Many of you read and offered some interesting commentary on the anonymous letter I received from someone who labeled themselves as a “sort of cyberstalker.” Last night an interesting event unfolded.
Two friends and I parked a car in my office lot near the downtown mall at about 9:30 at night. We needed to go into my office to pick up someone’s things before we headed out for the evening. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary walking into the office.
We headed back out side and when we walked through the atrium and out the door, my friend kicked something by accident. She told me to look down. I did and there was (guess what)…
a sealed tube of “X-Balm” orange flavored lip balm, the very same brand sent to me a week ago by the cyberstalker. We were pretty sure that lip balm hadn’t been placed there earlier in the evening and that it had appeared during our five minute trip into the office.
Coincidence or scary?
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does this story end with an MPD twist?
Scary? Dude get a grip, any one here could have decided to screw with you on a Friday night.
Let us know when you bunny gets boiled, I here that’s a really bad sign. Or a voodoo shrine outside the office
nice photo, dieter. you’re so hot.
What if Kyle doesn’t own a bunny?? What will have to be boiled in order for him to really freak out?
I think you are overreacting… I mean it’s not like someone is posting pictures of you on here, pretending they are you, because that would be seriously fucked up.
Floozy, you got that right.
i would still hit it…crazy chicks are usually good in bed. the problem is they just never leave you alone afterwards.
touche
Well, you know, “For lambada loving leper” is an anagram of “orange flavored lip balm”. So, yeah. Be careful. Or something.
Number one suspect: Your friend.
eerie
As long as the tube was sealed, you can still use it.
Huh?
OTOH, “damageable lox vamp, frill-born” is an anagram of “X-Balm orange flavored lip balm”, so you’re looking for an insecure Jewish cross-dresser, who’s from an affluent family…..and I’m looking for my meds.
Good luck to both of us.
The insecure cross-dresser from and affuent family, hmm, I know, I know who that is! [REMOVED BY ADMIN]
Leslie, if you don’t stop personal attacks, we will have to ban you from the site.
Dieter, that’s fucked up posting a pic of Kyle as your gravatar. I think you’re the stalker.
Gee, Kyle thought it was funny,sheani longstockings.
I can promise you I have never thought of Kyle in the checkout line of Food Line or ever bought x-balm.
you and Floozy have no sense of humor on this.
Dieter, sorry they didn’t teach you art of humor expressed through sarcasm in the Grossdeutsche Jugendbewegung.
well the germans are well known for their humor, dry as it might be.
I thought they were known for being fat, wearing Speedos on vacation and invading Poland. But I could be very wrong.
we have replies/threaded comments for a reason!
They don’t work when one is drunkie…okay? Jeez… wot a stroppy fucker you are tonight Thor. Rasberries to you.
Give them Hell, Floozy
You’re gonna die.
This X-Balm is amazing. Ahhhhhhhh.
I can’t find the FFA, but this seems close enough. Donk/shenanigans, was someone going to tell me how Saturday night ended? I hear it got interesting after I left. Sorry I vanished, but it was self-preservation.
echo, that’s what Facebook is for.
We did spend a lot of time standing around on 2nd St, and that was before going to Ventana.