Comments on: Rest in Peace Michael Jackson

By: Street

Street — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:16:18 +0000

I just saw tickets for his memorial service on ebay selling for anywhere from $1,000 – 50,000,000.

In the eternal words of Daffy Duck,

Despicable.

By: otterdung

otterdung — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:50:11 +0000

Just read in the William & Mary magazine that 258 students assembled and did the THRILLER DANCE in memoriam on campus, winning themselves a place in the Guinness Book of World records (independently verified by video that nobody missed a hpisway or one-glove hand-thrust).

By: Marshall

Marshall — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:12:20 +0000

That giant Thriller poster really tied the room together, man…

By: belmont yo

belmont yo — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:01:12 +0000

He would only go to the children’s hospital if he was having a stroke.

/obvi

By: danpri

danpri — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:55:49 +0000

His dying words…”Take me to the childrens hospital…”

By: Street

Street — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:51:13 +0000

Thanks! I almost forgot about this.

By: 4fuxs8k

4fuxs8k — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:56:31 +0000

Somewhere in Sri Lanka, in a sweatshop that should be making crotch-less underoos, an old woman is weeping.

By: belmont yo

belmont yo — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:40:45 +0000

You`ve been hit by,
You`ve been struck by…

A failed ventricle.

By: belmont yo

belmont yo — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:17:45 +0000

I liked pre freak show mj’s choons, but infinitely preferred fat druggie elvis’ melodic bloviating. Are you kidding me? Opiates and bacon make for some great rock and roll.

By: belmont yo

belmont yo — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:15:29 +0000

Thats just, like, your opinion, man…