Grab your flip flops, or at least get them ready. The much debated Onesty Aquatic Center (fancy name for water park) opens this Saturday at 10AM. Apparently the Daily Progress had the opening date published incorrectly…we hope no one showed up in a bathing suit to be turned away from scrawny teenage lifeguards.
[pic from theogeo on flickr]
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Where is this? The press release doesn’t have an address!
OH WAIT – that’s the one at Meade Park!
The pool of EPIC DISNEY PROPORTIONS!
I AM SO EXCITED
Meade Park=300 Meade Ave
the functional portion of Meade Avenue is approx 1000 yards long. Look for anything the size of CROZET that is not a tombstones-purveyor, wrecking-yard or trailer-park home with starving-dogs chained to discraded truck-tires in the front yard. If you hear your hubcaps being prised-off by kids with mullets, you’ve driven too far in either direction.
“to be turned away from scrawny teenage lifeguards”
most of them are under 18. they have every right/reason to turn you away from them at any time. Stick to the soccer-moms.
/16 will get you 20.
Funny, my lifeguard daughter often laughs about the “old” guys talking to her. She pointed one out one time and I laughed because the guy looked about 25. “Shouldn’t they have a life by then…?” she asks.
smart girl. you done well, danpri.