In the wee hours of this glorious Easter morning, someone shot into the Waffle House on 5th Street leaving a waiter injured and numerous drunk people pee-pant scared. According to NBC 29, police have no idea what happened, probably because all the witnesses were drunk and eyeball-deep in syrup and hash browns.
Anyone with information on this morning’s guncapades is encouraged to contact the police.
Jesus would be proud.
[pic from Tim Psych]
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is NO place more sacred than the Waffle? Jeez Louise people…
maybe it was someone trying to free the waffle house from the oppressive rule of the british monarchy.
i guess any joke about smoothered/skattered hashbrowns is out of line?
I would suspect this act was committed by a delegate representing The International House of Pancakes. Long ago IHOP and Waffle House were a happy monarchy, ruled by myself, The Barron of Breakfast.
But one hot summer night, there was scism. The Waffle delegates had enough of playing second griddle to the Pancakes and staged a coup that we resisted for a neigh 3 fortnights, only stopping the fighting each morning to enjoy our own delicious batter based breakfast.
When all the fighting ended and the powdered sugar settled, it was mutually agreed that a house divided cannot stand. From my high horse, I decreed, “From this point forth, there shall be two exclusive houses specializing in 24 hour batter and syrup nourishment.”
That was the last time IHOP and WH were ever in the same room together. To this day the rift that runs between the two houses is deeper than ever. WH has strong market share with the ever growing drunk population and we at IHOP cater to the dwindling, after church Baptist Crowd. Until now it has been a secret agenda of myself and my administration to tarnish the image of WH with occasional drive by shootings and in turn a heavy police presence.
Now you may ask, what about Aunt Sarah’s, which was the result of a messy divorce between myself and that bitch Sarah. But that is a tale for another time.
I drove by the WH at about 2AM on Sunday morning, and saw that there were 5 employees working! I must have missed it by a few minutes.
Jim Gaffigan gives Waffle House a proper send off: “Here’s something you’ll never hear in a Waffle House: ‘Nice job cleaning up!’”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1cfwFmv1w
Do drunk people actually go there? Seems pretty out of the way.
@6 Yes. It’s right on the way home for all drunkards that live in Redfields, The Woodlands, Eagles Landing, Villas, etc, etc, etc.
just because they had a gun doesn’t mean they live in eagles landing. lots of drunk people have guns and live in the woods.
welcome back, myself.
Fuck off parlie….. Barron of Breakfast is my new e-Crush. BoB…. call me darling… I’m likin’ the cut of your jib.
Parleston, old bean! Its been too long.
um i happened to have been there and let me tell you it was deff not funny