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make sure you do this FULL SCREEN!
Lets
get
this
I’m starting to think this site is trying to kill me.
byo, my reality was already changed once today
started
@5 - it hasn’t already?
right
shall
@9 I would have left the GF one off personally.
/I’m sure she’s got a great personality
we?
@11, Thanks for looking deeper, Floozy. Usually all people see is my camo and they think I’m just another hillbilly.
Thanks Byo, all my coworkers can see my monitor on their way down the hall and I had that cat picture up and now they think I’m a weirdo.
@12: Pedocat?
“Smiley cat” or “hairless nazi cat pediatrician”?
Nazi cat
Well, it coulda been this.
oooor this…
oooor this.
/just sayin.
AGHHHHHH
Ahhhhh. Aint life grand.
Just wanted to thank whoever makes this site run: The right-hand column of stuff no longer appears at the bottom in the ancient IE browser my corporate overlords require me to use at “work.” Of course, this happened after I had Pavlov’d myself into scrolling all the way down to check for latest comments. Sigh.
@23 .. can you just stop finding problems, so we can convince ourselves they don’t exist?
OMFG Thor is actually HM
Shen, I thought you worked in a bar/rest? You have a hall and co-workers and stuff? Do tell! I find your theories intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
@5….after that photo display, I KNOW it’s trying to kill me. Or at least make me want to gouge out my eyes….
can you substitute clementine rind for orange rind in a recipe?
(aren’t they basically the same, except clementines are smaller & get moldy way too fast?)
@ 28 I’d say yes, citrus is citrus (so why should it be…) but Im not much of a chef.
/sushi and waffles aside.
@29 but orange rind and lemon rind are not interchangeable…
but they are different colors… whereas a clementine…. go for it!
/ergo non desputantum est
io vado domani matina. maintenant, je travaille beaucoup!
@26: I have a day job, Thursty.
Why do I hear creepy organ music and cackling when I read @26? Thurston, do you have a soundtrack?
The music from The Shining would be perfect. And I like the theme music to that show on AMC called Mad Men. Now that’s a show!
I’m not creepy by the way!
Here is the music I really meant!
What music, dude?
See? It’s in his head. Take note.
@28 fyi, you can’t grate clementine rind b/c it’s too thin. i finely diced it instead; i think it worked.
dammit people, they’re called straitjackets, not straight jackets. sheesh.
/goes back to gnawing at the straps
Me and otterdung like to hang out at phone stores. Just how we roll, is all.
@41
Shit, BYo—
why the hell didn’t you IDEN-TIFY yourself ??
I had no idea I was in the presence of such substantial internetz greatness,
much though as you know I’ve always been tremendously fond of you in real life.
Have you known all along that this is me?
Damn, I’m sorry.
@42: Isn’t that a problem? I know I’ve talked with one Villain (I’m guessing they didn’t know I was one too), but who knows how many others I have met/talked to and not even realized it.
@43
nah—we’ve been pals and mutual-counterculturalists for ten, fifteen years.
now that i think of it, he may even have addressed me initially as ‘fellow-cvillain’
but i’m deaf as a post and didn’t realize what he was saying.
“Hi, furrowed carragean…” “Hello fallow sea-captaine…”
@ 42 I thought for sure you knew who I was as I am one of the few ‘out from the start’ villains. Dunno about greatness though…
And yes, I have known about your otterness for quite some time. No worries, though. All identities are safe with me.
Anyway. nice to see you, and I hope you accomplished the task at hand.
@43
more problematic is when you acquire a Cvillain at a bar only to realize during
post-sproinking chatter that they have been giving you shit on here for months.
@45
thank you! pleasure to run into you as well. i repeat, of course now more enthusiastically,
my earlier offers to help with your renovations and to offer for use arcane tools of carpentry and supplies.
sorry, i missed your initial out-of-closet postings as i was a late-joiner here.
oh, and this is for parlie—received this morning:
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for
some quiet. Then he starts t o slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone….”I
want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in
Africa dies.”
A voice from the front of the audience yells out….
“Then stop clapping, ya fooking asshole!”
@ of padded rooms.
i just read a great new novel set in cville that has a bunch of scenes in the old insane asylum on the hill across from Piedmont. It sounds really spooky and very cool. Anyone ever been in there? i seem to recall that a young grad/professor at UVA took an English class in there (jumping the fence) and that UVA, which owns the place, found out about it and fired the faculty member then filed charges for trespassing and B&E against the students (charges dropped).
is it hard to get in there now, anyone know? just how illegal IS it? it sounds like fun and I’d like to:
1) play Ghost Hunters one night and see if there are spooks in there.
2) take a bunch of artsy snapshots of decaying shit and put them on my website with half-ass copyright statements so that Cvillain can use them and i can then make an ass of myself by filing a frivolous and childish lawsuit against the hand that feeds me.
Thor is gonna be pissed if Thor Jr. gets taken away.
Wrong thread. Please strike that from the record.
@49, I was actually on a second date (they do happen) and after one too many glasses of Aventinus we decided it would be a great idea to try to go in there. I got about ten feet inside the gate, freaked out, and bolted. About twenty minutes later we were laying in the grass groping each other awkwardly in front of the inn down the road. Adrenaline is HOT.
Here’s the website:
http://www.faculty.virginia.edu/blueridgesanatorium/
Back around 2003-4, before the gate went up, I basically just drove around the barrier and drove up and parked there. Then I proceeded to explore all the seriously cool rooms and rotting equipment for the next couple hours. It was incredibly cool. I always wanted to get in there again with my D50, but I think its harder to get in now. I dont know why they keep it so locked off, nor if one could get permission to do photos there, but it has to be the coolest location in all of central virginia for the kind of photos I like to take. By far.
@52
that’s awesome. oh, and i know where they keep some grass.
@53
that’s awesome. oh, and i know where they keep the googlz.
wow, though, thanks for the link—the chapel is goddam gorgeous.
i wonder if they’d let me wed there? bet they don’t do gay-porn shows like they do at UVA chapel.
@54
that’s awesome. period. i’ll do a post if i manage to get in there with a camera and out with my ass.
/i bet LOTS of scary red-eyed dwarves in cassocks have colonized the place.
The old media starts to fall:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28101775/?GT1=43001
@56 the Progress, Richmond Times, NY Times, Miami Herald are also in trouble.
the world would be a better place without the miami herald.
dear god, it was a tuberculosis hospital, not an insane asylum. I’m thinking you’re referring to Western State in Staunton.
@59, doesn’t matter. It’s not lighted and nobody lives there, so it’s fucking creepy.
it’s feckin’ empty. That’s it. infer what you will.
@61: You need to go watch Silent Hill, honeychile. Empty buildings= CREEPY.
Silent Hill is scary as hell. Scary as dwarves, which have burning red eyes allowing them to see in the dark, that can levitate when nobody’s looking , that can speak to and be understood by small malevolent animals.
Apparently there’s a Silent Hill sequel due out very soon! I’ll be there with bells and Depends on, in case I wet myself out of sheer terror.
Got modded, but OD is right this one particular special time, though BR Hospital was a TB ward way back when, in the 1980s and 90s it housed an inpatient mental health ward on one floor of the more modern bldg. up there. Also, somebody fix the spelling of the title of this article before I go crazy.
before your time here, colfer, but a number of our downtown pals,
two of them now quite dead, spent time there when
it served the headshrinking needs of the community, as you rightly say 80s.
@65
oh shit—and i keep forgetting to compliment you on the news-pic—very handsome!!
an inpatient mental health ward
I read that as “impatient”. Like, why they all anxious and shiz? They’re already in the hospital.
I has a post about ‘Splendor in the Grass’ but it disappeared.
Ani DiFranco’s coming to the Paramount? Whoa.
When?
March 4, 2009.
do you think cville can generate enough lesbians by then?
we may have to rely on imports.
/’eat all you want; we’ll make more’ …
Ooh maybe me and Caroline can go together and make out.
do you think cville can generate enough lesbians by then?
you are kidding right? you can’t swing a cat in this town without hitting a sapphic sister.
b’yo shouldn’t volunteer at the SPCA because I’m pretty sure they frown on swinging cats.
@75
really? carpets are being gnawed, even here in this conservative wee southern town? who knew, who knew?
i always figured i was joking when a gal said she wouldn’t go out with me and i replied, cheerfully:
…. “you fucking dyke”.
Apparently I’ve been right all along!
/Is AniDeFranco the same person as Jewel?
Not. Even. Close.
Ani DiFranco is to Jewel as Woody Guthrie is to John Denver.
do you think Anidefranco ‘did’ Jewel?
doesn’t Jewel have a poem about it?
“There is a pretty girl on the Face of the magazine
And all I see is my dirty hands turning the page…
Women who suck their cigarettes
as though they were
giving their hatred head…”
@79
living as to dead? slim elaboration there, chum.
Choose the best match to complete this phrase.
Jewel is to Ani as:
A) a water strider to a frog
B) a snap n’ pop to the atom bomb
C) chickens to sirens
Internet, I have a grammar question. If I want to pluralize PC, is it PCs or PC’s? I always thought it was PCs, but I always see it written PC’s.
I would say PCs. Cause PC’s would be possessive.
from purdue:
Apostrophes are NOT used for possessive pronouns or for noun plurals, including acronyms.
they used to be used in decades but aren’t anymore. e.g., the 1960s.
Jewel did get busted for mistaking casualty for casualness lol.
AF, this isn’t craiglist. You gotta give us a link.
Really? Sorry I thought that was common knowledge. Kurt Loder interviewed her like a hundred years ago and asked her “What do you mean by going about with such casualty?” And she’s like “You know like being casualty” Then he definites the word for her. It was hilarious.
Did you guys hear about the bailout?
@89 That shit is fabulous. On another, lighter note, I hope we all get stimulated again.
I rather enjoyed having $600 dropped in my lap. I want it to happen again.
@90 well you could always start giving lap dances.
Shit… My fat ass would break someone’s pelvis and I’d have to pay medical expenses. No thanks! I’ll stay on the receiving end of said lap dances, thankyouverymuch.
name your price, phil
tree fitty.
350.00? email me, baby
shit. suddenly i’m taken back to freshman year of college… being offered money for services rendered makes me misty.
@93 through @96
good to hear this stuff. nice older Farmington women (cougars?) used to provide sterling cigarette cases and tailored sportcoats for such things… in the good-ole days before golfbag-viagra gave them a more local pool of renewed-function oldsters from which to pluck victims.
Ugh, can anyone give really good back massages? I am in dire need and would pay or gladly exchange some kind of service.
/Joking…kind of
as above, check the tea-room at Farmington.
Oh noes! Bush is making a comeback! NTTIAWWT
A little Christmas advice.
@100 ew. a furry dorito?
Furry Dorito would be an awesome band name.
of course one can never hear this too of-ten
sorry, HTML sucks
I’d rather eat a fuzzy one than one that had nutmeg on it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0N0oFQjshQ
stephen colbert is so funny. however, john legend doesn’t shouldn’t object to mace; he should just use 80% as much.
Nutmeg and mace come from the same peach-like fruit, but mace is the net that the nut (seed, I guess) is wrapped in, and the flavor is “more refined,” more intense.
@107
Steven Colbert went to Hampden-Syndey College near hear. As did the founders of Cville Weekly and The Hook. The Cville Review was as funny as Colbert, it later became The Cville Weekly which is not.
@Twaddle
i was watching Family Guy (a demotic animated cartoon on teevee) last night. There is a fat kid, i do not like the fat kid thinking he detracts from the show, who is tormented by ‘an Evil Monkey that lives in his closet’. This evil monkey is almost as cool as our scowling mascot. I was much moved by the back-story to the evil monkey’s temperament. While I did not myself identify with the Evil Monkey, I saw many parallels between him and several of our regular contributors. If the analogy holds, I am sorry for their pain-n-loss.
New Bacon & Cheese dish. Would it kill me if I ate it?
this has to be the slowest-moving FFA we’ve had yet.
Anyone want to give gardening advice, talk about how octopi breed, or explain to me WTF a ‘dirty sanchez’ is?
@110 Hopefully this helps to move it along but I’m getting ahead of myself, I’m sure, by asking… What is there to do, if there is anything worth doing, for New Year’s? Murphy’s Law says that because I ask there will be a post already in the making about this sometime this week.
@111 - Good idea.
@112 Glad to have helped…
/the most I’ve contributed to anything today. and I’ve been at work since 1pm.
I’m sorry, the number you have dialed is “emotionally unavailable”. Please try again.
I think we need to gather up the drunken herd…echo, orchid, shen, donk, b’yo, floozy, parlie, uva nd and whoever else wants to go and take a little road trip to Passages Malibu: Addiction Cure Center and relieve them of their need to relieve of us of our needs. Looks like a great place to have a shin-dig. echo…you get first shift behind the wheel…I am calling the local RV purveyor right now…orchid, you get the wine, shen, champagne, b’yo, tunes…parlie, just smoke yourself and we will all get contact highs…lesss goooo!
@116 Glad to be invited, sweetalicious. We should all get together this week sometime before I go back home for xmas!
Cvillain is so boring today, come on ppl, help entertain me so I can get through this workday
Hey I need some help, this is a good forum for it, I suppose. So for those of you who don’t know, I’m a big supporter of the National MS Society and I work there during the day. March 28th is the Charlottesville Walk MS event and I am having a team, but I can’t think of a team name (somehow, I don’t think Team uva non-douche be quite appropriate). Any suggestions?
something about this website has erased from my mind any potential
to respond to that without horrendously offensive suggestions.
/abstain for taste.
Much appreciated, it was a real question
@ 119
Vista?
why?
Sigh.
(MS also short for Microsoft)
oh I get it now. Your such an computer nerd. It is interesting, nonetheless.
@116: Addiction Cure Center? I’m perfectly comfortable with my addictions, but an alcohol fueled RV trip would be hilarious. I bet we could get MTV to put it on TV, but only if shen and orchid hooked up with the same guy. That shouldn’t be too hard.
UND, I’ll be out somewhere watching at least the first half of the football game tonight if you want to meet up.
Where, pray tell, will you be watching at?
Probably South Street. Jason should be bartending so it should be a goo time for me to see if there is anything interesting to learn about the 2 new beers on the menu.
Interesting, if I feel up to it, I’ll call you. I’m kinda beat today a little, but we’ll see.
It’s goo time? Oh cool I love goo time.
Heads up:
DMB at JPJ in April with Old Crow Medicine Show (2 Nights)
http://cvillemuse.com/2008/12/16/dave-matthews-band-announces-spring-tour-2-nights-at-jpj/
Yes shen, we know you love goo. *eyeroll* Now be a good girl and shut up.
i tried a surprisingly sweet habanero wine last night. it tasted like pain. and grapes.
@132: Auntiw, your face is gonna freeze like that.
@133: Was it from Peaks of Otter?
nay, t’was lovingly handcrafted by several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with Lothar of the Hill People. in all seriousness.
WTF?
Wow….I’m diggin Firecrotch.
I told you to keep your hand out of my knickers!
big brother is watching you! (but he’s not touching himself, like he does when he watches your mom)
It’s 4:40am and I’m in the fifth day of make-me-want-to-cry mind-numbing insomnia. Tell me I’m not the only one who has trouble falling asleep in this town…
On the upside, all this time awake in the wee hours o’ the night and mornin’ makes it easy to find humor in the absurdity of life.
all i want for christmas is to be important to just a person. and not because they depend on me to show up for work, take care of them, or anything else…
and definitely not because i fit into some character in c-ville i’ve been put into,
but because i am the only one of me and don’t hurt them, make them happy, and am me.
if there is anyone this post makes you think of that makes you smile and grateful for in your life, on behalf of that very thought- please just tell them so, because if they are anything like me:
a: they have no idea, and b:it would mean the world to know so.
CDC is at Escafe tonight. Come out and buy the DJ a shot or 2.
I’m tempted to come just to photobomb all the pictures.
@143 forget that. come out and buy orchid a shot or two. it’s her last night of drinking until next year!
/or a water.
*grumble*
Tonight is 1/2 off all bottles of wine till 9pm at X Lounge, so if people want to come visit and eat and get your drink on a little early, you all are always welcome over at the X! I think I will be over to CDC after I get off, at least for a little while. But The Astronomers are playing at The Box and they are a really good lil band, so I think I might venture over there later. Who’s with me?
Like you ever have trouble getting people to buy you drinks. Was it last week or 2 weeks ago when you got the El Dinero?
@147 when everyone is a gay i do.
it’s been 2 looong weeks.
Yeah I guess the lezzies don’t buy you drinks. Well, now you get 3 looong weeks of not having to do anything.
Hooray! My new toy came n the mail! The Korg Kaosillator (youtube it). Now my winter hibernation will be filled with strange noises!
/electronics fetishist
@150: Be careful, Belmonty. Remember what happened last time.
Kaosillator + three digital turntables + alphabet soup on sons laptop + a kajillion digital sound files + audacity + iKey + 800watts = two happy earholes (and perhaps my next cd will be my shit - eat me DMCA).
/where are all my extra rca cables?
Is anyone else getting a creepy Dianetics.org advert on the right hand side of the screen?
No, it’s just you Lulu.
Why the fuck does a “car security” ad show a woman’s ass with money sticking out of her pocket? Seriously, I think they have some poor infant locked in a room doing these ads, paying him in formula.
Happy Tuesday! (NSFW-ish. Just use headphones)
@156 With bonus Justin as janitor and dj….
Nice one from Craigslist here
Speaking of craigslist, anyone need a place to rent?
(this cant possibly be real, can it? shudder.)
Holy shit is that in Celsius?
Yes it is in Celsius. 21=70 and 25=77. You can get basically the exact same living conditions for free. All you have to do is commit a felony.
Happy Holidays everyone!!
/especially to Silmo and Lilith.
//is this thing on?
///dave
Still thinking of the Pogues, thanks to your entry in the Xmas song contest last year right here on this very blog.
oh thanks colfer, mmmuah!! That song really is THE best.
/holy shit, I’ve been on this blog for more than a year, yikes!
soo.
everyone’s drunk.
?
happy festivus!
we’ll all wake up about a week from now with a pile of crap we’ve recieved/held on to for four years and taken headache medicine in equal measureras with alcohol .and ok, ready, go! post!
/my mom actually gets me to the point i like wine. HELLO!
Does anybody know if most bars/restaurants are open this Friday? I would assume so but would hate to show up with a thirst to a locked door.
X lounge will be open.
Happy Holidays to all…Hope you all spend the holidays with the people you love and get everything you cvillain hearts desire! See you all next year…xoxo
@159.
whoa.
@161. not only can you get them for free, you don’t get fined for having matches.
happy holidays!!!! be safe!
Hairy Christmas, one and all.
and to you too byo
Am I the only one working today?
/sigh
No. I’m working 2x.
/double sigh
Nothin to do but facebook stalking….
Real conversation over heard at my house yesterday:
My sister:”Did you see the blahblahblah on my myspace?”
Me: “Myspace has jumped the shark. Nobody goes on there anymore. Srsly.”
My dad: “You were on your myspace yesterday…”
Me and my sister in unison:”DAD! What were you doing looking at my/her myspace??!!”
Me: “My father e-stalks me. Great.”
My dad:” But I haven’t gone to that Charlottesville blog thing you’re on for awhile…”
Me: “Thank fucking gawd.”
omgwtflolz
I told my mom if she created a facebook account I was quitting the internet forever. And I was serious. But she just recently learned how to text message and can barely check her email so perhaps my fears are unfounded. When I ‘blogged’ in town back in the late 90s my mom read it and said she didn’t like hearing about my nightlife - if she read Cvillain her head might explode.
Yeah, cuz you’re always on here talking about your crazy nightlife.
Caveat for my pops: “Hey, Dad I’m not really a whore in real life. Just on the blog.”
Indeed - so mom’s constant nagging must have worked huh? I shelter my personal life from the internet! How boring….
I am a bit surprised and depressed that there was no Cvillain red panty party this Christmas. Seemed like such an opportune occasion. I blame it on Kyle.
X Lounge is doing a “Red Bubbles” theme for NYE with chicks in red bodypaint in a bathtub. You could wear red panties to that.
If they still fit after Christmas dinner….
Spicy Bear needs to get a webcam like the Hook that we can run up to and flash our red panties at.
If anyone can make that happen it’s you. I’ll do the technical work - you just have to sneak a camera into a bottle that no one drinks.
Easy… label it non-alcoholic Virginia wine and no fucker will touch it. Actually now I think about it, you could even leave off the non alcoholic.
Not at X Lounge you guys. I meant a webcam on the outside of the Spicy Bear Headquarters.
When I ‘blogged’ in town back in the late 90s my mom read it and said she didn’t like hearing about my nightlife
‘tussin is bad, mmmkay?
Just saw this on R&R…. read what it says on the screen dump ahahahahaha
That’s nothing. There’s a MC for a cat in heat and someone in Gigs trying to hire midget servers for their holiday party.
What do midgets and dwarves have in common?
.
.
.
Very little.
Omg You’re so size-ist.
@185 - see?? someone knows what’s up.
@184 there’s a webcam under the desks - but you have to Yahoo chat ‘ASL’ to Kyle to see it.
What??!!!
Tell him you wanna see him rough up the scowly.
Why do I often feel that cbob is just here waiting for his Plazmaloid Transfer Shuttlepod back home to Planet Gronulon?
It’s funny you mention that - I’m just about to head over to Blue Moon to pick it up!
btw - it’s spelled GRANulon. I made my fortune in birthing pools: http://www.waterbirth.co.uk/Baptism.htm
Fuck. Christmas, eh?
I feel like I was run over by a truck.
But was it a shiny new truck?
@196: A woman actually was run over by a truck on 29 last night.
@198, do we need to page Kevin Cox?
For sure. I’m still not quite sure what his stance is on cars and pedestrians.
I have to say, he’s the reason I don’t stress about crossing the Lewis & Clark intersection. He’s a genius. That or someone who actually thought about where they were walking. Either or.
I don’t stress unless I’m crosing in a wheelchair and there’s a cop waiting to turn.
There was no waiting involved.
My bad. I meant “cop jamming to Fergie and not paying attention”…
It’s important to each of us at this happy and significant time of year to pause for a moment to reflect on the greater and benevolent power and glory of Darren Hoyt, who could but chooses not to squash us all like bugs.
@FFAs generally
is there any way we could get a link or button under the RECENT COMMENTS thingee on the right side of the screen that would take us directly to the current-running FFA—damn-near impossible to find the thing; it was six screens back in the OLDER POSTS list.
if 26 World is out there somewhere, could you get in touch?
i was wondering if you’d like to write a short introduction to a book, pending publication, details offline.
OD, Thor needs to keep it difficult so he has entertainment other than bedazzling his chariot, perming the hair of his goats, and petitioning the patent office to register his hammer.
I just bookmark the current FFA when it’s created. Ta-da!
OD, have you read “after dark” by that asian dude who wrote “the wind-up bird chronicle”? it sucks, but the guy in the band’s monologues remind me of you.
@206 Interesting request. Unsure if I’m ready to be outed, even offline, but perhaps I already am.
You can reach me at 26world at the email provided by Google…dot com. I’ll at least give a listen.
Does anyone have any pictures online of the old ampitheater (at the end of the downtown mall, where the Pavilion now is)?
If you’re dating a crazy bitch, don’t cheat on her.
So cheating is now hugging? Motherfucker.
but WAS he cheating? the story doesn’t say. she may have been justified.
she may have been justified.
Excuse me? Justified? Are you crazy? There is no justification for that. Too bad he’s dead, and we’ll never know.
“I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else”
FAIL. If you burn that off, then he’s useless. Next time burn his arms off so he can’t hug other women.
@211 Weeny roast!
/day three of my alcoholiday - my sobriety weighs a ton.
Hey guys, DON’T cheat on orchid. Srsly.
@207 - duck, just saw that. How did you know I had pet goats?
You always have goat hairs on your crotch.
Is that implying I know Thor’s crotch, or the goats do? Or both?
Hmmm…
@210: So I guess that’s a “no” then. Alas.
@ Doc, I did…. er, do, but they’re all of me climbing on the scaffolding. Not a good idea for online posting.
So it’s nearing 5:00 on Tuesday afternoon, and my mind can’t help but wander to one place. Has it really been over 2 days since I last drank? At least Absolution awaits me at South Street .
theres the echo I know and love…hope to see you soon
You guys remember those Thursday nights where we would sit at Boheme and drink liquor drinks until 2am? I feel like that’s what I did last night.
WTF - walked by Five Guys yesterday and they’re now only open for lunch Sun-Thurs, dinner times just Friday and Saturday
I say again, WTF.
@ 208 orchid
“OD, have you read “after dark” by that asian dude who wrote “the wind-up bird chronicle”? it sucks, but the guy in the band’s monologues remind me of you.”
I haven’t, but will try to find it at B&N as soon as can—thank you for recommend. You mean my writing on here or my writing elsewhere?
@ 209 26 world
“@206 Interesting request. Unsure if I’m ready to be outed, even offline, but perhaps I already am.”
I’ll drop you a note. would be no outing either way, or identification of you on here connected to the intro to an obscure publication. i have no objection to your knowing who i am, assume you must already, but i’ll otterdung-you at gmail in a sec.
i’ll otterdung-you
That doesn’t sound very pleasant.
Could have been worse echo… his screen name could have been Godownon.
@228 it wasn’t a recommendation. please don’t read it.
your writing on here–i’ll say it again: I DON”T KNOW WHO YOU ARE IRL.
@227 that’s so bizarre. sucks for when you’re hungover on fridays, huh? is the one at barracks like that too? my parents now have 2 within walking distance in miami. that’s a bad bad thing.
Should we bailout the porn industry?
Fuck no. Just make your own at home.
@234
Your words are like beautiful music to my ears.
/bow chicka bow wow
We said bailout, not pullout.
New mix, “Sparkle Fingers”, up on the bloggy doggy daddies. Clicky my name.
Best mix yet byo.. love it.
this site has jumped the snark.
@239 and then took the snark’s money and and Member’s Only jacket.
I formally and publicly declare my girl crush on Anne Hathaway.
Burly lightning god, has anyone suggested a new FFA yet? May I present FFA XXVIII: Life’s Not All Beer And Skittles…Unless You’re A Cvillain? I think it would pertain to many a regular here.
/a bit too poor to be at a bar at the moment, so miller lite and pokerstars.net for me…
Here’s the FFA lazy bumlookers.
okay, you got me there. i did, after all, see bums having sex on the mall last spring.
thanks for bringing that horrid memory up.
@243
it’ll be easier for them after the re-bricking.
on an unrelated note, it feels so GUD to be back on the FFA: here’s this.
Wow….Is that an on/off switch on the side?
Impressive, hunh? I read that many kindergarten classes in California (it’s native and ‘wild’ there) keep them in the classroom for little girls and boys to hold and play with.
/children are our hope for tomorrow