Fourteen Days To A Whiter Smile

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With many in the bar scene grumbling over the smoking ban going into effect December 1st, and the inevitably approaching winter temps (although 70* today does provide some hope), we have to wonder if such a die-hard group of drinkers will shift to accommodate establishments which cater to the new requirements for indoor inhaling.  As the new Virginia code rather clearly states:

Any portion of a restaurant that is constructed in such a manner that the area where smoking may be permitted is (i) structurally separated from the portion of the restaurant in which smoking is prohibited and to which ingress and egress is through a door and (ii) separately vented to prevent the recirculation of air from such area to the area of the restaurant where smoking is prohibited. At least one public entrance to the restaurant shall be into an area of the restaurant where smoking is prohibited.

We have been compiling a list of establishments which meet these criteria; however the ‘public entrance’ requirement knocks a few out of the running.  Additionally, from having traveled to quite a few locations with indoor smoking bans, there are always proprietors willing to accept the risk of a $25 fine (businesses = per person smoking? / individuals = per cigarette you’ve been observed to smoke?).  The code doesn’t clearly lay out the enforcement structure of these fines, although I’d imagine with 23 states having preceded us, there should have been ample code to plagiarize.

So, for those of us who continue to enjoy a little masochism with our mimosas, what locations are you betting will benefit from the new laws?  [Photo Credits]

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27 Responses to “Fourteen Days To A Whiter Smile”

  1. 16 Nov 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Loki said:

    Do you guys read these articles before posting them? Hire a proofreader.

    /also I think I got chlamydia from that photo. Gahhhh

    1. 16 Nov 2009 at 4:36 pm
      Ian said:

      http://www.newmediabytes.com/2007/08/29/spelling-errors-not-even-the-washington-post-is-perfect/

      Unless you are volunteering your time to correct spelling/grammatical mistakes, please refrain from complaining. Or, if you can add a comedic element while pointing out a glaring mistake, please feel free.


      [Photo Credits]

  2. 16 Nov 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Sean said:

    Wonderful, a post with dual purpose… showing the smokers where to go and the non-smokers where to avoid. Thanks cvillain!

    1. 16 Nov 2009 at 5:02 pm
      Ian said:

      It also provides eye candy. That’s like a triple whammy.

      1. 17 Nov 2009 at 11:37 am
        Floozy said:

        She looks real classy Ian… real classy.

      2. 17 Nov 2009 at 11:39 am
        belmont yo said:

        That’s like a triple whammy.

        More like a rippled tranny.

        1. 17 Nov 2009 at 11:55 am
          Floozy said:

          with a nippled fanny

          1. 17 Nov 2009 at 12:51 pm
            Doc said:

            A fickle nanny?

            “pick up those toys, no, don’t pick them up, well, maybe…”

  3. 17 Nov 2009 at 9:47 am
    Ian said:

    Shouldn’t it be: “70 degree temps HAVE been”?

  4. 17 Nov 2009 at 11:44 am
    Doc said:

    Even your corrected version needs corrections. The most glaring error is that it should be “fewer” smokers, not less. Unless they were on those new Diet Cigarettes™. Low Calorie, High Fiber!

  5. 17 Nov 2009 at 1:17 pm
    H-Bomb said:

    Even as a smoker i’m stoked.

  6. 18 Nov 2009 at 9:26 am
    Albemarle Jay said:

    Keep the government out of my lungs.

  7. 18 Nov 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Street said:

    Miller’s Downstairs will be smoking too, after a little construction work. Only the 2nd floor will be non-smoking.

    1. 21 Nov 2009 at 3:37 pm
      mojo said:

      How is that possible? The 2nd floor would have to be totally closed off from the 1st and have its own entrance and completely separate ventilation…

      1. 23 Nov 2009 at 5:00 pm
        Street said:

        You’ll see…it’s in the beginning stages now.

      2. 23 Nov 2009 at 5:01 pm
        Ian said:

        I can only imagine that the stairwell would have to serve as the new second floor entrance…

        1. 30 Nov 2009 at 2:34 pm
          Street said:

          Yah, looks like it’s gonna be postponed for a while, though. Dang nab it.

  8. 18 Nov 2009 at 10:44 pm
    Taliesin said:

    To answer your grammatically incorrect question. I will be frequenting the smoker friendly establishments when not farming organically, being a vegan and proselytizing. Apologies to my regular ones, but goodbye through no fault of their own. Bars are just so health conscious. I’m sure most frequent them to get their daily dose of green green healthy, what w/ all of the granola and hypocrisy.

    Maybe not Lazy Parrot…it may be a little too Greene.

  9. 19 Nov 2009 at 1:08 pm
    tomas rahal said:

    at MAS we will comply with Caesar on December first, but allow smoking outdoors. this has been a long time coming from Richmond as we watched them wait until sufficient ass-cover was discovered for pulling the plug. bar sales versus healthcare costs for big corporations is the real culprit. they know you will still drink liquor even if you can’t smoke inside. after five cigarette sting attempts by the ABC at MAS, all unsuccessful, we decided to focus on our core mission rather than fight little nicotine skirmishes. the separate but equal scenario with ventilation is not doable, so smoke ‘em if you got em before coming inside. p.s. we’re working on our own “nicotini” to allay those withdrawal fears

  10. 19 Nov 2009 at 7:34 pm
    uva non-douche said:

    Thanks for this post! Now I know where I’ll be going…

  11. 30 Nov 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Ian said:

    It appears as though Governor Kaine will be stopping by Hamilton’s tomorrow to kick off the ban. Perhaps we can lure him to Charlottesville’s new smokers haven, Millers, with a few Cuban cigars.

  12. 30 Nov 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Street said:

    p.s. – Miller’s 3rd floor (the pool hall) will open @ 11:30 a.m. starting tomorrow.

  13. 01 Dec 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Street said:

    Just got interviewed by channel 19 regarding my views about the ban.

  14. 02 Dec 2009 at 8:53 pm
    MJ said:

    Kind of enjoyed the set up at Miller’s last night- lots of pool tables, people! BTW- Thanks for providing the list- I was unaware that C&O still had smoking, looks like I’ll be checking them out as well.

    Lazy Parrot is at least close to my office, but I don’t plan on hitting the corner.

    Look for the opening of our new “smoker’s” speak easy, coming soon!

    1. 23 Dec 2009 at 4:20 pm
      MJ said:

      Hey Cvillian- I discovered much to my dismay on Friday during the blizzard that C&O should NOT be on the list.

  15. 28 Dec 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Street said:

    Please tell me this isn’t real.

    Charlottesville ASS Taskforce?

    are you fucking kidding me?

    1. 28 Dec 2009 at 4:16 pm
      Street said:

      Oh, nevermind. The Author is Alan Smithee.

      /duh

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