Off topic: Does anyone know this NBC news anchor? She’s hawt.
Anyway, the pool offers Charlottesville water fun of epic proportions. From its corkscrew slide, to the water bucket to the thing that sprays water on your head, how can you complain? Oh, you can bitch about enough things if you are a grinch. I love the neighbors complaining about parking. Are you serious? You just have a park that will seriously increase your property value and you already lived next to a park. Wow. Here we go:
Top 10 Most Ridiculous Reasons to Not Go to the New Pool (aka list for a Grinch):
- It is full of pee. 100+ children per day = at least 50 peeing incidents.
- There are only 60 parking spots and HEAVEN FORBID you might have to walk around the block.
- You might not be able to relax with all the children screaming.
- It only costs $5.
- You could be sitting inside playing video games.
- You don’t want to spoil yourself and be overindulged by water fun.
- Pools are only for children.
- It’s hot outside.
- It’s not a good place to
- I’ve been too busy crashing the pools at [name of local planned community, Avemore, Eagle's Landing, Woodlands, etc etc]
Stop complaining and get there.
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aren’t there kids there? ew. they need to make one for adults. who drink.
Pool
Pool is for children
And I want to make them pay for their fun with their bones and their flesh
now you are creeping me out.
From a friend who works at NBC29:
That’s Christina Mora – tomorrow’s her last day
moving up or downsized?
for your spank bank, Thor: http://www.nbc29.com/Global/story.asp?S=6914639
everyone’s jumping ship at 29
Everyone’s always jumping ship at 29. It’s an entry-level job, from which people either a) get a job in a bigger market, b) decide a stable job in C’ville is swell and hang out, or c) leave the biz altogether.
We’ve got a pond and a pool.
Creepy is the new black.
Where is Christina headed? Bigger market? Closer to home?
She got a deal with Vivid.
If I had said that, it woulda been an uproar, dude.
Persecuted is the new annoying.
She’s a Florida fan, NEXT…
The only thing more annoying than a die hard Hokie fan is a die hard Florida Gator fan. Kentucky basketball and Auburn Football fans are also awful to be around. As well as Maryland fans and West Virginia Fans. Anyone have fans that drive them bat shit to be around?
I’ll say BoSox fans and just open up a can a whoop ass all over myself.
In my book, Gator fans are worse than Hokie fans.
It’s that stupid, stupid “gator clap”, or whatever it is.
it’s a gator chomp.
i know this because one of my ex’s 3 books was “101 things i hate about the gators.” (the others were “101 things i hate about the seminoles” & a calvin & hobbes.)
it’s nice for the city to provide this water-hazard/water-feeature to us. we unemployed mall-bums sleeping in the forests along the rivanna trail are tremendously grateful for the washing-up facilities–as there have been (i attest) a recent spate of foul skin-infections/ailments attributable to splashing around in the rivanna at floodstage.
i wonder if the City glanced at the Sex Offender charts before they decided to build the waterpark RIGHT THERE. From dim recollection of house-searching in the area a few years ago, I believe there are a dozen or more registered pederasts/pedophiles within about three blocks.
At least we know where they are SUPPOSED to be….
Alas, the pool and the city lot was there long before the Perv website was around.
i count seven sex-offenders within easy walking distance to the pool, but not sure i know all the streets.
You don’t know the streets but you know the perverts.
Honestly, you frighten me
Bwahaha Melonhead just mispronounced “Belmont” in his report on Belmont on the 10 o’clock news.