Charlottesville Cocaine Coming from Mexican Cartels

You remember when everyone admitting to participating in “Charlottesville’s Secret Cocaine Habit?”  Turns out the Colombian cartels aren’t to blame.  According to a Daily Progress article by Scott Shenk, we need to blame the Mexican Cartels for sending us shitty coke.  According to JADE, the police drug task force, we used to get the stuff from New York City, but now bulk buys are coming from Mexico.  It’s probably because of NAFTA and free-trade.  Everyone knows we need to be supporting the American worker, so I say let’s import coke from NYC again!

Oh and much like real estate, it’s a buyers market for cocaine.  The Mexican cartels sell coke for $800 per ounce, whereas typical ounces run you $1,000.  Sounds like a steal to me. Can anyone verify these prices?

[don't snort the substance in that pic from Guiseppe Bognanni; it's actually little pieces of computers]

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28 Responses to “Charlottesville Cocaine Coming from Mexican Cartels”

  1. 24 Nov 2008 at 10:50 am
    dieter said:

    NO means NO, Thor. Peddle your drugs somewhere else. If you read this thread within 100 yards from a school you could be sent right to jail.

    Can’t we all just get high on life and booze of course.

  2. 24 Nov 2008 at 10:54 am
    Floozy said:

    I have given up drink until Thursday… I strongly advise everyone to stay away from me for the next few days.

  3. 24 Nov 2008 at 10:59 am
    echo said:

    Wow Floozy. Are you feeling ok?

  4. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:09 am
    Floozy said:

    Not really echo… life seems so pointless right now.

  5. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:15 am
    echo said:

    I’m sorry to hear that Floozy. Hope things get better before the holiday. I’d stay away from the tequila until things get better.

  6. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:23 am
    shenanigans said:

    @2: I’m gonna come jump on your bed chugging Veuve Cliquot.

  7. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:28 am
    Floozy said:

    It’s giving up the drink for 5 days that has made it pointless echo…. I don’t have a great appreciation for sobriety. There are so many brilliant things about drinking, for instance you can watch the same film over and over and still be surprised at the ending. Also no matter how badly you behave you can always just say ‘ I did WHAT?…oh gawd I was soooooooo drunk’ and it’s like a Catholic at confession… all is forgiven because the evil drink was to blame.
    *sigh*

  8. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:35 am
    Floozy said:

    Shen….taunt me all you like. Oh BTW I see the hash on Sunday was named in your honor HAHAHA

  9. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:40 am
    shenanigans said:

    Yeah, no shit Sherlock, I came up with the name. I will think of you tonight as I drink the leftover peach schnapps in some scramps.

  10. 24 Nov 2008 at 11:49 am
    Thurston622 said:

    That does not look like blow in that photo. Looks like Keith Richards trying to snort his fathers ashes!

  11. 25 Nov 2008 at 9:18 am

    It looks like Fleischmann’s RapidRise yeast to me.

  12. 25 Nov 2008 at 10:15 am
    colfer said:

    Do the caption, it says it’s computer parts. But I’m with T622, the portrait photo in the background supports the Keith Richards hypothesis.

  13. 26 Nov 2008 at 3:43 am
    theft is theft said:

    Looks like darkroom chemicals left over from the pre-digital photography days to me, or lawn fertilizer. Perhaps the photo can be sent to Photo-Mat for analysis? Your thinking on this matter Flozzy……….

  14. 27 Nov 2008 at 9:27 am
    philbert said:

    Sobriety is a bitch, floozy. I agree.

  15. 27 Nov 2008 at 9:31 am
    Floozy said:

    Yeah Philbert… so I fixed that ickle problem last night…… in style!

  16. 27 Nov 2008 at 9:33 am
    philbert said:

    Oh, and to get back to the post: I could have told all y’all bitches that our dear friends from the Republica are bringing in all the damn nose candy. Here’s how:

    1. I work in a place that takes cash payments for cellular services and satellite TV, two things every Mexican household has in abundance. So… I see 1-2 dozen amigos daily.

    2. If you look closely, they all have the sniffles. All the time. Constantly. Summer or winter, their nasal passages are in poor condition.

    3. The pinkie nail on one or both hands is usually abnormally long. Some of them even use a clearcoat nail polish on it.

    4. They fidget and mumble and avoid eye contact because they don’t want anyone to figure out they’re high as shit.

    5. Drive through Four Seasons and you can SEE in PLAIN SIGHT people dealing to each other.

  17. 27 Nov 2008 at 11:28 pm
    backup planet said:

    @16 – 5 why, didja see coran over there?

  18. 28 Nov 2008 at 11:08 am
    peep said:

    bad taste b.planet.
    you yourself have admitted to being a big part of the old days of Fellini’s and other late night establishments of the past, so I’m willing to bet you have had quite a few all nighters with trips to the ladies room for a few bumps with the girls.
    CC has been clean for years, he doesn’t even drink alcohol, which is more than I can say for you.

  19. 28 Nov 2008 at 11:03 pm
    backup planet said:

    @18 – ooh, touched a nerve – yes, i was a participant in the old days of fellinis and other late night establishments nearly 30 years ago. I was there. Yes, I visited lots of venues where there were illicit alternate forms of medication. Am very happy that “CC” is “clean” now. Does that mean I have somehow violated the current moral high ground because of my legal vices? Am way over 21 and therefore eligible to drink alcohol. What does that have to do with your validation or non towards me? I understand your loyalty to Mr. C.for whatever the reason. Chill, peep. You only validate the random comment by your response. Let it go.

  20. 29 Nov 2008 at 3:30 pm
    26 world said:

    I think @18 was just tired, as am I, of these references to CC and aforementioned substances. I don’t think anyone here wants their past or present activities put on blast, or this site would implode. Do unto others. We’ve covered this in plenty of other threads. Try playing on the racist thread so we can contain the crap all in one place.

  21. 29 Nov 2008 at 9:10 pm
    caroline said:

    hey backup planet, why don’t YOU let it go. Stop bringing up things from the past, that don’t serve anyone well. How dare you tell someone to let it go, when you bring it up constantly.

  22. 29 Nov 2008 at 10:04 pm
    colfer said:

    yeah

  23. 29 Nov 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Floozy said:

    I agree… bp your constantly preasseribled comments are beginning to make me think you are adromidling some people that are not in a position to pondidlyate themselves so STFU.
    Colf+Caroline xxxx

  24. 29 Nov 2008 at 11:31 pm
    backup planet said:

    @23 – check your spelling. as for all you other commenters, sorry to not respond to your rants, but i get that i’m an easy target. go for it, darling. i know you love it so.

  25. 30 Nov 2008 at 8:18 am
    doofus said:

    @24 “preasseribled” – McDonald trade jargon. Means preassembled.

  26. 30 Nov 2008 at 10:47 pm
    backup planet said:

    Floozy works at Micky D’s? Who might have guessed that? Hope it’s not the one on McIntyre… that place is flat depressing..

  27. 01 Dec 2008 at 12:00 pm
    doofus said:

    @25 I did not say that. I was merely enlightening you about the definition and spelling of this legitimate word. It appears in US Government documentation.

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