Scowly missing

Posted by cbob on July 16th, 2009 18 Comments

The cVillain mascot, Scowly, has officially been declared as missing. He was last seen at approximately 1:30 AM on July 14th near the old Sexshuns store. Details of the sighting are still developing, but we are told that he was clutching a space bag and wearing only a pair of red panties. We urge you to provide any additional information that you may have.

More information will be released as soon as it has been verified…

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18 Responses to “Scowly missing”

  1. 16 Jul 2009 at 1:50 pm
    1 Doc said:

    I think he was smashed under a barbell.

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  2. 16 Jul 2009 at 1:55 pm
    2 rhymes with orange said:

    CrossFit shark ate him?

    NOM

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  3. 16 Jul 2009 at 2:19 pm
    3 Floozy said:

    I saw him flying around town crapping on every male photographer he could find. Admittedly it’s a shotgun approach, but he might get lucky.

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  4. 16 Jul 2009 at 2:50 pm
    4 echo said:

    I saw him on the 6th floor of the “building” formerly known as The Landmark Hotel.

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  5. 16 Jul 2009 at 3:58 pm
    5 rhymes with orange said:

    it’s like the movie Fantasia where things start to disapear when you stop believing in them!

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    1. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:01 pm
      6 rhymes with orange said:

      er…Neverending Story! Fantasia was disapearing.
      duh

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    2. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:02 pm
      7 belmont yo said:

      but i believed!

      /sad.

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      1. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:45 pm
        8 Doc said:

        You never believed. Sinner.

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  6. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:20 pm
    9 Street said:

    I saw him caterwauling at a drum circle. He was flailing away at those things and dragging his scrotum through the underbrush.Tres neanderthal.

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  7. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:32 pm
    10 echo said:

    Wait a minute. Scowly is actually missing. I mean, there are not any Scowlys (Scowlies?) on the site anywhere. WTF?!

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    1. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:40 pm
      11 Street said:

      Maybe he stepped out to shave his groin.

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    2. 16 Jul 2009 at 4:44 pm
      12 Doc said:

      There is one, in the ad for advertising on the right.

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      1. 16 Jul 2009 at 9:08 pm
        13 rhymes with orange said:

        the one that says this is cville’s most successful website? FAIL

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  8. 16 Jul 2009 at 9:45 pm
    14 dieter said:

    I pray he wasn’t involved in this cock up! http://www.thanhniennews.com/healthy/?catid=8&newsid=50775

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  9. 17 Jul 2009 at 9:41 am
    15 belocki said:

    how may goodbye emails will you write? this is another version of the same message. we get it; you’re shutting down and you’re pissed off, regardless of the fact that you keep trying to convince yourself and us that you have new projects that now take priority.

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  10. 17 Jul 2009 at 10:15 am
    16 belmont yo said:

    Jesus Christ. Shit sucks.

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  11. 17 Jul 2009 at 5:49 pm
    17 Street said:

    We need a poll in the next Scowly post. Y’know, one where we can add our answers as to where we have seen him.

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  12. 19 Jul 2009 at 8:07 pm
    18 otterdung said:

    if we clap-clap-clap like for Tinkerbell, will scowly return?

    Reply

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