As you know we’re opening a gym pretty soon called “CrossFit Charlottesville.” I won’t tell you too much about it just yet other than it’s going to be awesome. We’re struggling with a t-shirt slogan and wanted your input. CrossFit works better than any other fitness program because we do functional movements, constantly vary our movements and do them at high intensity (more on all this later).
As for the slogan, we just want it to be funny and doesn’t have to be specific to CrossFit.
Here’s what we like so far:
- Specialization is for single-celled organisms.
- Not just for ninjas.
- Where dudes love to clean and chicks love the snatch. These are olympic lifts.
- “I’m not a ***** anymore”
- The only thing that makes Chuck Norris cry.
- The only thing better than cold beer.
- Cure for the Common Workout.
If we pick your slogan, you get a free t-shirt.
Related posts:
- Don’t Forget the Cycling Challenge! cVillain T-Shirt for Those Who Join
- Dudes Checking Out Other Dudes in the AFC Locker Room
- Did you hear about Z-95’s new slogan?
Whoa, this has been up for almost an hour and otterdung didn’t come running like someone sent up the bat signal?
“CrossFit Charlottesville: Don’t be an otter’s dung.”
” You are gonna love the way the look, or you can go outside and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.”
Once otterdung finds out about this, the caps lock will abound. mcquitty quit quit.
No I don’t have Tourettes… you’re just a fucking Crossfitter.
/only Shen will get this
Crossfit Charlottesville: It will make you less awkward than Jon & Kate
Ooo I like this one.
Can’t Touch This
I want to be your sledgehammer
None shall pass!
Candygram
You sir, are an asshole!
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m ok.
Break Yourself Fool
Chissfot Charbleston: exposing mah harbl.
I demand you do a CrossFit Lolcat.
How about a Loldog?
Of course, there is always the obvious route…
These are awesome. I’ll be sure to put one up on our website when we go live.
What’s that bulge? I just did a ‘functional movement’ in my spandex
Indeed.
ummm…..
You’ll wonder where the yellow stains went when you brush your teeth with Crossfit.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Crossfit.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Crossfit?
Crossfit, Take Me Away.
Obey Your Crossfit.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Crossfit.
Leggo my Crossfit!
Crossfit: The Other White Meat.
Crossfit: not just for dinner anymore
Got Crossfit?
A Streetcar Named Crossfit
The Importance of Being Crossfit
Henry the Crossfit (part II)
/pretty sure everyone in The Importance of Being Crossfit when, confronted with a desire to exercise, lay down until it passed…
Crossfit: It’s good enough for Parlie
Crossfit: It’s not just on license plates
Good luck guys.
Congratulations Kyle!
Or…instead of trying to get free services, you you could support a local freelancer or business…
How is CrossFit Charlottesville not a local business?
If you have something of interest to share, then share it and stop bitching.
PS – that’s also my slogan submission!
Err…, Spunky,
I think that local 1 was trying to say why not hire a freelancer to come up with the tag line instead of trying to solicit ideas in a blog post.
Ps. It looks like they could have used some help with the logo also.
kyle helps the fuck out of local freelancers and local businesses—local1 had to be flat-out joking if that’s what s/he meant. and in asking US for submissions, i think it’s kyle’s love for all of us (as part of his life and creations) that made him include us in the process, gave us a fun post on which to play snarky word-games, etc.
/local freelancer & local business.
Local1 – We will be supporting plenty of local businesses and individuals. Our landlord is local, we’re hiring a Quality Welding to build our pullup bars, we’ll be working with AtLarge Nutrition, a local nutrition company, we’ll be offering significant discounts for military, police and all other public service members, and we’re employing at least 7 Charlottesville trainers.
Crossfit Charlottesville: Three-Two-One-Go!
Spas and smoothies are for pansies. Get a real workout at CrossFit.
CrossFit… because the other gym’s stink.
Apostrophe: because who the fuck care what grammar does.
otter I do it on purpose to annoy Shen. Now fuck off.
Crossfit Charlottesville: because investment banking didn’t work out
Crossfit Charlottesville: don’t worry, Thor stares at everyone in the locker room
Crossfit Charlottesville: combining the art of cross-dressing with the science of fitness
Crossfit Charlottesville: we work out religiously
Crossfit Charlottesville: Thanks for the free shirt, Kyle! but I’m still not joining
Crossfit Charlottesville: because running a company, climbing the corporate ladder, and sucking major ass all take stamina
Charlottefit Crossville: for an eye they can’t keep their asses off of
Crossfit Charlottesville: because ‘Fit-Art: elevating fitness to an art’ made everyone think of farts
Crossfit Charlottesville: because Char-Fit-sville was taken. and is retarded.
Crossfit Charlottesville: because thats what it is, and thats where it is
hahahahaha…. major kudos t.l.c.
Crossfit Charlottesville: cuz even Floozy has minimum physical standards.
Crossfit Charlottesville: in a plane crash, they eat the fat ones first
Crossfit Charlottesville: our real slogan’s so buff, we only print it on wife-beaters
Actually I don’t. My only exercise involves a trip to the wine/beer fridge and back. On a good night, I can work up quite a sweat you know.
Crossfit Charlottesville: official work-out program for the “special” forces
Crossfit Charlottesville: where self-esteem issues go to die
Crossfit Charlottesville: don’t worry, there won’t be any math
Crossfit Charlottesville: because fitness was Jefferson’s other, other, other, other, other passion
Crossfit Charlottesville: or you could just have another nap
Crossfit Charlottesville: can you tell I’m flexing? ’cause I’m totally not
Crossfit Charlottesville: so you can look
this goodbetter…where those not afraid to do it different
see a big difference…
? Where doing it different makes a big difference?
Crossfit Charlottesville: Not that I was looking, but kudos on your genitals.
smoke you like cheap crack
I’m from Colorado and workout at CrossFit Verve. My fave slogan to date is from CrossFit MBS: “Train to not suck at life.”
Crossfit:
Nails it!
come hang with us
causes hissyfit was already taken
cross fit= firs cost
CROSSFIT CVILLE: “175,000 Bucks? No, I think not. You’ll take 750 bucks and like it. Eat your liver, you scrawny money-grubbing no-talent hack opportunist.”
C-F C-V: Making TUUM more MEUM every day.
Crossfit: If we sold bagels, we would definitely have a toaster.
Crossfit: Questioning what waterparks have to do with fitness since 2009
Crossfit: Yea, we made up a word.
Crossfit: We have nothing to do with Christianity!
Crossfit: Like Curves but dudes are welcome
Crossfit: because boutique investment banking can only pay the bills for so long
Crossfit: because there will always be fat people around
Crossfit: cheating our way into Business Week’s Top 25 feature
Crossfit: because joining a gym is a status symbol
Crossfit: Is this the new face of evil?
Crossfit: ACAC can suck us
Crossfit: Ironically across the street from the tombstone lot.
Crossfit: CAPSLOCK FOR YOUR CARCASS!!!1!11
crossfit: don’t forget to bring a towel
nice!
Crossfit: For brahs not bras
Crossfit: Make up for being puny in high school
crossfit: make up for being short
Crossfit Charlottesville: It puts the lotion in the basket.
Crossfit:
Maria Belen Chapur works out here
Al Groh’s new gym
Great place to steal fake expensive handbags
brilliant, all brilliant.
Crossfit Cville: Michael Westen would kick Thos. Jefferson’s scrawny ass up and down the Grounds.
Crossfit: It’ll make you feel better about being short
LOL, did we write this at the same time?
Crossfit Cville: Your stiletto heels will eat those uneven mall-bricks for breakfast.
Crossfit Charlottesville- Get rid of your man boobs.
Crossfit: not as shifty as cVillain
Crossfit: More workout, less dumbells
Crossfit: The parties have resolved the issue and regret the misunderstanding that this issue has caused.
Crossfit ’til you’re stronger than your dad.
Crossfit: Its like a TransAm, except its your body.
Crossfit: No thumbnail photos here.
Crossfit: Dude. No seriously, dude.
Crossfit: Being in shape means never having to say you’re sorry.
Crossfit: If you’re going to be the office martyr, you’re going to need this
Crossfit: If you had the time to get fat, you’ve got time to get fit.
crossfit: we’re gonna need a bigger WTF
anyone notice that ‘cross’ is what you are when you are throwing a ‘fit’.
/spies are a bunch of bitchy little girls.
Crossfit: More important than cVillain
and with this apt slogan we should close this bit of fluff down.
bingo. we will pump and dump a new business now.
Ripped…On both ends!
Being at Cross Fit,
Beats being a Cross Dresser…
Crossfit beats cross dressing
Why didn’t you disclose this when unflattering comments were being made re: ACAC?
we’ve been awar of kyle’s crossfit interests and eventual aspirations for many moons. also, ACAC deserves criticism, as does Gold’s, whether there is/was to be a crossfit gym or not. and even if they don’t deserve criticism, wtf difference does it make if we choose to criticize them…
i do like ’smacks of sharp practices’ though, and expression used repeatedly with reference to the rosenberg scheme.
The whole thing smacks of sharp practices. This site loves to bash “old media.” Does that extend to its rigorously enforced code of ethics? Would the Washington Post print an op-ed criticizing a gym without explaining that its board is investing in a rival gym?
of course the Washington Post would do that. They endorsed and funded the Obama campaign while lambasting the other guy…ummm…the other guy running.
Kris,
It’s been public knowledge that we’re starting a CrossFit gym for some time. Can you please point us to where we “bashed” ACAC.
Also, we aren’t a competitor to ACAC. ACAC is a full-service fitness facility with pools, courts, classes, saunas and everything else in between. CrossFit Charlottesville serves an entirely different athlete than those served by ACAC. We do one thing and we do it well; that’s CrossFit.
When did ACAC get criticized?
any of the aforementioned > nom ur lazy!
/just my $.02
Crossfit Charlottesville: Pump until you sound like a complete fucking retard
and what’s with the shark having Crossfit for lunch? Is that a metaphor for ACAC? Belmont could come up with something 10,000 times better in about 5 minutes and would probably do it as a favor.
OBVIOUSLY you don’t understand true artistic intent…geez.
The shark is a metaphor for our inner strength, maximized to its true potential through the rigorous crossfit program.
Nom is a fun word I learned from the internets. It’s funny, and it makes me happy.
The shark’s teeth symbolize the longevity of the crossfit vision: sharks bodies are made almost entirely of cartilage, therefore, the only parts to survive as fossils are the teeth. The teeth do the nomming, now you DO THE MATH.
And the ACAC conspiracy? I drew a friggin shark. Use that crazy imagination for good, tastes like chicken, not for weird.
that took way too much explanation for it to be clever
Lighten up.
Is just for fun.
sharks are no laughing matter
Wait, what? What am I up to now?
Whatevs. Bring it. I’m ready.
/om nom nom…
Cville CrossFit: Free parking for the pool at Meade Park!
Cville CrossFit: Which is doucheyer: Trying to have a capital “F” in the middle of CrossFit or having a BMW with a CrossFit license plate?
/hate CamelCase
yeah I saw that vanity plate too…