CLAW V – Sparkles’ Revenge!

Virginia’s premier sports and entertainment league – Charlottesville Lady Arm Wresters or CLAW is back and ready for hot summer action. CLAW 5 brings the world’s first ever al fresco wratlin’ contest. That’s right we’ll be performing this Tuesday out of doors behind the Blue Moon Diner in a fancy army tent

We’ll be raising big bucks for Shelter for Help in Emergency [SHE]. Admission is always free but we have special ring side seats available for $5/ea. First-come first-served. So get there early! This month’s special celebrity judges: the members of Straight Punch to the Crotch. The tournament starts 8 pm sharp and lasts until we have just one woman standing (or someone breaks their arm, whichever comes first) After the tournament our celebrity judges will play us a little concert, so come early and stay late with CLAW and Straight Punch to the Crotch

WrasslersThe PunctuatorUlysses S. NopantsPurple HazeUnholy Betty RollerTommyknockerSparklesThe PitbullMohammed Sugar Ray Cato Bruce Lee Celebrity Judges: Straight Punch to the Crotch with Permanent Lifetime Judge Jim Waive

Mistress of Ceremonies: Rosie the Wrist-Twister

Nurse: Nurse Cheryl

Ref: The Ref

Umpire: The Empire

Stage Manager Extraordinaire: MoJo “the Underdog” Boudreaux

Money Honey: Trixie “The Vault” Mancini

Merch Table: Luchadora Herself

Audience: TBD

Photography Exhibit: Come see Billy Hunt’s exhibit: “CLAW!!!!!!” featuring portraits of CLAW wrastlers at Café Cubano.

Thor’s note.. I screwed the pooch on this one. I am sorry everyone.

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That’s right Claw returns for its third tournament this Tuesday (April 8th) at the Blue Moon Diner from 8-10 pm. CLAW - Charlottesville Lady Arm Wrestlers - is Virginia’s premier sports and entertainment league, dedicated to raising funds in support of woman initiated projects.

If you haven’t witnessed CLAW yet, I think it’s safe to say it’s unlike any experience you may have had in this lifetime. This is not a sports event, but it’s not without sporty-ish action and effort and competition. Heavily inspired by pro-wrestling, C.L.A.W. is mostly theater with fundraising thrown in.

This month, the beneficiary of our proceeds is P.E.A.C.E. Scooter Girl, Alix Bryan. »Read More

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but its still a good rumor

and it could be true

and wouldn’t it be nice

A little birdie who recently moved to Fredericksburg reports:

Last night I was talking with some local restaurateurs, and found out that a local business owner, Chris Dunbar, has bought Starr Hill. It will be a restaurant and music hall. They already have a show booked (dark star orchestra) and should be opening by midsummer.

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New Year’s Villainy is soon upon us. What to do? What to do?

TwoOFour has offered to throw a bash for her favorite villains at her downtown office building . Here are some details:

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Is it really more diificult for women to find a good man in this town?

Do men really have it made?

Who has the upper hand when it comes to dating?

Who has the biggest challenge when it comes time to finding a real relationship?

Is it easier or harder finding a date or relationship if your gay? What if you’re a lesbian?

And where does one go or not go to find that someone special? (I mean for a relationship, not hook-up although that’s a fine thing to discuss too.)

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Dear cVillains,

While we are dazzling ourselves at Zinc and dining at Mas and dancing to B Yo’s sexy beats at Escafe, the Flooze is being beaten with a stick, shackled to the toilet, and forced to wear orange. Yes, one of our own has been unjustly incarcerated for a crime she may or may not have committed. This is wrong! And this WILL NOT STAND!

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(Hi this is my first post)

So anyway I was on Blockbuster.com updating my movie queue when a box popped up from something called Facebook Beacon asking me if I’d like everyone on Facebook to know that I just added movie X. Uhhh… no, Mr. Beacon I’d rather everyone not know my business. [You with me so far?] Annoyingly, it kept asking me with every selection I made so I went the Facebook to ask it “WTF?” To which it replied, “Move along. Nothing to see here.” To which I responded, “Mr. Beacon, How do I turn you off so you don’t know what I am doing.”

… No answer.

Now I find this little ditty on PCWorld: Beacon is not just Facebook’s new advertising vehicle, it’s a spy prgram. According to the article:

“Beacon will report back to Facebook on members’ activities on third-party sites that participate in Beacon even if the users are logged off from Facebook and have declined having their activities broadcast to their Facebook friends.”

To which I say get outta my face(book). No means no, so stop snooping around.

Here’s the article: http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,140182-c,onlineprivacy/article.html

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