @40
    another fucking married dude trying to buy your affection behind his wifey’s back.

    what the fuck is up with this town’s moral-compass?

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  48. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:52 pm
    48 otterdung said:

    @40, @41
    not that, given recent media revelations,
    he would have been able to AFFORD to PAY for those drinks anyhow.

    “Oh, shit, Shen…I’m SOOOORRY…
    I must’ve left my baby-ostrich-skin man-purse in the BENTLEY…
    Pick up these rounds and i’ll get you NEXT time, ‘kay??…” {wink}

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  49. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:53 pm
    49 shenanigans said:

    I don’t get shoes in the mail anymore so the free drinks are looking good!

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  50. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:56 pm
    50 shenanigans said:

    Donk, what color boxer briefs are you wearing today?

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  51. 12 Nov 2008 at 12:57 pm
    51 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Since it’s stuck in moderation…

    Who is this Halsey character? Never met the man nor do I care a whit about him. Where’s my valet with my tea and crumpets?

    /teasing, OD… you’re cracking me up.

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  52. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:02 pm
    52 belmont yo said:

    Not to egg you on, but…

    he’s blowing money on his uber-hot blonde trophy wife and bad art he knows sweet-fuckall about…

    the fact remains that its his money, and should be able to blow it any way he wants, no? Who cares?

    that was somehow a backhand at me

    Not at all. Like I said, have at it.

    @ 44 Sorry about pushing the button, donk. I know it takes very little to get our local Don Quixote to start tilting at the windmills of undeserved gentry.

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  53. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:03 pm
    53 shenanigans said:

    Black lace boyshorts. Woo!

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  54. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:04 pm
    54 otterdung said:

    i think it IS a halsey minor blog, Donk—or CHATROOM as I recently prefer to call it.

    after the initial suck-cock post about him that initially called him to my attention where he offered everyone free drinks, then another post about the bad-art he bought and petulantly refused to pay for, then several other posts about his fancy any-day-now TRUMP-VULGAR hotel and the new one about his LEONA-HELMSLEY hotel failing (after i predicted it would be a turkey-pen), and then the one about his trying to buy Cvillain but failing to demonstrate fiscal solubility… and all the kneepadding 99% of Cvillains regularly do for him…

    i’m just replying to the popular outpouring of LUV and
    pietistic handwringing for the guy and his common-man woes…

    Halsey is CVILLAIN’S very own JOE THE PLUMBER !!!!!!!

    /insert dick-joke, as always

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  55. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:05 pm
    55 Floozy said:

    BBT…. pay special attention to comment 36…. that spawned all subsequent bitching from otter…and it hasn’t fucking stopped since.Enjoy

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  56. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:08 pm
    56 otterdung said:

    @49
    Bless you BYo, as I always have.

    What he has left of it is, up to a point, his money —
    and his right to spend in a free-market economy, etc etc etc.

    But 16.8 million of it is SOTHEBY’S money, and another MANY millions of it is Cville taxpayer money (in concessions, tax-breaks, matching-funds, etc.) for the hotel. That said, it is also up to us to mock him mercilessly for spending it on laffable shit when we can.

    Anyone remember Donald Trump’s hair? Anyone looked at HM and DT side-by-side?
    Anyone looked at DT/HM’s wife-pics side-by-side? Hotel-plans side-by-side?

    Anyone think this guy may have read the wrong book in UVA Econ class?

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  57. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:11 pm
    57 Lulu said:

    Speaking of LUV… whatever happened to that villain blind date thing? No one ever sign up?

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  58. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:15 pm
    58 otterdung said:

    you’re all patsies for the vulgar nouveau-riche!
    christ, you’d think this was a McCain-sponsored blog.

    /free-minds, free-markets.

    @56
    we didn’t need it, as it turns out, since we all already did or are doing each other.

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  59. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:20 pm
    59 belmont yo said:

    it is also up to us to mock him mercilessly

    If by “us”, you mean “me”, then by all means. Seems like you have the situation well in hand*.

    *can also double as a dick joke

    I just hope that no one tells me how to spend all the BDPF tip cup loot that is bound to pour in tonight… amiright? Right? Guys? Hello?

    Sigh.

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  60. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:20 pm
    60 otterdung said:

    floozy,

    does our own new prince charles finally have a fergie?
    take a moment, think it through… now spew!!!!

    hep a brutha out, wouldja?
    otter

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  61. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:25 pm
    61 otterdung said:

    @58
    hell, I know… it’d just be more fun if more wit and less of me were in this.
    Can’t think of anyone else as undeserving but entertaining to mcok unceasing.
    CC is too easy, and others either too familiar, too close, or too obscure.
    I don’t even know what the mayor looks like.

    The amount of silly-shit mockery wasted here on mccain/palin —though very funny—would have been so much more, so much better, if it were local—all that shit i could’ve gotten on ANY website anywhere—had nothing to DO with this town.

    fundamentals of humor:
    choose a target, find weaknessness, elaborate, amplify, append, reduce to absurdity.

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  62. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:28 pm
    62 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Hate to say it, but the only thing worthy of attention on here was that Shen just announced she’s wearing black lacy boyshorts…hawt.

    Seriously though, don’t know who Halsey is except that for anyone to be named Halsey they had to have been destined for the ranks of riche. Since I’ll more than likely never find myself among them, I may as well ignore them. I’m far more concerned with the power that passion and intelligence can garner than the power money can. Most rich people I know I don’t like. Including family. Their priorities are not what drives my life, but that’s because they can afford to have those priorities. Passion, intelligence, dick jokes, obscure humor, absurdity, finding a day job, visiting my family more often, getting know family I just met, sunsets and sunrises, the first snow, spicy sweet aroma of fallen leaves, homemade apple pies and laughing so hard that I snort…that’s what fuels my fire.

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  63. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:38 pm
    63 duckduckgoose said:

    @60, You’re saying your constant attacks on this rich dude are just an attempt at humor?

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  64. 12 Nov 2008 at 1:49 pm
    64 otterdung said:

    @62
    that, and trying to make the world a better place
    and halsey a better socio-cultural icon for our town

    there was a void left after Sam Shepherd’s and Drooling Dancing Man’s departures.

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  65. 12 Nov 2008 at 2:21 pm
    65 buster said:

    i’m not being facetious when i say that i for one am sick of reading about his royal highness in nearly every damn thread. otter, it’s old – please just stop.

    /peed in my own cornflakes this morning. it was dark when i got up, okay?

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  66. 12 Nov 2008 at 2:34 pm
    66 otterdung said:

    i imagine people got tired of reading about Charles and Diana, too.

    until he schtupped the floozy redhead and had James Bond
    diguise himself as a hairy italian photog to ‘off’ the hairdo-hussy ex-wife.

    /you have my profound sympathy–but i don’t feel we’ve WON yet, y’know.

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  67. 12 Nov 2008 at 2:49 pm
    67 otterdung said:

    it’s weird to me that Floozy, though not actually joining in the
    sacerdotal dry-humping of His Minority, is not more caustic on this subject.

    besides, gang—he’s not going to BUY Cvillain if Cvillain doesn’t feed his vanity.

    /oh, buster–did you recommend the Russian text? got it, reread it, DELIGHTED. thank you!

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  68. 12 Nov 2008 at 6:45 pm
    68 buster said:

    @ 66 that was indeed me. glad you enjoyed it!

    now shut up. ;)

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  69. 12 Nov 2008 at 7:24 pm
    69 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Where the bloody hell is everyone?

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  70. 12 Nov 2008 at 7:26 pm
    70 belmont yo said:

    @ 68 Warming the the largest ghetto blaster in cville. 800 watts of portable fabulosity… good to go.

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  71. 12 Nov 2008 at 7:55 pm
    71 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    Bloody Wednesdays. Bloody shift. Go drink your fancy drinks and dance to the bumping beats. I’ll be sitting here and through some alchemy trying to channel my impatience into sisu.

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  72. 12 Nov 2008 at 8:21 pm
    72 Thor said:

    not to get all sentimental or anything, but i freaking love this website and all of you :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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  73. 12 Nov 2008 at 8:48 pm
    73 Floozy said:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW… Thor71 WE LUV YOU 2 XXXXX

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  74. 12 Nov 2008 at 9:10 pm
    74 belmont yo said:

    Time to pt down the meth pipe, thor. See you at the disco!

    BBT, shits going down on friday and saturday too! So much disco, so little time.

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  75. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:36 pm
    75 backup planet said:

    OMFG, what the heck was that???

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  76. 12 Nov 2008 at 11:37 pm
    76 backup planet said:

    who are you and what have you done with our thor???

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  77. 13 Nov 2008 at 12:37 am
    77 orchid said:

    @70 orange crushes are the best thing CDC has ever served.
    (so why was tonight the one night i took off all week? silly.)

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  78. 13 Nov 2008 at 3:48 am
    78 scoriole said:

    why isn’t there drunken mayhem across the board what with eSc and cdc?!? woulda gone, but ended up at rapture, and other stuff….
    roll call…

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  79. 13 Nov 2008 at 9:14 am
    79 echo said:

    I think we need more cVillain parties.

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  80. 13 Nov 2008 at 9:36 am
    80 orchid said:

    no stripper poles though. (echo if you forgot about that, please disregard.)

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  81. 13 Nov 2008 at 9:53 am
    81 Lulu said:

    Ads by Google?!?

    wtf.

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  82. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:00 am
    82 Lulu said:

    All new ads, a sentimental Thor (@76)… cVillain is sold. How long before thor’s final goodbyes, a la, lilith?

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  83. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:02 am
    83 Thor said:

    it’s not sold.. we’re testing out google ads again ! sheesh we would tell you if anything happened, duh.

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  84. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:04 am
    84 Lulu said:

    @87: Riiiiight. Mum’s the word for now then. (wink, wink, nudge nudge)

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  85. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:05 am
    85 Thor said:

    you should see the dubs on my chariot.. i mean …

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  86. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:05 am
    86 echo said:

    @84: I told you no matter how drunk I get, I never forget an agreement to have a private pole dance.

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  87. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:18 am
    87 belmont yo said:

    Thanks to all the villains that came out and had my back. Daddy got drinky, but had a good time. Much love.

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  88. 13 Nov 2008 at 10:30 am
    88 echo said:

    @91: I thought you played a great set last night.

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  89. 13 Nov 2008 at 11:30 am
    89 orchid said:

    never said private.

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  90. 13 Nov 2008 at 11:35 am
    90 echo said:

    Yeah I added that part. It’s a good idea though.

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  91. 13 Nov 2008 at 12:27 pm
    91 belmont yo said:

    @ 93 Like I said, if you played with legos as a child and can count to 32, its as easy as pie.

    /save your fork, there’s pie.

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  92. 14 Nov 2008 at 12:01 pm
    92 echo said:

    I can’t find the article, but I read yesterday that cops are going to increase their presence on 29 all next week looking for people speeding.

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  93. 14 Nov 2008 at 12:48 pm
    93 otterdung said:

    @97
    that’s a hot tip, thank you. that means i’ll have to buy another new IPOD
    when no cops are around to prevent another breakin when i park on MAIN on fri/sat nights.

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  94. 14 Nov 2008 at 3:57 pm
    94 Floozy said:

    Cvillain version of Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid….

    Ethan:”Also, hypothetically speaking, what if my girlfriend used a strap-on on me?”
    Shen “I used one of those at my old job and got in BIG trouble.”

    Byo “I’ll just leave this here.”
    Otter “that’s a hot tip, thank you.”

    Byo ” we are all fellating his latest erection”
    Glibcynic “Stop moving. Stop moving! STOP MOVING!!”

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  95. 15 Nov 2008 at 12:42 pm
    95 Lulu said:

    Am I going to hell for laughing really hard at this: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY
    ?

    Reply
  96. 15 Nov 2008 at 1:10 pm
    96 belmont yo said:

    No. Retarded policeman is hilarious.

    You will, however go to hell for laughing at this (NSFW, breasts) or this

    Reply
  97. 15 Nov 2008 at 3:15 pm
    97 Floozy said:

    @101 Frankly I found that disturbing….. and I agree that those tits are not suitable for work, especially if you are a Victoria’s Secret model.

    Reply
  98. 15 Nov 2008 at 5:49 pm
    98 Floozy said:

    ….Im in ur blog clickin ur links

    Reply
  99. 15 Nov 2008 at 7:42 pm
    99 parlie said:

    somebody told me there’s live music at mono loco tonight.

    i usually start a tab at cassis and walk down there for my drinks, which i bring back to ML. that way i can get them more frequently than once an hour, but i still get to watch music. it’s fucking brilliant!

    Reply
  100. 15 Nov 2008 at 8:03 pm
    100 colfer said:

    The Mono Loco also has a deal if you buy a ticket to “Familiar Strangers” at Regal. Today only. They won’t say what it is.

    Reply
  101. 16 Nov 2008 at 1:22 am
    101 backup planet said:

    tip toed down the stairs to find….crickets – no comments for five hours, where the heck is everybody? Go ahead, abuse me… I’m used to it.

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  102. 16 Nov 2008 at 2:07 am
    102 backup planet said:

    went out to dinner at l’etoile tonight. It was fabulous. Had scallops, perfectly barely cooked with grits and some sort of bacon (love that!), pepper, tomato and garlic garnish. Entree was trout. I’m always skittish about bones in trout, but these were bone-free, and while slightly bland, the vegetables and sauce made up for it. The service was stellar. I’ve never been to l’etoile, or knew there was an upstairs when it was cotton exchange. our table, on the second floor was cozy. Dessert was bread pudding (awesome) and creme brulee. The custard was just ok, the caramel crust perfectly crusty, the bailey’s with coffee a lovely ending. all in all, a scrumptious dinner. Next time, have resolved to try pierogies.

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  103. 16 Nov 2008 at 10:18 am
    103 orchid said:

    107 was backup planet’s best comment evar. sounds gud.

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  104. 17 Nov 2008 at 10:28 am
    104 shenanigans said:

    Holy shit. I just found out I hung out with Colfer last night.

    Reply
  105. 17 Nov 2008 at 10:50 am
    105 Floozy said:

    Is he a do, date or dump?

    Reply
  106. 17 Nov 2008 at 10:53 am
    106 shenanigans said:

    Not gonna say. Just haha, some of you weirdos are real people.

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  107. 17 Nov 2008 at 11:09 am
    107 echo said:

    Just haha, some of you weirdos are real people.

    I’m not actually a real person. I’m completely fake.

    Reply
  108. 17 Nov 2008 at 11:35 am
    108 shenanigans said:

    You’re real weird.

    Reply
  109. 17 Nov 2008 at 11:40 am
    109 echo said:

    Yeah I know.

    Reply
  110. 17 Nov 2008 at 11:56 am
    110 shenanigans said:

    That ad up there should say, “Drink Down, Throw Up”…

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  111. 17 Nov 2008 at 7:24 pm
    111 parlie said:

    i’ve never thrown up at kickball. i’m not going to say that nobody ever has, but i haven’t. i might start… do you guys think it would be a good way to meet girls?

    “son, i can honestly say i never would have met your mother if not for that moment when i stood in left field and threw up waffle house and bud light… we locked eyes for a moment… it was… enchanting.”

    i’m doing it.

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  112. 18 Nov 2008 at 7:56 am
    112 batesville said:

    Devils Backbone Brewery opens this friday.

    Reply
  113. 18 Nov 2008 at 8:40 am
    113 echo said:

    Maybe you’ve seen this, but just in case, I’m going to set it right over here.

    Reply
  114. 18 Nov 2008 at 9:19 am
    114 oy said:

    was just in the new Henry’s breakfast express on Water, and the owner told me that the city was meeting, now, to decide whether or not to limit cafe space (I’m assuming on the mall seating) for restaurants – he said they were trying to curb it to 600 square feed (I think he said Rapture currently had about 1000).

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  115. 18 Nov 2008 at 1:19 pm
    115 26 world said:

    I’m on the email list for Voices for Animals, and their most recent newsletter had this announcement that I hope people will consider. Yet another unfortunate byproduct of the financial meltdown and foreclosure crisis is that people are becoming unable to take care of their animals, and are either abandoning them or bringing them to shelters, which is heartbreaking for everyone involved. Voices does great work — among other projects, they sponsor free spay/neuter clinics to try to manage the feral cat population, which is great in and of itself, but it also frees up resources for our shelters….I know Shen is with me on this one, right darling?

    PET FOOD DRIVE FOR THE NEEDY
    *******************************************
    Voices for Animals is sponsoring a pet food drive to help local families and feral cat caretakers who are struggling to feed their companion animals in these financially tough times.

    The main event will be a donation fair on Fri., Nov. 28, from 10am-4pm, at Pet Supplies Plus at 1240 Seminole Trail in Charlottesville (near Whole Foods). Volunteers will be on hand to accept pet food donations and to showcase adoptable cats and kittens. Both canned food and bags of kibble are needed. Please spread the word about this event to your friends and family. (If you can post flyers at your work, gym, or other places, please email info@voicesforanimals.org.)

    We’ll also be accepting pet food donations during our upcoming spay/neuter clinics on Sat., Nov. 22, and Sat., Dec. 13, from 10am to 1pm at the Charlottesville Albemarle SPCA (visit http://www.caspca.org for directions). If you can’t make it to these events but want to help, you can make a secure online donation to the pet food fund at http://www.firstgiving.com/voicesforanimals. Thank you!

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  116. 18 Nov 2008 at 1:28 pm
    116 echo said:

    Is it snowing where anyone else is?

    Reply
  117. 18 Nov 2008 at 1:36 pm
    117 shenanigans said:

    VFA is an amazing group. I used to work with Mary Ellen at a local restaurant and always thought she was crazy boxing up any leftover meat on dirty dishes to take home. Turns out it was for all the hungry cats she helps. They need food and there will never be enough.
    This group also traps ferals living in colonies and neuters them then releases them so that they can do their own thing but at least they won’t be multiplying.
    When I worked at the SPCA, I also saw them come by and take the cats that even the SPCA didn’t want, i.e. extremely feral non-adoptable cats and cats with Feline AIDS or Feline Leukemia.

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  118. 18 Nov 2008 at 1:38 pm
    118 Floozy said:

    echo…. I told you to get some Head and Shoulders. gah.

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  119. 18 Nov 2008 at 1:53 pm
    119 echo said:

    You’re right Floozy. I’ll be sire to stop by CVS on the way home. Is the one on the corner open yet?

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  120. 18 Nov 2008 at 1:59 pm
    120 Floozy said:

    No… it’s in a line behind The Box apparently.

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  121. 18 Nov 2008 at 6:01 pm
    121 Floozy said:

    This is the story of teh day…. brilliant

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  122. 18 Nov 2008 at 8:58 pm
    122 parlie said:

    @121 i stayed up at snowshoe resort last night and they got 18″ of snow on top of the mountain. 14″ down below. and before anybody says it, i am fully aware that that’s what she said.

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  123. 18 Nov 2008 at 10:02 pm
    123 Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    @127 hahaha…parlie, you so crazy, i wanna have your baby.. (warning! random lyrics approaching!)

    “whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man…

    /still knows all of the words to Shoop to this day…

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  124. 18 Nov 2008 at 10:55 pm
    124 belmont yo said:

    I thought we were supposed to be nailing politics to jello…

    …or have I been misinformed.

    /new free music tomorrow, 2 new discs on line and hardcopies – look for it. Um. Or don’t.

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  125. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:45 am
    125 orchid said:

    dont anything to anyone. echoi yiutr tight. bitre me back!

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  126. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:48 am
    126 echo said:

    @130: What?

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  127. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:50 am
    127 Floozy said:

    @130 WTF

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  128. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:55 am
    128 orchid said:

    @131, 132 even just 10 minuetes late, i hAFE No idea wtf o was talk ing ahbout.

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  129. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:56 am
    129 Floozy said:

    orchid are you typing with your tongue darling?

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  130. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:58 am
    130 orchid said:

    no ,y togue works way better tha my finehers.

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  131. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:59 am
    131 echo said:

    What the fuck was I thinking?

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  132. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:04 am
    132 orchid said:

    letting me drive, u mean? seriously im nnoy very capavlre.

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  133. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:05 am
    133 echo said:

    Again, what?

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  134. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:06 am
    134 orchid said:

    holy fucking chridst i am blreding all over the plaxe.

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  135. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:07 am
    135 orchid said:

    seriously i have no finger.

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  136. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:08 am
    136 echo said:

    @139: “blreding” I assume means “bleeding” and “plaxe” I assume means “place.” Are you actually bleeding?

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  137. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:10 am
    137 orchid said:

    yes u am b;eding qiuite bafly.

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  138. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:22 am
    138 Floozy said:

    echo… I hope you kept the receipt for those gloves you bought orchid for Xmas.

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  139. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:28 am
    139 shenanigans said:

    echo, you let her drive??? Holy shit! You should have drunk-drove her drunkass home dude. orchid, please post if you are still alive.

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  140. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:37 am
    140 Floozy said:

    Now hang on a minute…. why is it echo’s responsibility to get her home and risk getting a DUI or kill someone in the process? That’s not fair to him.

    Reply
  141. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:41 am
    141 shenanigans said:

    BC he’s better at drunk driving then she is?

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  142. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:43 am
    142 orchid said:

    @146 apparently i’m pretty good at it. or at least i was back when i had 10 fingers.

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  143. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:43 am
    143 orchid said:

    @146 apparently i’m pretty good at it. or at least i was back when i had 10 fingers.

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  144. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:44 am
    144 orchid said:

    @147-48 typing with 9 fingers, not so much.

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  145. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:46 am
    145 Floozy said:

    It’s just not cool to D&D…

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  146. 19 Nov 2008 at 9:48 am
    146 orchid said:

    no, i agree.

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  147. 19 Nov 2008 at 10:14 am
    147 shenanigans said:

    Yeah, no shit. What happened to your finger o?

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  148. 19 Nov 2008 at 10:27 am
    148 orchid said:

    i cut it. it looks like applesauce. i don’t remember how, & i don’t even see a knife lying around. i hope i cleaned it before i put it back in the knife block.

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  149. 19 Nov 2008 at 10:45 am
    149 Thor said:

    wow, that was like living in real life .. bloody fingures and DUIs!?

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  150. 19 Nov 2008 at 11:05 am
    150 orchid said:

    i just noticed my socks and carpet are bloody too. it’s like a csi episode in here.

    /missing warrick.

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  151. 19 Nov 2008 at 11:42 am
    151 Floozy said:

    it’s like a csi episode in here

    …. or the shower scene in Carrie.

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  152. 19 Nov 2008 at 11:44 am
    152 shenanigans said:

    Yay, orchid’s finally a woman!

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  153. 19 Nov 2008 at 11:57 am
    153 Floozy said:

    Shen…. let’s make her some of these as a gift to celebrate her big girl news.

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  154. 19 Nov 2008 at 12:15 pm
    154 shenanigans said:

    I’d rather just throw tampons at her and laugh.

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  155. 19 Nov 2008 at 1:29 pm
    155 belmont yo said:

    If this is too advertorial”, thor, feel free to smite it with the banhammer, but I just posted two new cd’s on my dusty old neglected blog:

    Smoke and Rainbows
    01. Andy Duguid & Esmaye – Touching Ground (Original Mix)
    02. Morgan Page feat. Tyler James – Call My Name (Morgan Page Full Vox Remix)
    03. Madonna – Miles Away (Morgan Page Remix)
    04. Twitchin Skratch – Salvation feat Chessa (Phunk Investigation Remix)
    05. Horny United with Phillipe Heithier – Time (Orange Bud remix)
    06. Chainside – I Would Die For You (Club Mix)
    07. Delerium feat Sarah Mclahlan – Silence (Niels Van Gogh & Thomas Gold remix)
    08. Andy Duguid & Mr Sam vs Solarstone – Hold My Breath (Original Mix)
    09. Sydney Blu – Senses of the Mind (Original Mix)
    10. Armin Van Buuren & Sharon Den Adel – In & Out Of Love (The Blizzard Mix)
    11. Datt & Bissen Feat Tiff Lacey – Take Your Time (Martin Roth Nu-Style Remix)
    12. Channing – To Be Free (Mobbing Remobbed Remix Extended)

    &

    Poptarts 2: Frosted Boogaloo
    01. Ashlee Simpson – Outta My Head (ay ya ya) (jeremy word club mix)
    02. Britney Spears – Womanizer (Kaskade Remix)
    03. Pussycat Dolls – When I Grow Up (Cajjmere Wray Club Mix)
    04. Rhianna – Disturbia (Jody Den Broeder Club Mix)
    05. Pink – So What (Robert Tornovsky Remix)
    06. Miley Cyrus – See You Again (Wideboys Club Mix)
    07. Katy Perry – Hot ‘n’ Cold (d’azoo at night remix)
    08. Flo Rida – In The Ayer (Jeremy Word Remix)
    09. The Saturdays – Up (Riffs & Rays Remix)
    10. Christina Aguilera – Keeps Gettin’ Better (Jody den Broeder ‘Super Dirty’ Club Mix)
    11. Electrovamp – Drinks Taste Better When They’re Free (Cedric Gervaise Remix)
    12. Pussycat Dolls – I Hate This Part (Dave Aude Club Mix)

    Click my name for instant gratification.

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  156. 19 Nov 2008 at 2:23 pm
    156 orchid said:

    @159 sweet already did so on friday preemptively.

    @160 yay.

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  157. 19 Nov 2008 at 3:40 pm
    157 Floozy said:

    @160… that smoke and rainbows image is just amazing…

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  158. 19 Nov 2008 at 5:08 pm
    158 mc said:

    hey yo, do you listen to The Hood Internet? oh man, good shit.

    /this doesn’t mean i’m back you guys.

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  159. 20 Nov 2008 at 11:24 am
    159 shenanigans said:

    Ding dong!

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  160. 20 Nov 2008 at 11:30 am
    160 echo said:

    Thanks. Now about that cat, and the AIDS cure. Crazy stuff.

    Also, don’t throw sandwiches at your girlfriend.

    Reply
  161. 20 Nov 2008 at 11:39 am
    161 shenanigans said:

    Freaked out cats are scary. One time at the shelter, this feral got loose in the lab and commenced to fly around the room à la Matrix when we tried to net it, actually climbing the walls, which should be physically impossible. I almost climbed into a cage and shut the door just to get away from the whirling cactus cyclone.

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  162. 20 Nov 2008 at 11:56 am
    162 26 world said:

    @166 are you sure it was a cat? Maybe it was Parlie.

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  163. 20 Nov 2008 at 11:59 am
    163 shenanigans said:

    @167: That’s how he gets when you take away his weed.

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  164. 20 Nov 2008 at 1:16 pm
    164 Wingnut said:

    i didn’t want to start a whole new thread for this, but i need to reach out to my fellow Villains for some ideas. Tomorrow is the 1st anniversary of Mrs Nut’s 30th birthday. Since she didn’t have a chance to really celebrate it last year (what with being preggo and all), we’re taking her out for good ol’ fashioned dose of adult behavior tomorrow night. My better half is allergic to malt, so she drinks cider (happily) and loves draft cider. As it’s been quite some time since we’ve really gone out for a night of heavy cider drinking, I have no idea what places even offer it anymore. I know South Street and Mellow Mushroom have it on tap, but are there any other places? Horse and Hound used to, as did Wild Wings. We’d prefer to avoid The Corner and the associated crowds, so the Belmont/DM/”Midtown” areas are where we’re thinking.

    Anyone have any ideas?

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  165. 20 Nov 2008 at 7:40 pm
    165 Street said:

    I just found out that a dear friend has AIDS, and I am distraught. I don’t know what to say, how to feel, and it’s so damn frustrating to know that there is NOTHING I CAN DO TO HELP. I have good news that pertains to my life, but this definitely is not the time to express it.

    Death is never an easy subject to deal with, and when the news is sudden, it is even more devastating.

    In closing, I just want to say: FUUUUCK.

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  166. 20 Nov 2008 at 7:44 pm
    166 scoriole said:

    street- sorry to hear that. but depending upon when your friend found out (time-wise) and how he/she proceeds to live the rest out, it could be beautiful.

    /suicide sucks more, i’ve very unfortunately recently had to realize again.

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  167. 21 Nov 2008 at 9:37 am
    167 dieter said:

    Canadian’s Have “Kick a Ginger day”- RMCP called in to restore order against internet shenanigans
    http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=49022ee5-66d1-46e0-a057-7707de6e140b

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  168. 21 Nov 2008 at 9:58 am
    168 shenanigans said:

    It is SNOWING in Crozet!!! Is it snowing in C-ville???

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  169. 21 Nov 2008 at 10:02 am
    169 orchid said:

    @173 not in pantops

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  170. 21 Nov 2008 at 10:04 am
    170 Lulu said:

    @173: Not downtown either. Lots of patches of blue sky, even.

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  171. 21 Nov 2008 at 10:25 am
    171 echo said:

    @173: It was near Fashion Square Mall about 10 minutes ago.

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  172. 21 Nov 2008 at 10:27 am
    172 shenanigans said:

    Aw man it stopped. No snow day for us.

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  173. 21 Nov 2008 at 10:37 am
    173 orchid said:

    are xmas trees for sale yet?

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  174. 21 Nov 2008 at 10:42 am
    174 echo said:

    I haven’t seen them.

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  175. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:05 am
    175 shenanigans said:

    Whoa.
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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  176. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:16 am
    176 echo said:

    @180: Wow. I’m speechless.

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  177. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:21 am
    177 Lulu said:

    @180: Ummm… what exactly were you researching that enabled you to find that? ;-)

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  178. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:26 am
    178 dieter said:

    well Lulu it is your site!

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  179. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:27 am
    179 shenanigans said:

    @182: Your name’s on the website, you tell me!

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  180. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:39 am
    180 belmont yo said:

    Some of the “reviews” are pretty hilarious.

    ” …On my 21st birthday, my parents sent a guy dressed as Big Bird to my apartment with a card and a balloon. That incident led to some VERY heavy drinking and a trip to the ER, where I learned that I had high blood pressure, high cholesterol and a host of other medical issues…”

    Um… go on…

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  181. 21 Nov 2008 at 11:42 am
    181 echo said:

    @185: That was funny, and then I realized it was a guy and it became really funny.

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  182. 22 Nov 2008 at 1:46 am
    182 backup planet said:

    @178 – saw xmas trees for sale at food lion and kroger in the last couple of days.. My favorite, walmart, hasn’t got any, just like last year. Last year, the spin was that they weren’t selling any because of the drought. don’t know why they don’t have any this year.

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  183. 22 Nov 2008 at 2:49 am
    183 orchid said:

    @187 thanks bp! i’ll get mine this week :)

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  184. 22 Nov 2008 at 4:11 am
    184 scoriole said:

    charlottesville christmas tree lighting ceremony…
    apparently in charlottesville, santa has traded in the cute grandmotherly mrs. claus for a sequion wearing hussy of a trophy wife with a short skirt and knee-length heeled pointy toed boots.

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  185. 22 Nov 2008 at 9:50 am
    185 orchid said:

    @189 yeah, echo liked her. she must have been cold!

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  186. 22 Nov 2008 at 11:34 am
    186 scoriole said:

    *hawt!*

    /echo likes frigid women?

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  187. 22 Nov 2008 at 2:41 pm
    187 echo said:

    Apparently

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  188. 22 Nov 2008 at 3:11 pm
    188 parlie said:

    this may belong in the lawsuit thread, but that thing is in danger of melting my computer, so i’m putting it here.

    the invitation to the hook’s christmas party features the tagline, “do the math.” as flattered as we may be, this is clearly a flagrant and unauthorized appropriation of our intellectual property. the fact that anybody would even try to have fun with our slogan without offering to pay us an exorbitant sum of money is, quite frankly, infuriating. i move to file a suit in which we sue them until they cry out in agony and weep at our feet for mercy. to borrow a phrase from one of the illustrious SS photographers, we can “squeeze blood from the stone.”

    too soon?

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  189. 22 Nov 2008 at 6:15 pm
    189 Coon Ass said:

    I knew I should have copyrighted it. The Hook, you are theives!

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  190. 23 Nov 2008 at 12:12 am
    190 backup planet said:

    @189 – isn’t that why viagra was invented, wtf?

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  191. 23 Nov 2008 at 12:51 am
    191 scoriole said:

    come on in and see me tomorrow behind the bar at maya.

    be entertaining and mirthful.
    or sarcastic and sardonic- that’s entertaining as well.

    i then will have a a very blissful and thankfully random 6 days off.

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  192. 23 Nov 2008 at 11:15 am
    192 eastender said:

    chinese lanterns set up as bar lighting in the bohème space? and discuss.

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  193. 24 Nov 2008 at 9:36 am
    193 echo said:

    I would go to Tokyo just for this.

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  194. 24 Nov 2008 at 9:44 am
    194 parlie said:

    swedish fish arrayed as decorative tile on the walls of public restrooms? discuss.

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  195. 24 Nov 2008 at 9:45 am
    195 Thor said:

    @199, obviously you have entered the 7th reality; which is between space, time and dessert.

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  196. 24 Nov 2008 at 9:49 am
    196 parlie said:

    i live in a dimension where distances are measured in sandwiches.

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  197. 24 Nov 2008 at 9:59 am
    197 Thor said:

    sub or loaf?

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  198. 24 Nov 2008 at 10:42 am
    198 dieter said:

    I’m thinking regular sandwich bread with the crust cut off cut on a diagonal- measured from point to point

    For the love of god don’t tell me it’s a panini

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  199. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:19 am
    199 Taliesin said:

    Has to be rye bread. Abnormally twisted and bent to one side.

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  200. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:22 am
    200 Thor said:

    does the sandwich have aioli on it or not?

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  201. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:38 am
    201 orchid said:

    a paninO. jesus.

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  202. 24 Nov 2008 at 2:07 pm
    202 duckduckgoose said:

    Guys, don’t forget you get a free Dr. Pepper if you donate your first born by 6pm today. Or sign up and wait six weeks for a coupon in the mail. Whichever comes first.

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  203. 24 Nov 2008 at 2:34 pm
    203 parlie said:

    as an added incentive, if you submit a list of palindrome-anagrams of “doctor pepper,” you’re automatically entered in a drawing for a lifetime supply of blowjob-backed securities. the palindromes become the legal property of the pepsico corporation, but if you win, your work will be immortalized in a glitzy marketing campaign featuring sylvester stallone and garfield the cat as soda spokespeople.

    get me out of here.

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  204. 24 Nov 2008 at 2:49 pm
    204 Thor said:

    prod pop creet

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  205. 24 Nov 2008 at 2:54 pm
    205 Floozy said:

    Erect Pod Prop

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  206. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:00 pm
    206 parlie said:

    please follow instructions; the anagrams must also be palindromes. try not to rip the space-time continuum while you do it.

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  207. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:12 pm
    207 Floozy said:

    Sorry….I thought it said parliedromes.

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  208. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:14 pm
    208 parlie said:

    apology accepted.

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  209. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:19 pm
    209 echo said:

    apology aparliegy accepted

    FTFY

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  210. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:28 pm
    210 duckduckgoose said:

    Ugh, I keep picturing robots that won’t stop saying “you betcha”.

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  211. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:43 pm
    211 Lulu said:

    @208: It is impossible to have a palindrom anagram of “doctor pepper” because there are 4 letters that do not have a double: d, c, t, the third p.

    /literal.

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  212. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:45 pm
    212 Lulu said:

    Although, if you drop those 4 (d,c,t,p) (which almost spells duct tape), you can make “repooper” (coprophagia?)

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  213. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:46 pm
    213 Thor said:

    @lulu.. that’s what she said.

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  214. 24 Nov 2008 at 3:49 pm
    214 Lulu said:

    @218: Who, shen?

    /s

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  215. 24 Nov 2008 at 4:03 pm
    215 colfer said:

    So does anybody here know the vampyre?
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/23/AR2008112302158.html
    She lives in central Virginia, and hangs out at Applebees.

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  216. 24 Nov 2008 at 4:15 pm
    216 belmont yo said:

    @ 220 Looks like she’s been feeding on a little bit more than “psychic energy”, if you know what Im sayin. There’s probably thousands of vampiric popcorn shrimp running around now thanks to her.

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  217. 24 Nov 2008 at 4:36 pm
    217 duckduckgoose said:

    All this time I thought it was the dozen or so AppleBeeTinis that were helping me sleep so well.

    Reply
  218. 24 Nov 2008 at 4:51 pm
    218 parlie said:

    @217 lulu won today’s match of the internet.

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  219. 24 Nov 2008 at 4:57 pm
    219 shenanigans said:

    Where’s the angry photographer post? OMG. Did people finally stop commenting. HOLY SHIT.

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  220. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:03 pm
    220 echo said:

    @223: Yeah, she even brought snark to the suicide post.

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  221. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:10 pm
    221 Lulu said:

    @225: Hey, we all have to do our part, no? ;-)

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  222. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:16 pm
    222 echo said:

    Indeed we do.

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  223. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:23 pm
    223 Floozy said:

    I just noticed that if you drop the d,t,o,p,p,e,r and add in an f,i,u,k,y,u,a,l,c you can make ‘ fuck you parlie’.
    Do I get a prize too?

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  224. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:28 pm
    224 Lulu said:

    @228: Yes, your prize is that you get to f, i, u, k, l, c, p, a, r. Congrats!

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  225. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:44 pm
    225 Floozy said:

    Who is parli? Never heard of him Lulu. Uggh, I can’t bonk someone that I haven’t blogged with. That’s just tacky.

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  226. 24 Nov 2008 at 5:51 pm
    226 Lulu said:

    @230: I like where your mind is, but I meant you get to “lick far up”. So do it, whore.

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  227. 24 Nov 2008 at 6:51 pm
    227 Floozy said:

    Where the fuck is otter these days…. 549 posts on one thread and not one of them was him. Gawd…. what if he has completely disappeared up his own arse and can’t phone for help? Anyone care to email him and check he isn’t being eaten by cats or something.

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  228. 24 Nov 2008 at 6:59 pm
    228 Floozy said:

    To dinner?

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  229. 26 Nov 2008 at 9:03 pm
    229 Thor said:

    is this even possible???
    http://www.twincities.com/ci_11075245?source=most_viewed

    A couple of University of Iowa fans took a break from Saturday’s game at the Metrodome against the University of Minnesota to have some illicit sex in a Dome restroom, police said.

    The duo… turned a handicapped toilet stall into their love nest about 8:30 p.m., late in the Hawkeyes’ 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers.

    A crowd of intoxicated fans gathered in the restroom to laugh and cheer the off-the-field action, until an Avalon Security guard tipped off University of Minnesota police to the ruckus.

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  230. 27 Nov 2008 at 9:42 am
    230 Floozy said:

    Sure it is… the Gophers defensive game is shite.

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  231. 28 Nov 2008 at 12:57 am
    231 backup planet said:

    @232 go figure, i’m with od

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  232. 28 Nov 2008 at 2:18 am
    232 scoriole said:

    well, since it is the free for all, and the most recent post-happy thanksgiving to all of you!

    /until the decoder ring gets manufactured, i will be trying my best to keep it not needing a decoder ring.
    /there are no hidden messages in this message.

    ~cheers to all of us having a better holiday season than last year!!!!

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  233. 01 Dec 2008 at 4:00 pm
    233 echo said:

    Happy World AIDS Day everyone!

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  234. 01 Dec 2008 at 4:13 pm
    234 shenanigans said:

    I already wrote a post for that but the Spicy Bears are slacking.

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  235. 01 Dec 2008 at 4:15 pm
    235 echo said:

    You wrote an AIDS Day post? It probably won’t go up until tomorrow. You know how the Spicy Bears can be.

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  236. 01 Dec 2008 at 4:18 pm
    236 Floozy said:

    It’s a post Aids Day post.

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  237. 01 Dec 2008 at 9:16 pm
    237 orchid said:

    i saw a table giving away red ribbon pins and condoms. those two don’t seem to go together.

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  238. 01 Dec 2008 at 9:46 pm
    238 belmont yo said:

    @ 243 True dat.

    /they’re doing it wrong.

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  239. 01 Dec 2008 at 10:22 pm
    239 Floozy said:

    I found this…please don’t ask how. And remember, the end orb is awaiting. The Youtube footage is a must.

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  240. 02 Dec 2008 at 9:54 am
    240 shenanigans said:

    Ooh stick it in my end orb.

    WTF?

    In other news, I totally had a dream about Halsey Minor last night. That’s what happens when you read the Hook and drink this before going to bed:
    2oz Sunset Blush boxed wine
    1oz Peach Schnapps
    splash Açai berry juice
    pinch pomegranate arils

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  241. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:02 am
    241 orchid said:

    i dreamt about belmont yo again the other night.
    /chianti + didn’t leave the house for 4 days.

    Reply
  242. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:25 am
    242 echo said:

    I need more masochistic friends. They are truly the most entertaining.

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  243. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:30 am
    243 orchid said:

    alcoholism is only masochistic when it leads to cutting.

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  244. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:35 am
    244 shenanigans said:

    Alcohol is masochistic when it tells you to drunk-text that fake-tanned Tarzan wannabe and invite him over.

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  245. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:38 am
    245 echo said:

    @249: Or…maybe this isn’t for the internetz.

    @250: I think I know him.

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  246. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:41 am
    246 scoriole said:

    byo is fake tanning now? or is that HM?

    /and alcohol is fine, it’s the myopic side effect that doesn’t keep your fingers from typing/texting/dialing something you’ll regret in the morning.

    /when ARE my op-techs gonna come up with a breathalyzer for my phone?!

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  247. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:41 am
    247 orchid said:

    @250 oh, i wondered what your excuse for that was…

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  248. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:44 am
    248 echo said:

    @250: orchid’s jealous.

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  249. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:44 am
    249 orchid said:

    @252 actually, it quite effectlively prevents MY fingers from doing anything. :(

    I’M about to start fake tanning. white legs are scary!

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  250. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:46 am
    250 orchid said:

    @254 jealous of people who aren’t born-again virgins?
    /should start going to those thursday night singalongs in the cafeteria.

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  251. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:48 am
    251 echo said:

    @255: Actually, it quite effectively causes 9 of your fingers to cut off the tenth.

    @256: Jealous of ‘nanigans Tarzan. Her jungle love, if you will.

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  252. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:51 am
    252 orchid said:

    you take everything one step too far.
    … | echo

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  253. 02 Dec 2008 at 10:53 am
    253 echo said:

    Just one step?

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  254. 02 Dec 2008 at 11:34 am
    254 shenanigans said:

    My AIM screen name is CVlLLAlN (the I’s are lowercase L’s)

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  255. 02 Dec 2008 at 11:40 am
    255 shenanigans said:

    But send nasty IMs to screen name CVILLAIN and ask them who they think they are

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  256. 02 Dec 2008 at 12:10 pm
    256 orchid said:

    hey echo, here’s that wine we had at cane pazzo:
    http://c-ville.com/index.php?cat=11431101084614805&ShowArticle_ID=11802811081176148
    i wonder if toby actually tried it..?

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  257. 02 Dec 2008 at 12:17 pm
    257 belmont yo said:

    Speaking of wine, former crush gregggg was spotted slinging wine in a new spot. Is this old news?

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  258. 02 Dec 2008 at 12:25 pm
    258 Floozy said:

    It was news cloaked in hushed whispers and sad but knowing internets looks. The way everyone carried on, I thought he was walking Hardy Drive wearing a mini skirt and fishnets, licking a Kojak pop.
    “Did you hear about Greggggggg?”
    “Shhhhhh…. don’t…. it’s just so…saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad”
    “I KNOW….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH”
    IMHO any job is a good job right now when you look at the shit some towns are in around the country.

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  259. 02 Dec 2008 at 12:35 pm
    259 orchid said:

    @263 someone mentioned it but wouldn’t say WHERE.

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  260. 02 Dec 2008 at 12:44 pm
    260 belmont yo said:

    @ 264 I dont think its sad. He is still involved with what he loves. He was smiley as ever. I know I will be buying from him when Im on one of my frequent and unfortunate lowe’s missions, rather than just right down the street.

    When will business owners learn that personalities are just as important as the bottom line? Then again, I dont know what led up to him leaving crush, so… who knows.

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  261. 02 Dec 2008 at 12:59 pm
    261 shenanigans said:

    B-yo’s clues are telling us he works at that wine place by TJ Maxx?

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  262. 02 Dec 2008 at 1:02 pm
    262 belmont yo said:

    Wrong.

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  263. 02 Dec 2008 at 1:04 pm
    263 echo said:

    He works at Whole Foods?

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  264. 02 Dec 2008 at 1:14 pm
    264 dieter said:

    Could it be a Rio Hill wine and gourmet?

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  265. 02 Dec 2008 at 1:36 pm
    265 orchid said:

    market street north? walmart?

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  266. 02 Dec 2008 at 1:51 pm
    266 belmont yo said:

    No. No. and no. I am uncomfortable “outing” him though. I mean, I would be all about unleashing the villain masses to go show him some love, but i don’t know. Sometimes when villains come find me at my second job (cleaning out the restrooms at the greyhound station) and try to show me love, I get uncomfortable. He is a super cool guy, but I dont know him all that well…

    Can I get a ruling on this one?

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  267. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:02 pm
    267 shenanigans said:

    Market St wineshop by Whole Foods

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  268. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:05 pm
    268 orchid said:

    i already said that

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  269. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:06 pm
    269 shenanigans said:

    Rio Hill Kroger

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  270. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:21 pm
    270 Thor said:

    can we hurry up and get to 300 so we can put up a new free for all?

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  271. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:23 pm
    271 shenanigans said:

    Thor

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  272. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:23 pm
    272 shenanigans said:

    Is

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  273. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:24 pm
    273 shenanigans said:

    A

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  274. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:25 pm
    274 shenanigans said:

    GILF

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  275. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:28 pm
    275 Thor said:

    NGILF is actually the correct acronym

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  276. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:29 pm
    276 shenanigans said:

    Shit

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  277. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:31 pm
    277 otterdung said:

    thor is a g?

    is floozy out there? i just ran into our surfer B&B mutual pal, good lad that he is.
    what a benevolent erudite loon. he said the NICEST things about you,
    each and every one of which I’m pretending to believe. right now. real hard.

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  278. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:31 pm
    278 duckduckgoose said:

    Why is it 300? I thought you made the rules, Thor.

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  279. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:32 pm
    279 dieter said:

    NGILF? Thor is a GRANDPARENT? Shen likes old guys?

    or it could be norse god – just trying to get to 300

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  280. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:38 pm
    280 duckduckgoose said:

    right now. real hard.

    Hey Floozy, OD’s asking for you…

    Reply
  281. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:39 pm
    281 belmont yo said:

    A handgun and a can of pringles, why do you ask?

    Reply
  282. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:41 pm
    282 dieter said:

    @284 it because of the 300- DUH!
    WE ARE SPARTA!

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  283. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:45 pm
    283 belmont yo said:

    You know, I really miss those sports shooters. They were like the kid in class that rminds the teacher to turn in the homework.

    Reply
  284. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:46 pm
    284 Thor said:

    g = gangsta

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  285. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:50 pm
    285 shenanigans said:

    Let’s try some new screen names:
    http://gangstaname.com/index.php

    Reply
  286. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:52 pm
    286 Thor said:

    @291…

    this thing is rigged…

    Thor = Chewy tha Arse Star

    Reply
  287. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:55 pm
    287 Manchen Dungles said:

    @291 Shenanigans is now Rubba-lipped Rat Snatcher?

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  288. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:56 pm
    288 shenanigans said:

    @292: Bwahahahahaha

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  289. 02 Dec 2008 at 2:57 pm
    289 shenanigans said:

    @293: Yeah, well you’re John Cougar Drug Smuggla

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  290. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:03 pm
    290 echo said:

    I’m now Swingin Dong Cracka Fool

    Reply
  291. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:09 pm
    291 Floozy said:

    I’m now Hidin’ from Da OtterDude.

    Reply
  292. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:09 pm
    292 shenanigans said:

    Omfg!

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  293. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:11 pm
    293 belmont yo said:

    This is…

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  294. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:11 pm
    294 belmont yo said:

    Spartaaa!!!!

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  295. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:11 pm
    295 dieter said:

    300?

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  296. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:15 pm
    296 Thor said:

    thank you, can you please return to your white padded cells?

    Reply
  297. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:18 pm
    297 shenanigans said:

    Can you return to mine?

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  298. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:21 pm
    298 Floozy said:

    I’m not going back in mine…. Otter might be there.

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  299. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:21 pm
    299 belmont yo said:

    thank you, can you please return to your white padded cells?

    Absolutely, if you would kindly provide us with a fresh free for all entitled:

    “FFA XLIII, Thorns of Crowns in Evening Gowns”.

    Hop to it, now, chop chop.

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  300. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:24 pm
    300 Thor said:

    oh damn.. i already made it… it is wack though…

    http://cvillain.com/2008/12/02/free-for-all-xxvii-white-padded-rooms-and-straight-jackets/

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  301. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:38 pm
    301 colfer said:

    Brad(ford Reed) has two wines, you probably tried the other one. The Meritage just got its label. http://bradfordreed.com/

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  302. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:41 pm
    302 otterdung said:

    Floozy, can you hear me padding in on little cat’s feet?

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  303. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:42 pm
    303 Swingin Dong Cracka Fool said:

    We tried the Merlot, and I was not impressed. I believe I referred to it as swill.

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  304. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:47 pm
    304 belmont yo said:

    oh damn.. i already made it… it is wack though…

    You should let me run and post the free for alls. Take a load off. Let a real insane person lend a hand, you know, for authenticity.

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  305. 02 Dec 2008 at 3:50 pm
    305 Floozy said:

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN… HE’S STANDING ON LITTLE KITTY FEET.

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  306. 02 Dec 2008 at 4:01 pm
    306 shenanigans said:

    ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!

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  307. 02 Dec 2008 at 4:08 pm
    307 otterdung said:

    my footie-pajamas ain’t hurting nobody.

    /in a roomful of rocking chairs.

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