What’s Your Average Thanksgiving Dinner Look Like?

 

Does anyone do stuff really out of the ordinary for Thanksgiving dinner?  I know a handful of families that cook something than Turkey as their main course, but I’m mostly interested in what sorts of side dishes your family/friends prepare that are out of the ordinary.  Let’s share unique recipes and salivate over the catatonic gluttony of tomorrow.

Some interesting turkey and thanksgiving factoids after the break…

  • Did you know that the president officially pardoned the turkey in 2001?
  • In the US, we’ve doubled our per capita consumption of turkey since 1970 to about 17.5 pounds per person.
  • 271 million turkeys will be raised (and slaughtered) in 2008!
  • Virginia is the fourth largest produces of turkeys.  We produce over 21 million turkeys per year.

Thanksgiving Dinner More Expensive Due to Turkey and Cranberry Prices

[stats] [pic from xybermatthew]

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41 Responses to “What’s Your Average Thanksgiving Dinner Look Like?”

  1. 26 Nov 2008 at 9:16 am
    echo said:

    Did you know that the president officially pardoned the turkey in 2001?

    Did you know the President has officially pardoned a turkey every year since 1989.

  2. 26 Nov 2008 at 9:35 am
    Thor said:

    @1, no, because i have the brain the size of a pea.

  3. 26 Nov 2008 at 9:49 am
    Floozy said:

    So does GWB… make your point Thor.

  4. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:06 pm

    If he pardoned THE turkey as opposed to A turkey, then we’re all in trouble. Since 2001.

  5. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Thurston622 said:

    I like green bean casserole, stuffing, biscuits, oysters on the half-shell, shrimp cocktail, mashed potatoes, ham biscuits, gravy, Pinot Noir and taking off my trousers after it’s all done.

  6. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:36 pm
    colfer said:

    I read the entire label on the deep-fry-your-turkey kit at Kroger. The kit consists of one 3 gallon jug of cottonseed oil. Luckily, the oil can be re-used after Thanksgiving (optional filter not included), because “cottonseed oil does not absorb the flavor of foods cooked in it.”

    So, people, more proof that cottonseed oil is NOT FOOD. It is clothing. Do not eat your shorts.

  7. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:42 pm
    Thurston622 said:

    Deep fried turkey is great. Deep fried snickers are even better!

  8. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:44 pm
    Floozy said:

    Deep fried snickers knickers are even better!
    FTFY

  9. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:47 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Don’t support the turkicide. Eat a Turk’y instead.

  10. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:54 pm
    shenanigans said:
  11. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:54 pm
    shenanigans said:
  12. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:57 pm
    shenanigans said:
  13. 26 Nov 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Lulu said:

    @9: So you’re saying we shouldn’t eat the turkey we kill? Well, there’s a pile of bird carcasses going to waste. Can we still give the gibblets to the hounds?

  14. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:14 pm

    shen, Sarah Palin would not approve. Without turkey killing she wouldn’t have a backdrop to talk about the economy.

  15. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:15 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Sarah Palin can go drink a Crystal Pepsi and STFU.

  16. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:21 pm
    colfer said:

    It’s at about 4:00
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxn2vlhtWo
    but it has all the banality of evil, not really worth watching.

  17. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:28 pm
    echo said:

    colfer, I got to 2:32 and paused the video. Since I will be eating turkey tomorrow, would it be wise for me to go passed this point?

  18. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:32 pm
    shenanigans said:

    Don’t be a pussy, echo. If you’re gonna eat it, you should see how it gets to your table.

  19. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:33 pm
    echo said:

    I watched it. It’s not nearly as bad as they made it sound.

  20. 26 Nov 2008 at 2:54 pm

    That’s cause you can’t hear the turkeys screaming.

  21. 26 Nov 2008 at 3:00 pm
    Thurston said:

    Shen, the worst part of Thanksgiving is the turkey… it’s all the other quality food items that makes me happy!

  22. 26 Nov 2008 at 3:44 pm
    colfer said:

    The YouTube I linked to fuzzes out the worst parts, and that place is not even a factory farm.

    The last vegetarian Tgiving I went to was great, but we had to peel tiny legumes for about four hours beforehand. Chai was actually introduced to a big city via our home kitchen. My roommate distributed it in liquid form back then. Tranks for the meowmeries.

  23. 26 Nov 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Beautiful, But Treacherous said:

    To each their own, but that’s only because you all have never raised your own meat before…

    /Waiting for it…waiting for it… Don’t disappoint me, ya’ll. I know it’s killing you to not say something.

  24. 26 Nov 2008 at 4:38 pm
    doofus said:

    The president is on track to pardon many turkeys before his term expires.

  25. 26 Nov 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Blondie said:

    My mother has enslaved me in the kitchen this afternoon to prepare our Thanksgiving feast: honey-brined turkey, stuffing (which yes, we bake in the turkey), mashed potatoes, roasted butternut squash, green bean casserole (the one with French’s onions!), Waldorf salad, and cranberry sauce. Oh, and a pumpkin pie, an apple pie and a serious load of pumpkin cookies. Let it never be said that Italians eat wop food on the holidays.

  26. 26 Nov 2008 at 6:00 pm
    orchid said:

    omfg, i want pumpkin cookies!!

  27. 26 Nov 2008 at 6:00 pm
    orchid said:

    omfg, i want pumpkin cookies!!

  28. 26 Nov 2008 at 6:01 pm
    orchid said:

    (see, i want pumpkin cookies really badly.)

  29. 26 Nov 2008 at 8:07 pm
    Chris said:

    Salted the turkey today, will roast it tomorrow. We also will have sweet potatoes baked with bourbon, brown sugar and butter. Mashed potatoes. Brussel sprouts sauteed with turkey bacon. Yeast rolls. Stuffing both with and without oysters. Pecan and pumpkin pies. Cranberry sauce from the can and fresh cranberry relish. Corn pudding with roasted chantrelle mushrooms. Sage gravy.

    Mostly, I’ll have a little turkey and a lot of oyster stuffing with lots of gravy a roll or two and a fair bit of both potato dishes. Then a big slice of pumpkin pie later in the day. My favorite part is the hot turkey sandwiches on Friday which I always have on toasted sourdough bread because when I was a kid my mom’s parents lived in San Francisco and would bring fresh sourdough with them when they came to visit for Thanksgiving every year. My mom always made hot turkey sandwiches on the sourdough the next day and it stuck.

  30. 27 Nov 2008 at 12:03 am
    backup planet said:

    ok, only because all the “old” ladies in my family died, I have “inherited” all the holiday dinners from my mom’s side of the family. Therefore, cooking for 20, we are having roasted turkey with dressing (INSIDE the friggin’ bird), mashed potatoes, sauteed fresh green beans, harvard beets, squash casserole, yeast rolls, jellied, whole and fresh with orange cranberry sauces, corn pudding, pumpkin pie, chocolate pie, carrot cake and some sort of extremely exotic apps brought by my foodie cousins, usually involving some sort of seafood like smoked salmon or crab. I plan to be comotose tomorrow night, but only because of the combination of rich foods with too much alcohol consumed because of relative stress… as opposed to too much alcohol consumed because of usual stress…

  31. 27 Nov 2008 at 9:42 am
    philbert said:

    All I care about today is a green bean casserole getting IN MY BELLY! Along with pie. Must. MUST have pie.

  32. 27 Nov 2008 at 11:33 am
    Thurston said:

    This might be the first food thread that does not mention that rancid kitty cat semen called Aioli. Looks like jerked off dolphin.

  33. 27 Nov 2008 at 11:50 am
    Floozy said:

    Thurston….are you the guy that got arrested at Seaworld a few years ago?

  34. 27 Nov 2008 at 12:13 pm

    My mom has banned the green bean casserole (I’ll make one for myself when I get home) but we use 2T browned butter, 2T soy sauce and 2T balsamic vinegar for sauce on green beans and it is way yummy. My family is uber-traditional for this holiday. Have a good one y’all!

  35. 27 Nov 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Blondie said:

    @34: I am sad to hear that green bean casserole has been banned by your mother, wish we could share ours.

    Luckily, since I’ve been cooking, I’ve been force-fed screwdrivers and champagne, so I am really excited about pie! Also, I named our turkey Sviatoslav, and everyone thinks I am out of my mind. Apparently telling them that I am a grad student is not a sufficient response.

  36. 27 Nov 2008 at 12:49 pm
    Patience said:

    @23 HAHA. I just got that.

    The movie shown above says that Thanksgiving dinner for 10 costs $45? My turkey alone cost that.

  37. 27 Nov 2008 at 3:25 pm
    eye of newt said:

    Everything’s traditional up here at chez-of-the-parents-in-law. I did make a gluten-free/soy-free coconut cream pie, bittersweet chocolate tart, and wild mushroom/gf sourdough dressing. And in a few, I’ll go down and make myself some gravy.

    The turkey is brined and smoked. Buttered corn, garlicky green beans, roasted yams and apples, mashed potatoes with extra garlic and herbs . . . typical fare. The rest of the group will have the traditional sausage and italian bread dressing, along with a very rich turkey/bacon gravy.

    In the past, I’d provide vegetarian entrees, but I eat the turkey these days.

    Soon, very soon, the drinking will start. Wooohah!

  38. 27 Nov 2008 at 9:48 pm
    orchid said:

    i had aquila d’oro chianti and a pint of chocolate ice cream for thanksgiving dinner.

  39. 28 Nov 2008 at 2:48 am
    scoriole said:

    i have too much to be genuinely concerned about
    (not me) for being so full.

  40. 28 Nov 2008 at 11:07 pm
    backup planet said:

    @37 – we started with bloody marys at 11:30 am. Why wait?

  41. 29 Nov 2008 at 1:41 am
    Squares said:

    The best part about thanksgiving is the football. Oh and the sausage dip (Hot sausage, Rotel and cream chesse with melted cheddar on top) to go with it.

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