While keeping my ear to the proverbial pavement, I heard rumor of a few ‘nests’ discovered around Charlottesville, containing some of the most peculiar alcohol spattered eggs.
After tracking down a leading ornithologist, and requesting their assistance with the determination of which bird may have laid these strange examples of avian eggitexture, we are excited to declare that they seem to be of the Columba Scowlius species, named after the first example known, namely our dearly departed Scowly.
This didn’t come as much surprise, knowing how well loved masked adventurers are in todays day and age.
As Sir Scowly (Knighted Posthumously in recognition of his championing of the common Villain) is the only known example of his type, we are as yet undecided whom the mothers of these eggs could be. Stay tuned as we provide the loving embrace of a daily Guinness bath, along with the warming bed that only a cast iron tapas skillet can provide.
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Was Scowly an Eggnogstic?
(Eggnogsticism is a religion that centers itself around the belief that, in our lives, there exists a supreme eggnog. Also central to Eggnogsticism is the belief that true understanding only comes from direct experience of the eggnog.)
Eggquiring minds want to know!
“there exists a supreme eggnog”
Disciples come conveniently packed in padded-cartons of 12.
I reckon…
how do you get the smell of rotting venison, unwashed wifebeaters, and meth-lab chemicals out of fake wood-paneling and poly-fibre shag carpet?
Didn’t realize you were moving Byo. Do you have to spam the site?
Yes, Virginia, there is a supreme eggnog. I obtained the recipe from an elderly couple in western albemarle and promptly dubbed it my “Oh My God Eggnog”. Those who have been lucky/unlucky enough to taste it no longer have eyebrows, but now weigh 20 pounds more.
Did we lose trademark rights to Scowly? If so, do we get to have a New Cvillain Mascot Contest?
I’d like to be the first to nominate the Capybara, for pretty fucking obvious reasons.
That’s probably one of the funniest things you’ve ever said otter…I award you 12 internet points which can be used in a small back-street cafe in Bogota.